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		<title>Fruit Art !</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3053/2628540584_d5853f6417_o.jpg" alt="Fruit Art" /><br />
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		<title>After Google’s GMail its Yahoo’s Ymail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now yahoo mail ids are available with ids similar to yourname@ymail.com or yourname@rocketmail.com . Get your copy before its taken by someone else.&#160;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now yahoo mail ids are available with ids similar to yourname@ymail.com or yourname@rocketmail.com . Get your copy before its taken by someone else.&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Damn ! more than 100 thousand Spams in my blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This blog Started since April 07 . Though in the archives it says that it started from December 06 . It was on different domain and Different platform other than WordPress . I moved the blog to WordPress and this domain www.hem.com.np . I later added Akismet to block spam comments to this blog after [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Damn ! more than 100 thousand Spams in my blog", url: "http://hem.com.np/2008/06/22/damn-more-than-100-thousand-spams-in-my-blog/" });</script>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This blog Started since April 07 . Though in the archives it says that it started from December 06 . It was on different domain and Different platform other than WordPress . I moved the blog to WordPress and this domain <a href="www.hem.com.np">www.hem.com.np</a> . I later added <a href="http://akismet.com/">Akismet</a> to block spam comments to this blog after some months may be around june 07 and in the one year&#8217;s period the total spam counts just above one hundred thousand . Thanks to Akismet for blocking so many spam comments and counting .</p>
<p>I had Spam comments flooded to my blog when i f<a href="http://hem.com.np/2007/04/18/i-also-follow-the-ifollow-movement/">ollowed No-Follow movement</a> and now its been some months i have removed no-follow from my blog comments to reduce spam comments  filling the blog comment section .</p>
<p>The Spam Count by Akismet can be seen at the sidebar in my blog at the bottom of first sidebar. The count at the time i wrote was 100128</p>
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		<title>Beer is Cheaper than Petrol.</title>
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		<title>50 Interesting Facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.</p>
<p>2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.</p>
<p>3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.</p>
<p>4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.</p>
<p>5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.</p>
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<p>6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.</p>
<p>7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.</p>
<p>8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.</p>
<p>9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.</p>
<p>10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.</p>
<p>11. Dalmatians are born without spots.</p>
<p>12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.</p>
<p>13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).</p>
<p>14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.</p>
<p>15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.</p>
<p>16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.</p>
<p>17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.</p>
<p>18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.</p>
<p>19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.</p>
<p>20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.</p>
<p>21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.</p>
<p>22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.</p>
<p>23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.</p>
<p>24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.</p>
<p>25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.</p>
<p>26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.</p>
<p>27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.</p>
<p>28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.</p>
<p>29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.</p>
<p>30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.</p>
<p>31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.<br />
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32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.</p>
<p>33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.</p>
<p>34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.</p>
<p>35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.</p>
<p>36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.</p>
<p>37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.</p>
<p>38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it<br />
is smiling).</p>
<p>39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”</p>
<p>40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.</p>
<p>41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.</p>
<p>42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.</p>
<p>43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)</p>
<p>44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.</p>
<p>45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.</p>
<p>46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.</p>
<p>47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.</p>
<p>48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.</p>
<p>49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.</p>
<p>50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!</p>
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		<title>Why I Fired my Secretary</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week was my birthday and I didn&#8217;t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, &#8220;Happy birthday!&#8221;, and possibly have a present for me.As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone &#8220;Happy birthday&#8221;.I thought&#8230; well, that&#8217;s marriage for you, [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Why I Fired my Secretary", url: "http://hem.com.np/2008/06/07/why-i-fired-my-secretary/" });</script>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last week was my birthday and I didn&#8217;t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, &#8220;Happy birthday!&#8221;, and possibly have a present for me.As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone &#8220;Happy birthday&#8221;.I thought&#8230; well, that&#8217;s marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn&#8217;t say a word.So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, &#8220;Good morning boss, happy birthday!&#8221; It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.I worked until one o&#8217;clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, &#8220;You know, it&#8217;s such a beautiful day outside, and it&#8217;s your birthday, let&#8217;s go out to lunch, just you and me&#8221;.I said, &#8220;Thanks Jane, that&#8217;s the greatest thing I&#8217;ve heard all day. Let&#8217;s go!&#8221;We went to lunch. But we didn&#8217;t go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.On the way back to the office, Jane said, &#8220;You know, it&#8217;s such a beautiful day&#8230; We don&#8217;t need to go back to the office, do we?&#8221;I responded, &#8220;I guess not. What do you have in mind?&#8221;She said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go to my apartment&#8221;.</p>
<p>After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, &#8220;Boss, if you don&#8217;t mind, I&#8217;m going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I&#8217;ll be right back&#8221;.&#8221;OK&#8221;, I nervously replied.She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake&#8230; followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing &#8220;Happy Birthday&#8221;.And I just sat there&#8230;On the couch&#8230;Naked&#8230;</p>
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