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The Miami Heat escaped their Eastern Conference semifinals scrap with the Indiana Pacers with relative ease last night. But the Heat’s best player, LeBron James, met an unexpected rival: An inflatable pink flamingo.

Photo Credit: SB Nation

Easily the best NBA Playoffs performance from a flightless ]]>

The Miami Heat escaped their Eastern Conference semifinals scrap with the Indiana Pacers with relative ease last night. But the Heat’s best player, LeBron James, met an unexpected rival: An inflatable pink flamingo.

Photo Credit: SB Nation

Easily the best NBA Playoffs performance from a flightless bird since the glory days of Rik Smits.

Take a walk down memory lane and look back at the “Pin Pals,” “Dancin’ Homer,” Steve Sax’s arrest and all the most memorable sporting moments in the great history of The Simpsons.

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The Commandments of Grilling Can you ever ]]>

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

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You’re probably going to find this video of pro wrestlers beating up inanimate objects to either be of the funniest things you’ve ever seen or one of the dumbest. There probably isn’t much middle ground here. Either way it’s worth a watch.

I, personally, found it to be very inspirational. ]]>

You’re probably going to find this video of pro wrestlers beating up inanimate objects to either be of the funniest things you’ve ever seen or one of the dumbest. There probably isn’t much middle ground here. Either way it’s worth a watch.

I, personally, found it to be very inspirational. The next time my laptop is acting up I’m just going to toss it on the floor, rip off my shirt, and drop a few knees and elbows on it to teach it a lesson. Wooo!

via The Big Lead

Shooting percentage is a nice stat, but when Tyson Chandler makes 68% of his shots and most are from inside seven feet does that really make him the best shooter? Not really.

Don’t know David Clowney? He’s a marginally used wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills, formerly of the Jets. And he’s completely lacking in HIV cells in his body! Yayyyyyy!

I was pretty panicked until I saw this tweet floating around. Much of my days are spent ]]>

Don’t know David Clowney? He’s a marginally used wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills, formerly of the Jets. And he’s completely lacking in HIV cells in his body! Yayyyyyy!

I was pretty panicked until I saw this tweet floating around. Much of my days are spent questioning the status of sexually transmitted diseases in the bodies of hardly-used NFL players, worrying about how their zest for unprotected sex could affect their non-play on the field. Once I know Legedu Naanee is alright, I can rest easy tonight.

Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver has won two Super Bowls. And now, he adds another title to his resume: Champion of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.

The 37-year-old Driver won the title with partner Peta Murgatroyd, defeating William Levy and Katherine Jenkins for the ]]>

Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver has won two Super Bowls. And now, he adds another title to his resume: Champion of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.

The 37-year-old Driver won the title with partner Peta Murgatroyd, defeating William Levy and Katherine Jenkins for the crown.

“It took me 13 years to win the Super Bowl,” Driver told the Hollywood Reporter. “I’m just glad it took me one season to win the mirrorball.”

Driver joins NFL greats Hines Ward and Emmitt Smith as winners of the show. Professional athletes have won half of the show’s 14 seasons.

I’m just hoping that somewhere, somehow, Donald Driver was quoted in an interview saying “Heavens to Murgatroyd.” More victory speeches need to quote sexually ambiguous cartoon character Snagglepuss.

Contrary to popular belief, Tracy McGrady still plays in the NBA. Unfortunately, his $162,480,486 in career earnings doesn’t seem to be enough because he’s now selling beer for Chinese brewery Yingbo Xuejin.

McGrady came off the bench in 52 games this year and even managed to score 25 points in ]]>

Contrary to popular belief, Tracy McGrady still plays in the NBA. Unfortunately, his $162,480,486 in career earnings doesn’t seem to be enough because he’s now selling beer for Chinese brewery Yingbo Xuejin.

McGrady came off the bench in 52 games this year and even managed to score 25 points in the Rockets’ six playoff games, but apparently he still can’t flatfoot jump and touch the rim. With the 23 surgeries he’s had though, that shouldn’t really be a surprise. I’m glad he’s looking to move into the acting arena though because I can only handle so many Blake Griffin commercials.

With all the love for sports in movie and television, there has only been one constant, beautiful women.

As part of an anonymous donation to Stanford University, the offensive coordinator will now forever be tied with Andrew Luck. And the new title sounds kind of ridiculous.

According to a press release issued by Stanford today, the offensive coordinator position will now ]]>

As part of an anonymous donation to Stanford University, the offensive coordinator will now forever be tied with Andrew Luck. And the new title sounds kind of ridiculous.

According to a press release issued by Stanford today, the offensive coordinator position will now be known as the Andrew Luck Director of Offense.

“It is a huge tribute,” said Luck in a quote issued in the press release. “To have anything endowed in my name is a complete honor. I feel very fortunate to have come to Stanford, and I have always enjoyed representing the University. The offensive coordinators I’ve had here helped me not only in football, but also to grow so much as a person. To be a part of that leadership and position is a very proud legacy for me.”

The first Andrew Luck Director of Offense will be Pep Hamilton. Hamilton was hired as offensive coordinator last year after coach Jim Harbaugh moved to the NFL’s San Francisco 49ers.

Naming positions via endowment isn’t new at Stanford; the title of head coach, currently held by David Shaw, is referred to internally as the Bradford M. Freeman Director of Football.

Here’s hoping a fan of the Indianapolis Colts makes Luck feel at home on his new team by endowing the position of quarterback as “The Peyton Manning Director of Throwing a Football Exceedingly Well to Compensate for Your Team’s Overall Mediocrity.” What it lacks in brevity it more than makes up for in poignancy.

We’ve seen Peyton Manning hold up his Broncos jersey, but until yesterday we hadn’t seen him actually wearing it full-on with a helmet throwing a football. Now we have. What do you think?

Does this conjure up images of Joe Namath in a Rams uniform or ]]>

We’ve seen Peyton Manning hold up his Broncos jersey, but until yesterday we hadn’t seen him actually wearing it full-on with a helmet throwing a football. Now we have. What do you think?

Does this conjure up images of Joe Namath in a Rams uniform or is all right in the world for Peyton Manning fans now that he’s just back on the field?

Is Manning going to be worth the five-year, $96 million contract that the team signed him for or will they have to start over with yet another new quarterback again in the near future? He’s 36 years-old, hasn’t played in a year, and is coming off major neck surgery. So many questions, but at least now we have one answer: how he looks in blue and orange.

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Hot Sauces This will get you all ]]>

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Despite Kobe Bryant having the most Quintessentially Kobe game (42 points, two steals, no assists), the Los Angeles Lakers were knocked out of the NBA Playoffs last night. Momentum shifted in part due to this insane shot from the Thunder’s Russell Westbrook.

Now that Oklahoma City has a couple days ]]>

Despite Kobe Bryant having the most Quintessentially Kobe game (42 points, two steals, no assists), the Los Angeles Lakers were knocked out of the NBA Playoffs last night. Momentum shifted in part due to this insane shot from the Thunder’s Russell Westbrook.

Now that Oklahoma City has a couple days off before the Western conference finals against the San Antonio Spurs, perhaps Russell can take some time to get himself some lenses for his eyeglasses. You’ve earned it, friend.

So I was perplexed by Tim Tebow not making the cover of the upcoming Madden update, but at least we’re getting his now iconic touchdown pose.

The news was broken by the game’s producer via Twitter. Basically, make a virtual touchdown, and ]]>

So I was perplexed by Tim Tebow not making the cover of the upcoming Madden update, but at least we’re getting his now iconic touchdown pose.

The news was broken by the game’s producer via Twitter. Basically, make a virtual touchdown, and you’ll get the chance to virtually thank the big guy upstairs.

And hopefully the big G himself will be the guiding light for towards a winning season and not leave you out to totally high plus dry like he did Tebow and the rest of the Broncos last year.

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

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Heptathlete Jessica Ennis was celebrating a personal best in the 100m hurdles Sunday when organizers informed her of a massive foul up. They put 9 hurdles in the race instead of the required 10. Oops. The incident took place at the Great CityGames in Manchester, an event track stars ]]>

Heptathlete Jessica Ennis was celebrating a personal best in the 100m hurdles Sunday when organizers informed her of a massive foul up. They put 9 hurdles in the race instead of the required 10. Oops. The incident took place at the Great CityGames in Manchester, an event track stars probably won’t visit after such an elementary mistake.

Here’s what Ennis had to say after the race:

“I feel let down,” said Ennis, in a rare show of frustration. “I felt like it was a good race, I was running well, I was obviously coming through at the end, stick another hurdle on there it would have been the same outcome but, argh, I’m so annoyed. What can I say? I’ve still had a good competitive race but I’ve just not got the result that I wanted.”

In somewhat related news, Jessica Ennis is mildly attractive and her six-pack is quite impressive.

Here’s video of a bunch of classy broads wrestling in the streets of Wrigleyville. We’ll just go ahead and assume one was a Cubs fan and the other, a White Sox. It makes the fight that much more compelling (as if you needed extra incentive to see girls rolling ]]>

Here’s video of a bunch of classy broads wrestling in the streets of Wrigleyville. We’ll just go ahead and assume one was a Cubs fan and the other, a White Sox. It makes the fight that much more compelling (as if you needed extra incentive to see girls rolling around in the street).

Blake Griffin has a pretty nasty taste in his mouth this morning and it has nothing to do with the Spurs sweep of his Clippers. In a nasty collision with Manu Ginobili, Griffin’s tooth brutally went through his lip. It’s quite disgusting. Almost as disgusting as Chris Paul’s late game ]]>

Blake Griffin has a pretty nasty taste in his mouth this morning and it has nothing to do with the Spurs sweep of his Clippers. In a nasty collision with Manu Ginobili, Griffin’s tooth brutally went through his lip. It’s quite disgusting. Almost as disgusting as Chris Paul’s late game performance last night.

The best part of the aftermath was this fan behind the Clippers bench. He goes through a wide array of emotions before finally pulling out his cell phone to document it.

Griffin received stitches at halftime to close the wound. Suffice it to say, he’ll need to see a dentist sometime today as well. Preferably one who performs better under pressure than the Clips.