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Learn Astrology and Juicy Secrets about Friends and Enemies

2012-05-06T15:50:00.000-07:00

How do Astrologers discover how a person thinks, what they dream about, how they love and how they want to be loved? ANSWER they find out where the planets were in the sky at the moment the person was born.

What you need to know to discover intimate secrets about somebody else!

All you need to know about a person is their place, time and date of birth. With this you have all the information you’ll ever need to find out about your friends, family members, colleagues, associates and prospective employees and reveal intimate secrets…

The following looks at what you can tell about a person once you know in which sign of the Zodiac (Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius or Pisces) the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus and Mars were when the person was born.

What the Sun, Moon and Planets indicate About a Person

* The SUN The position of the Sun tells us something about a person’s basic personality but not much more. People, as you no doubt know already, are far more complex than they show. What do they dream about, how do they think, how do they love and how do they like to be loved are revealed when you look at the position of the other planets and the Moon.

* The MOON The position of the Moon tells us about the person’s subconscious and their dreams. It tells us about the place they hanker to be and of their wildest, perhaps unvoiced ambitions. If a person had their Moon in Pisces, for instance, they are said to be like a psychic sponge – they’ll soak up any atmosphere and read your thoughts. If the Moon is in one of the Fire signs (Aries, Leo or Sagittarius) expect some friction in that person’s demeanour. People with inner calm have their Moon in Cancer.

* MERCURY The position of Mercury tells us how the person thinks. Understand this and you’ll understand that person’s thought process in relation to your own. You’ll know if they are a slow methodical thinker, capable of large and detailed planning (they’ll have their Mercury in Taurus, Virgo or Capricorn) or fast thinking (Mercury in Aries), philosophical (Mercury in Aquarius) and so on.

VENUS How the person shows love and affection are indicated by the position of Venus. People who love and show affection exceptionally well have their Venus in the Zodiac signs which Venus rules, namely Taurus or Libra. The person with Taurus Venus is tactile about their loves whereas the Libra Venus is sensual. There isn’t a bad Venus position but Venus in Gemini can be problematic as this encourages love-hate relationships and an understanding of love and hate being two sides of the same coin.

* MARS Mars is very interesting because it tells us about a person’s sex life. Gay people often have Mars in Gemini and more often in Aquarius for instance. The most heterosexual of men have their Mars in Aries and the most heterosexual of women will have their Mars in Taurus.

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POTUS Astrology | Barack Obama in Bed

2012-05-06T15:45:00.000-07:00

Which of the Presidential Candidates is better in bed?

Bedroom performance is a private matter but nevertheless one of significant interest to voters in the upcoming Presidential Election. Onlookers also wonder which of the candidates would most suit them in their fantasy bedroom scenarios but like us they are too embarrassed to admit to doing so and have little opportunity to ask questions. Members of the press are not permitted to ask questions pertaining to candidates' sex lives either. Thankfully, you don't have to admit to such fantasies or to wanting to know about these things because the ancient Science of Astrology casts some light on the questions we all want answered and on which candidate would make the better, next President of the US of A.

How can Astrology tell us which Candidate is better in bed?

A person's bedroom performance is indicated by the position of Mars in her or his Natal Horoscope. Astrology instructs us that, if you want the master or mistress in the bedroom performance category, seek a native with their Mars firmly in Aries. Wow! They win Awards! No surprise that these natives give us the expressions "going like a train" and "many swallows a summer makes". Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on who you are and the way in which you look at these things) neither Barack Obama nor John McCain have their Mars in Aries.

Barack's Bedtime Performance

Barack's Mars (if my source is correct and I believe it is) is 12 degrees Virgo. This is not going to set the world on fire or make the earth move – but it does suggest hygiene and slow but sure and, quite frankly, I know many who'd settle for that. This Mars position would very much suit a US President. Voters could rest assured that Barack wouldn't cut short an important debate or postpone an imperative decision to get off home for a blowie.

McCain's Bedroom Show

Conversely, John has his Mars in show-off, big-head Leo (12 degrees). Astrology is not an exact Science but men with this position often seem prone to "bedroom exhibitionism" (including dressing up and role play) and, in extreme cases, become obsesso-shananiganus or obsessed with shenanigans. So, this Mars position might not suit a US President. Voters could not rest assured that a man with his Aries in Leo's would have his mind rooted firmly in the subject under debate or on the crucial decision in hand.

Which Candidate would be the better President?

Based on the extensive astrological and scientific research carried out for the production of this article Barack Obama would make the best, next President of the US of A.

Mitt Romney in Bed

Coming Soon! An analysis of Mitt Romney! Early results suggest he's a bit of a damp squib in this department but the comprehensive analysis is still being processed... CHECK BACK SOON!

HELP My Man is Doing My Head In

2011-11-16T02:42:00.000-08:00

Astrology Can Help Making Sense of Men

Yes, "Astrology can help making sense of men". This is a huge claim but even some cynics are starting to realise that over the thousands of years which Astrology has been studied certain characteristics exhibited by men born at certain times of the year have been observed again, again, again and again. Just think, perhaps your man isn't as strange as you thought after all and - GET THIS - perhaps our Astrologers have seen it all before and know what will work and what won't! So check our claims out - there's absolutely no cost involved and (if nothing else) you'll see you're not on your own. HELP with Men is at hand!

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HELP with Aries MEN

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HELP with Gemini MEN

HELP with Cancer MEN

HELP with Leo MEN

HELP with Virgo MEN

HELP with Libra MEN

HELP with Scorpio MEN

HELP with Sagittarius MEN

HELP with Capricorn MEN

HELP with Aquarius MEN

HELP with Pisces MEN

Men are sent to test us... at least it feels that way. Do you ever stop to think about how easy life would be if you weren't in a relationship with your man? If you don't you are either early on in your relationship (i.e. in the honeymoon period) or you're frantic and confronting the end of your relationship or you're so intent on finding a man and starting a relationship that you are not thinking straight. This website can't claim to be able to spice up a boring relationship, add even more zest to one which is currently fantastic or assist in mending a relationship which is coming to an end but it might be able to throw some light on why your relationship is the way it is.

There are twelve more sites in this series of websites. Some are more developed that others but all will be brought up to measure soon - if they are not already there when you read this. Each of the other sites looks at men born under each of the twelve signs of the zodiac, from Aries to Pisces. To find the one relevant to your male partner, husband, new boyfriend or ex CLICK HERE to be taken to our links page.

HELP with Your Man

2011-11-15T11:34:00.000-08:00

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HELP with Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

Go on, admit it ~ nobody ever need to know ~ you want some help with your man. You could be young, middle-aged or senior - man or woman - but if you're in a full time, part time, full on or sometimes off relationship with a man - they'll be some tips you might want/need access to or that you'e simply curious to read. That's where this site comes in.

You should find the information we are amassing interesting, you might find it entertaining, you could poo-poo and remain sure that Astrology is old wives (and husbands) tales. Whatever, if you read the relevant articles and the comments left by our readers, you'll know we are onto something in this series of websites - no matter whether you admit it or not.

All men can be compartmentalized according to their Star Sign and because of that we can collect information upon them via Astrological analysis. The next step is to write it up and publish it. The next step is to sit back and await comments. These comments come from (guess who) young, middle-aged or seniors - men or women - in full time, part time, full on or sometimes off relationships with men.

HELP with Men

The series of websites which have been created using the method outlined above are know as the "Help with" or "Astrology Men" websites. Come here to be directed to the website which you are interested in. Here are the links:

^Aries:

March 21st – April 20th

_Taurus:

April 21st – May 21st

`Gemini:

May 22nd – June 21st

aCancer:

June 22nd – July 23rd

bLeo:

July 24th – August 23rd

cVirgo:

August 24th – September 23rd

dLibra:

September 24th – October 23rd

e Scorpio:

24th October – 22nd November

fSagittarius:

23rd November – 21st December

gCapricorn:

22nd December – 20th January

h Aquarius:

21st January – 19th February

iPisces:

20th February – 20th March