<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239</id><updated>2024-12-19T00:24:07.144-03:00</updated><category term="bizarros"/><category term="policial"/><category term="animais"/><category term="só love"/><category term="terceira idade"/><category term="emergência"/><category term="marvada"/><category term="recordes"/><category term="Absurdos à parte"/><category term="brasilidades"/><category term="trânsito"/><title type='text'>Gritos do Absurdo</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>45</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-8988674741658916575</id><published>2011-01-24T16:21:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2011-01-24T16:21:50.053-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><title type='text'>CHOREI LARGADO</title><summary type="text">Segundo a fórmula matemática do psicólogo do Reino Unido, hoje é o dia mais deprimente do ano, ele leva vários fatores em consideração, veja a fórmula:


1/8C+(D-d) 3/8xTI MxNA, onde:

C= fator climático

D= Dívidas de final de ano

d= custos relativos ao mês

T= tempo passado desde o Natal

I= período que as pessoas começam a desistir das promessas de final de ano

M= motivações pessoais

NA= </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/8988674741658916575/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/chorei-largado.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/8988674741658916575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/8988674741658916575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/chorei-largado.html' title='CHOREI LARGADO'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy8NH04hAfSHSocK3yF8qG5lXwAymLEV69VfdA8wfq_dzwtQtIITy8qMi0ZzgGx_dMD9RZfjzsiWi2wO27QY-Oh7DZxx1Y5xV0SifsrOCS6OiRH2z9vaZ1uHJS8KDFH8ciknl9rR3dmLo/s72-c/depressao.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-3736750090938532126</id><published>2011-01-23T16:35:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2011-01-23T16:35:47.315-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="recordes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="terceira idade"/><title type='text'>PONTARIA</title><summary type="text">Fred Newman é um senhor de 60 anos que entrou para o livro dos recordes fazendo 209 cestas de 3 pontos seguidas, anteriormente ele também já realizou 1000 arremessos livres e acertou 88 lances com os olhos vendados. Mas com essa idade eu já me preocuparia em conseguir dar uma, pelo menos uma boa enterrada!fonte: hypescience</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/3736750090938532126/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/pontaria.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/3736750090938532126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/3736750090938532126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/pontaria.html' title='PONTARIA'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgC_9rbvMScWuiXuTmHMD586zBaf_vy013MdzbEgwBJJQU29PuxxWJwlgquIIq8ElxmjF1Gi-UiiBrghUXbYIGu3nibc2ekw8HJLDPEh5m2TQrO9wAGPrGMJxpTZurhnmzi8K9i1sdFMVI/s72-c/vovo+basquete.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-6284022920092841626</id><published>2011-01-23T16:33:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2011-01-23T16:33:07.743-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><title type='text'>TÁ NA ROÇA</title><summary type="text">Incrível! Cientistas descobrem que as amebas da espécie &quot;Dictyostelium discoideum&quot;, que vivem em florestas, praticam um tipo rudimentar de agricultura, pois elas transportam, cultivam e colhem seu próprio alimento, que no caso, são determinadas bactérias.


O MST já entrou na briga, falou que elas não cultivam nada, que as terras são improdutivas e que devem ser desapropriadas e redistribuídas </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/6284022920092841626/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/ta-na-roca.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/6284022920092841626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/6284022920092841626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/ta-na-roca.html' title='TÁ NA ROÇA'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaWcdvWZHaxu59dOcWNRM88_JVqaKu5Qz7_y7ChxBEm9LOxwKX6VL0ZmOuOEj0Fnr6WDtxvrSdxIyomov_PEPZEwilzA2UrMqJC1I7jigo05MMv6LBCZFXA_bNWdCD5ahh8pCHdetGWIE/s72-c/ameba+agricultora+mst.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-7205148942183371916</id><published>2011-01-19T23:10:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2011-01-19T23:10:32.674-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="policial"/><title type='text'>DESCABELOU O PALHAÇO</title><summary type="text">O cara é no mínimo corajoso, para não dizer completamente louco, pois enquanto estava sendo interrogado pela polícia de Nova Jersey, simplesmente colocou o menino pra fora e começou a enforcar o sabiá bem na frente dos policiais, e ainda xingou os caras!


Agora além do roubo no valor de US$90 mil, pelo qual ele estava sendo interrogado, e outros pelos quais ele era suspeito, tem mais essa para </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/7205148942183371916/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/descabelou-o-palhaco.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7205148942183371916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7205148942183371916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/descabelou-o-palhaco.html' title='DESCABELOU O PALHAÇO'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9JUC4PqDOuozOzZDzKcQwqILJrbxzr8EKDrcri3_0RoQFo94nR3seQjPVvpC-yrxmarQFCWQwsfz-lO-OEhVsDNJ3FiPVqFo7dxiQxKUzWZ-ib9sW-IosSvNas2KD0IAlCx3JyLvEPIc/s72-c/descabelando+o+palha%25C3%25A7o.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-7867292884474576947</id><published>2011-01-14T23:38:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2011-01-14T23:38:17.529-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="só love"/><title type='text'>UMA MULHER QUE É O BICHO</title><summary type="text">Não adianta. Um malaio meio maluco quer o divórcio, pois acredita que sua mulher é um tipo de demônio. Quem abriu os olhos dele para isso foi um conselheiro do vilarejo onde mora, que garantiu que ela o enfeitiçava durante os 15 anos em que viveram juntos, e que agora ela quer lhe matar.


Tudo bem todo homem tem essas impressões depois de 15 anos de casado, é só uma fase.

Em Tempo: Eu amo a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/7867292884474576947/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/uma-mulher-que-e-o-bicho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7867292884474576947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7867292884474576947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/uma-mulher-que-e-o-bicho.html' title='UMA MULHER QUE É O BICHO'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPphTShSpBJUqIaef1K8yeg0Rii_W2fS_bgtt-Eolar5Utk7TEHbdLRurhmzKqFLV8_NhwXYRHQNUM2YyMqQFzNSML_zRky67YmGUmWGFhaTGmtKSxsPpzRxiEqOSzafestxUWU1nDIrc/s72-c/coisa+ruim.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-2409104476825348817</id><published>2011-01-14T23:34:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2011-01-14T23:34:53.974-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><title type='text'>COLOCOU NO PAU!</title><summary type="text">O cliente tem sempre razão! E quando compramos qualquer produto temos que ficar satisfeitos, é claro! O mínimo que o produto tem que fazer é cumprir com sua proposta. 


E um consumidor canadense, foi atrás de seus direitos, pois após comprar um produto que viu em determinado anúncio, pagou 262 dólares e depois de 500 horas de uso viu que o produto não cumpriu o que prometia. Acionou seu advogado</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/2409104476825348817/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/colocou-no-pau.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/2409104476825348817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/2409104476825348817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2011/01/colocou-no-pau.html' title='COLOCOU NO PAU!'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7DI9RXYbx94RNXE17eNRtl89S3ggIWMgbvN0BMlGvQaNhVL6q4wqveEMaaPbxa_HA2Yx2F0MFwebb-xDP_rG3tS8ci_nHaCoLNyrcTHSCPassXOkRNhTzIHzAjWm8jO4u7DRFylR3okM/s72-c/pintinho.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-8407651727632304908</id><published>2010-06-26T23:08:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2010-06-26T23:11:48.530-03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><title type='text'>GALINHA ASSADA</title><summary type="text">A galinha Sarah, do Reino Unido, bate recorde ao botar 14, isso mesmo, 14 ovos em apenas duas horas!!!!!!!!!!! Isso não é uma galinha é uma metralhadora! Haja c... cloaca!!!Fonte: R7</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/8407651727632304908/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/06/galinha-assada.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/8407651727632304908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/8407651727632304908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/06/galinha-assada.html' title='GALINHA ASSADA'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMu8T3ObYMbvBBMa01oLa4JddKi2wYX1-nNVqSWZuk1Kz5gop8uWWsCC14jN4J0ZEt9rtXem92UsKM0pB6YmJRoa_028q9pQrtc0bpqK7tXaeKOswZyZ-Io8maWmWqhnsqye4btHw4DwI/s72-c/galinha+assada.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-7861108724415847079</id><published>2010-06-24T22:50:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2010-06-24T22:56:42.452-03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><title type='text'>CICLO</title><summary type="text">Mulher mistura as cinzas do filho com tinta para tatuagem e faz três tatuagens em homenagem ao filho!!! Quem tatuou? O marido dela e pai do rapaz que morreu de overdose!!! Isso é que é voltar as origens!Fonte: G1</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/7861108724415847079/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/06/ciclo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7861108724415847079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7861108724415847079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/06/ciclo.html' title='CICLO'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQNFszdyZ-7wIw5pdbjhul0hOvjEFTrwF_wAZkdvmH0GxlF4U1csIQL7XXoHYVbVZqdIodcoO4U7fEm9h0PgSdTTXr7EobB8lsrCo1MwyjWM1GYon9cvydV4x6AfXLXYExqbUcx35rG_g/s72-c/de+volta+as+origens.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-4155339456516752081</id><published>2010-06-24T22:42:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2010-06-24T22:49:30.023-03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><title type='text'>E DAÍ?</title><summary type="text">Cidade japonesa proíbe funcionários públicos de usarem barba para economizar com... ar condicionado??????????????????????? Alguém já viu japonês barbudo? Mas barbudo mesmo, não com aquela barba e bigode ralo igual a da minha vó.Fonte: R7</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/4155339456516752081/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/06/e-dai.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/4155339456516752081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/4155339456516752081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/06/e-dai.html' title='E DAÍ?'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjM5FrF1Iy7QhdZQDzyNhyphenhyphenMyWpxdRSb40BHJZTtuPmF5iJ24FEMjih7pt7j-g1fNWEdfMR-DsgZp2LbhjUihm3VNoaJ6ydr0hlmoRLFWDrm_Hz-UpX-QYylkEw_-FMFnxCmN7Z1Mr46I98/s72-c/e+da%C3%AD.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-1882801323741262683</id><published>2010-06-22T21:16:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2010-06-22T21:20:59.815-03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="policial"/><title type='text'>SANTA ERVA!</title><summary type="text">A casa caiu, ou melhor, o convento caiu para duas freiras em Uganda na África, que foram presas quando policiais encontraram uma plantação de maconha no convento, e ainda quebraram o pau com os policiais porque eles entraram no convento sem autorização. Falaram que o baseado não era delas, que era usado na alimentação dos porcos! Foram soltas e advertidas sobre a proibição do cultivo e uso da </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/1882801323741262683/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/06/santa-erva.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/1882801323741262683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/1882801323741262683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/06/santa-erva.html' title='SANTA ERVA!'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQzUrJ_MwuJkgKQA9J7fGf_irT6SfvXMUI1YUy2S_i61Jn_Ue-HUQbTKG4eWlxgNaKFj8OK982gjIjWc3q8K1MjsCRDa2i-4IgoZeW8DdALEI2iTjsh0yPxnhwzNF29isdrpWYtosFjAk/s72-c/santa+erva.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-8369794927450846103</id><published>2010-02-25T08:59:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2010-02-25T09:10:17.426-03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><title type='text'>GEMADA</title><summary type="text">Britânica consegue algo mais difícil que ganhar na Mega-Sena, bem mais difícil, e totalmente inútil, diga-se de passagem, mas merece ser comentado. Ela encontrou em uma caixa de ovos (com meia dúzia) seis ovos com duas gemas cada! A probabilidade disso acontecer: UMA EM UM TRILHÃO!!! Contra uma em cinqüenta milhões da Mega-Sena.Fonte: G1</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/8369794927450846103/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/02/gemada.html#comment-form' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/8369794927450846103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/8369794927450846103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/02/gemada.html' title='GEMADA'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAlfEHQyiF4I78VE_nqoWVKiIlNYrYDRGI8eQrRiOqWbbuPZ81hGQJNB1ZhLVKkDUmC0M2s9E_oofLGf6AT3BBcjU8jVT0soP4Gkxr304gV5eHIcIjmNfvoFjSuIUZFlqbyONlAbHHi1M/s72-c/img252.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-5523065058521841777</id><published>2010-02-21T22:06:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2010-02-21T22:32:37.372-03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="terceira idade"/><title type='text'>MENSAGEIRO</title><summary type="text">Sabe aquela história de que os gatos têm um pézinho no além? Pois é, o gato Oscar que vive em uma casa de repouso nos EUA parece que tem os quatro, tanto que um médico que trabalha na clínica escreveu um livro sobre o macabro dom deste gato. E que dom é esse? Ele simplesmente prevê a morte dos pacientes! Quando eles percebem que os pacientes estão prestes a embarcar desta para melhor, ou pior, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/5523065058521841777/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/02/mensageiro.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/5523065058521841777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/5523065058521841777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/02/mensageiro.html' title='MENSAGEIRO'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwkD1CIEROcW74tAYyj_rr3DkFnwdHX_DnC_cjSonnvmU8icI2_5Pk0TJhw4ifaVM72AUqCBJY7YT3B_uCYIYad8o4YkZlK89GqyFWwTLgQSIJI0ssYrhipFahxuyPWhcJ47P31DlsNX0/s72-c/img249.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-6884743705606994082</id><published>2010-01-31T23:01:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-31T23:05:10.230-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="marvada"/><title type='text'>ESPÍRITO DE PRATELEIRA</title><summary type="text">Um maluquinho entrou numa igreja nos EUA é começou o maior forfé. Os fiéis que se encontravam no local pensaram que ele estava possuído e quando ele começou a distribuir pancadas, eles o imobilizaram e esperaram a polícia chegar, que logo descobriu o espírito que o possuía, era o espírito da Cátia, a catiaça, pois dava para sentir o cheiro de longe.  Fonte: R7</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/6884743705606994082/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/espirito-de-prateleira.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/6884743705606994082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/6884743705606994082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/espirito-de-prateleira.html' title='ESPÍRITO DE PRATELEIRA'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqqN6c2HAR97h6RS5Fj5e4t-gF-uvIg-S639q_mZRchmjOirISFN10x_Tn0tZ9nxocENn7OOZU-sqA__Q709cC9Jx_y8Ech4ejGsFSkpt7HCj7t0-goiH9HBcNplWXaCwCZs1Cud1VRso/s72-c/espirito_prateleira.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-3200215085893287772</id><published>2010-01-31T22:51:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-31T23:00:51.733-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><title type='text'>LOBINHA MÁ</title><summary type="text">Uma garota meio pirada chocou muita gente quando postou no MySpace algumas fotos dela com uma cabeça de cachorro que ela decapitou e cozinhou!!! Credo!Sarah Rodriguez, que tem 23 anos diz que é um lobisomem fêmea, e que não matou o cachorro, ela jamais mataria alguém da mesma espécie dela. Ela teria recebido a carcaça do cachorro morto de presente de um amigo.A polícia deu uma batida na casa dela</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/3200215085893287772/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/lobinha-ma.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/3200215085893287772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/3200215085893287772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/lobinha-ma.html' title='LOBINHA MÁ'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMfOAxMFmXd6WkaR9CjE8xTzK66xl3ziNsOHPs3eK1MieeA4s1rG74eiocCxFajAF467g3Cl6dvFJwe0dKs_ZXSfvV06QLc9LPd1x46xMatDCEfpsTHKmTivMZ1p8-A0_-eO-nH2lIz9M/s72-c/img245.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-7398350816498625561</id><published>2010-01-31T22:17:00.004-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-31T23:09:19.751-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="policial"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="só love"/><title type='text'>COMEU E NÃO GOSTOU</title><summary type="text">É o fim da picada! Tudo bem que a mulherada está cada vez mais exigente, mas isto já é demais.Duas beldades foram presas por falsa denúncia de estupro, no estado do Tennessee, EUA. Elas contaram uma papagaiada para os policiais, e quando eles apertaram, elas confessaram que ligaram para a polícia porque não gostaram do desempenho do rapaz, que saiu com as duas com total consentimento, e ainda </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/7398350816498625561/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/comeu-e-nao-gostou.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7398350816498625561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7398350816498625561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/comeu-e-nao-gostou.html' title='COMEU E NÃO GOSTOU'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1aru38rTD954YDYp0aFq3GDPuP1H80YF1jf6m0tukYzTfwfvq0lIuuuCVBhrlRdJA5P6tL5OO2xyF-lMXHWC9hhAel4IX1kgFTA7DZITJYnALN1bvXwZnPwWcajQppxtiB-dNmTruefM/s72-c/comeu_nao_gostou.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-341902787880915916</id><published>2010-01-29T21:09:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T21:14:44.204-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="emergência"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="terceira idade"/><title type='text'>NA ÚLTIMA HORA</title><summary type="text">Aos 45 do segundo tempo, um senhor de 76 anos que já estava no caixão, quase para ser enterrado ganhou um tempinho a mais de vida. Graças a sua ex-viúva esposa, que pelo simples instinto de ser mulher, nem nessas horas se esquecem do material, pediu ao coveiro para retirar o relógio do falecido. Mas quando o coveiro abriu o caixão, e foi pegar o relógio, percebeu que o defunto ainda tinha pulso!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/341902787880915916/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/na-ultima-hora.html#comment-form' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/341902787880915916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/341902787880915916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/na-ultima-hora.html' title='NA ÚLTIMA HORA'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx68CN7lR1LBKTlVkAVi_5fwjO5rGG_ZjTVZiOkvUUOercR4ZLO8xxtMe-_vx_J-1y4nMQ3Kb6M1rFbaZ3ZweDbcm49XoVLjED7Khn55x0PUblHkAQrEoziibmxsf5A0gFJMBy7w0Mcxo/s72-c/img239.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-4749610032949641392</id><published>2010-01-27T22:42:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T22:45:30.195-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><title type='text'>CHUPA QUE É DE UVA!</title><summary type="text">Ele está de volta! Depois de algum tempo longe das notícias, o nosso amigo Chupa-Cabras volta a atacar. Pelo menos é o que acreditam alguns moradores de Horizon City nos EUA, depois de 30 galinhas aparecerem mortas, sem nenhum sinal de sangue, com dois furinhos como se fossem marcas de dentes, e pegadas estranhas no local do crime. Como sempre alguns acreditam, outros não, e enquanto isso todos </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/4749610032949641392/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/chupa-que-e-de-uva.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/4749610032949641392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/4749610032949641392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/chupa-que-e-de-uva.html' title='CHUPA QUE É DE UVA!'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSGG0rj18IfO_nBBQdzu7yxpFacAaHP_Fh59Yx7kL-ySSby8cg8vbu8w-48bqAwV3lcuCUY1_cdBSOiIu1iDjysRqV6vekeYh6e_LzLUZTyyXuJaWhAW_HYa2shDmxGf3-bJ1bVlvJSEw/s72-c/img237.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-6824121353417536556</id><published>2010-01-27T22:16:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T22:22:30.343-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarros"/><title type='text'>LAMBE-LAMBE</title><summary type="text">Um malucão na Índia que não consegue ter filhos resolveu radicalizar. Após uma discussão com sua esposa, ele foi até um templo, cortou sua língua e ofertou ao deus Shiva em troca de um filho, simples assim. Ele foi socorrido por alguns fiéis que estavam no local e o levaram para o médico. Dica ao infeliz: Não se faz filho com a língua!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/6824121353417536556/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/lambe-lambe.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/6824121353417536556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/6824121353417536556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/lambe-lambe.html' title='LAMBE-LAMBE'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_0S916FiS6i9GuLaZOzPJc0k5fYiciCbMkQTounAEoGk-1y5IFDlohjJuqIJ6BRRG5p4DEeMU7P2IBgsTAESPfWNr9m9QYwD9OF8IeQIitdq1F8gp0HkmZzK3y5IfTDDVDMZzvIAx0zc/s72-c/img238.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-7198588342705977135</id><published>2010-01-27T22:10:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T22:50:30.976-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><title type='text'>JURA DIZER A VERDADE, SOMENTE A VERDADE, NADA MAIS QUE A VERDADE?</title><summary type="text">Um gato foi convocado para compor o júri em um julgamento nos EUA, e ninguém sabe como isso foi acontecer, mas por incrível que pareça o juiz negou o pedido para desqualificá-lo.Detalhe: o motivo alegado pelos donos do gato para desqualificá-lo como parte do júri foi o fato do gato não saber falar inglês! Viva o primeiro mundo!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/7198588342705977135/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/jura-dizer-verdade-somente-verdade-nada.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7198588342705977135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/7198588342705977135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/jura-dizer-verdade-somente-verdade-nada.html' title='JURA DIZER A VERDADE, SOMENTE A VERDADE, NADA MAIS QUE A VERDADE?'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO7Ruq7OSIxG9avaisTWISyWRJljBdS4kooI3Fnznx47X2sJDzcKJszyhukhaDi5wPSRfu9q9D-_FJ2NO301K_D0KB_gTNnK8ZsIHoam4HFVIgsoJ-iegSOdkesGkDk6XQgtYZ8rpGSpA/s72-c/img236.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-5418691845733655862</id><published>2010-01-14T00:24:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T00:28:11.094-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="só love"/><title type='text'>ÊÊÊÊÊHHH PAIXÃÃÃÃÃOOOOOO!</title><summary type="text">Um tiozinho de 82 anos foi pego bem na hora em que estava mandando ver em uma cabritinha numa fazenda no Zimbábue, não teve nem como negar, com as calças arriadas e grudado na bichinha.Os donos dos animais disseram que há vários dias eles escutavam as cabras fazendo barulho durante a noite, mas eles pensaram que fossem hienas, e quando foram ver era o véio tarado!  O tribunal do vilarejo o </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/5418691845733655862/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/eeeeehhh-paixaaaaaoooooo.html#comment-form' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/5418691845733655862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/5418691845733655862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/eeeeehhh-paixaaaaaoooooo.html' title='ÊÊÊÊÊHHH PAIXÃÃÃÃÃOOOOOO!'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2BzP8iWeeyuxZ2OlyZY7UkcNnz-1lgmSDQIzwj3KkCvNkc55bnfuGqWatQUPnTp-dasXikX73G3PtQEaS_kMPqLdvQEPBcxBCNQp-ON1k1SPTXd-0pfGMwoMIis1N4E07Y8h9aLgyI6E/s72-c/img220.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-1601133927876598797</id><published>2010-01-14T00:23:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T00:24:49.258-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><title type='text'>TAMANHO NÃO É DOCUMENTO</title><summary type="text">Uma chihuahua de 9 meses de idade pode ser o menor cachorro do mundo. Ela tem apenas 10 cm de comprimento. Os irmãos que nasceram da mesma ninhada cresceram normalmente (o que não quer dizer muito para um chihuahua), enquanto ela não crescia nem tomando Viagra.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/1601133927876598797/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/tamanho-nao-e-documento.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/1601133927876598797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/1601133927876598797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/tamanho-nao-e-documento.html' title='TAMANHO NÃO É DOCUMENTO'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM43Nke4f5huqzqsQhKpEmJ6iMRtFyftv5geb9tA6u__PPncBH4_SopCEs8iNmYIIGgOZz6aiUEmI6LJ3e8KZEDxlkLe0jSeD66N22-V97L0tgmrnNu_FrGu3ivmpITzK5j-yhoMdcajA/s72-c/img213.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-6676143431380471798</id><published>2010-01-14T00:16:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T00:22:58.096-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="só love"/><title type='text'>CASAMENTO ARRANJADO</title><summary type="text">Ainda vá lá se casar por interesse com um cara podre de rico, mas o que dizer de uma mãe que forçou a filha a se casar em troca de um tapete (que não voava) e um porco (não é um cofre de porquinho não, é um porco mesmo)! Isso aconteceu na Austrália, dia 9 de janeiro. A filha tentou fugir, mas o padrasto e mãe conseguiram capturá-la, e aí não teve jeito. Mas depois de tudo a mãezona acabou presa, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/6676143431380471798/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/casamento-arranjado.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/6676143431380471798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/6676143431380471798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/casamento-arranjado.html' title='CASAMENTO ARRANJADO'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAGKFmRpeSef6iiDQmyY1rKhfBuPjnjHbXNt8jEPzBSctjCusuCi7jcCy6Fgvpd7dWiVJpol6NUb1GGhjG8S6wv3lo4uWhP5Q0RRoyZPMLZv-pQ4xPelDI7xpkak0CtewIb-7c4vsNYTU/s72-c/img214.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-2463215517895754060</id><published>2010-01-14T00:14:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T00:15:51.953-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="emergência"/><title type='text'>NÃO É MENSTRUAÇÃO!</title><summary type="text">Menina de 14 anos sangra involuntariamente na Índia. O que pode parecer coisa de uma menina normal é um pouco mais sério. Ela sangra por várias partes do corpo, até 50 vezes em um dia, mas não sente nenhuma dor, nem apresenta machucados, os médicos estão tentando encontrar uma solução, mas enquanto isso ela não pode nem ir para a escola, já que foi proibida, pelo fato dos outros alunos se </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/2463215517895754060/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/nao-e-menstruacao.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/2463215517895754060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/2463215517895754060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/nao-e-menstruacao.html' title='NÃO É MENSTRUAÇÃO!'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXhi9QmDCBpC4qQNiSSMh-K-pue-FdgISxxzzfcxRsd0ZAZLWA6SvDf1Xf51XQOX3R8iTzaK1O26f1VuD_1hkhunZXRtmzudV6y6n_Bxugs-lrCNI0xQgYRdPXcVwtt_L1ITtElnudxMU/s72-c/img215.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-2701002844834560945</id><published>2010-01-14T00:11:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T00:14:00.867-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="marvada"/><title type='text'>LOIRA GELADA E PERFUMADA</title><summary type="text">Os homens com aquelas piadinhas de fazer perfume com cheiro de gasolina para atrair as mulheres, e quem diria, as mulheres passaram a rasteira nos homens. Uma empresa americana lançou um perfume feminino com cheiro de cerveja para atrair os homens.Pelo menos as mulheres que utilizarem desses artifícios para conseguir um namorado, não vão poder reclamar quando você chegar tarde do bar, elas já </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/feeds/2701002844834560945/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/loira-gelada-e-perfumada.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/2701002844834560945'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4927102705232313239/posts/default/2701002844834560945'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://gritosdoabsurdo.blogspot.com/2010/01/loira-gelada-e-perfumada.html' title='LOIRA GELADA E PERFUMADA'/><author><name>L3on@rdo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02420748991931737683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MaTLWyWCT10/TMm_1tlgTTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/HfOmaRsgeJU/S220/leonardo+caricatura2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXPMEZWpEVSW6g3-WMuTP3s2pFAdcjFKCgZUfYITYa5JXzuQqc-_PS3058BDYoCP8EVb5M08imgSghn9xX7-RtcgaOong9Z-jifByN07_Ev__SBpUW0n7p7QEWYc1zjjT6_Sn6B7qPtak/s72-c/img216.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927102705232313239.post-5960923317852617047</id><published>2010-01-14T00:08:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T00:11:22.008-02:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="policial"/><title type='text'>O TEU PASSADO TE CONDENA</title><summary type="text">A máscara caiu para um chefão do tráfico sul-africano, estava fugindo da polícia e perdeu sua prótese peniana?!?!?! Isso mesmo, quando a polícia o prendeu não teve jeito, o cara se revelou: O cara já tinha sido mulher!!!!!!!! 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