tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53068548159399251162025-10-18T00:03:29.092-07:00Desecration of an art formRobynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-91627942170179702942011-01-26T18:47:00.000-08:002011-01-26T18:49:30.875-08:00<br><br><br />Stopped in to say hi!<br />Two years and baby later ...<br />Still suck at haiku<br /><br><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-25911242167659679652009-03-22T19:16:00.000-07:002009-03-22T19:18:09.336-07:00<br><br />My neck hurts so bad<br />All I did was stretch -- then rrrriiiiip!<br />Pill popping tonight<br /><br /><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-49905019421103224862009-03-02T21:43:00.000-08:002009-03-02T21:47:24.147-08:00<br><br />Blog logo is gone<br />My hand is delete happy<br />It's crap anyway<br /><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-86659163276624870992009-02-17T13:19:00.000-08:002009-02-17T13:21:05.350-08:00<br><br />Time for a shower<br />just got off treadmill<br />but Internet calls<br /><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-46131990113269835142008-10-28T18:39:00.000-07:002008-10-28T18:40:38.544-07:00<br><br />An eye on the clock<br />Each minute like an hour<br />Stuck in work time warp<br /><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-67188359763165603552008-10-27T21:52:00.000-07:002008-10-27T21:53:50.504-07:00<br><br />California rolls<br />Lacking authenticity<br />OK with my mouth<br /><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-13511042090856014572008-10-27T21:48:00.000-07:002008-10-27T21:50:42.132-07:00<br><br />How I love Dilbert<br />Fine mockery of office<br />I know all of you<br /><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-80139119943594849072008-10-27T21:44:00.000-07:002008-10-27T21:46:28.233-07:00<br><br />A haiku I want<br />But creativity stuck<br />A long night at work<br /><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-14325836783415089632008-10-26T19:06:00.001-07:002008-10-26T19:07:13.063-07:00<br><br />Oh, head full of pain<br />How can I do my job now?<br />Just let me go home<br /><br>Robynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08867249469926856376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-72668334567300967052008-08-23T16:26:00.000-07:002008-08-23T16:27:35.716-07:00<br><br />Heating pad on chair<br />Office is miserable<br />Cannot feel my feet<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-14015283075001960262008-05-29T11:53:00.000-07:002008-05-29T11:55:30.321-07:00<br><br />Looping, knotting yarn<br />Oh God! What have I done wrong?<br />Just want a sweater<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-18428224098188085442008-03-23T18:49:00.000-07:002008-03-23T18:54:18.447-07:00<br><br><br />World Wide Web so big<br />Password list out of control<br />Need brain chip upgrade<br /><br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-63732042790126660842008-02-22T13:21:00.000-08:002008-02-22T13:23:28.925-08:00<br><br />I cough all night long<br />Head is a big snot machine<br />Little germ so strong<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-11599740740867407362008-02-02T22:34:00.001-08:002008-02-02T22:34:31.973-08:00<br><br />Cat full of kisses<br />You show me that you love me.<br />Wait. You lick your butt.<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-70003347818891292852008-01-08T23:39:00.000-08:002008-01-08T23:41:38.625-08:00<br><br />Refrigerator<br />How you keep my food so cold<br />Brokenness hurts me<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-30667482926719349652007-11-25T12:59:00.001-08:002007-11-25T13:22:15.414-08:00<br><br />Sewing all night long<br />bleary eyes blur my mistakes<br />next day's light is harsh<br /><br><br /><br />See more <a href="http://www.fashion-incubator.com/mt/archives/fashion_blog_haikus.html#comments">here</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-69721181722399387372007-11-01T10:54:00.001-07:002007-11-01T10:55:51.169-07:00<br><br />Cartoon cat fighting<br />Vicious ball rolling around<br />What's territory?<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-43874044538431003552007-10-25T16:03:00.000-07:002007-10-25T16:04:44.599-07:00<br><br />Cafeteria<br />That is full of creepy men<br />Quit staring at me<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-79676532912598643272007-10-11T09:28:00.000-07:002007-10-11T09:30:16.811-07:00<br><br />pointy orange spider! <br />i think you're staring at me, <br />sharpening your fangs. <br /><br><br /><br />submitted by Amy, who wrote this terrifying <a href="http://chickenbonejones.blogspot.com/2007/10/tenant.html">blog item</a>.<br />Followed by <a href="http://chickenbonejones.blogspot.com/2007/10/hey-remember-when-i-said-i-like-spiders.html">this one</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-63429689713135459832007-09-22T20:57:00.000-07:002007-09-23T11:09:53.721-07:00<br><br />Stupid swirl, tap, buff<br />New makeup ruined my skin<br />Ugly, bumpy face<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-37093001873950841542007-09-12T23:23:00.000-07:002007-09-12T23:24:56.329-07:00<br><br />Eerie, scary bird<br />With a face as white as snow<br />Barn owl stay away<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-57552006174425526362007-09-05T12:48:00.000-07:002007-09-05T12:49:28.873-07:00<br><br />Sweaty, sticky shirt<br />Heat wave hits San Diego<br />Got there just in time<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-49810975781433890182007-09-05T12:46:00.000-07:002007-09-05T12:47:46.081-07:00<br><br />How my damn neck hurts!<br />Headaches plague my existence<br />Snap! Crack! to wellness<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-82609446355949799442007-08-29T22:00:00.000-07:002007-08-29T22:02:06.267-07:00<br><br />Little apple gift<br />I only eat fruit from stores<br />Thank you, anyway<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5306854815939925116.post-90326719192122885552007-08-29T21:55:00.000-07:002007-08-29T22:13:40.106-07:00Jeff was inspired by his mac and cheese. He came up with the first one, to which I said that I couldn't write the F-word in front of T-Shirt Face. So he wrote an alternative. I chose to bleep out and still publish the first, in the name of free(ish) speech and because I realized one finds revelation, sincerity and the deepest truths of the universe buried within the oral tissues. His pain is your gain.<br /><br /><br />So boiling hot<br />Ouch! Burns on my f---ing mouth!<br />Stupid bargain buy<br /><br /><br />When cooled down and thick<br />Mac and cheese is a delight<br />Especially twoUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0