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		<title>He VS She?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Laughter forever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>Laugh together. Stay together.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[S-x..]]></category>
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		<title>Laughing love?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Money!]]></category>
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		<title>Laugh together lovers!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just Diff]]></category>
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		<title>Laugh at her – again!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>Laugh at him – soon!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>50-50</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man watched as an elderly couple sat down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drinking cup. Then the elderly man carefully divided the hamburger in half, before counting out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>A young man watched as an elderly couple sat down to lunch at a fast food restaurant.</h2>
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<p>He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drinking cup. Then the elderly man carefully divided the hamburger in half, before counting out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set it in front of his wife.</p>
<p>The gentleman began to eat, and his wife sat watching patiently beside him.</p>
<p>Approaching the couple, the young man asked if they would allow him to buy another meal for them so that they didn&#8217;t have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, &#8220;Oh, no thanks. We&#8217;ve been married for 50 years, and we always share everything 50/50.&#8221;</p>
<p>The young man then asked the lady if she was going to eat, and she replied, &#8220;Not yet. It&#8217;s his turn to use the teeth.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Word + Talk Sample Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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<p>LOL!</p>
<p>This is a temporary &#8216;joke&#8217; post for design &amp; planning purposes.</p>
<p>Yes, HesheSPARKS will be good and put the goodies here &#8211; soon!</p>
<p>Bookmark us and see U back in a week&#8217;s time!</p>
<p>Dave</p></div>
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		<title>Wedding &amp; Marriage Sample Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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<p>LOL!</p>
<p>This is a temporary &#8216;joke&#8217; post for design &amp; planning purposes.</p>
<p>Yes, HesheSPARKS will be good and put the goodies here &#8211; soon!</p>
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