tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71130948224037011242011-07-08T21:07:57.014+08:00來賓請至各樓層參觀選購，祝您購物愉快！hold住先生http://www.blogger.com/profile/12239239581005802987noreply@blogger.comBlogger262125HarmlessStorehttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-14074888001322977502009-09-20T20:19:00.006+08:002009-09-20T20:51:33.925+08:002009-09-20T20:51:33.925+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SrYetJhgeMI/AAAAAAAAAkY/WQRnip5G4KU/s1600-h/100_1057.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383524165567412418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SrYetJhgeMI/AAAAAAAAAkY/WQRnip5G4KU/s320/100_1057.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#993399;"><strong>你好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</strong></span><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div>過了一個非常難忘的生日，因為有兩位處女座夥伴，好像做了一個彩色的夢，收到好多人的祝福和關心，壯妞很開心，原來，很多努力並不是白費的，很多眼淚也不是白流的，它們被通通被收到心裡，豢養心底那頭獸，繼續唱著青春的歌！<br /><br />很高興還能繼續做自己喜歡的事，例如打球，也終於去學了如何丟瓶子，雖然老是傷痕累累又笨手笨腳，雖然被工作搞得灰頭土臉，但只要有這些可愛的胡蘿蔔，還有一些諧星陪伴，日子就還能開心的滾下去。<br /><br />某種程度上告別了青春期，卻也更確定自己的方向，祝我生日快樂！<br /><br /><div></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，壯妞館生日非常快樂，青春萬歲！</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-1407488800132297750?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-58643149580569954422009-09-06T13:25:00.003+08:002009-09-06T13:35:17.660+08:002009-09-06T13:35:17.660+08:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Io4NBPFAH2c&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;"></embed><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">找不到腰電音趴替-必點high歌</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">boys!</span> <span style="color:#ff9900;">boys!</span> <span style="color:#ffff33;">boys!</span></span></strong></p><p align="center">Gaga小姐是壯妞的新歡!!!她的歌都超high的!!!</p><p><strong><span style="color:#ffff33;"></span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-5864314958056995442?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-4534232691038356172009-08-06T21:12:00.005+08:002009-08-07T13:47:55.476+08:002009-08-07T13:47:55.476+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X7LVU8dNl5I&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">你好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p>放假三步驟：1.查人事行政局網站 2.看電視以防網路假消息 3.將噗浪改為休假模式 </p><p>ps全聯先生防颱裝備就是壯妞曾介紹的<a href="http://harmlessstore.blogspot.com/search/label/時尚">紫色時尚拖</a>。</p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，壯妞館已做好防颱準備，放假萬歲！</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-453423269103835617?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-27709458155803755812009-08-05T21:12:00.006+08:002009-08-05T21:35:15.974+08:002009-08-05T21:35:15.974+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mx9ocubowMs&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;"></embed><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#993399;">你好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p><br />"It's these small things that make you remember someone. And beacuse of little imperfection that makes people perfect. "<br /></p><p>from逝世不久的馬來西亞知名電影與廣告導演Yasmin Ahmad的新TVC </p><p><span style="color:#993399;"><strong>歡迎光臨，壯妞館向2009年裡許多RIP的星星及詹姆士致敬，imperfect萬歲！<br /></p></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-2770945815580375581?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-63311326612775756562009-07-28T10:54:00.003+08:002009-07-28T14:39:28.372+08:002009-07-28T14:39:28.372+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TZZ4ftYSm08&amp;hl=" width="480" height="295" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">你好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong> </p><p>我看到的都不是我想的，我想的都不是我看到的，你看到了什麼？</p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館人人都看到了，MAGIC萬歲！</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-6331132661277575656?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-89329797254148290152009-07-26T20:34:00.010+08:002009-07-26T20:59:48.414+08:002009-07-26T20:59:48.414+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x58vkIxgW3w&amp;hl=" fs="1&amp;" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">你好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong> </p><p></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">前情提要：范文芳飾演政府部門宣傳部的女主管(周曇雅)，葛米星(林定水)則是他的下屬，有天發生了一場嚴重車禍，竟讓兩人互換身體，引發一連串的誤會及笑料，也帶出以諷刺手法呈現政府部門體制的問題，以及公務員的駝鳥心態。</span></p><p><p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fFlmu7-aORg&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p>1.我愛范文芳(她有一系列都演很man的女孩，超愛!!!)</p><p>2.我愛新加坡台語、英文及國語交錯的俏皮口音</p><p>3.我突然想起很機掰的"機盒大人"</p><p>4.我愛死了這些狗屁倒灶的官僚體制</p><p>5.我愛明天，又可以回到"我在xx部門的日子"bravo!</p><p><span style="color:#993399;"><strong>歡迎光臨，在壯妞館人人都愛xx部門，上班萬歲！</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-8932979725414829015?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com191tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-79057788290940361552009-07-19T23:19:00.005+08:002009-07-19T23:39:21.986+08:002009-07-19T23:39:21.986+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UnAEGJtbvLM&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">你好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong> </p><p>壯妞最近生活真是一團亂，有在follow進度的除了痞子英雄和韓版流星花園外，就是麥奇了!</p><p>麥奇的家庭真可愛，開朗的一號表情配上機歪的台詞，可以重複好幾次，最後end in奇怪的笑點和幸福無比的笑聲：「啊哈哈哈哈哈 啊哈哈哈哈哈 啊哈哈哈哈哈」。剛開始看有點像日本語教學影片，一句話重複好幾次，後來就發現其笑點只能意會，無法言傳，莫名奇妙的劇情真是讓人拍案叫絕，會一直期待新角色出現!!!</p><p>聽說新一季新登場的川北家，都會以無限「科科科科科科科」出場，真是太有趣了。</p><p><span style="color:#993399;"><strong>歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都愛麥奇，啊哈哈哈哈哈萬歲！</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-7905778829094036155?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-24421662080004242472009-06-07T13:25:00.006+08:002009-06-07T13:52:16.067+08:002009-06-07T13:52:16.067+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wHm6jKoHZo&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong> </p><p>看過啵啵啵的無嘴貓嗎？</p><p>對，背景音樂就是壯妞的新偶像──鼠先輩！</p><p>2008年日本最紅的演歌歌手，35歲才出道的新人，之前曾當過AV導演、男優及專欄作家，一出道就大受年輕人歡迎，他的啵啵啵之歌，手機鈴聲下載更是破百萬，只要聽過，無不對他認真詮釋的電棒頭、一再重複的啵啵啵留下深刻印象，不信您看：</p><p>(請一定要耐心看完，並且注意3:20左右開始，啵啵啵啵啵的專屬舞步)</p><p><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/65e9L7FL-do&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;"></embed></p><p></p><p>最玄妙的是最後面幾度回馬槍的啵啵啵，以為快沒了但又以副歌的型式霸占了壓軸的啵啵啵，現在，你的腦中應該也開始啵啵啵啵啵啵了吧！就不要抗拒地一起加入啵啵啵啵啵的行列吧！</p><p>可惜，這位大叔似乎發完這張單曲後，就決定退出演藝圈了，為諧星界留下一件傳奇及伏筆。</p><p><a href="http://blog.roodo.com/rasheed/archives/9168363.html">關於更多精彩的鼠先輩，都在司林巴地！</a></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都愛啵啵啵，認真的喜感最帥氣萬歲！</span></strong><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-2442166208000424247?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-21655066760331136772009-05-31T13:41:00.004+08:002009-05-31T13:55:45.027+08:002009-05-31T13:55:45.027+08:00<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N6xoFhkthls&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N6xoFhkthls&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p>I need shot.</p><p>I need shot of ambition.</p><p>I need hit.</p><p>I need hit of nutrition</p><p>I need a fix.</p><p>I need to fix my ignition.</p><p>(大家一起來) fa-fa-fa-fafafa! fa-fa-fa-fafafa!</p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都愛發發發，連假萬歲！</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-2165506676033113677?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-71584917238433701622009-05-25T00:06:00.003+08:002009-05-25T00:14:31.942+08:002009-05-25T00:14:31.942+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/otQzhqjgU9g&amp;hl=" width="480" height="295" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p>介紹壯妞最近的新歡：<a href="http://www.wretch.cc/blog/matzka030191/">Matzka &amp; di hot</a></p><p>highlight是中間的間奏是雷鬼式的「抖~冷~筍~」XDDDD (還有迴音~及觀眾合抖~~)</p><p>請耐心聽完，您一定會愛上他們！</p><p>I love them no haha! <span style="font-size:85%;color:#333333;">譯：我愛他們，不是開玩笑地。</span></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都是一朵花，喔買尬萬歲！</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-7158491723843370162?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-79116283019122783932009-05-03T13:52:00.008+08:002009-05-03T22:05:06.442+08:002009-05-03T22:05:06.442+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/Sf0xcxfHvOI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/9MmjFrizmkc/s1600-h/Theme.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331471904266501346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/Sf0xcxfHvOI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/9MmjFrizmkc/s400/Theme.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>Finding Never Never Land</strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">photography by Nangilima Photography</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">exhibition by Stockholm Style</span></div><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>最近壯妞在忙什麼？</strong><br /><br />最近壯妞很認真的把自己認識的北歐設計和經驗重新整理，跟別人組了團隊看能不能做點事--<a href="http://www.stockholmstyle.se/">Stockholm Style</a>，跟瑞典的朋友找了<a href="http://www.stockholmstyle.se/works/works_01.htm">十幾位瑞典新銳設計師</a>的作品，在台灣新一代設計展裡設攤展示，如果大家在<strong>5/14(四)-5/17(日)</strong>有空的話，請來找我玩耍！<br /><br /><br /><strong>所以這個展在幹嘛？</strong><br /><br />「為什麼北歐設計某些人說了算？」<br />「北歐設計不是只有黃藍風格、簡約冷靜和平整包裝嗎？」<br />「好像擁有了一件北歐精品，就會自我感覺良好。」<br /><br /><br />這麼講，未免也太小看北歐設計了，那跟我所知的好像不一樣，為什麼我們要等著某雜誌或作家來告訴我們第二手的北歐設計，如果可以，為什麼不能直接用我們的觀點去理解北歐設計，既然它的魅力就在於「感覺」及「自然」。<br /><br />於是，以「Finding Never Never Land」為展名，希望透過來自不同文化領域設計師創作，以瑞典設計的拆解、重組與串連，突顯出設計這樣一個「溫暖人心、充滿人性」的特性，我們努力找到幾位設計師願意參展，甚至有幾位願意來台灣現場創作。<br /><br />這麼說並不是一味抱外國設計大腿，如果有一個場合，不分國籍地，可以讓所有可能的人事物相遇、而且發生，用心看到別人，也讓自己被看到，並且激出火花，那不是很棒嗎？<br /><br /><br />這是一個壯妞的北歐練習曲，熱情地邀請無害百貨的各位來找壯妞玩！<br /><br /><br /><strong>Finding Never Never Land</strong><br />2009年新一代設計展<br />日期：2009.5.14(Thu)至5.17(Sun) 9:00-17:00<br />地點：世貿三館(台北市信義區松壽路6號)<br />策展單位： <a href="http://www.stockholmstyle.se/">http://www.stockholmstyle.se/</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-7911628301912278393?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-55578192904112187112009-05-03T13:04:00.009+08:002009-05-03T13:21:53.484+08:002009-05-03T13:21:53.484+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_OBlgSz8sSM&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p>查理熱，你跟上了沒？</p><p>"恰~兒李~(漸高)、恰~兒李~ (推至最高) It really hurts" (帶哭腔尤佳)</p><p><br /><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都恰~兒李、恰~兒李，卑鄙萬歲！</span></strong></p><p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-5557819290411218711?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-69098321972691937432009-05-01T11:34:00.003+08:002009-05-01T11:40:03.171+08:002009-05-01T11:40:03.171+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B1Tc18haVRI&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p>真是寶刀未老，不愧是歌廳秀王！妹妹的網襪好搶戲XD</p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都愛冷涼，豬哥亮is back！</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;"></span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-6909832197269193743?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-4757426850875006942009-04-30T11:50:00.005+08:002009-05-31T13:53:28.419+08:002009-05-31T13:53:28.419+08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bqMq82S7OVQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bqMq82S7OVQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><strong>迷妹版</strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xqi_Ami4Lhw&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><br /><br /><strong>山寨版</strong></p><p>Sorry Sorry 我不爭氣地大笑了XDDDD</p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人sorry，迷妹萬歲！</span></strong></p><p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-475742685087500694?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-50403788784892702002009-04-30T10:55:00.003+08:002009-04-30T11:14:36.881+08:002009-04-30T11:14:36.881+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ftpWPTkclw0&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p><span style="color:#993399;"><strong>您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</strong></span></p><p>對長官及客戶提案前，應先放映的一段影片。</p><p>不用起立與鼓掌，只需耐心看完。</p><p>或者是廣告菜鳥的新生訓練，早點認清早點解脫～</p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都是砲灰，客戶永遠是對的！</span></strong><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-5040378878489270200?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-46030143157930483192009-04-28T12:48:00.002+08:002009-04-28T12:55:23.277+08:002009-04-28T12:55:23.277+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m-G_Pu1AEJs&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="560" height="340" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p>最近除了蘇姍大嬸外，另一位您不可不知的新角色</p><p>──獨角獸查兒~理！查兒~理！查兒~理！</p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都飆高音，查理萬歲！</span></strong></p><p><br /> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-4603014315793048319?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-49494785551945565942009-04-26T14:25:00.006+08:002009-04-26T14:34:14.723+08:002009-04-26T14:34:14.723+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hgkoq5OzsNg&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;"></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p>創意十足，語感過人！踩滑姐姐金架勇！</p><p>我想芝麻街或華爾街英語應該找她當代言人：</p><p>"學英文很local也很easy的喔"</p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都國際化，踩滑萬歲！</span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-4949478555194556594?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-60263771858421652712009-04-21T17:05:00.002+08:002009-04-21T17:19:58.770+08:002009-04-21T17:19:58.770+08:00來喔~來喔~ 來跳 恰!恰!恰!<br /><br />英文歌詞超high<br />翻得很用心哦<br />你想想看 以下歌詞怎麼翻?<br /><br /><br />繁華的夜都市　燈光閃閃熾<br />迷人的音樂又響起　引阮想著你<br />愛情的恰恰抹凍放抹記<br />心愛的在叨位<br /><br />想要甲你想要甲你　來跳恰恰恰<br />不知你是不知你是　走去叨位覓<br />飲落去飲落去不通漏氣<br />跳落去跳落去大家歡喜<br />手捧一杯愛情的酒　要來祝福你<br />愛情的恰恰糖甘蜜甜<br />可惜身邊的人　不是不是不是你<br /><br /><br />請看VCR→<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I5dWweifeDo&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I5dWweifeDo&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-6026377185842165271?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FaFanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-27797885509371029712009-04-13T19:31:00.003+08:002009-04-13T19:38:31.502+08:002009-04-13T19:38:31.502+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/70_cthUBG_w&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;"></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">暗黑close將超能代表我週一布魯斯症候群的症頭！(黑~黑~黑~)</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;"><strong>歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都不愛歐噴，close萬歲！</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-2779788550937102971?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-76850672634636123262009-04-12T21:12:00.006+08:002009-04-12T21:25:51.945+08:002009-04-12T21:25:51.945+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SeHo_HpVYDI/AAAAAAAAAkI/QARuCqQDTZE/s1600-h/DSC00297.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323792405610455090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SeHo_HpVYDI/AAAAAAAAAkI/QARuCqQDTZE/s320/DSC00297.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"><strong>您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#6600cc;"><br /></span><span style="color:#000000;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">這年頭如此放感情且豪氣的滷味不多見了！</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><p></p></div><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#6600cc;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都愛魯至深，加盟萬歲！</span><br /></strong></p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-7685067263463612326?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-41794790729067941682009-04-09T01:05:00.007+08:002009-04-09T01:26:30.961+08:002009-04-09T01:26:30.961+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SdzaO2OT53I/AAAAAAAAAjw/6KJIa8P1Bes/s1600-h/IMG.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322368808253646706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 324px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 275px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SdzaO2OT53I/AAAAAAAAAjw/6KJIa8P1Bes/s400/IMG.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="color:#009900;">OASIS！ OASIS！ OASIS！</span></strong> </div><div align="center">You gonna be the one that saves me!!!</div><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/Sdza4uR1LBI/AAAAAAAAAj4/YzY6EZ1tmSw/s1600-h/IMG_2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322369527675431954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/Sdza4uR1LBI/AAAAAAAAAj4/YzY6EZ1tmSw/s320/IMG_2.jpg" border="0" /></a> 迷哥迷妹團實況錄，排了超久的隊，連暖場的76都沒看到！</div><p align="center">But Finally <span style="color:#009900;"><strong>OASIS</strong></span> TAIPEI!!! FXXK CHINA!(連地板都在震噎~~)<br /><br /></p><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SdzbUfakJUI/AAAAAAAAAkA/5_0ItE0rEz8/s1600-h/IMG_5.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322370004721870146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SdzbUfakJUI/AAAAAAAAAkA/5_0ItE0rEz8/s320/IMG_5.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a>C區的視野(遠目)</p><p align="center">Noel沒關係，你知道我愛你們就好<br /></p><p align="center"><a href="http://blog.roodo.com/honeypie/archives/8635947.html">現場萬人大合唱原音重現!</a>Don't look back in Anger</p><p align="center"><br /></p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pTTbFJtByP8&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pTTbFJtByP8&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-4179479072906794168?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-24337497249130141802009-04-02T04:08:00.007+08:002009-04-02T04:31:04.463+08:002009-04-02T04:31:04.463+08:00<div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319822579936909890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gI8pT8RI4T0/SdPOc2k92kI/AAAAAAAAB5c/2SR8bv8Ntec/s320/IMG_0072.JPG" border="0" /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gI8pT8RI4T0/SdPOPGQHLHI/AAAAAAAAB5U/JxPAny8pBI4/s1600-h/IMG_0049.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319822343626239090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gI8pT8RI4T0/SdPOPGQHLHI/AAAAAAAAB5U/JxPAny8pBI4/s320/IMG_0049.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div>歡迎光臨無害國際服務。全球金融危機的春天雖然還沒到來，但是華盛頓DC的春天已經到了。1912年第一次世界大戰結束之後，日本送了三千株櫻花樹給美國，其中大約一半就種在首都華盛頓DC，大部分是在波多馬克河邊。DC的櫻花節為時兩星期，正逢美國學校的春假期間，所以這段時間DC經常是擠滿了全國全世界湧進來賞櫻的遊客。</div><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319822156919807074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gI8pT8RI4T0/SdPOEOt1HGI/AAAAAAAAB5M/AJbEAmM4wUc/s320/IMG_0044.JPG" border="0" /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-2433749724913014180?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>李白人http://www.blogger.com/profile/07483129275771930234noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-82971267810641069412009-03-31T23:37:00.006+08:002009-04-12T21:36:18.893+08:002009-04-12T21:36:18.893+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TVblWq3tDwY&amp;hl=" width="480" height="295" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><strong><span style="color:#993399;">您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></p><p>收到民眾投書說無害更新太懶散，趕緊上來補貨，</p><p>想不到這裡還是有人來光顧的啊(淚) </p><p>您的建議是我們成長的動力！(緊握)</p><p>感謝澳洲的黃女士提供，我太喜番了！</p><p>跳接看一下一系列有一堆瘋狂的粉絲也模仿，</p><p>我覺得raymeat很有潛力！(指)</p><p>本mv就當成下次無害趴替的舞曲曲目之一好了！</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都迷幻，電音萬歲！</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-8297126781064106941?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-78400791147903855902009-03-29T13:03:00.008+08:002009-03-29T13:56:03.575+08:002009-03-29T13:56:03.575+08:00<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-3uOOhm8Fj8&amp;hl=" width="480" height="295" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#993399;"><strong>您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。<br /></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>青年節快樂！！！</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:100%;color:#000000;">壯妞慶祝青年節，就是看電影！！！</span></span></p><p>青年節特別推薦：「<strong>Young at Heart</strong>」不是口號也不是噱頭，他們是最酷最青春的合唱團，樂團成員平均年齡80歲，演唱的歌曲卻是Sonic Youth、Coldplay、Radiohead、James Brown的搖滾經典，不要懷疑，即使他們滿頭白髮走路蹣跚，帶著呼吸輔助器，他們唱起歌來還是很搖滾。</p><p>「Young at Heart」一開始是社區型的合唱團，後來成功持續巡迴，甚至遠征歐洲，2007年出版了Mostly Live專輯，同名紀錄片Young at Heart於2008年4月登上大銀幕，很多爺奶入團以前，根本沒有舞台經驗，僅是業餘的音樂愛好者，而且喜歡的是古典樂和歌劇們，但憑著他們對音樂的堅持和熱愛，和時間賽跑及病魔搏鬥，他們一直唱著，唱出很多生命的不可能。</p><p><strong>「萬一我在台上倒下了，請繼續我們一起做過的事，我會坐在彩虹上看著你們唱下去。」</strong>對他們來說，除了健康以外，沒什麼能阻擋或澆熄他們對音樂的熱愛，這就是青春啊啊啊啊！！！相形之下我們這些小草莓的鬼叫真是無病呻吟！</p><p>青不青年其實是心吧，請繼續用任性的句型講「我喜歡」、「我夢想著」和「我能做到」，痴心相信著理想和未來，然後請不要忘了用你的雙手和決心，繼續堅持給那些不相信夢想，還沒有做就說不可能的人看，後青春期的叛逆遠比青春期的狂妄還致命！</p><p> </p><p>在暖身場監獄義演前，一位重要團員離開了人世，大家仍繼續唱下去，也唱了一首完全踩中我哭點巴布狄倫的「Forever Young」</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLHRs4GsffI">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLHRs4GsffI</a></p><p>May God bless and keep you always,</p><p>May your wishes all come true,</p><p>May you always do for othersAnd let others do for you.</p><p>May you build a ladder to the starsAnd climb on every rung,</p><p>May you stay forever young,Forever young, forever young,</p><p>May you stay forever young.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>May you grow up to be righteous,</p><p>May you grow up to be true,</p><p>May you always know the truthAnd see the lights surrounding you.</p><p>May you always be courageous,Stand upright and be strong,</p><p>May you stay forever young,Forever young, forever young,</p><p>May you stay forever young. </p><p> </p><p><br />May your hands always be busy,</p><p>May your feet always be swift,</p><p>May you have a strong foundationWhen the winds of changes shift.</p><p>May your heart always be joyful,</p><p>May your song always be sung,</p><p>May you stay forever young,Forever young, forever young,</p><p>May you stay forever young.</p><p></p><p> </p><p><br /><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人青春無敵，搖滾萬歲！</span></strong><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-7840079114790385590?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113094822403701124.post-35336159067239299992009-03-15T12:23:00.007+08:002009-03-15T12:53:47.166+08:002009-03-15T12:53:47.166+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SbyEINvHaAI/AAAAAAAAAjA/sjBESmc_JPg/s1600-h/images4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313266937051441154" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 181px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 183px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SbyEINvHaAI/AAAAAAAAAjA/sjBESmc_JPg/s400/images4.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="color:#993399;"> 您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">還沒有加入噗浪的行列嗎？那準備被排擠吧！！！（指）</span></strong></div><p><br /><br />被制約了...病得不輕！MSN是通關密語，BBS才能寫情緒文，BLOG才能寫文章，把FACEBOOK當名片，到公司的第一件事是開PLURK!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />實在沒有辦法忍受大家都玩而自己沒有的冷落感，上週四註冊了噗浪，一開始被時間軸介面嚇到不知所措，後來發現上面大量充斥了大家內心戲的murmur旁白，無論mur大mur小，"我們一起捲入時間的洪流"的感覺還真詩意！<br /><br />於是噗浪fever在成了壯妞本週大件事！以下是我的小心得：<br /><br /><span style="color:#666666;">☆非常適合：愛演內心戲及愛幫別人配旁白的戲精使用<br />☆專治：得了一種不一直換匿稱或不mur就會死的病人<br />☆症頭：用久了會變成句號人或驚嘆號人 !!!!!!!<br />☆症頭：跟正常人的斷句會有點不一樣<br />☆上癮指標：開始care加碼(karma)值 </span></p><p><span style="color:#666666;">☆認真的結論是：用久中文會變不好 ，講話語法也怪怪的<br /></span></p><p>在此對我的噗浪友宣告：感謝你們對壯妞內心戲的回應及迴響！ 祝各位加碼值愈來愈高！ 咱們噗浪上見！<br /><br /></p><div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P94ALPyMat8/SbyD1_JtDQI/AAAAAAAAAi4/EQc-KQ9fNFI/s1600-h/images3.jpg"></a><strong><span style="color:#993399;">歡迎光臨，在壯妞館內人人都愛噗浪，詩人萬歲！</span></strong><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7113094822403701124-3533615906723929999?l=harmlessstore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>林阿ㄇhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14011212221493450859noreply@blogger.com1