How to Succeed in Communist China

Emphasis on the "mate" in travel mate

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:32:46 PDT

I recently came across this posting on Gumtree, the Australian version of Craigslist:

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And for when they take this posting down, I've put it below. I just want to add that this is a pretty damn good deal, considering how much flights to China cost from here. Plus you get to meet Chinese ladies, which is why anybody goes to China in the fist place. Right?

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A post I forgot to make

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 00:44:22 PDT

Another entry in the intentionally ironic or not column: a street sign in Te Anau, New Zealand.

The right way to the dumpsters behind the Chinese restaurant

This street sign points to an alley that runs behind the only Chinese restaurant in town, incidentally where all the Chinese tour groups went to eat.

Nap Time at Work

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 02:40:07 PST

At work, my colleagues have an amazing ability to sleep at their desk during our lunch hour. I have tried to join them before, but I cannot get the right spot. It may be that they bring pillows, which adds extra support. Anyway, I am jealous of their abilities.

Forget it. It's New Zealand Town.

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 17:46:21 PST

There were several times in New Zealand where I felt like I was literally in an episode of "Flight of the Conchords." The first was shortly after arrival, when, after sleeping a few hours in the Christchurch airport I went into town and got on a bus that took me across the south island to Te Anau (tee-AHnoo). Throughout the trip, the bus driver took it upon himself to give us a running commentary on the places we passed, but these places weren't interesting at all. As we were leaving Christchurch: "and this intersection used to be a bit tricky, but Councilman Gary," as if we all knew Gary, "got it turned into a roundabout last year." Or, as we drove through Timaru: "The Timaru candle factory closed down a while back, but primary school students still come through here quite often to see the old works, and learn how candles are made..." And this was not a tour bus, mind you, but New Zealand's equivalent of Greyhound.

The bus driving scene starts at 2:38, but this is all pretty funny

In many ways, New Zealand is the opposite of China. If China at the forefront of what is happening in the world, New Zealand feels like edge of the world. Australians like to think of New Zealand as a backwater, and to a certain extent they're right; I mean, this is a place that didn't get color television until 1973. The local newspapers are all a bit simple, and many places marked on the map are little more than a smattering of houses between the road and the "bush."

New Zealand's chief attraction

But none of that really matters, because New Zealand is the most ridiculously scenic place in the world, and it's all packed into two easily navigable islands. In this sense, it reminded me of a much, much larger version of Taiwan, just more expensive and everybody speaks English. If you like the outdoors, it's like a playground. There are well maintained trails and backcountry huts everywhere. You could, and many people do, spend months rather than the three weeks I spent there. It's all so easy and fun that it lead to pretty much the only problem I had with the place: it's crawling with tourists, and besides the reception at your hostel or the people working the Department of Conservation visitor centers, I actually met very few Kiwis until later in the trip, when I figured out how to get away from the crowds.

Another of New Zealand's damn flightless birds

Part of the problem on this account was that I spent most of my time doing, and getting to and from, three different "Great Walks," which are a set of very well maintained trekking trails. As the premier hiking trails, they get all the tourist traffic, and need to be booked in advance. I did the Kepler, Routeburn and Abel Tasman Tracks, and all were pretty damn amazing.

Atop the Kepler Track

Camping on the Routeburn Track

From my campsite on the Abel Tasman Track

Once you get off these main tracks, however, the trails become a bit rougher, but equally scenic. On one of these trails, I had to wade through a bog then climb a small stream bed straight up the side of a mountain, guided only by little orange arrows nailed to trees. Once I just stopped trying to keep my feet dry, it went fine.

I can see the trail, can you?

On my last day in New Zealand, I took a train down the east coast of the south island, from Picton, where the ferry leaves to the North Island, back to Christchurch. And I finally met all the people who travel around New Zealand without doing any of the hiking, climbing or surfing; in other words, all of the Americans and even more Germans. I guess it would be a pretty nice place to visit like that, but you'd still be missing out. The cities have little to offer compared to the backcountry.

Being happy in New Zealand

HSCCWRT Podcast Episode 3: Goodbye, Cruel World!

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 01:14:54 PST

Eight months in production and one month in editing, the wait is finally over! We are pleased to bring you the newest episode of the How to Succeed in Communist China podcast!

Wherein: Durrell and Ben hit the Beijing gay nightclub scene; Durrell describes his favorite merkins; we deface the American flag; Ben leaves China; and Durrell gets deported for putting melamine in cheap popsicles. Or does he? Listen to the show to find out!

Episode 3: http://hsccwrt.podbean.com/mf/web/b8tf2e/20110116Episode3Complete.mp3
Podcast feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podcastHSCCWRT

Beijing Air, Less Filling or Taste Great?

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 03:25:50 PST

So using data from the US Embassy's twitter feed and this New England Journal of Medicine article on air pollution, which I completely did not understand, I have tried to do an analysis of whether the Beijing air is killing me or is just packed full of flavor. According to the journal article prolonged exposure to air pollution is not good for you and they tried to quantify how much it takes off your life. Like I said, I didn't completely understand the conclusion they made so I am going to complete distort everything they wrote to make my point. So based on this section (which was towards the end of the article so assumed it was something like a conclusion):

"Improvements in life expectancy during the 1980s and 1990s were associated with reductions in fine-particulate pollution across the study areas, even after adjustment for various socioeconomic, demographic, and proxy variables for prevalence of smoking that are associated with health through a range of mechanisms. Indirect calculations point to an approximate loss of 0.7 to 1.6 years of life expectancy that can be attributed to long-term exposure to fine-particulate matter at a concentration of 10 μg per cubic meter, with the use of life tables from the Netherlands and the United States and risk estimates from the prospective cohort studies. In the present analysis, a decrease of 10 μg per cubic meter in the fine-particulate concentration was associated with an estimated increase in life expectancy of approximately 0.61±0.20 year — an estimate that is nearly as large as these indirect estimates."

I have decide that one year will be considered a prolonged period of air pollution exposure (you are thinking but where does it say that, nowhere, I decided myself) and I will use the numbers 0.7 and l.6 to average the amount of life that I lose per 10 μg per cubic meter increase of air pollution, and I will use 0.61 to calculate the life I gain by a 10 μg per cubic meter decrease of air pollution. Here is a link to the google document where I did the calculations.

After several days of trying to figure out how to gather the data and then put it in a format that I could use in excel, I have concluded, based on the tab named "Daily Avg. Midnight", that I have lost 18.18 hours of life, while living in Beijing from 8/1/2010 to 2/6/2011. I have assumed of course that there is a linear relationship in terms of the amount of life I gain and lose per every cubic meter of air pollution over 10 μg, which is probably not true, but it is also probably close enough (reasoning based on nothing at all). Why did I choose to use the "Daily Avg. Midnight data," one it seemed the easiest to use at the time and two it is the most dramatic, the other tabs don't say I am dying enough, so I don't believe them, and I am pretty sure that all that flavor country in the Beijing air has some harmful effects.

I wish I had a longer time series of data, so if you work at the US embassy or know how to extract more data from the twitter feed, please send me the data. I would like to know if I have taken more years off my life than that. I assume probably.

On a rosier note I was right about Egypt being censored.

Title IX

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 04:54:46 PST

So far our blog has only been from a male perspective. In the past, the sole requirements to post on this blog was that you had to go to Middlebury, speak Chinese, plan to be in China or be in China and be born with an outie instead of an innie (and I am not talking belly buttons). Later with new Clark, we expanded who could post by tossing out the Middlebury and speak Chinese requirements and allowing bloggers to post based on shared blood lines, because having a sibling who went to Middlebury and can speak Chinese is almost the same as having gone and being able to speak Chinese yourself. The second to last requirement has mostly been ignored; however, the last requirement we have held scared (for obvious reasons, such as girls have cooties). But since, I am the last one standing in China, because Golze is off on a walk about with a koala , Clark Classic only blogs from the US, and no one knows what happened to New Clark, I have decided to allow another person blog with us, but only if the two founders of this blog agree and the blog readers agree. So I am going to allow everyone to vote on whether Joy should be allowed to post with us. I know what you are thinking, but wait, she has an innie. I know but title IX says we have to let at least some of the bloggers have innies. So as a result, I leave it to you the readers and the two founders to decided if Joy's perspective is needed.

Censorship in China

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 06:08:15 PST

I don't know what's going on, but for some reason I am having trouble accessing the NYT website. My access to the website is intermittent. In effort to try the old reach around method, i.e. trying to access the website through a google search, which completely failed, meaning that google just went blank, I tried doing a yahoo search and when I did the yahoo search obviously the NYT website didn't show in the top five web hits (or whatever they are called), it actually didn't show up at all. Instead the top two entries were from the China Daily and the People's Daily bashing the website. I mean, its pretty clear the NYT wants to take down the Chinese regime, thus, it makes sense for China to be hostile against the website, and when I say hostile, I mean speak the absolute truth about the website. I mean if you look at the front page of the NYT website right now (which is why i think the website is having some blockage in China), which is talking about the protest in Egypt, it is pretty clear that the NYT is just using code for China. And when NYT writes Egypt, it really means China, Mubarak means Hu, and Muslims means Hans. Its so obvious. I just hope the NYT comes around and starts reporting on China's greatness so I can have access to the news again; I was hoping to access the NYT website so I could read about Berlusconi and Sarah Palin's new sex tape ( you know real news), but unfortunately, the NYT is actively campaign against China now, so I have to settle for the reliable China Daily.

On another note, yesterday, I saw David Sedaris read some excerpts from his new book and from his Diary and past books. He gave an interesting perspective on Beijing, and that he thought it was full of turds (in that the turd are everywhere), I would explain that more, but I am too lazy. Anyway, watching him made me feel like I was watching a This American Life episode, instead of listening to it on my ipod. It made me want to give to public radio, but then I thought, hey, I can't even download This American Life on itunes anymore, because its blocked (which I am not sure is true, I just know I can't download it for some reason, and when something doesn't work on the internet, I blame it on censorship), so whats the point in giving, screw that. And thinking about watching David Sedaris, made me think, he is probably the exact opposite of Chinese censorship, because he seems not to censor anything he says, which I find highly entertaining. And if I continue on that train of thought, maybe I find China less and less entertaining because everything is censored.

Whose wife?

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:45:56 PST

Where is she?

Are the tabloids too preoccupied with Sandra/Ryan and Kate/William to take a deeper look into this?

My last adventure in the great white north

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 17:13:58 PST

On my second-to-last weekend in China, thanks Joy's uncharacteristic planning ahead, a group of friends and I took a trip up to the frozen northeast to go skiing. I decided to tack on a trip to Harbin as well to see the oft-described ice festival. In short, it was fun and cold. Full gallery of pictures here.

The ice festival

Riding ice bicycles in Harbin

I spent only about six hours in Harbin. I basically got in, bought my train ticket back to Changchun, then wandered around the city for a while trying to figure out how to get to the ice festival. I eventually took a cab, which is not easy to find when it's freezing cold during rush hour, and arrived at the ice festival on the edge of the city. Tickets were heart-stoppingly expensive; it cost more to see the ice festival than to get into Zhangjiajie. The ice buildings were pretty cool, but honestly I feel like you get a pretty good sense of what it's like from pictures. So even though I'm happy I finally went, I would say it's probably not worth going to see on it's own.

The next part of the trip was quite the adventure. I took a three hour train to Changchun, capital of Jilin Province, where I had to hang out for about four hours in the middle of the night (spent sleeping in the train station and in a KFC) before catching a two hour bus to Jilin City. From there I had to take a cab to meet Joy, Jeff and Will who had got into town a bit earlier that morning so we could all take the resort bus out to the ski hill.

Beidahu, the resort we were at, was surprisingly awesome. It was snowing when we got there on Saturday morning, so the snow was really fresh and actually quite deep in places. Also, it's not just some bunny hill will ancient lifts. The resort hosted the Asian Winter Games in 2007, so they have real high speed chairs and steep long runs. In fact, most of the mountain was fairly difficult. The place was busy-there were lots of Russians on vacation for the Orthodox New Year-but there were barely any lines at the lifts. Most of the Chinese people there were decent technical skiers, but unlike at resorts in the States there were no crazy extreme skiers. But still people were really into it. Often on the lifts I'd hear people talking about places they'd been skiing in North America, comparing Snowbird to Whistler and saying how they really wanted to go to Jackson Hole.

Prepping our first run at Beidahu

Runs

Will bombing it down an advanced run on Saturday

All in all it was a fantastic trip and a great way to get a fill of winter before Australia.

If Ben really understood China...

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 14:28:46 PST

... he'd know about the pesky, oft-forgot 2 RMB note. You see, I have aspirations, as well: to thwart Ben's attempts to achieve his own life's goals, including visits to all the places portrayed on the back of Chinese currency.

Now, according to Wikipedia (which we know never lies), the Chinese Central Bank stopped issuing 2 RMB notes in 2004. And this note -- dated 1980 (however printed between 1987 and 1997) -- is truly a keeper. So maybe Ben gets off on a technicality here. But I thought I'd give him a fair chance to put to bed any asterisks in the record books. I'm not even sure where that image on the back of the 2 RMB note is located. It appears the old 10 RMB note displays Mt. Everest, and I'd be willing to accept just base camp.

Another interesting "bucket list" item would be pictures alongside the ethnic minorities on current notes (less than 1 RMB), as well as all Fourth Series notes (which is the series preceding the current Fifth Series notes). Ethnic dress would be required, of course.

1-jiao note has Gaoshan and Manchu men ;
2-jiao note has Buyei and Korean girls;
5-jiao note has Miao and Zhuang girls in red.
Old 1-yuan (i.e. "1 RMB") note has Dong and Yao girls in red;
Old 2-yuan note has Uyghur and Yi (Nuosu) girls in green;
Old 5-yuan note has Tibetan girl and a Hui elder;
Old 10-yuan note has Han and Mongol men.

This pecuniary journey would be most appropriate for our study-abroad buddy Tyler, who is now a cultural anthropologist and spent his one-on-one course learning the many wonders of China's 56 officially-recognized ethnic minorities.

This time wasted on Wikipedia also alerted to me that at several moments in recent Chinese history the central bank issued special commemorative notes. Has anyone else come across these? I would pay (more than face value) for any of these. Well, less than face value, too, for that matter.

Commemorative designs

In 1999, a commemorative red ¥50 note was issued in honor of the 50th anniversary of the establishment of the People's Republic of China. This note features Mao Zedong on the front and various animals on the back.

An orange polymer note, and so far, China's only polymer note, commemorating the new millennium was issued in 2000 with a face value of ¥100. This features a dragon on the obverse and the reverse has a sundial.

For the 2008 Beijing Olympics, a green ¥10 note was issued featuring the Bird's Nest on the front with the back showing a classical Olympic discus thrower and various other athletes.

Voting in China

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 05:30:56 PST

Today was one of the first times I have had the opportunity to practice democracy in China and it was almost taken away from me. Every six months or so at work we get to vote for people in exciting categories like "Best Dressed Male and Female Professional" and "Best Support Staff." Normally, I would just abstain, because I don't really believe in democracy, I am more of a fan of dictatorships (its just easier, but China is close enough, which is why I stay here). Anyway, this time I chose to vote because they were offering cash incentives if you were one of the first 50 to have voted. I just picked random names that I could think of and sent the ballot sheet in. A few hours later, our team assistant comes by and says our boss wants us to vote a certain way and we need to choose XX department (I think I just chose the first department from the drop down to be in the first 50 in time). This taught me a valuable lesson about China, which I think is always make sure you ask who to vote for before you vote (like I said, it is close enough to a dictatorship, well, at least in my department anyway).

Hats off to you, Hangzhou!

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 08:47:43 PST

You did it. You finally did it. After so many years of hard work and dejection, you finally accomplished what most second-tier Chinese cities can only dream of; make the New York Times list of "The 41 Places to Go in 2011."

33. Hangzhou, China
An hour from Shanghai, a historic jewel goes five-star.

Although Hangzhou is only now coming into the global spotlight, its gorgeous pagodas, historic temples and lush gardens have been inspiring Chinese poets and painters for centuries. Recently, the feverish growth of Shanghai has sparked the rediscovery of Hangzhou as a peaceful retreat and a cultural masterpiece. And with it, a new generation of luxury hotels has arrived: Shangri-la overlooking West Lake; the Banyan Tree set within China’s first wetland reserve; the Aman, close to some of the area’s most spectacular ancient Buddhist temples up in the hills; and most recently, the Four Seasons with a destination spa and two swimming pools set up along the lagoons. Next up is an Angsana, the Banyan Tree’s design-chic sister hotel. And with the debut of a high-speed train from Shanghai, it’s now — unbelievably — less than a one-hour journey from central Shanghai. Once there, rent a bike and step into sights like Lingyin Temple, one of the world’s most important Buddhist temples. — ONDINE COHANE

Enjoy. You earned it.

How I learned to stop worrying and love Chinese TV

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 18:12:58 PST

I don't watch a lot of Chinese television, but the past couple weeks I've flipped it on for entertainment when I have a few minutes to kill here and there. One show I keep coming across is this game show that pits teams divided by nationality against each other on colorful obstacle courses that generally lead to hilarious pratfalls. But recently the producers of the show decided to turn it up a notch by throwing an angry bull into the mix! I recorded one round where contenstants have to tangle with the bull while trying to pop balloons in a ball pit. Apologies to those outside of China; this video might load a bit slow.

(If the video doesn't show up you can watch it here)

Only in China! (commentary by me and my roommate Joy)

In other news, I'm gearing up to leave China for a while. As most family and friends know, I'm (fingers crossed) going to architecture school back across the Pacific in the fall. In the meantime the plan is to head down to Australia, where I'll do some traveling, take some classes and work a bit, but mostly just hang out and enjoy the southern hemisphere summer and fall. It's definitely bittersweet leaving Beijing, but I feel like over these three years I've done about as much as I'm going to do this time around, and I'm hugely excited about discovering somewhere completely new. And I'm sure I'll be back in China in no time. It is the new land of opportunity after all.

I still have one more adventure before I leave China: this coming weekend a bunch of us are going to go skiing in Jilin Province in the northeast, and I'm going to head to Harbin the day before to check out the famed ice festival, something I've been wanting to do for years. Basically, it's a quest to get my fill of winter weather before I escape to the southern hemisphere. Keep an eye out for tweets and a post on the trip next week.

And don't worry: I'll keep blogging from Australia.

www.chineseironyornot.com/willneverknow

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 21:26:56 PST

I've seen fire, and I've seen rain, but I'm not sure what to make of this.

BTW, it's ok to like a little JT.

Voting Results and Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 04:18:49 PST

I would like to thank everyone who participated in democracy and voted for a logo, namely Papa and Mama Golze,Sister Golze, New Clark, Xi Liu and Jeremy. The unanimous winner was the first one. And because you all voted and are the only ones who read my nonsensical post, I have provide you all with a special treat, pictures of Christmas Dinner at my place. Traditional Golze made something he calls latkes, he said he invented them. He claims his inspiration was when he was eating hash browns and pancakes one day, and thought to himself, "what would happen if I combined hash browns and pancakes together, light bulb." I don't know where he came up with the name, but he claims it is Minkin, and it means potato boomerang. Joy made green beans and brought hor 'oeuvres. I made salmon, risotto, sweet potato pie and mulled, basically everything I know how to make. Judy made nanaimo bars, and my roommate took the pictures. The feast was joyous and merry.

The first picture is of Traditional Golze making his potato boomerangs. The second picture is of most of the meal and Traditional Golze stuffing his pie hole. The third picture is after we ate all the pie and started drinking mulled wine.

Third time's a charm

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 21:41:17 PST

So I'm not really sure what Durrell and New Clark's problems were, because my trip to the Mongolian border went off pretty much without a hitch. I was out of my front door and back to my apartment in 29 pretty cold hours, and am good to stay in China for another 60 days. But to be honest, what made the trip really smooth was that on the bus I met an American that had been doing visa runs to Mongolia for two years. So I basically stuck to him like glue for the trip, and made it back to Beijing without any real hiccups.

Dawn in Erlian

This was my first time out to the Mongolian Steppe, which is pretty impressive in its total flatness. With the ground so flat the sky is absolutely enormous, and out the bus window at night it looks like the landscape just swirls up into the stars there are so many. Every once in a while a ghostly wind turbine or high tension power lines stretching into the dark will float in and out of view. Definitely a big place.

Old and new Erlian

Otherwise, there's not much to add to previous posts on the place. It's a cold and quiet place, not really the wild west border town I was expecting, but still fun to see.

Inner Mongolian flatness

Visa tripping

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 22:38:49 PST

I'm about to head out for a visa run to the Mongolian border. The authors of this blog have not had much success with visa runs to this place, as you can probably remember, but I'm hoping to buck the trend. The weather is fairly nice right now: the forecast for the closest city I can find to Erlian has tomorrow's high at a balmy 15 F (-9 C) and sunny skies. Stay tuned to my Twitter feed for updates during the trip. If all goes well I'll be back in Beijing in 36 hours!

I win the currency wars

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 07:55:52 PST

Since planning my trip for this past fall I realized that I was going to do the impossible. It took me almost six years, but from my first visit to Tiananmen Square back in January 2005 to sailing through the Three Gorges a few weeks ago, I finally acheived one of my life goals: to visit all the places portrayed on the back of Chinese currency. Along with trying turducken, that's two life goals down. Enjoy the pics and links down memory lane below:

West Lake in Hangzhou

Tai Shan

Three Gorges on the Yangtze River

Karst peaks along the Li River near Yangshuo

Potala Palace in Lhasa

Great Hall of the People in Beijing

And a bonus! An old issue of the one yuan bill:

Great Wall of China

Panoramas Post!

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 05:58:20 PST

Here are a few panoramas I took this fall that I've only just now gotten around to putting together. Apologies but I don't have anywhere online to put up the original large versions, so the biggest view is if you click through the following links and then click the "Full screen" button. If for some reason you want to see an original, ask real nice and I'll e-mail it to you.

Zoige, on the high altitude grasslands of northeastern Sichuan. Since I had only recently returned to Tibetan altitudes and had the flu, this was as high as I could walk up the hill without passing out

360 degree view of the square in front of the Potala Palace in Lhasa. The monument in the square is to commemorate the "Peaceful Liberation of Tibet"

Rooftops of Lhasa's old town

My dad keeping it real in Gyantse

Macao at dusk, before the lights come on

Chongqing at night

Design Genius

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:22:47 PST

Hello Loyal Blog Readers, I need your help solving a problem for a project Joy and I are working on. The project is to put on talks with local artist at a cafe in the CBD. Golze has designed some logos for the talks and they are all good, but we are having trouble deciding, which one fits our theme the best. If you could leave a vote for us in the comment section of our blog or on buzz that would be pretty awesome and helpful. A vote for number one would be the logo at the very top; a vote for number 3 would be the logo at the bottom; and a vote for Q would be the middle logo. Let the wild rumpus begin!

Pictures post!

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 04:51:51 PST

Sorry, I had some problems with my Great Firewall of China reach-around software, but now that I am more or less connected again, I can post pictures from the second part of my travels this fall. See below, and click through for the full gallery.

View out the train window on the way into Tibet

October is whitewash season in Tibet. Even the plants get a taste!

The 'rents in front of Potala Palace

Old palace in Shigatse

Yours truly by Yamdrok Tso

Monks setting up sand painting in Lhasa

Halloween crowds in Lan Kwai Fong in Hong Kong

Macao street scene

Fishing across from the casinos in Macao

Macao's most picturesque, but kind of old and seedy, casino

Conor enjoying our train ride to Guilin

Drying rice in northern Guangxi province

"Without the Communist Party, there would be no New China"

The power of positive thinking, in eastern Guizhou province

Impossible scenery in Wulingyuan in Hunan province

A viewing platform called "Frightened in the Height" in Wulingyuan

Sunrise in Wulingyuan

Morning in Dehang in western Hunan province

Contemplating the Chinese tourist hordes below outside (above) Dehang

The dirty, dirty ferry service across the Yangtze River in Wuhan

Beijing Air is Crazy Bad

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 02:14:24 PST

A couple days ago, according to the United States Embassy, the pollution level in Beijing went beyond the semi-regular level of hazardous and hit the level of Crazy Bad. Crazy Bad is the level that is reached when the pollution level goes beyond the reader. I have attached a picture of when the pollution level was good and one from the day that the pollution level was Crazy Bad (even though the picture looks like it is in black in white, it is not). When I tried to take the pollution photo, the camera could not focus directly on anything in the pollution so I had to use the pink building as a focus point. But on the upside, that day the air was really moist, which was probably better for my lungs (usually the air is as dry as a desert, which is because the geniuses who constructed Beijing, built it in a desert).

At the end of the year I plan to write a post about looking at how many hazardous days I lived through this year, thats if I can figure out how to aggregate the data from the Beijing Air twitter feed. Or I might just use the official data from the Beijing government, anyway at some point I will do some type of analysis on how Beijing is killing me.

Also attached is a couple of pictures from Thanksgiving and a link to pictures from my trip to Vietnam, the land of Ducs.

Also, I would like to thank my colleague, Hui Yan, for pointing out the meaning of the car bomb sign; it means a non-stinky tofu transportation zone.

Chongqing is Gorges

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 18:11:41 PST

Well, I'm finally back in Beijing where it's nice and cold, perfect weather for plugging away at grad school applications. The last few days of my trip were quite nice, and since I'm back home you actually get pictures for this post! I'll follow it up with pictures from the rest of my trip soon.

So we finally figured out that based on our scheduling and unwillingness to take a four-day Chinese tour boat, we were going to have to spend the night in Yichang, which turned out to be a pretty nice place. I think we were both expecting a grimy city but there is clearly a lot of money pouring into there because of the Three Gorges Dam. After arriving we found out that it really made the most sense to take the fast hydrofoil up the river to near Chongqing. After buying our tickets and finding a hotel room (which was pretty grimy), we hopped on a bus to take a look at the dam. It was pretty big.

Proof that Conor and I were actually traveling together, or at least were at the dam together

The next day saw us up and off to catch the hydrofoil from above the dam, where we were faced with heavy fog and were told we'd have to wait about two hours till the river was opened to traffic. But sure enough after more than a few games of cards the river opened and we had a spectacularly clear day. The boat took only five hours to run the river, and we had the viewing area pretty much to ourselves. I'm sure the tours are more relaxing but if all you want to do is see the gorges the hydrofoil is the way to go. The only catch is make sure you being earplugs! The viewing area was right over the engine compartment, which the boat staff pretty much left wide open. The boats were actually pretty funny. They look liked something a sea-based James Bond villain might drive around, and despite their speed they were pretty dirty and poorly maintained. In fact, we found little plates with some sort of Cyrillic language, suggesting they're second hand at best. Despite the high water, the gorges were quite impressive, though I imagine that before the dam they would have been almost Tiger Leaping Gorge spectacular.

Fast boat!

The middle gorge

Water in the reservoir at the highest level

That night we rolled into Chongqing, one of those late night arrivals that are totally disorienting and mystifying about the place you're in. But the next day we popped out of the hostel to find what for me was one of the most unique urban environments in China. Packed onto a narrow hilly peninsula, Chongqing I think is best described as Hong Kong 35 years ago, transplanted to the dirty mainland. Especially where we stayed, the city is a warren of narrow alleys, stairways and dilapidated apartment buildings. It's also massive. One day we went out far west to find music venue and where we got off was like a whole other major city. But I loved it there. It's somewhere that is incredibly enjoyable to walk around, which is more than I can say for pretty much any other Chinese city.

Streets in Chongqing

The Chongqing skyline, from the far end of a commuter cable car

So it was a pretty solid five weeks of travel, capped with a fun new city. Now that I'm back in Beijing it's time to put my head down and knock out these grad school applications, then figure out what the hell I'm going to do. In the meantime I've got a couple of small trips planned, one down to Shanghai and a couple of small day trips around Beijing, so look out for posts on those.

Counting down to my triumphant return to Beijing

noreply@blogger.com (HSCCWRT) — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:01:43 PST

Sorry it's been a while since I've rapped at ya, a little more than a week it seems. Conor and I have been on a wild trip through the back roads of rural central China, and only recently returned to the relative comfort (besides the cold) of big city life in Wuhan. Though the weather was rainy and cold, and the museums were closed because it was Monday, I rather enjoyed wandering around Wuhan. The place is remarkably modern, and it has a really unique feel, largely I think because it is split in two by the Yangtze River and because of it's concession-era past. For the former, the quickest way across the river is by ferry, which weaves among the huge barges carry quantities of who-knows-what up and down the Yangtze; in it's dirtiness and inefficiency, it's basically a mainland version of the Hong Kong Star Ferry. For the latter, the city, especially on the Hankou, or northern, side of the river, is riddled with European-style buildings from the early 20th century. It gives the city a cosmopolitan feel it perhaps doesn't really deserve.

The really fun parts of the trip, however, were in rural Guangxi, Guizhou and Hunan provinces, where we were before riding the expressway and later a new high-speed train (max 211 miles per hour) across Hunan and up into Hubei. Words won't give several places we went the credit they deserve, so you'll have to wait till I put up pictures. The first stop was in Chengyang, an area of several Dong minority villages in Guangxi centered on a really cool wooden bridge, called the Chengyang Wind and Rain Bridge. We spent a day wandering around the countryside, entirely avoiding the tour groups and a huge group of German students that had shown up in our guesthouse. Also, the food there was amazing, grown by the owner of the guesthouse himself, even the rice. Possibly the best meals I've ever had in China.

Next was a series of hops that linked up some long bus rides. First was a night in Zhaoxing in Guizhou, which was another Dong minority village, set in some larger mountains. From there, we managed the impossible and took a series of three buses over 12 hours to Fenghuang in Hunan province. Fenghuang was horrid, packed as full of Chinese tourists as Lijiang, but without any of the residual charm or beautiful scenery. Or like a Lijiang full of KTV clubs blasting music until midnight. Though city itself, with some old city walls and hanging over a river, was kinda cool, but every inch was full of tourists and so we high-tailed it out of there north to the Wulingyuan national park at Zhangjiajie.

Wulingyuan is a pretty incredible place, with natural scenery like nothing I've ever seen before. The park is basically a limestone plateau with a basin in the middle that has been eroded to leave these crazy spires of rock that rise hundreds of feet in the air. Words can't really describe it. Though there were lots of tourists we managed to pretty immediately slip off the tourist route and hike for hours through parts of the park without seeing a single other person. It seems that the place is so totally geared toward tour groups that anything off the main path the guides takes is slowly falling into disrepair. But luckily not the steel platforms bolted to sheer rock faces hundreds of feet over the valley floor that we ventured onto. Luckily those were still in decent shape.

From there we went to Dehang, a small village tucked away in some pretty spectacular karst peaks. Unfortunately our visit coincided with a festival held by an online club of outdoors enthusiasts, but outdoors enthusiasts in the Chinese style. This means that they were enthusiastic about walking on a paved path to China's tallest waterfall, playing Mahjong, getting wasted on Miao rice wine and sleeping in tents in the parking lot. Many of the attendees were also members of an SUV-drivers club called FBlife. According to one sticker on their heavily stickered and uselessly outfitted SUVs, the FB in FBlife stands for "Freebase," no joke. These people were largely assholes, loud and obnoxious and constantly shouting "hello" at us, especially considered that they had to be fairly wealthy to afford their Mitsubishi Pajeros and club memberships. But even with them around we managed some good exploring in the villages around.

So now it's heads down on my last week on this trip. We need to decide tonight how we're going to get up the Yangtze to Chongqing, because the idea of taking a three-night, still quite expensive Chinese tourist boat where we are the main attractions does not sound appealing. But we do still want to have a bit of an experience in the Three Gorges, besides cruising through them at high speed in a hydrofoil. We'll see. Then it's exploring Chongqing, a city I've wanted to see for a long while, before I probably fly back to Beijing.