Greg's Unspeakable Truth 2009-07-18T05:19:35-04:00 http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php Nameless Cop If a political party bases it success on the success of our enermies... why is anyone voting for them? DarkUrthe http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2960 2007-07-13T11:37:15-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/0h_c_zO0rNo" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2960 Given the choice- without a urinal or the chance of getting caught, a guy would much rather pee in the sink. I guarantee you that somebody has peed in your sink at one time or another. There is a good chance it was me. SimianWarhead http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2968 2007-07-13T11:36:48-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/CYvHy7u9IkM" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2968 Do not masturbate wearing Tater Mits. DarkUrthe http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2984 2007-07-13T11:36:21-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/-4t7NelAw7E" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2984 In honor of reversible mortgages, I've renamed the spokesman "Bat Poone". I'm getting subscribed right now. Cthulhu Bob http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2977 2007-07-13T11:36:10-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/0gG1QENSyrA" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2977 Salman Rushdie has written more great novels in the past 25 years than Islamists have written books. DarkUrthe http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2990 2007-07-13T11:34:58-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/dbRVw8R0TSY" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2990 I cannot understand how abortion is legal, yet they charge people with double murder when they kill a pregnant woman.. Jon Rich http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#3009 2007-07-13T11:34:18-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/JoZHRvYPscw" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#3009 When your wife has to fight your battles for you, maybe president shouldn't be on your job search. PowWow http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#3037 2007-07-13T11:33:42-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/txbJBjlt05g" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#3037 Starbucks coffee tastes like burnt pinecones, and costs $3.00 more. Fargin Bastage http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#3043 2007-07-13T11:31:58-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/slcdpoCErvs" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#3043 Nothing good has ever been preceded by the words, "I have worked here (any number of) years and..." drdilostues http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#3071 2007-07-13T11:31:12-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/S-yDxA-IWvY" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#3071 Ladies- Did you know that by wearing a pair of sweat shorts with a word or phrase written across the seat gives guys de facto permission to stare at your ass as much as they want to? SimianWarhead http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#3072 2007-07-13T11:31:04-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/FbUboga9-PM" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#3072 Nobody listens to you if you know what you're talking about. Hank Hooligan http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#3052 2007-07-13T11:30:54-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/KjBtuv5TezY" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#3052 All lawyers are whores. Therefore, all judges are whores who get to play God. Cuneos http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2935 2007-06-13T13:56:05-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/I9wAhopO7zM" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2935 If you are male and over the age of 12 and watch gymnastics, you are me. Peter Van Schoick http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2930 2007-06-13T13:55:56-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/mmtPPY_y4Vk" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2930 "Undisclosed medical condition" sounds so much sexier than "cocaine withdrawals" Mrs Buttersworth http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2929 2007-06-13T13:55:38-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/lVhyxVMYqcM" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2929 If you have a Kerry/Edwards sticker on your car, you are a bigger loser than they are. DarkUrthe http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2925 2007-06-12T16:47:44-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/qf90utaEYzw" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2925 If your date accuses you of being a pedophile and your initial reaction is "wow, that`s an awfully big word for someone your age," this relationship is already more complicated than you thought it would be. jd nyc http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2911 2007-06-12T16:47:32-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/DxHZasWH-sI" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2911 the world doesn't owe you a living. Joe Doaks http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2913 2007-06-12T16:47:21-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/lbKWdHJ5sBY" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2913 If you named your Ohio based railroad modeling club "The Cleveland Steamers" you may want to consider a name change. DarkUrthe http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2909 2007-06-12T16:47:14-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/_byGbBm09ps" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2909 Paris Hilton is the most brilliant media whore... ever. DarkUrthe http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2905 2007-06-12T16:47:06-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/-9CqLt8U3mE" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2905 Paris pleaded for her mom. That was a mistake as mom's bribes did not go very far in the first place. DarkUrthe http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth/index.php#2910 2007-06-12T16:47:00-04:00 <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GregsUnspeakableTruth/~4/_S22HC81iH8" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.dailygut.com/unspeakabletruth#2910