hello grandad

A cube is a shape in three dimensions

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:55:00 +0100

It may also refer to:

See Also:

Fish and Rice Cakes

A gap here is longed for

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 11:59:25 +0100

I slide between the hemispheres

Humps (of several different flavours)

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:31:11 +0100

can't you see it's a turtle?

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:27:15 +0100

he is in toronto, working for who we believe to be us

Extracts from The Superhero Handbook

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:09:37 +0100

Section 04X (paragraph 7)

At speeds exceeding the sound barrier, it is impossible to over-emphasise the importance of a well maintained cape

This forehead is not a theorem of chin logic

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:59:39 +0100

5 things

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:43:00 +0100

With a heavy pencil Barry wrote up his list:

Suck all chocolate off first
Build heat-proof wrist sausage
Do not be put off by ankles
Use a sharp knife
The plural of chipolata is chipolata

Hat, Beard, Whatever

Fri, 28 May 2010 16:17:35 +0100

It made eating soup almost impossible

Post-Hibernation Blob Performance

Thu, 27 May 2010 12:45:00 +0100

Invested with spectacular metabolic intensity, consulting the oracle tends to enrich the blobosphere. Do not disfunctionate : analysis paralysis will ensue.

The perfect woollen primate?

Wed, 19 May 2010 10:19:07 +0100

On plasticine worlds, orbiting pinker stars, the fingers of your left hand have all grown nostrils

Sat, 15 May 2010 12:21:00 +0100

A thousand times more

Wed, 12 May 2010 23:01:00 +0100

More than ten thousand books on love and a thousand books on sex exist for every one upon Grandad. This is surprising. It must mean something.

By mapping smile clusters in a small region of Happy Space, one becomes aware of the finescale structure of the sausageverse

Mon, 10 May 2010 18:30:00 +0100

BREAKING NEWS: First hung parliament for ant-eaters in decades

Fri, 07 May 2010 10:41:00 +0100

Senior Tamandua figures have said that under the rules of the Vermilingua constitution, the second ant-eater to fall over in a hung parliament makes the first attempt at forming a ruling coalition.

Our new neighbours brought it round

Tue, 04 May 2010 22:40:05 +0100

Woe betold (and the Moose of the inky udder)

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:12:00 +0100

Isolated secretion of the udder (identical scarlet glands in growth fermentation)
A moose outbreak (a Streptococcus being)
A milk-wide zone of agar (a lactose pathogenic to ducks)
The left forequarter of the udder (involved and later, when this began to dry off, not involved)
The cow counts 17 (woe of a milky ruminant)
A talented moose, encapsulated by woe, fails to hydrolyse sodium hippurate (an out-break of isolating bulk milk)

Cuddle only what your arms fit around

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:02:00 +0100

(it’s much easier if you take off your bum-bag)

Inside was a baby hippo

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:52:25 +0100

Under the Big Moon...

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 01:03:46 +0100

Gordon tried the institution’s new see-saw.

This Tongue

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:31:00 +0100

This tongue is a mouthy organ: masticulating the chewy-swallow blobs (a form of deglutition). For this tongue does taste many stuff! All over it lie tiny buds for salty fingers, or sweet and savory yum-yum morsels. This tongue is a speaky muscle, because for talking one must do the flippy-flap, all fluttering and catching at the air like so as to buzz and tremble. It is sensitive - just like a door mouse - and moistened from this saliva, running all upon it so rich. This saliva can make you all wet if it whips upon your face, or maybe under your left arm. Lastly, this tongue belongs in with these tooths, and if they has a sparkle then smiling is what must be used they for the doing.