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		<title>Jews for Jesus; Isn’t that an Oxymoron?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may have stumbled onto the most confused religious group on the planet and considering how confused Christians are that&#8217;s saying a lot, but yes gentle reader, I have found a group that is even more confused than the Christians. They call themselves Jews for Jesus. What the&#8230;?


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I may have stumbled onto the most confused religious group on the planet and considering how confused Christians are that&#8217;s saying a lot, but yes gentle reader, I have found a group that is even more confused than the Christians. They call themselves <em><a href="http://www.jewsforjesus.org/">Jews for Jesus.</a></em> What the&#8230;?</p>
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<p>Without going into a long theological discussion of the differences between Judaism and Christianity, we really only need to understand two facts to realize just how confused these folks are. First, Jesus was a Jew, although I&#8217;d swear most Christians think he was a white man. The second fact is that even though Jews believe in the man called Jesus they do not believe that he is or was the Messiah. The primary reasons are that he did not fulfill the Messianic prophecies &#8212; namely bringing peace to the world &#8212; and he wasn&#8217;t a descendant of King David. </p>
<p>So, now a group of Jews called <em>Jews for Jesus</em> are sending missionaries to all the places in the world inhabited by Jews and trying to convert them to Christianity. Rumor has it that the organization is funded largely by the Baptists. D&#8217;oh!<br />
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		<title>God Takes Erica Campbell From Us</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 17:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[About a year ago I wrote about porn star Crissy Moran finding God and begging her members to cancel their memberships and just last week Raven Riley announced her retirement from the porn business. Now, in another tragic blow for the dark side, Erica Campbell has been lured away. The good news is that there [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hammeruncut.com/pics/erica-campbell.jpg" alt="erica campbell" />About a year ago I wrote about porn star <a href="http://www.hammeruncut.com/god-talks-to-porn-star-crissy-moran/">Crissy Moran finding God</a> and begging her members to cancel their memberships and just last week Raven Riley announced her retirement from the porn business. Now, in another tragic blow for the dark side, Erica Campbell has been lured away. The good news is that there is already so much of her content on the Net that we won&#8217;t notice she&#8217;s gone for quite a while but still, c&#8217;mon, it&#8217;s starting to become an issue of principal here. </p>
<blockquote><p>I have been looking so long and so hard for someone to love me. Love ME for ME. Fill that hole in my soul. Complete me. All this time the only thing standing in my way was me. I have been blind and wrong. On so many levels for so long.</p>
<p>I have decided to leave the world of adult and porn behind me&#8230;.and follow the lord. I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior and am devoting my life to HIS WILL. I have found the one thing that can, will and DOES fill that void&#8230;and that&#8217;s GOD.</p></blockquote>
<p>Unfortunately she still hasn&#8217;t found anyone to love her but at least Jesus has filled her hole. Read the rest of her <a href="http://www.clubericacampbell.com/">diatribe</a> here.</p>
<p>Crissy Moran was paid $15,000 a month and I can only guess that Ms. Campbell was making at least that much and neither of them were forced to do anything they didn&#8217;t want to. They were making more money than the vast majority of women and then BAM, they do a complete 180 and go off to evangelize against the evils of porn. I&#8217;m not sure about Erica&#8217;s future prospects but I remember reading on Crissy Moran&#8217;s MySpace page that she had no job skills and no prospects and she was actually begging people to help support her. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a thought. Before you get into the porn business, take the time to think about the consequences. Yes, people are going to recognize you in public. Yes, your family may not approve. Yes, you may meet a nice man that you want to marry and he may have a problem with your past life. Yes, you will get old and you have limited time to make money so invest the money and don&#8217;t spend it all. Yes, if you have kids, one day they will definitely find out what you do or did.</p>
<p>For those of you that like cute girls with great bodies and nice big real breasts, be sure to join Erica&#8217;s site. Don&#8217;t worry, it will still be around for a while even though she isn&#8217;t and I guarantee you that God won&#8217;t strike you dead. <a href="http://ericacampbell.com/">EricaCampbell.com</a>
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		<title>Will Gas Prices Ever Stop Going Up?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 14:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest news is that the U.S. is thinking about suing OPEC because they suspect price fixing. Are they just now figuring out that OPEC has been raping us for years and we&#8217;ve all just bent over and taken it or is it that they realize things have gotten out of control? It&#8217;s getting to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hammeruncut.com/pics/gas-sign.jpg" alt="high gas prices" />The latest news is that the U.S. is thinking about suing OPEC because they suspect price fixing. Are they just now figuring out that OPEC has been raping us for years and we&#8217;ve all just bent over and taken it or is it that they realize things have gotten out of control? It&#8217;s getting to the point where people will have to start driving less and putting plans for long trips on hold and spending less on non essentials so they can afford to buy gas. We&#8217;re either in or heading into a recession but if the gas prices keep rising we could be looking at a depression.</p>
<p>The sun is over our heads every day and yet solar power is considered an experiment. By now we should be getting a large percentage of our power from the sun. We also can produce cars that run on hydrogen, but again, it&#8217;s still treated as experimental and even though BMW and other auto manufacturers already have cars waiting in the wings that are designed to run on hydrogen, no one is driving them. How long will it be until there are enough places to fill up with hydrogen to make those cars practical?</p>
<p>Then there are electric cars. And I&#8217;m not talking about fancy golf carts that can&#8217;t hit the minimum speed limit. Check out the <a href="http://www.teslamotors.com">Tesla</a>. It looks as good as a Ferrari, does 0-60 in 3.9 seconds (beating a Porsche Carrera), the batteries are guaranteed for 100,000 miles, it can go 200 miles per charge and costs less than $.02 a mile to run which is about a tenth of what it costs most of you. At $100,000 it&#8217;s not cheap but if you calculate what you&#8217;ll save over a few years it seems almost affordable and if it wasn&#8217;t a rare specialty car but rather mass produced, I&#8217;m sure they could be built for a very reasonable price.</p>
<p>Perhaps the silver lining in all of this is that maybe now that gas prices are more than just annoyingly high but have gotten unaffordably high we&#8217;ll actually make some forward progress in alternative fuel development and go from dabbling and experimenting to actually producing and using.
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		<title>My Prediction Comes True; Mysterious Suicide of D.C. Madam</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 13:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Almost exactly one year ago I wrote an article about the arrest of the D.C. Madam and made the following prediction which came true yesterday: &#8220;I predict that the D.C. Madam will die of mysterious causes some time this year and the rest of the list will disappear, if she doesn’t enter the witness protection [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hammeruncut.com/pics/dc-madam.jpg" alt="D.C. Madam" />Almost exactly one year ago I wrote an article about the arrest of the D.C. Madam and made the following prediction which came true yesterday: &#8220;I predict that the D.C. Madam will die of mysterious causes some time this year and the rest of the list will disappear, if she doesn’t enter the witness protection program very soon.&#8221; <a href="http://www.hammeruncut.com/countdown-to-mysterious-death-of-dc-madam-predict-when-to-win-an-ipod/">Read the rest of that post here.<br />
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Sadly, no one won the 80GB Video iPod I offered as the prize to the person that predicted the exact date and yes, my prediction did state that the death would occur in 2007, but apparently someone was more patient than I expected.</p>
<p>Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the D.C. Madam, was found dead yesterday in a shed near her mother&#8217;s house in Tarpon Springs, FL. Police believe she hanged herself although I&#8217;m pretty sure she had some help.</p>
<p>At the time of her arrest Ms. Palfrey threatened to release a book listing the identities of her customers, some of whom were apparently quite important. Even Dick Cheney&#8217;s name was rumored to be on the list. Ultimately, only three names from the list were made public. Randall Tobias, a deputy secretary of state, who resigned immediately; Harlan Ullman, a military analyst that helped design the &#8220;shock and awe&#8221; strategy used in Iraq: and Senator David Vitter from Louisiana who has so far kept his job although his chances for re-election seem dubious.</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/05/01/the-story-ends-for-the-dc-madam/?hp">The New York Times</a>
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		<description><![CDATA[Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spent millions of dollars of their own and other people&#8217;s money and in the end it will all become a futile waste of time and money because neither of them will defeat John McCain in the election.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spent millions of dollars of their own and other people&#8217;s money and in the end it will all become a futile waste of time and money because neither of them will defeat John McCain in the election.
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is an experiment of sorts. It is being written and posted directly from my new Samsung i760 with a slide out qwerty keyboard. (The thought of writing anything more than short text messages on the tiny keys of a Blackberry or worse yet by using the numeric keypad on a cell phone doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hammeruncut.com/pics/i760.jpg" alt="Samsung i760" />This post is an experiment of sorts. It is being written and posted directly from my new Samsung i760 with a slide out qwerty keyboard. (The thought of writing anything more than short text messages on the tiny keys of a Blackberry or worse yet by using the numeric keypad on a cell phone doesn&#8217;t appeal to me.) What&#8217;s the point of the experiment? Well, somehow I get the feeling that with the advent of the iPhone and Pocket PCs and the need we all have to share experiences and opinions and the average person&#8217;s need to get news the instant it happens, Moblogging (mobile blogging) offers the perfect opportunity to bring these two things together.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m seriously considering starting a separate blog that will be run solely from my mobile phone. I haven&#8217;t decided on a theme yet but it will be something that lends itself to the medium. Maybe I&#8217;ll call it Speed Blogger and all of my posts will be done while driving really fast. Photos for the posts would probably be mostly of irate drivers expressing their opinions of my technique or of Highway Patrol officers writing citations or of my cell mates asking, &#8220;What are you in for?&#8221; but it might be fun.
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		<title>Photo of Obama Shooting Himself in the Foot. Ouch!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rapist Caught Because of Bad Breath</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When police officers question the victim of a rape, one of the first things they ask is if the woman can identify her attacker. Occasionally the victim knows the rapist which helps speed up the process but in most cases the cops have to work with a description.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hammeruncut.com/pics/breath-savers.jpg" alt="breath savers" />When police officers question the victim of a rape, one of the first things they ask is if the woman can identify her attacker. Occasionally the victim knows the rapist which helps speed up the process but in most cases the cops have to work with a description.</p>
<blockquote><p>Cop: What did the man look like?</p>
<p>Victim: I don&#8217;t know, he was wearing a mask.</p>
<p>Cop: How about his height and build. Tall, short, fat, skinny?</p>
<p>Victim: Average</p>
<p>Cop: Did he have any identifying marks, like a tattoo?</p>
<p>Victim: I don&#8217;t know, he was wearing long sleeves and gloves&#8230; Wait, there is one thing.</p>
<p>Cop: Yes?</p>
<p>Victim: He had incredibly bad breath.</p></blockquote>
<p>Normally, that last bit of information wouldn&#8217;t be extremely helpful because lots of people have bad breath but in this case it turned out that the rapist had exactly the same bad breath as the victim&#8217;s boss, Tuen K. Lee. </p>
<p>Fortunately his DNA was also found at the scene and he was arrested and convicted of rape yesterday by a Norfolk, Massachusetts Superior Court.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, Mr. Lee&#8217;s whereabouts are currently unknown. He failed to show up for the final day of the trial. Local authorities are asking anyone that comes in contact with an average-looking Asian man with bad breath to get in touch with them right away.</p>
<p>I predict that there are going to be a lot of rape victims describing their attackers as having &#8220;minty fresh breath&#8221; for a while.</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1033893">Boston Herald</a>
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		<title>A New Way for Morons to Pay Less Attention to Their Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll admit that I use my cell phone while I&#8217;m driving and I realize that at times I&#8217;m not as attentive to my driving as I should be, but how many times have you been behind a driver using a cell phone that is going too slow or obviously not paying attention to what they&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-h_LyOYS9Y"><img src="http://www.hammeruncut.com/pics/cam-driver.jpg"></a>I&#8217;ll admit that I use my cell phone while I&#8217;m driving and I realize that at times I&#8217;m not as attentive to my driving as I should be, but how many times have you been behind a driver using a cell phone that is going too slow or obviously not paying attention to what they&#8217;re doing and it dawns on your just how dangerous it can really be? In some states it&#8217;s a law that you can&#8217;t drive while using a cell phone unless you have a hands-free mic. But now&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;now there are morons that talk to camcorders while they&#8217;re driving.</p>
<p>Vlogging is becoming quite popular and is seemingly more popular than podcasting. I guess because people like watching someone talk to them more than just listening to someone talking to them. A lot of vloggers will walk while holding their camcorders to add some interest to their videos. I saw one the other day where a guy had a camera mounted on his motorcycle helmet and was recording his vlog while weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. However, this geektard wins the prize and I&#8217;ve got a feeling that soon, she&#8217;ll be honored with a Darwin Award. </p>
<p>Rashisha posted this video on YouTube but unfortunately turned off the embed option so you&#8217;ll have to follow <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-h_LyOYS9Y#qA8Tx62kbhs">this link</a> to watch it. Notice how many times she fixes her hair, how much time she spends looking at the camera instead of the road, and how little time her freaking hands are actually on the steering wheel.
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		<title>Just For Men Hair Color’s New Spokesman; Osama bin Laden</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Combe Incorporated, manufacturer of Just For Men hair color, has just announced the signing of Osama bin Laden as the company&#8217;s newest spokesman. As you can see in the newly released video below, bin Laden&#8217;s usually shaggy beard is not only neatly trimmed, but has gone from mostly grey to black.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.hammeruncut.com/pics/just-for-men.jpg">Combe Incorporated, manufacturer of <a href="http://www.justformen.com/home.shtml">Just For Men</a> hair color, has just announced the signing of Osama bin Laden as the company&#8217;s newest spokesman. As you can see in the newly released video below, bin Laden&#8217;s usually shaggy beard is not only neatly trimmed, but has gone from mostly grey to black.</p>
<p>Sales of Just For Men have slumped recently as more men are becoming comfortable with looking their age and fewer are resorting to hair dyes to maintain a youthful appearance. The company hopes the dramatic change in bin Laden&#8217;s appearance will help reverse that trend.</p>
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