Halka-Foolka

2010-07-21T10:10:00.003+05:30

laughing gas-
Research Says:
Alcohol contains female hormones..!
PROOF:
After drinking……
Men talk unnecessarily
Become extra emotional
stop thinking
&
fight for nothing.
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Height Of Escapism:
Teacher: Where is your Assignment?
Student: ma’am, I lost it while fighting with students
who said that you were not the sexiest teacher in the school.
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Always remember-
"MONEY isn’t everything;
but make sure that you’ve made it a lot,
before talking such nonsense.”
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Santa and Banta were watching a cricket match, when Dhoni hits a boundary:
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai.
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Newtons 2nd law of ishq:
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.

fun tube-

expression of love-

"BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU"
Being in love with you is like
smelling Spring's first new blossoms
as if for the very first time.

Being in love with you is like
seeing the world through a baby's eyes
and marveling at all of its beauty.

Being in love with you is like
feeling every sensation from textures
to temperature like I've never felt before.

Being in love with you is like hearing
a magnificent orchestra play and thinking
it is the most amazing sound ever created.

Being in love with you is liketasting
the most deliciously sweet fruit ever grown
leaving me only longing for more.

Being in love with you is like
nothing I have ever known,
and more wonderful than I could ever imagine.

Your love, your kindness, your willingness
to give of yourself without reservation
have made me realize that I am in love
for the very first and last time in my life.

- Cheryl Ann -

birthday party with-

Robin Williams
DOB-21st July
Chicago, USA
Actor

Selena Gomez
DOB-22nd July
Texas, USA
Actress, Singer

Himesh Reshammiya
DOB-23rd July
India
Music Composer, Singer, Actor

Azim Premji
DOB-24th July
India
Chairman (Wipro)

Brad Renfro
DOB-25th July
LA, USA
Actor

Sandra Bullock
DOB-26th July
Virginia, USA
Actress

Paul Levesque (HHH)
DOB-27th July
New Hampshire
Professional Wrestler

i-candy views-
Auckland

Vancouver

Dusseldorf

interesting facts-

On eBay, there are an average of $680 worth of transactions each second.

In India you will find the most number of Universities.

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

'Vodka' is Russian word for 'little water'.

One cubic mile of seawater contains about 50 pounds of gold.

If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.

Rain contains vitamin B12.

A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks.

The average tastebud lives only 10 days before it dies and is replaced by a new one.

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.

Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.

Frogs sometimes eat enough fireflies that they themselves glow.

Halka-Foolka

2010-07-17T10:10:00.004+05:30

laughing gas-
Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:
No matter how long the lecture may be,
The Knowledge before and after the lecture
Remains the Same.
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8 Semesters
80 GB syllabus
80 MB we study
80 KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer.
BINARY Marks we get,
This is known as BTech (Brain is Technically Empty)
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Son was crying
Dad came & asked why r u crying? tel me, I am your friend na?

Son: kuch nai yaara!
Horlicks jyada mang liya to teri wali ne mara..!
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Train main ek husband apni wife se:
tujh se shaadi kar ke pachchta raha hoon
dil karta hai tujhe kuttey ke aagey dal doon
Samnay wala passenger: Wao Wao Wao!!!
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Santa: Maine mere bete ka naam AMERICA rakha hai
Banta: kyun?
Santa: Me duniya ko dikhana chahta hoon ki me
AMERICA ka BAAP hoon.

fun tube-

expression of love-

"UNDERSTANDING LOVE"
Love is sweet, love is kind
It isn't just a piece of mind
Love is something you need to give
Something that we share and believe
Love doesn't mind you
To cry a tear or two
But true love isn't sad
It's never bad.

Love is unique
Something like an antique
When it's broken
It seems to be forsaken
But then someone comes and see the gold
All that's scattered now is whole to hold.

What is love, you ask
Well, it's something
that can never be fully described
It's different to everyone
And it's really up to you to decide.

Love is powerful yet can be weak
Something that everyone seems to seek
Love is mindful and understanding
When everything falls
It'll be the last one standing
Though it seems like a small matter
Never judge emotion by its size
Understand what love is
You'll see what a world there is.

- DK -

birthday party with-

David Hasselhoff
DOB-17th July
Maryland, USA
Actor, Singer

Priyanka Chopra
DOB-18th July
India
Actress

Giorgio Mondini
DOB-19th July
Switzerland
Racing Driver

Naseeruddin Shah
DOB-20th July
India
Actor

i-candy views-

Zurich1
Zurich2
Zurich3

interesting facts-

Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.
Corn Flower is the national emblem of Germany.
Dirty snow melts faster than clean.
The filming of the movie 'Titanic' cost more than the Titanic itself.
A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
Bionomy is the science of laws of life.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card.
A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star (to our solar system).
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A man gets robbed in London every 4.5 minutes.
Canada is an Indian word meaning 'Big Village'.
80% of millionaires drive used cars.
Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.

Halka-Foolka

2010-07-14T10:10:00.002+05:30

laughing gas-
In America
Daughter: Dad,
I got married yesterday evening.
I forgot to inform you.

Dady: It’s ok my child.
But next time don't forget to invite me.
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Aapko ek film karni hai,
jis me aapka LEAD ROLE hoga.
Film me apko pani ke talab me utrna hai film ka naam hai..
“Gayi Bhains Paani me”
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2 pigs eating potty
pig 1- Yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai
koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.
Pig 2 : Saale khane ke waqt to dhung ki baat kar.
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One of the basic difference between boys & girls is:
BOYS Gives, Gives, Gives & FORGIVES.
But GIRLS Gets, Gets, Gets & FORGETS.
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Girl-Please mere Husband ko andar bula lijiye

Doctor-Daro mat me sharif aadmi hoon.

Girl-Nahi aap samajh nahi rahe aapki nurse bahar akeli hai.

fun tube-

expression of love-

"BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART"
Believe in your heart that
something wonderful is about to happen.
Love your life.
Believe in your own powers,
and your own potential,
and in your own innate goodness.
Wake every morning
with the awe of just being alive.
Discover each day the magnificent,
awesome beauty in the world.
Explore and embrace life in yourself
and in everyone you see each day.
Reach within to find your own specialness.
Amaze yourself and rouse those around you
to the potential of each new day.
Don't be afraid to admit
that you are less than perfect;
this is the essence of your humanity.
Let those who love you help you.
Trust enough to be able to take.
Look with hope to the horizon of today,
for today is all we truly have.
Live this day well.
Let a little sun out as well as in.
Create your own rainbows.
Be open to all your possibilities;
all possibilities and Miracles.

Always believe in Miracles.

- Unknown -

birthday party with-

Sean Flynn
DOB-14th July
USA
Actor

Diane Kruger
DOB-15th July
Germany
Actress

Katrina Kaif
DOB-16th July
Hong Kong
Actress(Bollywood)

i-candy views-

Vienna1
Vienna2
Vienna3

interesting facts-

7,000 new insect species are discovered every year.
Padmavathy Bandopadhyay is the first woman air marshal of Indian Air Force.
Mercury is the fastest planet in our solar system.
Nile is the longest river in the world having length 6690km.
Durand is the boundary line between India and Afghanistan demarcated by Sir Mortimer Durand in 1896.
Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
MySpace reports over 110 million registered users. Were it a country, it would be the tenth largest, just behind Mexico.
Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace.
Coffee beans aren't beans, they're fruit pits.
A group of officers is called a mess.
Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead.
25% of our bones are located in our feet.
At the age of 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.

Halka-Foolka

2010-07-11T10:10:00.000+05:30

laughing gas-
Que. :How to start your day with a positive outlook?

Ans. :Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as “Boss”.

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”

Answer calmly, “Yes” and press the mouse button firmly….

Feel better? Have A Nice Day.
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Jasmeet : My husband always comes home late, no matter how I try.
Preeto : “Take my advice, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jaspal?” And that cured him.

Jasmeet : “Cured him !… But how?”

Preeto : “You know, my husband's name is Banta.”
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Husband: Meri Biwi ghum ho gai hai

Postmaster: Andhey ye post office hai, police station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga, khushi main samajh nahin aa rha ki kahan jaon......

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Que. : Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Ans. : He wanted to see butterfly!
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times

fun tube-

expression of love-

"AN ANGEL TO ME"
The moment I opened my heart and let you in
I saw this great love starting to begin.

I opened my eyes to a vision of you
I hope, I pray your feelings are true.

I have loved and I have paid the cost
And I have felt the pain of the love I lost.

But, now, I think I have truly found
An Angel who walks upon the ground.

You go beyond all limits for me
Just to show your love endlessly.

I could search my whole life through
And never find another 'you'.

You are so special that I wanted you to know
I truly, completely love you so.

- Patricia Annette Roden -
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"BELOVED"
I want to give you all my best,
I want to hold u late at night
I want to be your found rest
And in the dark your shining light.

I want to lift you when you're down,
I want to smile to make you too,
I want to touch you when you frown
And whisper: Honey, I love you

I want to take away your fears
To give you peace & love instead
I want to wipe away your tears
And say: I m here to bestead

My Darling! I just want to be
The best I can, to do this right.
My Beloved, always you have me!
Like in the dark your shining light.

- Pinky M. -
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"JUST FOR YOU"
As I sit here all alone
I think of only you
I think of how I love you
and how you make me feel
I think of what could be
a wish come true
for you to love me too

I'm holding on to my love for you
and hoping one day soon
you will love me
like I love you

- Janet -

birthday party with-

Rachael Taylor
DOB-11th July
Tasmania, Australia
Actress

Broke Lesnar
DOB-12th July
USA
Wrestler

Jarno Trulli
DOB-13th July
Italian
F1 Race Driver

i-candy views-
Bangkok1
Bangkok2
Bangkok3

interesting facts-

An olive tree can live up to 1500 years.
Everyday, 15 billion cigarettes are smoked worldwide.
Human eye detects 10 million colors.
In Germany, an official approval is needed before a new born is named.
The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute, less than half the normal rate of 20.
A single cup of gasoline, when ignited, has the same explosive power as five sticks of dynamite.
Each day, up to 150 species of life become extinct.
More than 20 million meteoroids enter Earth's atmosphere every day.
Each year, 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.
In the early 1960's, Porsche commercially manufactured farm tractors.
Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand - an hour hand.
A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.

Halka-Foolka

2010-07-08T10:10:00.000+05:30

laughing gas-
Evolution of man:

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din Superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

Aur

Biwi agar khoobsurat ho toh saari umar Watchman !!!
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle cannot move further

M0ral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE !!!
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ab to dukan per bhi
yeh board lag gaye hain
chini mang ker sharminda na karen
chini aik jang hai is liye band hai
namak shauk se chini agle chowk se

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santa train ka driver ban gaya, pehli he bar train 8 ghante late ho gyi.
kyon ki har phatak par train rok kar puchta tha ki
bhai gi ludhiana nu ehi line jandi hai!
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Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?
Jab Sidhu Laughter Challenge Main
Hans Hans Kar Har Contestant Se Kehta Hai,

.
.
.

Bas Kar Mere "BAAP"

fun tube-

expression of love-

"FOREVER"
Forever is the love
that is filled with understanding.
Forever is the love
that is giving and undemanding.
Forever is the love
that you feel with all your heart.
Forever is the love
that will never let us be apart.
Forever is the love
that will always be true.
Forever is the love
that I will always feel for you.
Forever is the love
that can make you happy or sad.
Forever is the love
that I have been wanting so bad.
Forever is the love
that will stand the test of time.
Forever I am yours. . .
say forever you'll be mine!

- OTB -
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"HEART TO HEART"
Sometimes in this lifetime,
we meet a special soul,
who fills our very essence,
to almost overflow,
we drink the cup of friendship,
it tastes like ruby wine,
and you know within your heart,
this meeting was Divine.

This soul that lives within your heart,
no distance can prevail,
an inner spark, within the heart,
becomes a Holy Grail,
the starting of a journey,
in which you both shall be,
a reflection of each other,
for all eternity.

- Lilaneyah -
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"I MISS YOU"
You will always have my love
and you alone hold the key to my heart.
Only you can possess my soul
the way you do...

You are forever with me
In my thoughts and
also in my dreams...

I miss your eyes,
I miss yours arms,
I miss your smile,

You stirred something in me.
Something buried deep down inside.
Something tender, Something delicate,
Something so helplessly fragile.

So fragile, I just couldn't help but break...

- Doreen Lopez -

birthday party with-

Sourav Ganguly
DOB-8th July
Indian
Cricketer

Tom Hanks
DOB-9th July
California, USA
Actor

Sunil Gavaskar
DOB-10th July
Indian
Cricketer

i-candy views-
St. Petersburg1
St. Petersburg2
St. Petersburg3

interesting facts-

A blue whale's heart is of the size of a Volkswagen Beetle.
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.
The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
A lump of pure gold of the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet of the size of a tennis court.
Astronauts get taller when they are in space.
Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match box.
The most popular sport as a topic for a film is boxing.
Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.
It is possible to see a rainbow at night.
A Russian man who wore a beard during the time of Peter the Great had to pay a special tax.

Halka-Foolka

2010-07-05T10:10:00.001+05:30

laughing gas-
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....

But maths at least has logic!
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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Height of Language miss use:
Student watching Monkey out of the window & Professor scolds him... "Why r u watching the Monkey outside when I'm in class!"
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Boy: Dad how was i born??
Dad: Son, your mom and i got together at cybercafe
we set up a date via E-mail, your mom agreed to download data from my pen drive.
Just when i was about to transfer,we realized that non of us had installed a firewall. later we got a Male
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Banta was thinking of buying a coffee maker
but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate.
The salesman assured him it was easy to use.

"You simply put in the coffee and filter,
fill the reservoir with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed.
When you wake up you can enjoy a steaming hot cup of coffee"

A few weeks later Banta ran into his friend Santa.

"Banta, how are you enjoying your new coffee maker?" asked Santa.

"I had to take the stupid thing back" said Banta, "every time I fancied a cup of coffee I had to go to bed".

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expression of love-

"ANGEL OF MY LIFE"
I love you so much that words can't explain
this joy that I have for you.

When I am at the weakest point of my life
you are there encouraging me to run this race
because I am not only cause you are there with me.

You are on my mind day and night.

When we are apart
I picture you gracious smile and gentle hug.

I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it
because no matter what is you are always on my side.

I thank God for sending me someone like you
who is precious and loving.

So I can truly say that
you are the Angel of My Life!

- Manuel -
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"EUPHORIA"
If you have loved as I have loved,
You will be part of a wonderful feeling
A joyous sensation ~ wild temptation,
Intrigue afloat on the air.
Sweet words may flow without even thinking,
and when the wedding bells
start to ring ~ Angel voices ever
will sing. For if you have loved
as I have loved, euphoric elation
will dance on the air.

- Joyce Hemsley -
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"BUTTERFLIES"
Suddenly I get this feeling
My mind draws a blank
My hands are slightly shaking
My heart begins to race

I feel like I'm losing control
I'm nervous inside and out
I have an unexplainable feeling
I wish I could figure this out

These butterflies inside of me
Keep fluttering all throughout
I thought they were gone for good
I didn't know they could come out

It must be the way
You get to me like you do
The way you make me feel
The way I love you like I do.

- Mandy Marie Fogelman -

birthday party with-

Eva Green
DOB-5th July
Paris, France
Actress

Sylvester Stallone
DOB-6th July
New York, USA
Actor

Mahendra Singh Dhoni
DOB-7th July
Indian
Cricketer

i-candy views-
Disney Land 1
Disney Land 2
Disney Land 3

interesting facts-

A queen bee lays 1500 eggs a day.
The shrimp's heart is in its head.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will reduce your tears.
Soccer players run on average as many as 6 miles during the course of a game.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
A snail can sleep for three years.
The oldest dog died at the age of 29.
The Himalayas cover one-tenth of the Earth's surface.
The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
Napoleon was terrified of cats.
The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.

Halka-Foolka

2010-07-02T10:10:00.000+05:30

laughing gas-
Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Kid: I want to live with the Indian Hockey team, they never beat anybody !!!
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also.
It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon
and saved half the money.

Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt
Traveler said: sure it’s good
Child brought a bowl of yoghurt and traveller drank all and then asked
No one at your home likes yoghurt?
Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it
Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child
Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee.

fun tube-

expression of love-

"LET'S BE ONE"
Your radiance is like the warm rays of the sun
that fills my body and soul with new strength.
Your beauty is like the wide evergreen field
giving me new hope in this hopeless world.

Your smile like the fresh waters
that refreshes me and return the smile in me.
Your warm embrace melts my long iced heart
and your presence makes my blood flow again.

You make me alive,You make me strong.
You make me hope, You make me live.

You are the only one I desire
You are the only one that I long for.
Without you I will never be complete
In this cycle together there will be completeness.

So be with me, be one with me
I am for you, you are for me.
You and I together again
After a long time we've lost each other
when we started our journey.

- JC John Sese Cuneta -
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"KISS"
When you kiss me
Part of my soul drains away
And becomes part of you
And I feel you do the same.
I feel you become closer to me;
I feel so loved
And I feel the ecstasy
That only you could bring.

I feel I could cry
For I had stopped dreaming, long ago,
Of finding the perfect guy
And even as the moment ends
And our lips begin to part
I can still hear the pounding
Of my fragile heart.

Now the kiss has passed
But the feeling doesn't leave
As I fall back into your arms
And begin to dream....

- Aphrodite -
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"A HEART FULL OF PAIN"
Another day passing by,
another day without you;
wondering if all tomorrow's
are going to be the same.

Seems like only yesterday,
the wonderful day we first met,
seeing your beautiful smile,
knowing, you were the one for me.

Why did our magic fade away?
Where did our love go astray?
I know it's too late now,
but, I would really like to know.

You've met someone new,
someone who'll never let you go
leaving me here all alone
with a heart full of pain.

- Ralph Lamarr Clark -

birthday party with-

Lindsay Lohan
DOB-2nd July
New York, USA
Actress

Tom Cruise
DOB-3rd July
New York, USA
Actor

Isabeli Fontana
DOB-4th July
Brazilian
Model

i-candy views-
LONDON1
LONDON2
LONDON3

interesting facts-

No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Pumice is the only rock that floats in water.
There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
Every person has a unique tongue print.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.
Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-29T10:10:00.005+05:30

laughing gas-
Now a days,
.
Child in washroom.
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.
.
Mommm!
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.
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
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Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi Darling...!
She angrily: How dare you call me as darling....?
Beggar: Then wat r u doing on my bed.........
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World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you
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Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says
'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Teacher- Tum late kyun aaye?
Student- Mom-Dad Ladai kar rahe the.
Teacher- Woh ladai kar rahe the par is se tum kyon late ho?
Student- Mera ek joota Mom ke paas tha to doosra Dad ke paas.

fun tube-

expression of love-

"A WISH"
I lie on the ground
and I stare into space,
the satrs begin to move
into the shape of your face

I see you there now
looking down at me,
with that sexy smile
that I love to see

You say "close your eyes
tell me what you see,"
"I see only two people
just you and me"

We're wakling the shoreline
with our feet getting wet,
the horizon turns pink
as the sun begins to set

We make love through the night
on that white sandy shore,
then I hold you while thinking
I could want nothing more

Oh,I wish I could be
in that special place,
as I lie on the ground
and stare into space.

- Jamie -
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"DREAMING OF YOU"
When I close my eyes I dream of you.
Can't sleep at night 'cause I wanna be with you.
Don't want to live, don't want to cry
Without you by my side.
When I go to sleep at night
I ask God to make my days bright.
I know he will do it - I know it is true.
Because he knows I only want to be with you.
I hear your voice inside my head.
I can imagine us together again.
I know it will happen - I know it is true;
Because I asked God if I can be with you.
I see you and I together again;
Holding hands and feeling the pain.
What a beautiful feeling - I wish it were true.
But I am only dreaming - dreaming of you.

- Bobby E. Ioanes -
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"WAITING"
Within these walls I barely breathe
When, in solitude, I exist
My thoughts are scattered and vague
Confusion is hard to resist.

I wait to hear your sweet voice
On the other end of the line
Telling me your secret dreams,
Your beliefs, how you've spent your time.

I count the hours until we meet
My memory holds you near
I can almost touch you, so it seems
It keeps away my fear.

- G. Powers -

birthday party with-

Sandhya Chib
DOB-29th June
Indian
Miss Universe-India (1996)

Mike Tyson
DOB-30th June
USA
Boxer (Retd.)

Liv Tyler
DOB-1st July
USA
Actress

i-candy views-
best tourist places1
best tourist places2
best tourist places3

interesting facts-

A blue whale's aorta (the main blood vessel) is large enough for a human to crawl through.
Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
Bill Gates designed a traffic control system for Seattle when he was only 15.
The first computer mouse was invented by Doug Engelbart in around 1964 and was made of wood.
Persia changed its name to Iran in 1935.
A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume.
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest.
Europe is the only continent without a desert.
The tentacles of the giant Arctic jellyfish can reach 120 feet (36.6 meters) in length.
Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.
From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.
Karate actually originated in India, but was developed further in China.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-26T10:10:00.006+05:30

laughing gas-
FACT OF LIFE :

Old Concept:
“Do or Die”
.
New Concept:
“Do Before you Die”
…
Latest Concept:
“Don’t Die Until you
Do”
.
Our Concept:
“Wo Sab Tou Theek
Ha, Magar Karna Kya
Ha… ?”
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird and said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Examiner: You are failed.Whats your name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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If You Knock at The Door of Others
You never No Whether You’ll Be welcomed or not.
But If you knock at your Friend,
He’ll certainly Welcome you and
Say
“Bol Bhikari Kya Chahiye?”
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Teacher : How do you write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can you tell me which side to write the other 5?
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Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

fun tube-

expression of love-

"PICTURES"
Pictures are all I have left
of our life together;
I wish we could have worked things out
through this bad weather.
But you found a break in the clouds
where the light is shinning through
And that light is happiness
with someone fresh and new.

I listen to your heart
and see it on your face...
That I'm no longer
part of your space.
I envy and am jealous
of this man you see
Because there will be new pictures,
but they won't be of me.

- Michel Andre Laval Fortin -
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"RETURN TO ME"
The minutes pass like hours,
each day seems like a year.
This is how time goes by,
whenever you're not here.

My days are always gloomy,
the nights I lay awake.
For this type of suffering,
there is no drug that I can take.

But, as soon as you return to me,
there are no clouds in the sky so wide.
I guess this is the special effect,
of you here by my side.

Now the flowers are blooming,
and I think I like it this way.
So, help keep nature beautiful
Please Darling, don't ever go away.

- Pamelia D. Reed -
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"QUIET LOVE"
No tears, no heartache, no win or lose.
A new way to love, I have found.
Your smile gives to me peace.
Your voice caresses my soul.
Your eyes tell all... and more
Your hand in mine -

You have shown me a new way to love.
Much laughter, joyfilled heart,
We are one... together.
A new way to love, you have given me.
Your sighs of love
Fulfill every empty and shattered dream.
You have made whole
the broken soul of abused love.
Here we are, hand in hand,
nose touching nose,
eye to eye,
we have... a Quiet Love.

- Rose T Koubek -

birthday party with-

Derek Jeter
DOB-26th June
New Jersey, USA
Baseball Player

Kevin Pietersen
DOB-27th June
England
Cricket Player

John Cusack
DOB-28th June
USA
Actor

i-candy views-
best tourist places1
best tourist places2
best tourist places3

interesting facts-

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The average person laughs 15 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Helium is a colourless, odourless, tasteless inert gas at room temperature and makes up about 0.0005% of the air we breathe.
Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in the world.
A cesium atom in an atomic clock beats over nine billion times a second.
Cleopatras real name was Auletes.
Originally, BMW was an airplane engine manufacturer.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-23T10:10:00.005+05:30

laughing gas-
FACT OF LIFE :

If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”
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The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love
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Santa: ek truck ko dekh kar bhaga
Banta: kyon bhag raha hai
Santa: are ek bar meri biwi ko ek truck wala leke bhaga tha
Banta: to
Santa: kahi wapas dene to nahi aya isliye bhag jata hu
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Santa falls in Love with a nurse.
He thinks of writing a Love letter to her.
He thinks..
thinks..
thinks &
finally writes,
I LOVE U SISTER!
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A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no one will touch your mom”

fun tube-

expression of love-

"ALL BECAUSE OF YOU"
Its all because of you,
I'm never sad and blue,
You've brightened up my day's
In you own special way.

How can I get you to understand,
That I love you more than I can,
How can I get you to see,
Your the only girl for me,

Its all because of you,
My dreams came true,
Your everything Ive wished for,
and I could never wish for more.

I cant describe how much I care,
But when you need me I will be there,
To wipe your tears when you are sad,
To make you happy when you are mad,

Nobody is as special as you are to me,
Now I hope you are beginning to see,
Just how much I care for you,
And all my feeling will always be true.

- Dusty Fletcher -
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"Broken Heart"
You went away and left me
with a broken heart
I cried in pain, I drooped,
I felt too much hurt
That promise of a bright, beautiful,
wonderful tomorrow,
Now covers with a vast haze of sorrow,
that blurs the chances for it to come true.

I tried to be brisk with that painful
circumstance, but I couldn't think
Bewildered,so drenched by heavy rains,
as very lonesome at the brink
I wondered how, wondered why
it had to end that way
How I wish, everything that happened
was just some part of a play.

- Maribella Buzon -
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"PROMISE"
I will love you with all my heart,
To have forever - never to part.
This is a promise engrained in me,
Take my hand and let it be.
I will go to the ends of the earth
if that is what you need,
Just say yes and let your soul take the lead.
This is a promise at the core of me,
Kiss my lips and let this be.
I will wipe your tears with no questions asked,
No more will your feelings be masked.
This is a promise I make to you,
Look into my eyes and follow through.
I will know how to hold you
just by the look in your eye,
I will never forget -
not even on the day that I die.
This is a promise of my passion for you,
smile at me and make it true.
I will support you even
when I cannot support myself anymore,
I will dig deeper and
find the hidden strength at my inner core.
This promise means I sacrifice all of me for you,
Understand this- and make our lives anew.
I will love you with everything so deep inside,
And to only you - this gift I shall confide.
This is a promise so incredibly real,
kiss me my love and you shall feel.

- Diana Lynn -

birthday party with-

Zinedine Zidane
DOB-23rd June
Marseille, France
Footballer

Lionel Messi
DOB-24th June
Rosario, Argentina
Footballer

Karishma Kapoor
DOB-25th June
Indian
Actress

i-candy views-
best tourist places1
best tourist places2
best tourist places3

interesting facts-

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
A bird 'chews' with its stomach.
Florida has more tornadoes per square mile than any other state.
Mexico City is sinking at a rate of 18 inches per year.
Armadillos, opossums and sloth's spend about 80% of their lives sleeping.
A coin is heavier than a hummingbird.
An elephant can smell water three miles away.
Tasmania is said to have the cleanest air in the world.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.
The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately 69 years.
The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.
Hydrofluoric acid can dissolve glass.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-20T11:14:00.021+05:30

laughing gas-
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

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Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“i’ve a company that make
Tissue Papers …”

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Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked "Is bhains ko ghar kyon layi ho?"
Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri hai!"
Husband: "Bakri se hi pooch raha hoon"

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don't use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON'T CALL ME NOW.

expression of love-

"Love Spell"
Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.

- Ana Martinez -
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"Every Second Beat"
If I had a thousand pages,
I could never name them all,
The reasons that I love you,
For the list would be too tall.

I love you for the melody,
I hear within your voice.
The way your blue eyes hold me,
A captive, but by choice.

I love you for your gentle hands,
That melt away my pain.
I love you for your loving heart,
That made mine beat again.

I love you for your loving smile,
With which my old heart soars.
These are some of the reasons,
Every second beat is yours.

- Mark Liverance -
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"Believe"
What Is There,
To Believe In During Life,
Nothing Lasts,
Aside From Strife,
Life May Perish,
Life May End,
Our Soul We May Give,
Our Soul We May Spend,
But Our Love,
That Eternal Flame,
Will Never Dim,
Will Never Change,
It Will Forever Last,
When All Other Lights Leave,
For You Light My Life,
You Make Me Believe.

- Tyler Dohrn -

birthday party with-
Nicole Kidman
DOB-20th June
Australian
Actress

Prince William
DOB-21st June
Prince Charles
& Princess Diana's
heir to the
British Throne

Dan Brown
DOB-22nd June
American
Author
(The Da Vinci Code)

i-candy views-
best tourist places1
best tourist places2
best tourist places3

interesting facts-

There are 206 bones in the adult human body and there are 300 in children (as they grow some of the bones fuse together).
The blue whale can produce sounds up to 188 decibels. This is the loudest sound produced by a living animal and has been detected as far away as 530 miles.
The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.
The wristwatch was invented in 1904 by Louis Cartier.
The moon is one million times drier than the Gobi Desert.
It takes 70% less energy to produce a ton of paper from recycled paper than from trees.
A car traveling at 80 km/h uses half its fuel to overcome wind resistance.
Bulls are known to be colorblind. It’s a black-and-white life for them.
Brainpower, a garden caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
Ostrich's eye is bigger that its brain.
Hummingbirds can't walk.
The United States consumes 25% of all the world’s energy.
Just 20 seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
Ants do not sleep.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-19T11:19:00.011+05:30

laughing gas-
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

expression of love-

"Until I Met You"
Before I met you,
I thought I was happy,
and I was,
but I had never known
the rich contentment,
deep satisfaction,
and total fulfillment
you brought to me
when you came into my life.
Before I met you,
I felt a lot of things,
good things,
but I had never experienced
the indescribably intense
feelings I have for you.
Before I met you,
I thought I knew myself,
and I did,
but you looked deep inside me
and found fresh new things
for us to share.
Before I met you,
I thought I knew about love,
but I didn’t,
until I met you.
-By Joanna Fuchs-

birthday party with-

Rahul Gandhi
DOB-19th June
Indian
Politician

i-candy views-
best tourist places
interesting facts-

The World's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up to 5 feet in length.
The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com.
All babies are color blind when they are born.
97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
Austria was the first country to use postcards.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-18T13:54:00.006+05:30

laughing gas-
When I was a Cute Child,

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish
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HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a Cold Drink
& asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?
---------------------------------
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead.

expression of love-
The moment i saw you cry
My world came crashing down
To see those tears fall from your eyes
Turned my smile into a frown
I wanted to hold you
Make everything alright
But there was nothing i could do
To stop you from crying tonight
I felt like a failure
To myself and to you
But you said that was nothing
That i could do
I held you close
And made your pain my own
I tried to make it feel
Like you were home
You kissed me softly
Said you would be alright
But there was something in your eyes
That had me worried that night
And to this day i promise
Not to let you cry alone
And to take the pain you feel
And make it my own
-Jodie Lea-

birthday party with-
James Paul McCartney
DOB-18th June
Liverpool, England
Composer, musician,
artist etc.

i-candy views-
best tourist places

interesting facts-

The eyes of the chameleon can move independently & can see in two different directions at the same time.
The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft.
The oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs called creosote bushes in the Mojave Desert.
There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.
Tongue is the only muscle in human body that is attached at only one end
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-17T14:14:00.011+05:30

laughing gas-
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2:We were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2: During lecture in maths class
(Think +ve)
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend".

expression of love-
Beauty and love are all my dream;
They change not with the changing day;
Love stays forever like a stream
That flows but never flows away;

And beauty is the bright sun-bow
That blossoms on the spray that showers
Where the loud water falls below,
Making a wind among the flowers.
-Andrew Young-

birthday party with-
Leander Paes
DOB-17th June
Indian
Tennis Star

i-candy views-
best tourist places

interesting facts-

Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
Kiwi is the bird which has no wings at all.
In human body, blood flows 16,80,000 miles in 24 hours.
US dollar is also referred as Greenback.
Largest continent- Asia
Smallest continent- Australia
Booker prize is given in the field of fiction writing.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-16T11:14:00.030+05:30

laugh riots-
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich
by promising to protect each from the other.
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Teacher Ne 1 Bache Ki Mother Ko Likha K Bache Ko Nehla K School Bheja Karen,
Mother Ne Notes Parhne K Baad Likha K
Bache Ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!
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Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

love poems-
You always seem to take my breath away.
I try to tell you but the nerves get in the way.
I try to tell you what's inside.
Let all my feelings out as high as the sky.
They would reach the stars up above.
How I feel for you. The undying love.
I want you to know that my heart is in your hands.
I'll do what it takes whatever I can.
To make you happy and make you smile.
When were together even if it's for a while.
I truly love every moment with you.
This feeling for you is so new.
There's no more a hole in my heart.
Cause your in my life. You filled that part.
-Silver Sky-

birthday party with.......

Erich Segal
DOB:16th June
Brooklyn, NY
Author (Love Story)

i-candy walls-
Geysers Valley

interesting facts-

Sharks are immune to disease that is they do not suffer from any disease.
The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their brain.
Antartica is the coldest continent avg. temperature -76 degree celsius in winter.
The first British University to admit women for degree courses was London University.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-15T12:43:00.023+05:30

laugh riots-
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called someone in the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”

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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said, “CHING CHONG, MOU CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

love poems-
One Year Of Happiness

One year of holding hands
One year of hugging,
One year of laughing,
One year of cuddling.

One year of loving
One year of kissing
One year of touching
One year of romancing.

One year of your love
One year of my love,
One year of our love
One year of true love.

Baby one year with you
Is a year of happiness,
A year of passion,
A year of joy,
A year blessed.

- Melissa Joseph -

birthday party with.......
Lakshmi N. Mittal
DOB:15th June
Indian, Industrialist
Chairman (ArcelorMittal)
5th on the Forbes World's Richest People in 2010

i-candy walls-
victoria falls zimbabwe

interesting facts-

Zambia is also known as "country of copper".
Rabbit and Parrot are the only two animals that can see behind themselves wihtout turning their heads.
The first Pakistani to receive the Nobel Prize was Abdul Salam.
Nickname of New York city is "Big Apple".
Dollar is the most common currency name followed by franc, pound, dinar, peso and rupee.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-14T10:53:00.016+05:30

laugh a bit-
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

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Before Marriage:-

He: Yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
She: Do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: Do you love me ?
He: Of course! over n over!
She: Have u ever cheated on me?
He: No! y r u even asking?
She: Will u go on wid me on picnic?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will u hit me ?
He: R u crazy? I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust u?
He: Yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage............
Now simply read from bottom to top.

love bites-
Love is..........
Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,
Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start.
- Meghan -

share your birthday with.......
Steffi Graf
DOB:14th June
Germany
Tennis Player

i-catchy picx-
wonders

knowledge quotient-

Malaysia is the largest producer of rubber in the world.
The earlier name of New York city war New Amsterdam.
Anthony Greco, aged 18, was the first person arrested for spam (unsolicited instant messages) on 21Feb., 2005.
Amazon.com was formerly known as Cadabra.com.
When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-13T11:44:00.024+05:30

laugh a bit-
A student was asked to write
a signboard of traffic rules near
the college campus.
He wrote :
'Drive Carefully!
Dont kill the students
wait for the Teachers

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

love bites-
Your Name
I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.

- Jessica Blade -
share your birthday with....
Chris Cairns

DOB:13th June
New Zealand
Cricketer

i-catchy picx-
wonders

knowledge quotient-

The first steam powered train was invented by Robert Stephenson. It was called the Rocket.
Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.
A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.
In Human Body every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.
India exports software to 90 countries.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-12T10:17:00.044+05:30

laugh a bit-

Whenever u fall down,
Never lose hope,
Gather ur courage n strength.
Just get up n tell ur bartender
1 MORE......
ON THE ROCKS PLZ....
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Relationship
1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. Its important to have a woman who can make u laugh.
3. Its important to have a woman who u can trust & doesnt lie.
4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with u.
5. Its very, very important that these four woman dont know each other.

love bites-

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.

- Laura Veronica Merodio -

share your birthday with.....
Adriana Lima
DOB:12th June
Brazil
SuperModel

i-catchy picx-
WONDERS OF THE WORLD

knowledge quotient-

Indians go out to the movies 3 billion time a year, much more than any other nation.
Two-third of world's kidnappings occur in Columbia.
More than a third of world's airports are in USA.
The smallest bone in the human body is stapes bone which is located in the ear.
Laika the dog was first living thing which was sent to the space.

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-11T09:35:00.014+05:30

laugh a bit-

Next year IPL will be played in PAK, facilities on offer will be

1. Security by Taliban and Al-Quaeda.

2. Cheer girls will dance in closed with no cameras.

3. Bomb blast after every sixer.

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What is the most common scene in bed after a few years of marriage? guess.....

Hips meet each other more often than lips...!!!

love bites-

What I Love About You

I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.

I love the way you say, "I Love You,"And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

- Crystal Jansen -

share your birthday with.....

Laloo Prasad Yadav

DOB: 11th June

Indian

Politician

Chief of RJD(Rashtriya Janta Dal)

i-catchy picx-

wonders of the world

knowledge quotient-

The largest employer in the world is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.
Shahrukh Khan has had a book released on himself called 'King of Bollywood' written by Anupama Chopra.
The largest body of fresh water in the world is Lake Superior.
The largest dog in the world is the "Irish Wolfhound".
The four largest nations are Russia, China, USA and Canada

Halka-Foolka

2010-06-10T10:41:00.006+05:30

laugh a bit-

Angrej and Santa in toilet

Angrej to Santa : Good Morning! How do u do?

Santa replied: Good Morning! We open the zip and do.

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A husband and his wife were in sound sleep

Wife murmured in sleep hey ! get out my husband has come.

Suddenly husband jumped out of window and ran away.

love bites-

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

- Courtney Kuchta -

share your birthday with.....

Elizabeth Hurley

DOB: 10th june

British

Actress

Model

i-catchy picx-

tsunami

knowledge quotient-

Chess was invented in India
From all the oxygen that a human breathes, twenty percent goes to the brain
The coldest outdoor temperature ever recorded on earth was 127 below zero in Antarctica on August 24, 1960.
India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
All mammals have tongues.