http://www.mykle.com/bear/ en-us Copyright 2007 Mykle Hansen A festive tale of woe Mykle Hansen yes Trapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own. (Available at Bizarro Central -- www.bizarrocentral.com) bear,SUV,executive,Range,Rover,grizzly,success,drugs,hunting,tragicomedy,alaska,comeditragedyTrapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own. (Available in print this October from Afterbirth Books -- www.afterbirthbooks.com)marv.pushkin@mykle.comMykle Hansen mykle hansen Denial, rage, and denial of rage. http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch01.m4a Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:23:23 PST 20:53 bear,SUV,executive,Range Rover,grizzly,success,drugs,hunting,tragicomedy,alaska,comeditragedy marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen History, background and Budweiser. http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch02.m4a Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:23:23 PST 17:04 bear,SUV,executive,Range Rover,grizzly,success,drugs,hunting,tragicomedy,alaska,comeditragedy marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Feeling great about prosthetics. http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch03.m4a Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:23:23 PST 18:36 bear,Texas,jerky,spicy chorizo,negro feet,titanium,double latte,prosthetics,cruelty to animals,sensitive marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Off-road adventure with the ladies in Marv's life. http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch04.m4a Tue, 28 Aug 2007 23:23:23 PST 17:06 bear,sex,SUV,misogyny,ravine,perversion,adultery,Anchorage marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Hot bear-on-bear action! http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch05.m4a Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:23:23 PST 11:26 bear,other bear,violence,eyeballs,extreme sports,Budweiser. marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Tell us about your drugs! http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch06.m4a Sun, 9 Sep 2007 23:23:23 PST 14:49 bear,drugs,ambulance,science,technology,911,mental illness,taser,driveway snatch,antidepressants marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Things are getting a bit weird ... http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch07.m4a Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:23:23 PST 17:05 bear,masturbation,furries,thong,Jock Thurstworth,iagra-vey,monster black torpedos,erection,hallucination,desperate marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Just when you least expected it ... http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch08.m4a Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:23:23 PST 27:01 bear,beast,urine,rescue,sobbing,explosion,abandonment, dialogue,pistol,desperate marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen The story of Edna http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch09.m4a Sun, 07 Oct 2007 23:23:23 PST 17:29 kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,edna marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen A bold, stupid plan! http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch10.m4a Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:23:23 PST 16:13 Leatherman Super Tool, drugs, tourniquet, nature, Lay's, Jimmy, Drano, suicide, William H. Macy, bear marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Fever dreamin' http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch11.m4a Thu, 01 Nov 2007 23:23:23 PST 21:08 negro bear feet, marcia, fellatio, bomber, 7-11, range rover, nuts, berries, violence, bear marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Almost dead! http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch12.m4a Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:23:23 PST 25:50 pain, agony, torture, death, madness, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen Marv's lament http://mykle.com/bear/bear-ch13.m4a Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:23:23 PST 17:03 koala,grizzly,black,panda,bush,polar,care marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes mykle hansen The book trailer http://mykle.com/bear/bear-infomercial.m4v Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:23:23 PST 4:20 bear,grizzly,attack,defense,global warming,nature,animal attack,book trailer marv.pushkin@mykle.com (Mykle Hansen)yes