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Classic Cutie of the Day: The alluring Kathy Lloyd was a Page 3 girl, a Maxim model and a VH1 talking-head.

She went to school near Liverpool but left at age 16, quickly finding a career in modeling. In 1986, one year later, she submitted photos of herself to The Sun and became a Page 3 girl.

Miss Lloyd has since made appearances in Maxim, Penthouse, FHM and on VH1′s I Love The 80′s.

More classic Kathy after the jump.

[VintageEroticaForum]

Lifesaving Fake Boobs of the Day: A Florida woman’s doctors claim her breast implants saved her life after she was stabbed in the chest with a knife just outside her apartment.

The 41-year-old says she was attacked by the new girlfriend of her ex-fiance with a pocket knife.

Doctors theorize there was just enough saline to stop the knife from piercing her lungs or heart. In an interview, the Florida woman said the $6000 surgery may have been “the best decision she ever made in her life.”

The stabbing suspect is currently facing charges.

[Brobible / photo: Metro]

Tempting Tumblr of the Day: With a site name like “HotJohns” (NSFW), you might not expect to see pictures of ladies, but this Tumblr features a slew of sexy women in strange scenarios.

HotJohns boasts pictures of a women in bikinis shopping for fruit, a hot girl with gun-boobs (above) and a topless girl holding a fish underwater.

We’re not surprised by the Tumblr’s motto: “Let’s just say I’ll try anything twice!”

More pics from HotJohns after the jump.

[HotJohns]

Lovely Lima of the Day: Yesterday, we showed you jaw-dropping Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima in a bikini and we’re happy to report there’s more where that came from.

How about spending a few more days in St. Barts, Adriana — or maybe a month?

See the Angel in more positions after the jump.

[The Superficial]

Sweet Tweets of the Day: Show your appreciation for the girls who shake their amazing asses off in rap videos by following hotties like Christa Elise on Twitter.

Christa’s appeared in music videos on MTV and VH1 with hip-hop stars like Lil’ Wayne, Ludacris and Drake.

She took center-stage as a “Beauty of the Week” in JET magazine.

Have a look at the video vixen’s twitpics after the jump.

[@christa_elise]

Danish Delight of the Day: Here’s extraordinarily hot model Nina Agdal posing in Bare Necessities lingerie.

Denmark, we salute you.

See more of Agdal’s assets after the jump.

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Wilde Boobs of the Day: Olivia Wilde‘s cleavage is in the house and there’s a lot of boob to see.

The actress was spotting walking around Los Feliz, so we’re gonna hop on our fixed-gear bikes later to do some celebrity cleavage spotting.

More photos of Olivia Wilde with boyfriend Jason Sudeikis after the jump.

[Popoholic]

Barely Lingerie of the Day: Lingerie is often skimpy by design, but this ensemble worn by French-prostitute-turned-designer Zahia Dehar looks like just a handful of strategically placed flower petals.

Not that we’d have it any other way.

See the full outfit after the jump.

[The Blemish]

Beach Booty of the Day: We’ll stare at bikini bottoms all day, as long as Candice Swanepoel is wearing them.

Thank you, Candice, and there’s no need for you to turn around anytime soon.

More photos of Candice from the new Victoria’s Secret shoot after the jump.

[Popoholic]