Haiku Potpourri

Women are slobs.

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 05:11:00 +0000

I find Bobby Pins.

Under pillow,fridge,shower.

This is now my life.

Paper or Plastic

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 05:11:00 +0000

Self Check-out Station:

All the fun of cashiering...

without the paycheck.

Barking into thin air.

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 05:09:00 +0000

Things that piss off dogs:

Cats, birds, squirrels, sirens, but most...

The TV doorbells.

Lil guy

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 20:54:00 +0000

He's all tuckered out.

Running and playing all day.

He's just a lil guy...

Bad Habits #87, 92 and 148

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 07:56:00 +0000

Staying up all night-

Peanut Butter, a big spoon.

Three o'clock haiku.

-Fat River Dumplin

Paradox of men.

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 07:23:00 +0000

Why is it in life

Great men are rarely good men?

The world needs them both.

Words to die to

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:01:00 +0000

Right before you die,

Whisper something memorable;

"This world isn't real..."

Facing certain death?

Get naked before you die.

Leave them wondering.

Best suicide note:

"There's nothing good on T.V.

Internet went out."

Your cats are evil.

When you die they WILL eat you.

They are just waiting.

When Harry Met Sally

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 19:47:00 +0000

Platonic male friends?

Plato proves it's possible...

but Plato was gay.

Awesome 101

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:56:00 +0000

Smile when on the phone.

You'll find that people can tell.

And call your mom more.

Read between the lines,

but not for sake of the lines.

Some lines are worth it.

A fork in the road,

will likely pop your tire.

So watch out for those.

Choices define you.

Make the interesting choice.

For your grand-kid's sake.

Nothing good to say?

Don't just sit there like a mute.

Tell some dirty jokes.

Be good to your earth.

It's the only one you get.

Break it, you bought it.

Racial Legos

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:21:00 +0000

Me: Broken Apart:

Red, red, red, white, white, white, white...

BLACK! How would you know?!

Arachniphobia my foot!

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:20:00 +0000

Why I am a man:

When I see a big spider,

I kill that Mo-Fo!

Lost Weekend

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 06:02:00 +0000

Sex-fueled Time Machine,

Turns one hour into six,

and makes you walk weird.

Groucho Glasses

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 06:16:00 +0000

Mustache and eyebrows,

the dream of my fucking life,

cost you two dollars.

-Guest Haikuist: Fat River Dumpling

Self Help is for People with no Friends.

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 May 2010 05:32:00 +0000

Secret to no fear:

Accept that bad things happen.

Then learn not to care.

Look forward to find

things you have lost in the past

They will meet you there.

To get what you want,

You have to know what you need.

Listen to yourself.

Mana of the Gods

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 May 2010 05:30:00 +0000

"Real" orange powdered cheese

Elbows of pasta angels

Perfect Harmony.

Feminism

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 May 2010 05:29:00 +0000

Girls can do it all.

Politics, drive race cars, birth...

except open jars.

Words to slit your wrist to:

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 May 2010 05:23:00 +0000

Don't treat me like sin.

Just because you're an angel.

Don't mean I believe.

Nothing I can do,

Nothing I can say,

I havethe Forelornsome Blues.

Silence and Absence,

By nature are pessimists.

Imagine the worst.

4am

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 May 2010 05:20:00 +0000

Too tired to sleep...

If I go to bed right now....

How many hours?...

It's just that easy....haha

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:41:00 +0000

Secret to success:

To find a girl that you like,

and she likes you too.

Gypsy Tears

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:40:00 +0000

Bucket of Ice Cream

Endless supply of tissues

Good Hugh Grant Movie.

Wendy Peffercorn

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:36:00 +0000

Don't run at the pool.

Whistle blows: you must get out.

No guard on duty.

Guest Haikuist:

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:31:00 +0000

When shampooing hair

I like to lather it up

Into a mohawk.

Goals gotz PWNED!

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:43:00 +0000

Stop chasing your dreams.

Instead, sneak up behind them

when they're not looking.

Better than ALF

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:41:00 +0000

An english manny

"Just might live the good life yet".

-Mr. Belvedere.

Seriously, try it.

mxjoker@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:40:00 +0000

Tip from a monkey:

When peeling a banana,

use the other end.