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Old Fart McCain

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:59:00 -0400

Reporter: "When was the last time you pumped your own gas and how much did it cost?"

MCCAIN: "Oh, I don’t remember. Now there’s Secret Service protection. But I’ve done it for many, many years. I don’t recall and frankly, I don’t see how it matters."

PandB.org - Prometheus and Bob

Tue, 06 May 2008 14:55:47 -0400

PandB.org - Prometheus and Bob

"The cut is where the naked guy lives. The naked guy who plays his trumpet."

Thu, 01 May 2008 13:34:14 -0400

“The cut is where the naked guy lives. The naked guy who plays his trumpet.”

- Sweet Juniper!

"It’s about how we fought a war 200-plus years ago to avoid having a king. We were supposed to..."

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:42:25 -0400

“It’s about how we fought a war 200-plus years ago to avoid having a king. We were supposed to be a constitutional democracy, and we’ve become, 200-plus years after this war, an absolute monarchy. How in hell did that happen, and where are the American people in all of this? I don’t get it.”

- Errol Morris | The A.V. Club

Best Game Ever at Improv Everywhere

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:27:45 -0400

Best Game Ever at Improv Everywhere:

Fun improv group turns little league game into a major sporting event; with cheering fans, programs, a jumbotron, and the Goodyear blimp! Unbelievably cool.

I Failed the Voight Kampff Test Long Sleeve Dark T :...

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:06:53 -0400

I Failed the Voight Kampff Test Long Sleeve Dark T : science fiction : CafePress.com

Play It Again, Sam (Re-enactments, Part One) - Errol Morris - Zoom - New York Times Blog

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:44:15 -0400

Play It Again, Sam (Re-enactments, Part One) - Errol Morris - Zoom - New York Times Blog:

The comments are almost as good as the essays themselves.

The amount is $533.80 (perhaps). (via Dark Roasted Blend:...

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:05:07 -0400

The amount is $533.80 (perhaps). (via Dark Roasted Blend: Wheelsurfing)

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » ICYMI: Crazy Korean Drummer Again Proves That Some Things Just Magically Appear On The Internet

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:59:53 -0400

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » ICYMI: Crazy Korean Drummer Again Proves That Some Things Just Magically Appear On The Internet

The Evolution of Websites: How 10 Popular Websites Have (And Have Not) Changed

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:56:35 -0400

The Evolution of Websites: How 10 Popular Websites Have (And Have Not) Changed

Amazing Predator Rap!

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:41:32 -0400

Amazing Predator Rap!

"IN CASE OF BABY CRYING 1. Baby may be hungry, attempt to feed 2. If feeding does not help, change..."

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:19:41 -0400

“

IN CASE OF BABY CRYING

1. Baby may be hungry, attempt to feed
2. If feeding does not help, change diaper
3. Try soothing baby by holding, rocking, swinging, reading aloud from American Psycho, etc
4. If all fails, start over at #1
5. Do not under any circumstances dip baby in flour mix and batter-fry until golden brown then devour with a side of tartar sauce

”

- Helpful instructions for baby care - ParentDish

Penny Arcade! - The Case Of Texas vs. KryoLord

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:46:32 -0400

Penny Arcade! - The Case Of Texas vs. KryoLord

Awesome 8-minute summary of Battlestar Galactica, so far.

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:24:15 -0500

Awesome 8-minute summary of Battlestar Galactica, so far.

"La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World! La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World! She wants her..."

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:14:17 -0500

““La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World!
La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World!
She wants her coffee! Her taser too!
That’s Mommy’s World!””

- SundryBuzz | advice you didn’t ask for » Preserving Sanity Via Customized Lyrics

50 Top 10 Lists of 2007 - TIME

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:08:31 -0500

50 Top 10 Lists of 2007 - TIME

30 Rock: Rosemary's Baby (10/25)

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:34:40 -0400

30 Rock: Rosemary's Baby (10/25):

Watch this “Two-Minute Replay” of this week’s 30 Rock. Alec Baldwin goes to therapy with Tracy Morgan and does the most perfect Redd Foxx impression ever, as well as Tracy Morgan himself!

Overworked and underpaid.

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:51:53 -0400

D: you have been randomly surfing around since I sent you that link, haven't you?
Me: I've been surfing and reading, but not randomly.
Me: (My job is boring right now.)
D: you are 'testing' the internet
D: its a big job
Me: Yeah and the requirements are a mess
D: ... I don't get it.

"Your Vagina Is Your Center. Always Remember That."

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:30:35 -0400

“Your Vagina Is Your Center. Always Remember That.”

- Ask Tionna: Gawker