Fangirling and Flailing

Anakin, bursting into the room: you two are having sex!

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 18:19:19 -0400

Anakin, bursting into the room: you two are having sex!
Cody, not looking up from his book: really? General kenobi, why didn’t you tell me? i would have put my book down.

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 18:15:09 -0400

zephrbabe:

inkededucatednnerdy:
myoxisbroken-deactivated2024022:
🤩

incoherent sobbing

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 15:54:50 -0400

amazonthese:

“You should come see us” Eddie told Chrissy. He wanted Chrissy to listen to him play the guitar. He dedicated the last piece he played to Chrissy.
And then he went to see Chrissy.

*incoherent sobbing*

Eddie: Hello, I’m Eddie Munson, your local bisexual devil worshipper, and this is my girlfriend…

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 15:52:29 -0400

cowbpy:

Eddie: Hello, I’m Eddie Munson, your local bisexual devil worshipper, and this is my girlfriend Chrissy. She’s an ally. Speak Chrissy!!
Chrissy:*shaking her pom poms* ALLY!!!

redraw of them from this twt post

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 15:51:38 -0400

nerv-hellcheer:

redraw of them from this twt post

#protect him

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 15:50:01 -0400

somecunttookmyurl:

teacupsandtimelords:
somecunttookmyurl:
somecunttookmyurl:
somecunttookmyurl:
roskapanda:
somecunttookmyurl:
somecunttookmyurl:
somecunttookmyurl:
somecunttookmyurl:
one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he’s 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute “tall”
once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as “gandalf and the hobbits” and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that
told him i made this post and he’s still insistent that he isn’t tall
bf: i’m not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street
me: they aren’t
bf: but i can see their faces! if i’m looking at their faces they must be the same height
me: you’re looking down slightly babe
bf: why would i do that
me: because you’re tall
incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i’m “normally that short”
if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver
Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.
he wears glasses he’s just dumb
update to this post from yesterday:
bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6’ tall
me: yes……..?
bf: that isn’t very many. am i tall?
me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow
bf: oh my god i’m tall aren’t i
me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6’ 0.5". you are tall by “kingdom of giants” standards, even. but we live on “shortarse island”, so…
bf: AM i tall though
me: you are 6ft 4
he is he’s very pretty
Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons….
having watched emperors new groove (it’s my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs
which is to say that yes, he is kronk

#protect him

I LOVE THIS!!! Esp Rex & Soka apparently trash talking at each other.

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 15:48:15 -0400

muguathepapaya:

332nd team building exercises on Scariff, playing some space!football. (Fives succeeds, palpatine dies, everyone else lives AU)
Another top gun x Star Wars piece. :) (see top gun maverick)
this took me many many hours and felt like it would never end, so please see the details

I LOVE THIS!!! Esp Rex & Soka apparently trash talking at each other.

Pffft, Dathan! He WISHES they called him “the abomination.”

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 15:37:00 -0400

hegodamask:

hegodamask:
sorry this is the funniest sentence i’ve ever read
all this to describe the most averge-looking star wars character ever

Pffft, Dathan! He WISHES they called him “the abomination.”

palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to…

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 15:35:15 -0400

prophecyguy:

radicalposture:
palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man
palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he’s the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it’s a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they’re like weak old CEOs or whatever
but our boy sheev? when his plans don’t go perfectly he’s just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he’s also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored
like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn’t have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader’s hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin’s life, so it’s smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can’t blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN’T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT
and with mace and co arriving at sheev’s office to bring him in for being dark catholic it’s functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks

PROM PROM PROM

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 13:36:15 -0400

inverted-typo:

PROM PROM PROM

OK new ship obsession

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 13:35:48 -0400

bloomsbury:

i love those fics where chrissy goes to eddie’s trailer but she realizes when eddie’s near, the clock sounds dissappear so she asks if she can stay the night just once bc she feels awful but she can’t sleep alone but *gasp* there’s only one bed and she insists he stays with her 🫣

OK new ship obsession

Master of Puppets 🤘🦇

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 13:34:36 -0400

sophiecowdrey:

Master of Puppets 🤘🦇

She can’t take him anywhere, they’re literally just getting seated at a restaurant

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 13:34:01 -0400

inverted-typo:

She can’t take him anywhere, they’re literally just getting seated at a restaurant

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 13:33:10 -0400

sunflowersinheaven:

jangobiweek:cslf7draws:a little quick pic for jangobi day 1 art...

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 13:31:33 -0400

jangobiweek:

cslf7draws:
a little quick pic for jangobi day 1 art prompt: cuddles
i don’t have much time for anything else but i wanted to do a cutesy pic ~~of obi-wan being taller than jango and jango being mad about it~~

Ah!! the expressions are killing me they’re so cute. Absolutely adore this! ❤️ thankyou for the art!

dr-dendritic-trees:savethewailes:gif87a-com:Mother ship Here...

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 20:15:19 -0400

dr-dendritic-trees:

savethewailes:
gif87a-com:
Mother ship

Here she comes!!!! The best mama!!!!

I love them all so much!

The REAL magic schoolbus

This. Is. Music.

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 20:13:14 -0400

ahhrenata:

This. Is. Music.

#same

Fri, 27 May 2022 15:30:38 -0400

lightasthesun:

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#same

I laughed out loud at this reveal

Fri, 27 May 2022 15:29:42 -0400

hankandmonty:

I laughed out loud at this reveal

gffa:#NOT JUST A CLONE SOLDIER#NOT JUST ONE OF THE CLONES WHO...

Fri, 27 May 2022 15:26:01 -0400

gffa:

#NOT JUST A CLONE SOLDIER
#NOT JUST ONE OF THE CLONES WHO KILLED OBI-WAN’S ENTIRE FAMILY AND CULTURE AND PEOPLE
#BUT A 501ST CLONE
#ANAKIN’S BATTALION
#’YOU CAN’T RUN FROM HIM, OBI-WAN’ ISN’T JUST ABOUT VADER
#ANAKIN’S FINGERPRINTS ARE ON THE ENTIRE GALAXY
#FROM LUKE TO LEIA TO THE SABERS IN THE SAND TO OBI-WAN’S DREAMS TO THE PEOPLE HE MEETS ON THE STREET
#THERE IS NO RUNNING FROM ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S LEGACY

My favorite moment.