Brief History of Bad Things...

Teh Pr0n... Teh Pr0n!!

2009-03-02T22:30:00-05:00

Can you believe it's 2009 and people are still publishing articles about porn is destroying the country?

Seriously?

Not the financial meltdown, rising healthcare costs, or all the other crazy shit we have going on.

Nope... Porn. All that currently ails us as a country if we would just stop watching professionals fuck.

Pornography is a major workplace problem in contemporary American society - and yet few private employers or government managers are willing to talk about it for fear of seeming prudish, or blindly trusting their employees, or being accused of infringing on individual liberties. With these attitudes, porn-at-work has grown like a virulent cancer, robbing employers of work time and wasted wages, causing litigation, and - most important - truly corrupting the minds of offenders while helping a squalid and perverted industry.

Repression Is Good for Business...

2009-03-02T21:53:36-05:00

“ A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. ”

- J.G. Ballard, British author

Is there really anything about this recent nationwide study that's particularly surprising? Pornography is as old as civilization and repressive cultures (Victorian England and the days of the 'Floating World' in Japan come to mind) helped porn go pro.

Humans like to fuck... humans like to watch other people fuck. People are willing to pay to see professionals act out their deepest desires or fantasies. The faster everyone admits this and moves on, the better off our culture will be.

After controlling for differences in broadband internet access between states – online porn tends to be a bandwidth hog – and adjusting for population, he found a relatively small difference between states with the most adult purchases and those with the fewest.

The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users; Montana bought the least with 1.92 per 1000. "The differences here are not so stark," Edelman says.

Number 10 on the list was West Virginia at 2.94 subscriptions per 1000, while number 41, Michigan, averaged 2.32.

Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.

To quote the great Jack Sparrow... "Funny old world isn't it?"

The Return...

2009-02-27T18:01:41-05:00

After a hiatus and yet another format change (I know but I'm only four months into this) Brief History of Bad Things will be firing on all cylinders again Monday.

Until then... may your weekend be filled with 'slum love' (thank you for my new favorite term Michael Steele).

To the women... don't behave like dear Courtney up there (God bless her)
To the men I channel Michelle Bachmann... You be da man... You be da man.

- Caesar M. Schultz

Make Love, Not Porn...

2009-02-09T22:21:09-05:00

Interesting website, I'll be posting the pictures from it over the course of this week.

Reach Out and Touch Faith...

2009-02-09T20:23:06-05:00

An article in the New Scientist about how the idea of God may be in the brain:

This anomaly was documented in the early 1970s, but only now is science beginning to tell us why. It turns out that human beings have a natural inclination for religious belief, especially during hard times. Our brains effortlessly conjure up an imaginary world of spirits, gods and monsters, and the more insecure we feel, the harder it is to resist the pull of this supernatural world. It seems that our minds are finely tuned to believe in gods.

Religious ideas are common to all cultures: like language and music, they seem to be part of what it is to be human. Until recently, science has largely shied away from asking why. "It's not that religion is not important," says Paul Bloom, a psychologist at Yale University, "it's that the taboo nature of the topic has meant there has been little progress."

The origin of religious belief is something of a mystery, but in recent years scientists have started to make suggestions. One leading idea is that religion is an evolutionary adaptation that makes people more likely to survive and pass their genes onto the next generation. In this view, shared religious belief helped our ancestors form tightly knit groups that cooperated in hunting, foraging and childcare, enabling these groups to outcompete others. In this way, the theory goes, religion was selected for by evolution, and eventually permeated every human society.

Kiss, Kiss...

2009-02-09T20:13:56-05:00

Scientists on why kissing feels so good.

Taking It to the Streets...

2009-02-09T17:17:44-05:00

Caesar M. Schultz