Smart comebacks to stupid news headlines.Tumblr (3.0; @headlinehunter)http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/Subscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily Rotation<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jm6iERa-PHb-bQa0UcbQijLk9n9w?docId=eef8ae11505d4b50b7d7f7cc127547b6">Buffett says stocks, homes are fairly cheap now</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jm6iERa-PHb-bQa0UcbQijLk9n9w?docId=eef8ae11505d4b50b7d7f7cc127547b6" target="_blank">The Associated Press</a></p> <p>I’m pretty sure <em>everything </em>is fairly cheap when you’re Warren Buffett.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/JFX50zlyR64" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/JFX50zlyR64/18395299160http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/18395299160Mon, 27 Feb 2012 13:26:00 -0800Warren Buffetteconomystock markethome priceshttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/18395299160<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/23/us-science-cern-idUSTRE81M0LN20120223">Neutrinos may still have broken light barrier - or not</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/23/us-science-cern-idUSTRE81M0LN20120223" target="_blank">Reuters</a></p> <p>Way to take a stand there, Reuters.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/u1INfeCpGDg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/u1INfeCpGDg/18135736251http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/18135736251Thu, 23 Feb 2012 09:30:00 -0800neutrinosfaster than lightItalyGran Sasso laboratoryOPERAFTLhttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/18135736251<a href="http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-02-22/buffett-should-write-a-check-and-shut-up-christie-says.html">Buffett Should ‘Write a Check and Shut Up,’ Christie Says</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-02-22/buffett-should-write-a-check-and-shut-up-christie-says.html" target="_blank">Businessweek</a></p> <p>“Because if he keeps talking about this tax thing it might actually happen.”</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/CyIH-kQLu_o" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/CyIH-kQLu_o/18077903833http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/18077903833Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:59:00 -0800Chris ChristieWarren BuffettBuffett ruletaxesnewshttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/18077903833<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203358704577236783377030236.html">Dow Pierces 13000</a>: <p>from <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203358704577236783377030236.html" target="_blank">The Wall Street Journal</a></p> <p>We’d like to welcome Christian and Tomi to the Markets section, who join us from the <em>Journal’s</em> Knife Review column.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/-KNU-jWTpUw" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/-KNU-jWTpUw/18015971986http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/18015971986Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:25:00 -0800Dow Jonesstock marketnewshttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/18015971986<a href="http://www.space.com/14561-nasa-mars-exploration-strategy-2013-budget.html">NASA Scales Back Mars Exploration Strategy to Fit Budget</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.space.com/14561-nasa-mars-exploration-strategy-2013-budget.html" target="_blank">Space.com</a></p> <p>Some low-budget scenarios NASA officials are considering include a screening of the film “Mission to Mars” and purchasing a copy of <em>The Martian Chronicles</em> for the NASA library.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/hEv3oW_TshQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/hEv3oW_TshQ/17611691682http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17611691682Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:13:00 -0800NASAMarsspace explorationhttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17611691682<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203824904577212873966942132.html">Kodak to Stop Selling Digital Cameras</a>: <p>from <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203824904577212873966942132.html" target="_blank">The Wall Street Journal</a></p> <p>This article should have been titled “Kodak to Stop Existing.”</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/-EN9CnecS2Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/-EN9CnecS2Q/17348326960http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17348326960Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:35:27 -0800Kodakdigital camerashttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17348326960<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2012/02/09/businessinsiderheres-everything-you.DTL">Here's Everything You Wanted To Know About Microsoft's Upcoming iPad Killers</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2012/02/09/businessinsiderheres-everything-you.DTL" target="_blank">San Francisco Gate</a></p> <p>Thing #1: They won’t kill the iPad.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/htzVbakHzxo" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/htzVbakHzxo/17327547164http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17327547164Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:22:28 -0800MicrosoftAppletabletsiPadWindows 8http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17327547164<a href="http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2012/02/08/adriana-lima-defends-gisele-bundchen/">Gisele Bundchen Backed by Adriana Lima After Super Bowl Slam</a>: <p>from <a href="http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2012/02/08/adriana-lima-defends-gisele-bundchen/" target="_blank">Fox News Latino</a></p> <p>It’s so refreshing to see a supermodel come to the defense of another supermodel.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/KE-BvE7hTzQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/KE-BvE7hTzQ/17269796203http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17269796203Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:42:00 -0800Gisele BundchenAdriana LimaTom BradySuper BowlNew England Patriotshttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17269796203<a href="http://gigaom.com/2012/02/06/why-it-makes-sense-for-amazon-to-open-its-own-stores/">Why it makes sense for Amazon to open its own stores</a>: <p>from <a href="http://gigaom.com/2012/02/06/why-it-makes-sense-for-amazon-to-open-its-own-stores/" target="_blank">GigaOM</a></p> <p>Because they ran every brick-and-mortar store that could possibly compete with them out of business?</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/m_c1aJIYe-E" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/m_c1aJIYe-E/17177111903http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17177111903Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:33:25 -0800Amazonretail storeKindlehttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17177111903<a href="http://tripolipost.com/articledetail.asp?c=5&i=7847">Is Libya Degaddafinated?</a>: <p>from <a href="http://tripolipost.com/articledetail.asp?c=5&i=7847" target="_blank">Tripoli Post</a></p> <p>There are numerous studies showing that drinking degaddaf is better for your health.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/obNfN6p340Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/obNfN6p340Y/17172799623http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17172799623Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:24:26 -0800LibyaGaddafihttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/17172799623<a href="http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/02/03/uk-danielradcliffe-idUKTRE8121JO20120203">Radcliffe admits being drunk during Potter scenes</a>: <p>from <a href="http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/02/03/uk-danielradcliffe-idUKTRE8121JO20120203" target="_blank">Reuters</a></p> <p>It’s okay; most of us were drunk when we saw it in theaters as well.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/DWJKMNCKXM0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/DWJKMNCKXM0/16995536579http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16995536579Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:52:00 -0800Daniel RadcliffeHarry Potterhttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16995536579<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2012/02/03/businessinsidermark-zuckerberg-will.DTL">Mark Zuckerberg Will Have To Pay $1.5 Billion In Taxes After The Facebook IPO</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2012/02/03/businessinsidermark-zuckerberg-will.DTL" target="_blank">San Francisco Chronicle</a></p> <p>Wait, that’s the perfect solution for balancing the budget: we just need to have 600 Facebook IPOs every year.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/yG16XYQ8zs4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/yG16XYQ8zs4/16995481917http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16995481917Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:51:00 -0800Mark ZuckerburgFacebookIPOtaxeshttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16995481917<a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2012/0203/Does-the-Milky-Way-galaxy-have-an-evil-twin">Does the Milky Way galaxy have an evil twin?</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2012/0203/Does-the-Milky-Way-galaxy-have-an-evil-twin" target="_blank">Christian Science Monitor</a></p> <p>I don’t know, but if it does can we name it the Snickers galaxy?</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/IK5g_nptIHE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/IK5g_nptIHE/16994487829http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16994487829Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:33:00 -0800Milky WayastronomyNGC 1073Hubble Space Telescopehttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16994487829<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/special-report/2012/02/03/does-donald-trump-support-matter">Does Donald Trump support matter?</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/special-report/2012/02/03/does-donald-trump-support-matter" target="_blank">Fox News</a></p> <p>Are you asking if Donald Trump is in favor of physical objects?</p> <p>Regardless, the answer is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_Law_of_Headlines" target="_blank">no</a>.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/QvNv3l7NXzg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/QvNv3l7NXzg/16987020785http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16987020785Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:12:00 -0800Donald Trumpmattermetaphysicshttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16987020785<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/30/us/new-york-bomb-scare/">TSA discovery prompts New York bomb scare - six hours later</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/30/us/new-york-bomb-scare/" target="_blank">CNN</a></p> <p>Potential pipe bombs are so six hours ago.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/-2A1ZkBeXuY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/-2A1ZkBeXuY/16874319614http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16874319614Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:31:10 -0800TSAairportpipesLaGuardia Airportnewshttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16874319614<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/cruise-bookings-fall-concordia-shipwreck-15481489#.TyiJ_oGc3Q8">Cruise Bookings Fall After Concordia Shipwreck</a>: <p>from <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/cruise-bookings-fall-concordia-shipwreck-15481489#.TyiJ_oGc3Q8" target="_blank">ABC News</a></p> <p>This isn’t really “news” so much as it is “completely predictable human behavior.”</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/N1Hs8G1Ws4Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/N1Hs8G1Ws4Y/16846453563http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16846453563Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:42:12 -0800cruisesCosta Concordiashipwreckhttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16846453563<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/31/rims-comeback-plan-for-blackberry-cartoon-superheroes/">RIM's Comeback Plan For Blackberry: Cartoon Superheroes?</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/31/rims-comeback-plan-for-blackberry-cartoon-superheroes/" target="_blank">Fox News</a></p> <p>Sell sell sell.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/yYN73YGxP5g" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/yYN73YGxP5g/16830727712http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16830727712Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:12:33 -0800RIMBlackberrycartoonsadshttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16830727712“I have a Kindle that I use to collect dust.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Jason Kottke</p> <p>You could have gotten a paperback to do that for a lot less.</p> <p><a href="http://jason.kottke.usesthis.com/" target="_blank">usesthis.com</a> via <a href="http://brooksreview.net/2012/01/qotd-kottke-2/" target="_blank">The Brooks Review</a></p></em><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/GKTkMH6YSeQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/GKTkMH6YSeQ/16772457068http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16772457068Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:59:50 -0800Jason KottkeKindlequotehttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16772457068<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/27/world/europe/italy-cruise-ship/index.html">Italian cruise ship survivors offered compensation</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/27/world/europe/italy-cruise-ship/index.html" target="_blank">CNN</a></p> <p>It better not be a voucher for a free cruise …</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/hDMx7C1bfYY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/hDMx7C1bfYY/16586392515http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16586392515Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:18:00 -0800Costa Concordiacruise shipItalynewsshipwreckhttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16586392515<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/27/justice/washington-barefoot-bandit/index.html">'Barefoot Bandit' to be sentenced</a>: <p>from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/27/justice/washington-barefoot-bandit/index.html" target="_blank">CNN</a></p> <p>“Your Honor, my client would like to invoke his ‘no shoes, no serving time’ privilege.”</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~4/wWTgdHBqSVY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HeadlineHunter/~3/wWTgdHBqSVY/16585356648http://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16585356648Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:53:00 -0800Barefoot BanditnewsColton Harris-Mooretheftburglaryhttp://headlinehunter.tumblr.com/post/16585356648