<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" version="2.0"><channel><title>Haunted Comedy Catapult</title><description></description><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Barrett Applegate)</managingEditor><pubDate>Thu, 5 Sep 2024 18:56:28 -0700</pubDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><link>http://hauntedcomedycatapult.blogspot.com/</link><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="http://comedycatapult.com/HCC_Logo1.jpg"/><itunes:keywords>comedy,catapult,haunted,comedy,catapult,uncle,barrett,barrett,applegate,uncle,barrett,s,haunted,comedy,catapult</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>Uncle Barrett's Comedy Catapult is a weekly talk program which enriches the lives of billions of good-looking listeners each Tuesday. With an assembly of compelling guests, heart-wrenching stories, and cold hard tell-it-like-it-is journalism, the Haunted Comedy Catapult has repeatedly shattered space and time itself with revelations not unlike those read about in ancient texts. &#13;
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"Are you within range of the Haunted Comedy Catapult?!" - Bill Paxton, 1957, Florida Panhandle.</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>with Uncle Barrett and Friends!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>barrettapple@me.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><item><title>Ep. 9 - Yogurt and Cargo Shorts</title><link>http://hauntedcomedycatapult.blogspot.com/2015/08/ep-9-yogurt-and-cargo-shorts.html</link><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2015 19:12:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5251876074420932339.post-8839092888132921631</guid><description>Barrett talks about those whacky VMAs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tech Corner with Walter Cornsworth!&lt;br /&gt;
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Then some commercials! (fake???)&lt;br /&gt;
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Lastly, a magical testimonial.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://barrettapplegate.com/podcasts/catapult/HCC_0009_08312015.mp3"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Barrett talks about those whacky VMAs. Tech Corner with Walter Cornsworth! Then some commercials! (fake???) Lastly, a magical testimonial.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Barrett talks about those whacky VMAs. Tech Corner with Walter Cornsworth! Then some commercials! (fake???) Lastly, a magical testimonial.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,catapult,haunted,comedy,catapult,uncle,barrett,barrett,applegate,uncle,barrett,s,haunted,comedy,catapult</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ep. 008 - Hand Me Your Baby</title><link>http://hauntedcomedycatapult.blogspot.com/2015/08/ep-008-hand-me-your-baby.html</link><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2015 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5251876074420932339.post-8882481656344467056</guid><description>Barrett explains why fast food restaurants should always use fictional characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, there's some gibberish about bringing babies to work.&lt;br /&gt;
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We'll visit the "Tech Korner" with Walter Cornsworth!&lt;br /&gt;
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British Celebrity Chef Clyve Doogenbury stops by.&lt;br /&gt;
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A scathing round of "Would You Rather" finishes up the show.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://barrettapplegate.com/podcasts/catapult/HCC_0008_08192015.mp3"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Barrett explains why fast food restaurants should always use fictional characters. Also, there's some gibberish about bringing babies to work. We'll visit the "Tech Korner" with Walter Cornsworth! British Celebrity Chef Clyve Doogenbury stops by. A scathing round of "Would You Rather" finishes up the show.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Barrett explains why fast food restaurants should always use fictional characters. Also, there's some gibberish about bringing babies to work. We'll visit the "Tech Korner" with Walter Cornsworth! British Celebrity Chef Clyve Doogenbury stops by. A scathing round of "Would You Rather" finishes up the show.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,catapult,haunted,comedy,catapult,uncle,barrett,barrett,applegate,uncle,barrett,s,haunted,comedy,catapult</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Episode 7 - I ain't LION to ya!!!</title><link>http://hauntedcomedycatapult.blogspot.com/2015/07/episode-0007-i-aint-lion-to-ya.html</link><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2015 22:30:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5251876074420932339.post-4717856240579439161</guid><description>Barrett rambles about Facebook activism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Country Singer Colonel Horchata Jr. sings the news.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cola VS. Cola.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://barrettapplegate.com/podcasts/catapult/HCC_007_lions.mp3"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Barrett rambles about Facebook activism. Country Singer Colonel Horchata Jr. sings the news. Cola VS. Cola.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Barrett rambles about Facebook activism. Country Singer Colonel Horchata Jr. sings the news. Cola VS. Cola.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,catapult,haunted,comedy,catapult,uncle,barrett,barrett,applegate,uncle,barrett,s,haunted,comedy,catapult</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Episode 6 - Two Scoops of Meat</title><link>http://hauntedcomedycatapult.blogspot.com/2015/07/episode-6-two-scoops-of-meat.html</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2015 02:08:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5251876074420932339.post-6240409683013385322</guid><description>Barrett rants about a recent Chipotle experience for an unreasonable amount of time.&lt;br /&gt;
A corporate partner stops by to set some ground rules for the show.&lt;br /&gt;
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The supreme creator of the universe weighs in on marriage equality.&lt;br /&gt;
A somewhat familiar podcast testimonial.&lt;br /&gt;
Not-so-informative commercials.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://barrettapplegate.com/podcasts/catapult/HCC_06292015_5.mp3"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Barrett helps an old guy fix his tech problems. The supreme creator of the universe weighs in on marriage equality. A somewhat familiar podcast testimonial. Not-so-informative commercials.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Barrett helps an old guy fix his tech problems. The supreme creator of the universe weighs in on marriage equality. A somewhat familiar podcast testimonial. Not-so-informative commercials.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,catapult,haunted,comedy,catapult,uncle,barrett,barrett,applegate,uncle,barrett,s,haunted,comedy,catapult</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Haunted Comedy Catapult Episode 4: Motivation and Lizards</title><link>http://hauntedcomedycatapult.blogspot.com/2015/06/haunted-comedy-catapult-episode-4.html</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2015 11:18:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5251876074420932339.post-5862434941377743032</guid><description>Clyde tells a truly "Vegas" story.&lt;br /&gt;
A motivational speaker reveals the true mystery of inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
Morty Moonbeam tells us the weather around the globe from his new basement studio that he's not allowed out of.&lt;br /&gt;
Listener testimonial gets real about reptiles.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://barrettapplegate.com/podcasts/catapult/HCC_06242015_4.mp3"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Clyde tells a truly "Vegas" story. A motivational speaker reveals the true mystery of inspiration. Morty Moonbeam tells us the weather around the globe from his new basement studio that he's not allowed out of. Listener testimonial gets real about reptiles.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Clyde tells a truly "Vegas" story. A motivational speaker reveals the true mystery of inspiration. Morty Moonbeam tells us the weather around the globe from his new basement studio that he's not allowed out of. Listener testimonial gets real about reptiles.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,catapult,haunted,comedy,catapult,uncle,barrett,barrett,applegate,uncle,barrett,s,haunted,comedy,catapult</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Haunted Comedy Catapult Episode 3: No Mention of Horses</title><link>http://hauntedcomedycatapult.blogspot.com/2015/06/haunted-comedy-catapult-episode-3-no.html</link><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2015 13:30:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5251876074420932339.post-6128720958737141949</guid><description>Barrett explains locked public restroom door etiquette.&lt;div&gt;
A fitness expert dispels myths about carbs.&lt;/div&gt;
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A spiritual expert chimes in on how to stay connected.&lt;/div&gt;
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A touching testimonial from a listener.&lt;/div&gt;
</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://barrettapplegate.com/podcasts/catapult/HCC_06162015.mp3"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Barrett explains locked public restroom door etiquette. A fitness expert dispels myths about carbs. A spiritual expert chimes in on how to stay connected. A touching testimonial from a listener.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Barrett explains locked public restroom door etiquette. A fitness expert dispels myths about carbs. A spiritual expert chimes in on how to stay connected. A touching testimonial from a listener.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,catapult,haunted,comedy,catapult,uncle,barrett,barrett,applegate,uncle,barrett,s,haunted,comedy,catapult</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Haunted Comedy Catapult Episode 2: Outsourcing Jobs</title><link>http://hauntedcomedycatapult.blogspot.com/2015/06/haunted-comedy-catapult-episode-2.html</link><pubDate>Tue, 9 Jun 2015 02:05:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5251876074420932339.post-1178599420167152636</guid><description>&lt;div&gt;
Barrett overcomes technical difficulties whilst facing the harsh realities of outsourcing US jobs.&lt;/div&gt;
We meet HCC's new weatherman, Morty!&lt;div&gt;
Witness one of the greatest dancing performances ever seen.&lt;/div&gt;
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Barrett answers random phone calls and combats bullying.&lt;br /&gt;
A heart-warming testimonial of triumph in the face of adversity.</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://barrettapplegate.com/podcasts/catapult/HCC_06022015_1.mp3"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Clyde Mortensen rambles out an Old Vegas Story. Barrett answers random phone calls and combats bullying. A heart-warming testimonial of triumph in the face of adversity.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>barrettapple@me.com (Barrett Applegate)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Clyde Mortensen rambles out an Old Vegas Story. Barrett answers random phone calls and combats bullying. A heart-warming testimonial of triumph in the face of adversity.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,catapult,haunted,comedy,catapult,uncle,barrett,barrett,applegate,uncle,barrett,s,haunted,comedy,catapult</itunes:keywords></item></channel></rss>