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term="wrinkles"/><category term="yew tree"/><category term="youthful"/><category term="zen"/><title type='text'>Half Dentist</title><subtitle type='html'>Stan Johns&#39; Fictional Blog</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfdentist.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3761862949520937121/posts/default?max-results=2&amp;redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfdentist.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3761862949520937121/posts/default?start-index=3&amp;max-results=2&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>Stan Johns</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17863227915907803145</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>89</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>2</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3761862949520937121.post-3847392167406428618</id><published>2009-08-01T21:27:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-01T21:42:41.130+01:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="division"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="lovers"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="opportunities"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="spinning"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="wasps"/><title type='text'>Spinning love into divisive fertility</title><content type='html'>I&#39;m not sure how Bessy arrived at such a conclusion but it was one I couldn&#39;t ignore: when being divisive one&#39;s mind is at its most fertile. I asked Margaret if she had changed Bessy&#39;s breakfast mix but in spirit Margaret was communing with wasps &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_0&quot;&gt;in between&lt;/span&gt; the rafters above the kitchen. The question meant nothing to her at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Felix, thankfully, was in his normal spot overlooking the Channel. Except that half of him was also in a love-struck relationship with a woman he&#39;d once known when marching with Oliver Cromwell. I asked if there was any point, given that she wasn&#39;t around anymore. She is where he is, he responded, and suggested I find some way to take advantage of life&#39;s opportunities a little more rather than picking holes in others&#39; life formats. It got me wondering about my life format and then I got a bit confused.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George told me once he&#39;d won a competition for spinning around and &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_1&quot;&gt;wondering&lt;/span&gt; why. I&#39;ve no idea why one would do that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cookie has gone on holiday. She went via the high volume suction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Divisions and creativity, spinning and suction, love and wasps. It&#39;s all there, every day.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfdentist.blogspot.com/feeds/3847392167406428618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/3761862949520937121/3847392167406428618' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3761862949520937121/posts/default/3847392167406428618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3761862949520937121/posts/default/3847392167406428618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfdentist.blogspot.com/2009/08/spinning-love-into-divisive-fertility.html' title='Spinning love into divisive fertility'/><author><name>Stan Johns</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17863227915907803145</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3761862949520937121.post-6042917313342530225</id><published>2009-06-28T21:30:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T21:53:17.365+01:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="farmhouse"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pyjamas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="swallows"/><title type='text'>Rhythmic bellows anticipating swallows in their pyjamas</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiroKLA73tf3jMmitYEr1YJMDGiNUvURtynalL3gQchCjjRJS6CH8F5xZLQamnZteepjbhmZjpMqxCt6VCijLG0PlJo8uqt19zK4JLNdCT6JMfEFws2O1gImZ2xzTArC9aZ-Toph6e5RkZa/s1600-h/DSC00001.JPG&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiroKLA73tf3jMmitYEr1YJMDGiNUvURtynalL3gQchCjjRJS6CH8F5xZLQamnZteepjbhmZjpMqxCt6VCijLG0PlJo8uqt19zK4JLNdCT6JMfEFws2O1gImZ2xzTArC9aZ-Toph6e5RkZa/s200/DSC00001.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352481532517742322&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;There are days when everything seems to come together. This weekend Bessy, Margaret and I had ventured once again into the mountains and landed in an abandoned Welsh farmhouse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were sheep communing, fern-clad slopes waving and the faint &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_0&quot;&gt;mmmmmm&lt;/span&gt; of something wonderful - there but intangible, warmth without source, anticipation dangling like a brother with a spider on his thread.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, it was my birthday and one not to forget. Bessy dived into a nearby reservoir and resuscitated a thought brought to a halt when it was constructed. Funnily enough, the thought - which Bessy communicated by whipping the wire of the fence in a particular rhythm we two understand - was one that made absolutely no sense to me: will the bellows in the kitchen turn the corner before the &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_1&quot;&gt;pyjamas&lt;/span&gt; catch them? It might be that I missed something. Or it might not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Margaret watched a few swallows doing their thing above us as we ate lunch and decided to take to the air too. It was quite something to see her &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_2&quot;&gt;manoeuvre&lt;/span&gt; in such a way, particularly when in the air. I think that&#39;s why I love her so much - there&#39;s nothing she won&#39;t have a stab at and entertain me with as she does.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What a birthday. Simple things like lots of air and loose-fitting clothing. Lovely.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfdentist.blogspot.com/feeds/6042917313342530225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/3761862949520937121/6042917313342530225' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3761862949520937121/posts/default/6042917313342530225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3761862949520937121/posts/default/6042917313342530225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfdentist.blogspot.com/2009/06/rhythmic-bellows-anticipating-swallows.html' title='Rhythmic bellows anticipating swallows in their pyjamas'/><author><name>Stan Johns</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17863227915907803145</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiroKLA73tf3jMmitYEr1YJMDGiNUvURtynalL3gQchCjjRJS6CH8F5xZLQamnZteepjbhmZjpMqxCt6VCijLG0PlJo8uqt19zK4JLNdCT6JMfEFws2O1gImZ2xzTArC9aZ-Toph6e5RkZa/s72-c/DSC00001.JPG" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>