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<title>I'm Not Gonna Cook You A Lettuce</title>
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<description>It’s been three months since I’ve given up meat (as well as pop/soda, artificial sweeteners and overly-processed foods). What started out as a weeklong challenge has turned into a full-fledged lifestyle. Whenever anyone would tell me that he or she...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/3O2fOMTeRiI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>

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<title>Crayola Thanks Tea Partiers (Video)</title>
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<description>"This week, anyone showing up to a participating Walmart will receive a complimentary set of Freedom Markers. We've got Anti-Immigration Red, Liberty White and Anti-Immigration Blue. We'll also throw in a free thesaurus so those signs don't come out so...controversial."...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/J4ECixeMB5o" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>

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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 14:41:24 -0500</pubDate>

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<title>Husbands &amp; Husbands</title>
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<description>This has to be one of the cutest videos I've seen in a long time. Little Calen explains to a married gay couple that husbands are men and wives are women when he suddenly comes to the realization that men...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/UX_ITXN73FY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>

<category>Current Affairs</category>

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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:18:17 -0600</pubDate>

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<title>Canada Responds to Hockey Loss to America</title>
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<description>Touche. (via)&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/ixHNTEua3-8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>

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<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:13:00 -0600</pubDate>

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<title>Glee - April preview</title>
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<description>I think I've watched this clip 20 times. I'm excited for the return of Glee and especially excited for the Madonna episode. "We're glitterati. I feel like Lady Gaga."&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/OzGb3bnGLSA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>

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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:32:36 -0600</pubDate>

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<title>Lady Gaga at Brit Awards:  "Telephone" and "Dance In The Dark"</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:57:33 -0600</pubDate>

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<title>Lady Gaga "Telephone" Stills</title>
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<description>From Towleroad The video is directed by Jonas Ackerlund and reportedly picks up where Gaga's "Paparazzi" video left off, with Gaga in jail, and Beyonce coming to her rescue. A premiere date has not been reported.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/UpV7tFekYJQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>


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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:00:16 -0600</pubDate>

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<title>What Time Is This?</title>
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<description>The other day my friend asked me, “What time is it?” and I responded, “What time is what?” without thinking. What is the it in the question? I googled “what time is it” and the search returned my local time...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/1O0doocGYSM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>

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<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:39:34 -0600</pubDate>

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<title>Happy Valentine's Day</title>
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<description>This gave me a case of the giggles.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/09PtisAqT20" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>

<category>Politics</category>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 12:47:32 -0600</pubDate>

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<title>We Are The World - 2010</title>
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<description>I remember when the original We Are The World came out 25-years ago. It was my favorite song as well as my favorite video, so I was excited to hear that the timeless song was being remade with a new...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HawkingTheScene/~4/sab-sVNJ9_Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>

<category>Music</category>

<dc:creator>Jeremy Hawking</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:58:32 -0600</pubDate>

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