Hercules vs. The Podcast

Labor Three: CRONUS

zer00joker@gmail.com (Wise Man Mike & James The Fool) — Tue, 05 May 2015 22:05:00 +0000

In today's tale, we learn of Cronus (not Chronos): Grandfather of Greek Mythology, wily son of the heavens themselves, and blind, baby-eating weirdo. From the secret chasms of the Earth's anus, to the mysteries of Chaos's womb, The Wise Man & The Fool go on their most Jack Kirby-inspired journey yet. Who mistook a bowling ball for a baby? Cronus! Who took the balls of the sky for his mom? Cronus! Who is literally the worst dad in all of Olympus (until Zeus comes along)? Cronus!

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Clash of the Titans by interstellarwarrior - Battle of Egos Part One by wintercrescent - systematic
chaos (endless way) by SergeChaos - Hannu Honkonen ( Redemption) by Rehtori - Victoria by Leandro Achineli

Labor Two: THESEUS AND THE MINOTAUR

zer00joker@gmail.com (Wise Man Mike & James The Fool) — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 18:56:00 +0000

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In today's tale, we learn of Theseus: son of Poseidon, slayer of The Greek Sinister Six, and all-around psychopath, and of his arch-enemy: The Melancholy Minotaur! What are the sordid origins of the world's first and only bull-man? What system of government could possibly revolve around professional wrestling? Why can't Theseus stop killing people? Why did no one mention the giant turtle? Will the Gods ever stop descending things? And most importantly, what's that noise I hear?! Theseus, no! I'm just typing the description! NOOOOOOOO--!

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Vangelis Sound-Alike by Filmmusicgroup - Milkshake by Aaron Spencer - Pitch Black by Jens Kiilstofte - Dystopia by Per Kiilstofte - Interference by Jens Kiilstofte - Savannah Dusk by Ridvan Düzey - Queen of the Night by Per Kiilstofte - The End of Mankind by Per Kiilstofte - Waltz of the - Undertaker by Aaron Spencer - A Day In The Sun by Per Kiilstofte - Love Making Music by Buddah Tribe
Hercules vs. The Podcast Theme: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte

Labor One: HERAKLES

zer00joker@gmail.com (Wise Man Mike & James The Fool) — Thu, 08 May 2014 22:25:00 +0000

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Welcome to Hercules vs. The Podcast, wherein each episode Wise Man Mike struggles to explain an aspect of mythology to James The Fool. In our debut, we spin the epic tale of the demi-god Herakles: his loves, his murders, his Twelve Summer Jobs, and that horse who ate his boyfriend. You'll never look at jars, shirts, or the sky the same way again.