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Welcome to Vader!

2012-02-21T06:27:00.000-08:00

Welcome, Friends and all!

Have you ever visited the beautiful town of Vader, WA? No? Well, then you are in for quite the trip! There are a few places you simply must check out during your visit. These include The Little Crane Café, and McMurphy Park.

As you enter the town on 7^th St, you may notice there is only one main road through the town. Along this road you will see a sweet little café next to the railroad crossing. This is the Little Crane Café, and boy is it great! They provide the most tasty, hearty breakfast you could ask for, and is always very alive with locals. They also have great burgers, and even shakes. After having yourself a nice omelet or burger, you will probably like to find a good spot to relax and digest.

There’s no need to go searching, because I will just tell you exactly the place you need. If you head up Annonen Rd from the Little Crane Café for about 800 meters, you will come across the McMurphy Park on your left. This park has a nice large field, a roundabout road for ease of access, and a wonderful little stream flowing around the park. The best time to come here would be in either late spring, throughout summer, and early fall, so you could wade through the stream and enjoy the scenery. If wading is not your thing, there are also picnic areas with fire pits and tables under the shade of the large trees by the stream. All in all, this is a great place to relax, and have fun.

Now with all these nice features in Vader, there is one thing I must suggest you never do. You should avoid going too deep into the woods in the outskirts of Vader. Why is this you ask? Well, if you like to hang around hillbillies, hicks, heavy drinkers, stoners, and possibly a few meth heads, then by all means venture forth! Though there is no guarantee it will be nearly as pretty as the rest of little Vader, WA.

Now that you know just what to do in Vader, what are you waiting for? Hop in the car and go now! You will definitely not be disappointed. Have a nice stay!

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Bloated in Pure Insanity

2012-02-12T00:35:00.000-08:00

Feel sane? this will change that.

late night, made this piece to sleep to every night. you will become insane after the first few nights.

Link here:

Bloated in Pure Insanity

Be sure to use the blue download link, not the bigger green one..

End of Lars Volkov

2012-02-03T18:04:00.000-08:00

My hat is grey and i like to eat liverwurst. My name is Lars Volkov.

Today, I went down to the ocean shore, and threw rocks at a goat. Not really sure why that goat was there. The goat ran off and I just stood there staring at my feet. "Närki Jamper Lash!" I jumped. It was a small gnome. "Oh, teal gonk vertilash" I said. He walked up to me and stood on my feet. We stared at each other for about 37 seconds, and my stomach started to expand. My nose started running, and i lost control over my arms and hands. I grabbed my belly-button and started tearing it open. I grabbed the Gnome and shoved him in. Three minutes later, I died.

Imagine...

2012-01-12T23:13:00.000-08:00

Imagine a man.

this Man looks like a happy mix of

Hugh Jackman

and of

Gaddafi

Now imagine this man dressing in Camo pants, leather jackets, and other metal-like clothing stuffs.

Now imagine this man deciding to go shopping once a week.

Imagine this man slowly walking through each aisle, with a look on his face that just says "I am such a beautiful man."

Now, imagine this man.

He comes in to shop once again.

wearing this.

Giada De Laurentiis XXX HD UNCENSORED U WILL DROOL

2012-01-08T21:54:00.000-08:00

#foodporn has been seen on Instagram a lot by me, so i thought of trolling you :D

that food does look amazing though, ja?

none of the pictures are mine of course. found off Google images.

an interesting twitter conversation in the form of gifs.

2011-12-13T10:54:00.000-08:00

start to finish. think of it however you will.

Elevate Your Vibrations

2011-12-11T22:51:00.001-08:00

ELEVATE AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

i love Ginger Ale. sweet deal at work of 1.99/4pk . got 2 pks.

muzaky stuff?

2011-12-11T10:03:00.001-08:00

i have decided that i want to compose cheesy, jazzy, elevator music. this is just one of my many passions in life. this, and food.

I love burritos!

2011-11-10T21:30:00.001-08:00

sooo i was eating me a SUPER BURRITO and it was SUPER GOOD. i got two of them and a Rice Mexi-drink thingy. forgot the name. oh well. and water. all for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$111111111111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's $10 by the way. not $111111111111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

that would be stupid.

How to fix booting only to the Black screen with only a flashing or blinking white cursor

2011-11-06T23:32:00.000-08:00

so, this has come up a few time before. when you turn it on and skips the boot screen and goes straight to a black screen with a blinking cursor? if so, all you gotta do is this:

Turn off your computer.
unplug power supply (and turn off the switch if yours has one just to feel safer)
open up your case.
find the little battery on your motherboard. it'll be like a little watch battery.
take it out of the motherboard.
leave your compy be for at least an hour. or overnight while you sleep. MAYYBE a half hour would be okay, but i'm not sure.
once you've waited long enough for all power to be drained from the motherboard, put the battery back in.
close the case and plug yourself back in.
turn it on, and it should boot as the Mobo's default way.

THERE YA GO!

i hope this helps somebody. this always fixed it for me.

now, if the black screen with the cursor is coming up AFTER the boot screen (so it's starting like normal), then this means that your computer simply doesn'y know where to boot from. "huh? disk? dvd? usb? whatsit? jnrb? reboot fool"

make sure your hdd is not dead or deactivated or something.

i saw something weird.

2011-09-09T09:29:00.000-07:00

on my way to work the other day, i was driving along on a road surrounded by forest (the road i live on) and i saw a large bush waving at me. i could clearly see there was nobody or no animal hiding behind or under it. it was being shaken by the mid-upper limbs. after seeing this i looked all around to see if it was wind. nothing was moving. no wind.

weird ja?

[exaggerated rendering]

Doritos

2011-08-07T12:11:00.000-07:00

Here we are today, moldin' us some clay. what make? burritos? nope. i wish. Doritos? si! i is! well, not really.
i'm just eating them.
FLAVOR?
Salsa Verde. they be some spicy crepe.
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okay.
mmm these are good.

I had a Direwolf Dream

2011-07-31T15:24:00.000-07:00

I don't remember much, but what I do remember, is being in a forest. I wasn't very deep in it because I could see a nearby campground next to a steep grassy hill. It was late evening, and everything felt very dark and wrong. I snuck up a dirt road that went up the hill till I got to a motor home, and went inside.

In the Motor home, I met up with members of my family, and wizards. By now I somehow knew that the world has been widely destroyed by zombies and demons. There were all sorts of weapons on the walls. One of the wizards came up to me and fused something into my eyes. I didn’t feel anything, but I noticed that I started to shrink. Once I dropped 2 feet, I was a Direwolf.

I looked in a puddle reflection on the ground and saw my eyes were unnaturally large and red. Solid red. I then looked around me and saw that everyone’s eyes were large solid glowing red like mine. I walked to an open door and waited.

By now it was very very dark outside. I could see a swarm of little glowing red dots scurry left and right and towards me, making the dots grow bigger and bigger. I snarled (lol). I ran out and attacked the creatures. Some were raccoons and dogs, others were zombies.

Then I woke up feeling completely worn and tired, like I’ve been working all day.

END!

Important to know how to speak it!

2011-07-30T16:55:00.001-07:00

This is a file of the words that comprise the primitive
language used by the natives of the planet Zorandar, as compiled
by the French archeologist Monique Baptiste.

A  * Woman or female
Ala  * Wise woman
Ale  * Wise man
Alor  The orange red star in the sky. Also used as a 
   suffix meaning the color red.
An  And
Ar  * Queen or Chieftess of
Ara  * Princess or Daughter of the Chieftess
Bak  Lizard
Balka  Fire
Balor  The yellow star in the sky. Also a suffix meaning
   the color yellow.
Calor  The white star in the sky. Assuming the natives
   found anything white, it would probably be
   used in the same fashion as the other stars.
Dar  * Of the skies, everything not of the Earth. Often
   used to indicate strangeness or something
   unnatural.
Dak  Yes
Et  * Transforms a noun into an adjective
Gat  * Long
Gor  Teeth, an object that is sharp
I  * Plurality, or a tribal unit
Il  * Having "magic", usually used with one of the
   gender suffixes
Jar  Water, also used to describe a large body of water.
   It would also be used as a suffix if the Uti
   found an object which reflected light.
Jor  River
Ko  * Ugly
Kot  Plains
Kur  Creature that flies, a bird
Laro  West
Lor  Wall or barrier, also used to describe the standard
   Roman Legionaire's shield
Ma  * From
Maro  East
Mat  Woman, as opposed to the suffix "-a" meaning female
Mot  Man, as opposed to the suffix "-o" meaning male
Naa  No, also used as a suffix indicating negation or
   the lack of something
O  * Man or male
Or  * King or Chief of
Oro  * Prince or the son of the Chief
Pith  Furry, mammalian in nature. Also used to mean hair.
Po  * Small, diminutive of a larger thing, child of
Saro  South
Satha  Apparently some sort of reptilain monster that is
   greatly feared by the natives. I can see no
   root in their language that this came from.
   Perhaps some outside influence?
Taro  North
Tek  * Head
Ut  Tree
Yif  Mate, or permanent partner of the opposite sex. The
   less said about this, the better.
Yift  Mated. I believe it to be a corruption of Yifet.
Zodar  Mountain, or literally "earth reaching to the sky"
Zor  Dirt, the ground, the earth itself
Zorandar The name of the world. Literally "the Earth and
   Everything else".

 All terms marked "*" are usually only used as suffixes.
 As with most primitive cultures, nouns are able to be
combined to provide an astounding range of descriptive terms.
"Utpogor" is "sharp small tree (branch)" or spear, "Utolapo" would
be "Small girl child of the Chief", and the name I have been given
her is Calorpithala, which mean "Red haired wise woman".
/exit
/exit





Press <CR> !

NEW MONSTERS

2011-07-30T16:54:00.001-07:00

NEW MONSTERS                                 
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  the sand troll
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fre:very rare(rare in desert)
# of app.:2-5  
ac:5
move:12"(15" on desert ground or dunes)
% in lair:20%
hit dice:6+3
tt:mx5,in lair b
# of attacks:3/1 by weapon.
damage/attack:(1-6)+4(1-6)+4(2-8)
sa: non
sd:regeneration
mr:nil
int.:average - low
al:ce
size:l(8+)
pa(nil)


sand trolls are found in desertish climates,dwelling among the dunes and in the
desert caves.they live in a loose group formation,hunting desert creatures
and attacking caravans.the sand trolls are a branch of the carnivariuos troll
(mm1),but are more addapt to the desert conditions.they developed a new way
of moving across the dune lands,in the method of half rolling,and half crawling
on all fours.this movement though may seem clumsy is very fast,especially for
beingss who are not accustomed to the movement in deserts(such usually move 
less than 12").these trolls fight with eather two claws and one bite,or with
very large doublebladed axes,(1-10/2-12)with strength bonus of +6(instead of 
the usual 19 strength (+7).more info:

activity circle:night
diet:carnivore
morale:very steady

though these trolls are active in the night,they can still walk around in day,
while the sun is shining,but they dont like it,and lose all strengh bonus.



                          
           arctic trolls
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fre:very rare(rare in arctic realms)
# of app:1-3
ac:3
move:12"(unefectd by deleting snow or ice)
hit dice:8
% in lair:40%
tt:d(in lair)
# of at.:3
damage/attack:2-5,2-5,3-12
sa:hug
sd:regeneration
mr:nil
int:low
al:ce
size:large(10')
pa:nil


the arctic trolls are found only in desolate frosts and arctic deserts.they 
live in solitude,and are feard by all other arctic dwellers.they are able
to move in snow and ice in amazing speed,and are able to swim in the speed
of 6".they have a very accute sense of smell,(especially to things that are 
not from their area.they are usualy hungry and they predate on all sorts
of living beings.

activity circle:since the polar areas dont have concrete day and night,
they are active at all times.they usualy have periods of great activity and
roaming,and periods of sleep.
diet:carnivore
moral:elite
 
                                     
             
             
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      YIGAL ROITMAN

Sudgilaria: Part 1

2011-06-07T15:19:00.000-07:00

13,694 people have been killed in battles against the Sudgilar Cult; A great cult of power, and numbers. This cult has been told of being around since early 2013. Who or what started the Sudgilar Cult? Why do people join it when everyone knows how terrible it is? Who knows? Who even cares?

At least 2 people knew not to join them. Weston F. Mitchell and Lore B. Hart were once just simple workers in the Grand Q’tor Hotel. Wes worked the front desk, while Lore was a waitress at the hotel’s Final Inn. They usually worked the same 12 to 6 am shifts.

At 2:47, five men entered the hotel. These men were wearing hooded cloaks of a velvety red and thick black lining and a black logo on their backs. They had belts of some kind of leather armor around their torso and waist, and dark cargo pants of black, brown, or green. They each had a long dark beard and round black goggles over their eyes. They were armed with Blade’s Lost Rifles.

All staff of the hotel instantly fell to the ground at the sight of these men. The few security guards quickly took cover and yelled at the men to put down their weapons. Too bad for them, the weapons were already unloading waves of life-ending pain across the lobby, which was now all dead. Was Weston dead too? Nope; Weston was in the middle of taking the luckiest piss of his life when the men came in.

(C) Cory Mahler 2011

The World’s Most Valuable Plant

2011-06-06T23:51:00.000-07:00

[THE FOLLOWING COULD NOT BE LONGER THAN ONE PAGE. PLEASE MIND THE BLUNT-NESS]

For one of earth’s most valued plants, i have chosen the coffee bean for its many uses and how often it is used by humans.

The coffee bean is the seed of the coffee plant known in Latin as Coffea arabica. With Coffea being the Genus, there are over 90 species of this plant throughout the world. the beginning of coffee was mostly told as its legend where in southern Arabia, a shepherd found some of his goats dancing around a dark green leafed shrub with bright red cherries. He noticed how the berries are able to keep one awake, and began to be used in monasteries so monks could stay awake for longer prayer. The evidence-based beginning of coffee was in central Ethiopia, then somehow taken to Yemen where it’s cultivated since the 6th century.

Because of its stimulating effects and delicious taste, coffee has become one of the most valued and widely traded commodity crop in the world. just in 1999, about 61,980,000 bags (each being 60 Kg) were exported in the world. roughly 50% of the worlds traded coffee comes from south america.

Coffee drinks come in a variety of ways; the more popular types are black, cappuccino’s, Americano’s, Cafe mocha, Espresso Romano, and so much more. there is also instant coffee, but this is possibly the very least favored type for it is usually not very good at all. almost anywhere you go in the world today, you will be able to find coffee in either local espressos, or a cafe or restaurant.

Coffee has formed a sort of a universal culture between humans who share their love for the drink. It is a very popular drink for “chilling” or for meetings, and is great for cheering one up.
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oh, and if you decide to copy my paper for your Biology class, have fun failing for plagiarizing.

CHOICE!

2011-06-06T22:36:00.000-07:00

There is a good chance that i might start to intern for the local network technician guy who works multiple schools. i'd be getting trained and learned and Hopefully i might even get to the point of him hiring me for realz.
If this does happen, could it be my professional career? i do love working computers, though i also loovve music. My main major in college right now is music. perhaps i'll just work networking, and do all the music stuff i like to do on the side? am i asking a lot of questions? yes? well? who drowned in the well? was it your little cousin Sally?
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oh yeah. anyway, i'm just unsure of my path suddenly. i bet this could go good on both parts. since i want to make music for games reeeallly bad, maybe i can run their networks tooo! what say you Little-finger??

This could just work.

Ruin - by Flalaski

2011-05-31T12:51:00.000-07:00

ugh rant ugh

2011-04-18T13:37:00.000-07:00

this is the last week of school before finals week. i wish it would end NOOOWW so i can get out of this dang town.. i am so dang sick of ephraim. there's nothing here good and it's not even pretty. Winlock sure may be smaller, but it's gorgeous as crap. and it is super great for running and such outside. and you never have to worry about chicken head drivers being retarded always. and it's not 2 hours away from everything.

soryy if you dont like rants. i just dont like ephraim. can, not, wait, to, go, home.

EPHRAIM:

WINLOCK:

uh.. just kidding.

WINLOCK:

(this isn't winlock, but it is Bonney lake, wa and i took this one too)

2011-04-12T16:58:00.001-07:00

Test test i is listening to Despised Icon.

mmmmmmmmmmm

2011-04-04T20:55:00.001-07:00

i just made mashed potatos for the first time. they be goooddd. yum.

now go back to killing zombies you rat toe'd pig.