tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40524080310866884812024-08-28T10:18:24.420-07:00berbagi ria dan tawa, Ketawa buat agan-agan sehat :Dkyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-40333105381291076522011-10-09T23:39:00.000-07:002011-10-09T23:39:02.787-07:00<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Ada tubuh ada tangan</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Tiada kepala tiada kaki</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Sangat berguna waktu hujan</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Apakah dia yang dimaksudkan ini.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="color: blue;">Jawaban: Baju Hujan</span> &nbsp; :D</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">============================</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Buah budi bidara mengkal</span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Masak sebiji di tepi pantai</span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Hilang budi bicara akal</span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Buah apa tidak bertangkai</span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /> </span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: blue;">Jawaban: Buah Hati &nbsp;</span>hahayyy</span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /> </span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">===========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /> </span></div><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Tinggi duduk di atas sekali</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Bukan bulan bukan matahari</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Bila malam ia berseri</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Bila siang ia berganti</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="color: blue;">Jawaban: Bintang</span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">===========================</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Mulut manis hati nak baik</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Itulah amalan turun temurun</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Benda apa yang akan naik</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Apabila saja hujan turun</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="color: blue;">Jawaban : Payung</span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="color: blue;"><br /> </span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">===========================</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Walau dibungkus bukan kiriman</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Sudah takdir tuhan yang satu</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Meski ditanam bukan tanaman</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Cubalah teka apakai itu??</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="color: blue;">Jawaban: Mayat</span></span></span>kyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-73711988288730082342011-10-08T07:49:00.000-07:002011-10-08T07:49:09.688-07:00Numpak sedhan nganggo blangkon<br /> Angkutan umum dadi becax<br /> mbiyen premium saiki pertamax<br /> Wong luwe ora kongang ngadeg<br /> <br /> ==============================<br /> <br /> Tuku gabah ning semarang<br /> Gabah garing sekepelan<br /> Ra masalah wendhok lanang<br /> Sing penting duwe bolongankyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-88713644802839437922011-10-08T07:45:00.000-07:002011-10-08T07:45:02.324-07:00Jalan-jalan ke Sumatra<br /> sambil membawasendal<br /> hai teman-teman semua<br /> salam kenal<br /> <br /> ======================<br /> <br /> Ikan tenggiri<br /> Ikan belida<br /> Saya datang kesini<br /> Ingin meramalkan acara<br /> <br /> ========================<br /> <br /> Pakai baju pakai celana<br /> Ambil motor bawa tas kerja<br /> Cium tangan ibu bapak<br /> Ngantor dulu yaa...kyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-56766897941290489432011-10-08T07:39:00.000-07:002011-10-08T07:39:10.734-07:00Aku kirim SMS cinta ini untukmu<br /> Mohon jangan dibalas<br /> Aku takut kamu menjawab sebaliknya<br /> <br /> =============================<br /> <br /> Mau bilang kangen, dibilang sok dekat<br /> Mau bilang sayang, takut dianggap gak tau malu<br /> Mau bilang... Cinta, takut udah ada uang punya<br /> Terpaksa deh cuma bisa bilang lagi ngapain??<br /> <br /> wkwkwkkkw......Apa adanya gan.......:Dkyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-65280651300382538172011-10-08T05:45:00.001-07:002011-10-08T05:45:17.623-07:00Tau gak kenapa malem ini gak ada bintang??<br /> Soalnya bintangnya pindah semua ke matamu<br /> <br /> wkwkwk..gombalisasi gan....<br /> <br /> ============================================<br /> <br /> Kopi ini pahit, tapi kalau minum sambil melihat dirimu<br /> Kopi ini terasa manis deh........<br /> <br /> ============================================<br /> <br /> Walaupun pulsaku tinggal sedikit,<br /> aku akan tetap mengirim SMS cinta untukmu. Selamat Malamkyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-21566950246305444412011-10-08T05:30:00.000-07:002011-10-08T05:30:53.941-07:00Bibir dikulum<br /> Sambil beli katun<br /> Yah harap maklum<br /> Ane gak jago mantun<br /> <br /> =================<br /> <br /> Jalan-jalan ke kafe gaul<br /> Tidak lupa mosting dulu<br /> Janganlah dikau kurang bergaul<br /> Agar tidak digauli terlebih dahulukyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-84392853682358434912011-10-07T19:00:00.000-07:002011-10-07T19:00:49.837-07:00Ikan hiu makan badak, I love you mendadak<br /> Ikan paus makan pecel, I miss U girl&nbsp;<br /> <br /> ==========================<br /> <br /> Kue cucur enak rasanya<br /> Kue serabi putih warnanya<br /> Hatiku hancur karna cinta<br /> Bolehkah kau yang menjadi pengobatnya<br /> <br /> ==========================<br /> <br /> Buah jeruk buah kedondong........<br /> Mbak ikutan nongkrong dongg...<br /> <br /> ===========================<br /> <br /> Buah kedondong buah atep<br /> Dulu bencong sekarang tettep...<br /> <br /> ===========================<br /> <br /> Buah semangka buah duren<br /> Nggak nyangka gue keren<br /> <br /> ===========================<br /> <br /> Jambu merah di dinding<br /> Jangan marah just kidding<br /> <br /> ===========================<br /> <br /> <br /> hehehehe...bersambung gan....kyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-47690256158922037492011-10-07T18:48:00.000-07:002011-10-07T18:48:02.161-07:00Salam gan smua.... gue ada sedikit pantun buat agan-agan... bagi yang mau nembak cewek, ntar dikasih pantun ini aja gan, xixixixiixix............<br /> <br /> ===========================<br /> <span class="fullpost">mbok jamu jualan keringat&nbsp;</span><br /> <span class="fullpost">cuma wajah kamu yang bisa aku ingat</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">===========================</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"> </span><br /> <span class="fullpost">Ke Maluku, beli jamu&nbsp;</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"> Malamku sepi tanpamu</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">===========================</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">Minum kolak dicampur air keruh&nbsp;</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"> aku gak bisa nolak kalo udah kamu yang nyuruh</span><span class="fullpost">&nbsp;</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">===========================</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">Pergi bertamu ke rumah surti</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"> kedipan matamu buat aku jatuh hati</span><span class="fullpost">&nbsp;</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">===========================</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">makin di lap makin wangi&nbsp;</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"> walau hari gelap wajahmu tetap menerangi</span><span class="fullpost">&nbsp;</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">===========================</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">Ada tamu bawain bunga melati.</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"> Lirikan matamu menarik hati</span><span class="fullpost">&nbsp;</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">===========================&nbsp;</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">Maen tarik tambang gak pake alas kaki</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"> Demi abang aku tolak semua lelaki.</span><span class="fullpost">&nbsp;</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">xixixixi.......gimana gan???? &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span class="fullpost"> </span>kyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-9085550322399162912011-10-07T10:19:00.000-07:002011-10-07T10:19:06.707-07:00Pulau Tinggi terendak Cina<br /> Nampak dari Pulau Sibu Abang pergi<br /> janganlah lama Tidak kuasa menanggung rindukyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-55823279222037676182011-10-07T10:15:00.000-07:002011-10-07T10:15:59.267-07:00Meski hanya buah jambu<br /> Tapi ini bisa diramu<br /> Meskipun jarang ketemu<br /> <b>Cintaku hanya untukmu</b><br /> <br /> :D gimana gan<b>?????</b>kyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-84316691632414086642011-10-07T10:10:00.000-07:002011-10-07T10:10:12.262-07:00simak gan.......<br /> <br /> <br /> Nasi goreng temannya acar <br /> Acar dari mentimun tua<br /> Makanya cepat-cepat cari pacar<br /> Kopi segelas bisa minum berdua....:Dkyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-86235230848585913742011-10-07T09:55:00.000-07:002011-10-07T09:55:07.970-07:00buah lontar<br /> juga semanggi<br /> klo km pintar<br /> blz pantun ini<br /> <br /> xixixiixix....:) <br /> <br /> =======================<br /> <br /> ada kang ramli niup lilin<br /> lilin mati dimakan lele<br /> meskipun sule dipukulin<br /> yang penting awas ada sul, wkwkwkkw Prikitiw Gan.....kyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-46877384044916232642011-10-07T09:50:00.000-07:002011-10-07T09:50:19.163-07:00gue punya pantun ni gan dari teman gue...:D<br /> <br /> Jalan-jalan ke pasar minggu<br /> Jangan lupa naik taksi<br /> Ini dia yang kutunggu tunggu<br /> Lewat nya bergerombol CW seksi!!!<br /> <br /> ========================<br /> <br /> pergi pagi pulang sore<br /> menjelang badan letih tidak berdaya<br /> selamat bekerja dengan hati riang<br /> jangan lupa untuk tetap???<br /> <br /> <b>hati2 di jalan ya</b><br /> <br /> wkwkwkw....gokil ni teman gue<b><br /> </b>kyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4052408031086688481.post-48022206222944989392011-10-07T09:40:00.000-07:002011-10-07T09:40:51.930-07:00<span class="fullpost">Elok berjalan kota tua<br /> Kiri kanan berbatang sepat<br /> Elok berbini orang tua<br /> Perut kenyang ajaran dapat</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">=========================</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"> </span><br /> <span class="fullpost">Naik kebukit membeli lada<br /> Lada sebiji dibelah tujuh<br /> Apanya sakit berbini janda<br /> Anak tiri boleh disuruh</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">========================</span><br /> <br /> Dimana kuang hendak bertelur<br /> Diatas lata dirongga batu<br /> Dimana tuan hendak tidur<br /> Diatas dada dirongga susu<br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">========================</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">Orang Sasak pergi ke Bali<br /> Membawa pelita semuanya<br /> Berbisik pekak dengan tuli<br /> Tertawa si buta melihatnya</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"></span><br /> <span class="fullpost"></span><br /> <span class="fullpost"><br /> ========================</span><br /> <span class="fullpost"><br /> Jalan-jalan ke rawa-rawa<br /> Jika capai duduk di pohon palm<br /> Geli hati menahan tawa<br /> Melihat katak memakai helm</span><span class="fullpost">&nbsp;</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">========================</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">Jika kamu beli belimbing<br /> Jangan lupa beli durian<br /> Walaupun saya ceking<br /> Tetapi saya yang terkeren</span><br /> <br /> <span class="fullpost">Gimana agan-agan sekalian??? belum puas kah ama pantun di atas?? :) </span><span class="fullpost">&nbsp;</span><span class="fullpost"> </span>kyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18145761902467406801noreply@blogger.com0