HAIR on FIRE by Barbara

God Blessed Arizona !!!

2010-08-14T22:15:00.001-07:00

My adopted state, Arizona where God created the Grand Canyon, that's vast, magnificent and inarguably beautiful, the Grand Canyon is easily Arizona’s most distinguishable landmark – and a natural wonder. An amazing 277 miles from end to end, steep, rocky walls descend more than a mile to the canyon’s floor, where the wild Colorado River traces a swift course southwest.

Indian Ruins, centuries-old archeological sites to historic Old West towns, Arizona is home to fascinating history of all types. Explore a haunted hotel. Visit a Victorian mansion. See where soldiers have served and trained since 1877. Stand where shots were fired in the famed gunfight at the OK Corral. History surrounds you from the pine covered San Francisco Peaks to the Sonoran desert with its Saguaro Cacti and desert fauna.

Obama, Lily Livered PUSSY..S.O.B.

2010-08-14T11:37:00.002-07:00

9/11 BOMBING BY MUSLIMS

BUILDING A MOSQUE ON 9/11 SITE

Obama defends Ground Zero mosque
“Ground Zero is, indeed, hallowed ground,” Obama said at a White House dinner celebrating the Muslim holiday of Ramadan. “But let me be clear: as a citizen and as president, I believe that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as anyone else in this country. That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances.” Read More at Politico.
Obama's next move will be to turn the SS Arizona at Pearl Habor into a Japanese Culture Center. If there was every any doubt that he is a Muslim and "The Manchurian President" that can now be buried, along with all of the people killed on 9/11 by Muslims.be

2010-08-13T23:45:00.001-07:00

VOTE VERNON PARKER
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Dedicated to "WLDBLUYONDR"

2010-08-10T00:52:00.000-07:00

I would waltz across Texas with you....

Give Us A "F***ING BREAK"

2010-08-09T15:07:00.000-07:00

Sets my : "HAIR ON FIRE"
This morning The Phoenix New Times, Blogs at Valley Fever by James King released a poll to determine if calling a black male over thirteen a "BOY" was racist.
He also wrote two other blogs Civil Rights Activist Jarrett Maupin Calls on Ben Quayle to Apologize for "National Poster Boy" Comment. Again, Give Us a F***ing Break
"Vernon Parker Thinks the Term "National Poster Boy" is Racist. Give Us a F***ing Break"
Before James King who it seems to be an expert on what deserves to be called a "F**ing Break", he needs to do a little research on the subject.
What this F***ing expert should be writing about are the issues and qualification of the candidates.
Ben Quayle, 33 years old, Has had 4 jobs since 2002, has only worked for the 3 companies a year each, balance for "The Quayle Family", never voted in an local election (New York Times) has lived in Arizona periodically until 2006, bought a home in District 3 December 2009. Would be a legacy vote.
Paulina said it best, Ben Quayle: The wrong choice for Congress X Not Experienced X Not involved X Not ready " You Don't Inherit Leadership. You Earn It. Ben Quayle doesn't have the leadership and hasn't earned the trust to represent Arizona.
Keith Olbermann named Quayle one of his "Worst People in the World" on 8-6-2010.

Vernon Parker, 50 years young, former Mayor of Paradise Valley, Served in the White House as Special Assistant to President George H. W. Bush, Confirmed unanimously as under Secretary of Agriculture. Vernon Parker has proven himself as a leader and conservative, as Mayor taxes were reduced 29%, spending decreased, he has earned the trust to represent Arizona. He is the only candidate that has had FBI,CIA and Secret Service clearance. He is supported by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Phoenix Councilman Sal DiCiccio, Tom Smith and former Congressman Matt Salmon, among others.
August 9, 2010 Press Release Arizona Congressman Trent Franks Statement on Vernon Parker. Calls Parker’s Life a “Story of Victory”

CHAIN OF EVENTS
The Capital Times broke the story on August 3rd in regard to Ben Quayle's "Rent a Family" Red State picked it up and wrote a story. A few days later Chris Matthews at MSNBC, CNN and Jay Leno.

Jason Rose issued a Press Release on August 6, 2010
Ben Quayle Calls Parker “boy” in Rambling Incoherent Statement; Parker Campaign Asks Quayle for Clarification
Phoenix, Arizona. August 6, 2010 – After what must have seemed like a most difficult day for Ben Quayle (he became the focus of Jay Leno and many national comedy shows) releasing an incoherent and rambling attack, laden with complete falsehoods on Vernon Parker. This came about after the Parker campaign merely exposed Quayle for trying to mislead voters by portraying his nieces as his children and then yesterday exposing his varying and contradictory positions on gay marriage.
The real topper was in a statement released last night, when Quayle referred to Parker as “boy” a known derogatory term for African Americans. In the statement Quayle says… “become a national poster boy” when the proper term that most would use is “national poster child.”
American Freedom
Hair on Fire by Barbara
Posted on August 6, 2010
Blatant Bigotry
Vernon Parker did not put the quote " referring to Parker as BOY" on Ben Quayle's web site, Ben Quayle is totally responsible for his actions.In over half of the United States to call a male of color over thirteen "A BOY" is a derogatory term, if Ben's spinmeisters had done a little homework before they let your mouth overloud their typing, the Quayle covey would have know that.
Ben Quayle did not misspeak, the reference has been on his twitter page and the quote is posted on his web site in a vicious premeditated attack on a man's character. After all Ben Quayle isn't experienced in running a campaign or facing a controversy with the truth. Adding to the swamp in DC if Quayle is elected. His campaign funds 80% plus have come from out of state donors. BE
Press Release by Rev. Jarrett Maupin all unrelated.
Civil Right Leader, the Rev. Jarrett Maupin calls on Congressional Candidate Ben Quayle to apologize for racially insensitive Campaign Remarks; the Reverend questions Qualye’s commitment to equal opportunity and says: “Ben is not mature enough to be an effective leader in Washington, D.C.”
*Phoenix** – *Arizona Civil Rights and Political activist, the Rev. Jarrett Maupin is speaking out against political newcomer Ben Quayle. The Reverend is calling on Quayle, a Candidate in Arizona’s 3^rd Congressional District race, to apologize to Arizona’s Black community for what Maupin has called, “…ignorant and racially insensitive remarks.” Maupin’s demand comes hours after Quayle referred to former Paradise Valley Mayor Vernon Parker, a leading candidate for the same seat in Congress, as “boy”; a historically offensive term used to berate African-American Men. In that same statement, Ben Quayle also chided Black business owners for their use of federally approved minority contracting methods. Maupin says, “Ben Quayle’s words are unfortunate. He has confirmed the speculation that he doesn’t represent a new Generation of Conservatives. He is the descendent of people who benefited while Blacks suffered under Jim Crow. Now, his campaign is pandering to the likes of James Crow, Jr. Esquire.” Maupin says if the son of the former GOP Vice-President does not apologize to the Black Community and to Candidate Vernon Parker directly and soon, he and others will publicly campaign against Qualye’s candidacy, “If he refuses, we will hit the campaign trail and make his words known to everyone who will listen. Civil Rights Groups, Churches, Radio, Television; they will all know the hurtful words of Ben Quayle. He can run for office but he can’t hide from what comes out of his own mouth.” Printed in its entirety by permission of Rev. Maupin

2010-07-21T00:12:00.000-07:00

Crist in Wonderland Episode 1 from RightChange on Vimeo.

VAJAUJAY by Dr. Stacy

2009-09-26T21:48:00.000-07:00

Brazenly STOLEN FROM "The Other McCain"

Ask Dr. Stacy

As the author of Know Your Vajayjay: An Expert Guide to What's Up Down There and founder of the McCain Institute for Advanced Vaginology, Dr. R.S. McCain, M.D., OB-GYN, IYKWIMAITYD, is often asked by esteemed colleagues to share his expertise in all matters vaginological for the benefit of those coping with nookie-related issues.
While most of these consultations are handled privately, it is occasionally helpful to share with the general public certain case studies submitted as comments, to wit:

Dr. Stacy:
A friend of mine has a question...
My wife and I were not having sex before I began to blog; since I've been blogging, we're not having sex more. Is this a bad thing? Should I be concerned? Should I worry that she's started saying our 85 year old neighbor is 'kinda cute'?
-- Dr. Bob Belvedere, M.D., TCOTS

While this may appear to the untrained eye to be just another case of Lackanookie Syndrome -- the raging pandemic continues unabated, as researches frantically seek some means of controlling an illness that self-evidently cannot be cured -- Dr. Belvedere's friend is most likely suffering from a disease which has similar symptoms, but a different cause.
Analeptic Nookie Neglect is largely psychosomatic, one of the various maladies categorized as Blogger Mood Disorder by our eminent colleague Professor William Jacobson, the Blogospheric Neologian.
The addictive qualities of blogging provide such powerful neurostimulatory effects that, by compulsively seeking the orgasmic thrill of an Instalanche, the patient's limbic system response becomes so oriented toward online stimuli that not even the most overt signal of the availability of the world's finest nookie -- e.g., the blogger's wife bringing him, at 9 p.m. on a rainy Friday evening, a chocolate milk shake from Dairy Queen -- can lure him away from his keyboard duties.
Most symptoms of Analeptic Nookie Neglect occur as frequent repetition of certain telltale phrases:

"Not now, Meine Frau, I've got to finish the FMJRA and the clone-bots aren't cooperating."
"I'll be up in a minute, I swear. Just let me finish making fun of Charles Johnson."
"Would you stop bugging me, for crying out loud? I'm trying to put a trackback on this Hot Air post, and Simpletracks keeps giving me that ****ing Unknown Error Occurred message."
"Wow, yeah. That white silk bustier and thong ensemble is nice, dear. Check out this new Charles Johnson 'Downfall' video . . ."
In the case of Dr. Belvedere's friend, as with 95% of patients treated for Analeptic Nookie Neglect at the McCain Institute, there is little danger that his wife will actually begin an affair with the neighbor. In fact, ANN usually has a positive correlation with marital fidelity, as bloggers and their wives are the only category of human pair-bonds whose mastubatory fantasies are exclusively focused on their spouses.
Just ask Dr. Helen.
So the real question for Dr. Belevedere's friend is whether he actually wants treatment for his problem. Unless his wife begins showing symptoms of Delaneymania -- wearing low-cut dresses to blogger parties in hopes of stimulating linkage to her husband's site by his concupiscent peers -- there is no particular reason to seek treatment. No matter what my daughter's boyfriend tries to tell her, the fact remains that no man has ever died from a lack of nookie, although specialists believe that onanistic side effects are a major cause of acute neurasthenia, myopia and male pattern baldness (a clustering of symptoms caused by the brooksianius gergenia virus, leading to the disease that world-renowned vaginologist Dr. Moe Lane has identified as Gerson-Wehner Complex).
So, Dr. Belvedere, the prescribed treatment is simple: Your friend can cure his ANN any time he wants, merely by deciding to step away from the computer, shave, shower, brush his teeth and put on some of that Geoffrey Beene Gray Flannel eau de cologne his wife buys him every year for Christmas. Remember our motto at the Institute:
Good Nookie Is a Terrible Thing to Waste!
Your esteemed colleague,
Dr. Robert Stacy McCain, M.D.
Director of Research and author of Know Your Vajayjay: An Expert Guide to What's Up Down There
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY DISCLAIMER: This case study has been offered as a public service by the McCain Institute for Advanced Vaginology, but cannot be considered as professional therapeutic advice. Standards of the International Vaginological Society prohibit such practices, except in such cases where a licensed clinician can provide direct examination of the patient's nookie. Your generous contributions to support the Institute's advanced research in vaginology are neither tax-deductible nor charitable, and may be used as the Institute and its creditors see fit.
5 comments:

Sat Sep 26, 04:10:00 PM
Curious in PTown said...
Dear Dr. McCain:
I have this theory about a certain Christianist woman. I think she lied about being pregnant to cover for her slutty daughter's pregancy, but then her little slut daughter got pregnant again. That messed up the time line. Some blogger said it take 40 weeks for a breeder from that dirty sex act to birth (although I have to admit the father is rather attractive in a "rough trade" sort of way). I was not that into "female plumbing" if you know what I mean, but then I read this. So my question is, is that little slut the mother of both spawn so I can prove I was right and that the "alleged" mother is a liar?
Robert Stacy McCain said...
Dear Mr. Sullivan:
Thank you for your question. Sarah Palin has a vajajay, as does her daughter. You, on the other hand, only have a gaping anus. There is a significant difference, and anal gapage cases like yourself, with no known direct interest in nookie, are advised that speculation may lead to a mental illness similar to Chronic Degenerative Lizardmania.Please turn off your computer and take your medication, Andrew.
Yrs,
DR RSM
Sat Sep 26, 04:37:00 PM

Barbara said...
DR RSM
It may be true that no man has died nor has his testi's turned blu and fallen off from Lackanookie however it is true that his female partners vajayniaa has been known to grow together from lack of penatration by a peniagnome. If lack of penatration continues the only known cure is a battery operated device known as tech replacement.
BE
Sat Sep 26, 05:28:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Talking about Mr. Sullivan, he is disparaging the South again...
Sat Sep 26, 06:34:00 PM
Maryk said...
"Not now, Meine Frau, I've got to finish the FMJRA and the clone-bots aren't cooperating."
Ouch, Chris. I do believe the esteemed Dr. McCain has placed a shot cleanly across your bow.
I shall be your second, if your honor does such require.
Your Humble Servant,
Jeff W
Sat Sep 26, 07:55:00 PM

Glenn Beck presents the Obama National Anthem

2009-08-31T11:45:00.001-07:00

August 31, 2009 - 13:01 ET

The Obama National Anthem...
GLENN: Am I the only guy left in America that doesn't idolize Che, that doesn't think Fidel Castro is a great guy?
PAT: No, there's at least two of us.
GLENN: There's two?
PAT: There's at least two.
GLENN: Stu, are you in on this? Are you ‑‑
STU: I'm kind of mixed on him. I think he is a decent guy.
GLENN: Jeez.
PAT: He's kind of okay.
STU: Has some good qualities but also some issues.
GLENN: Also some issues, like Che just shooting people in the head.
STU: That's the negative side.
GLENN: That's the negative side.
STU: But there's a positive side. He has great T‑shirts.
GLENN: You know what?
STU: See?
GLENN: He does. I don't know why it is so hard to believe that the president of the United States may be a Marxist, when we have so many Marxists now coming out of the closet. They are no longer afraid to say it. Here is congresswoman from California, Congresswoman Diane Watson.
WATSON: It was just mentioned to me by our esteemed speaker, did anyone say anything about the Cuban health system.
And let me tell you, before you say,oh, it's communist, you need to go down there and see what Fidel Castro put in place. And I want you to know now you can think whatever you want to about Fidel Castro, but he was one of the brightest leaders I have ever met.
GLENN: That is great. That is great.
WATSON: And, you know, the Cuban revolution that kicked out the wealthy, Sheik of Arab did that.
PAT: Thank goodness.
WATSON: And then after they took over they went out among the population to find someone who could lead this new nation, and they found ‑‑ well, just leave it there.
GLENN: Why?
WATSON: An attorney by the name of Fidel Castro.
GLENN: Oh, that is ‑‑
PAT: After they kicked out the wealthy, comrade.
(Obama National Anthem plays).
GLENN: I ask you, why is it so hard for people to believe that there is a revolution going on in this country, that there is a Marxist revolution. You have Van Jones ‑‑ and by the way, I don't know if you've seen all the hacks that have gone after the facts on Van Jones. This guy is being canonized.
PAT: He's like a Bill Gates now. He's a ‑‑
GLENN: He's such a capitalist.
PAT: Oh, he's Mr. Capitalist.
GLENN: He is Rockefeller before the Rockefellers went communist. I mean, he is, he is amazing. He has been scrubbed clean. What was it that Joe Biden said about Barack Obama? He's clean and articulate. Joe Biden can even like Van Jones at this point, he's been scrubbed so clean. He is now being called on the Internet a great capitalist. We're going to correct the record here coming up in just a little while.
But you don't have to go to Van Jones to find Marxists. You now have Diane Watson. This is what she just said. Let's play it again and listen to the words of what she just said again. Who was she speaking to, Pat? Do you know?
PAT: I don't.
GLENN: It was a ‑‑ I mean, the audience is like oh, it's Fidel...
GRAY: Great.
GLENN: I don't know if I should even clap at that one.
WATSON: It was just mentioned to me by our esteemed speaker, did anyone say anything about the Cuban health system. And let me tell you, before you say, oh, it's commune ‑‑ you need to go down there and see what Fidel Castro put in place.
GLENN: Amen, sister.
WATSON: And I want you to know now you can think whatever you want to about the bill ‑‑
GLENN: Stop, stop, stop. Okay, let's think whatever we want to about Fidel Castro. He has kept his people in poverty for almost as long as Robert Byrd has been in the capital of the U.S. He has starved many of his people. He has imprisoned many of his people. He has executed many of his people. His people love it there so much that they take automobiles and try to escape and come to the United States. I mean, what else do I have to say about ‑‑
PAT: Which, by the way, there's no road between us and Cuba.
GLENN: Yeah.
PAT: They kind of float.
GLENN: It's weird, isn't it?
PAT: Float here in old Buicks.
GLENN: It's amazing to me that we have somebody who is in congress, currently in congress ‑‑ Stu, could you look up where Diane Watson is from? Guarantee you she's from the Bay Area, coincidence of coincidence.
PAT: 33rd district, yeah.
GLENN: Is that where it is?
PAT: I think, I think it's the Bay Area.
GLENN: Guarantee it. It's where Van Jones is from. It's San Francisco, it's Oakland. It's where all of these radicals are coming from. UC‑Berkeley. And nobody is ‑‑ we have got to stop looking at these people as people with a difference of opinion. They are revolutionaries. That's what Che was! Culver City, California? I don't ‑‑ yeah, that's down Los Angeles area, I think. Our apologies to anybody who's listening to us in New York and like, these dummies. Where did I say? Oh, yeah. No, New York is like, these dummies. But California's ‑‑ now, she's not the only one. Van Jones isn't the only one. Mark Lloyd isn 't the only one. Mark Lloyd is the FCC ‑‑ we've got an expose tonight on the FCC and this Internet ban that just seemingly just went away. Apparently people don't have a problem with Marxism. I think it's because they don't know it yet. But they ‑‑ on Friday Drudge released a report that Rockefeller, Jay Rockefeller is now introducing a presidential ability to take control of the Internet and shut it down. Well, I don't know if I want that from ‑‑ especially when you've got the FCC diversity czar talking about how great Che ‑‑ I'm sorry, how great Chavez is. And that important revolution. And that Chavez wouldn't have been thwarted the first time on his revolution if he would have had control of the radio stations and the television stations. If he would have taken the media seriously.