Hermione's Heart

Complete the Caption

2012-05-26T05:00:00.000-04:00

This happy couple is determined not to let a little bad weather deter them from their pleasant stroll on the beach. Why does she look so cheerful? What does he have in mind? Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your scenarios in the next post.

Friday FAIL

2012-05-25T15:00:00.000-04:00

No exposed bottoms today, but some serious fashion FAILS. Peek-a-boo! Spongebob sees you! What a tease this skater is. That's what I call a body suit! A little rear enhancement is nice, but it's meant to be worn under your clothes. These two are wearing shorts with bare bums painted on, but they are three sizes too big. Try before you buy! A really bad tattoo.

Gentlemen Prefer Wood

2012-05-24T05:00:00.000-04:00

A syndicated article in the newspaper began this way: You can't understand his compulsion for wood and he doesn't get your need for multiple pillows. This type of miscommunication isn't news... An informative piece on spanking? Not exactly. It was a discussion of men's and women's preferences when it comes to decorating a home. But then again, reading between the lines, it could be

Wednesday WIN

2012-05-23T16:30:00.000-04:00

Today's winning theme is bondage. An interesting tie for all you Secretary fans. A bracelet that allows you to do...nothing. A cheeky restaurant sign, complete with reef knot. And another. Predictable, but definitely a

A Royal Boot

2012-05-22T16:00:00.000-04:00

As part of of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations for our Queen (sixty years on the throne - imagine that!) HRH Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, are visiting Canada this week. In their honour here is a little Royal humour.

From the Top Shelf - Creative Writing

2012-05-21T17:00:00.000-04:00

Today's story is "A Good All Rounder" from the collection called The Reckoning by Rachel King. Amelia, the head girl of an English school, is responsible and level-headed, but at 18, has the urge to be very naughty. She has a crush on the tall handsome writing teacher and chooses his creative writing class to further her creative imagination, with disastrous consequences. Mr.Raphael

You Completed the Caption

2012-05-20T16:00:00.000-04:00

Bob: The teacher's saying: Is there anyone in the class that hasn’t got a sexual position as an answer? Prefectdt: The students had started to realize that Mr Stern was taking some kind of hormone supplement. Six of the best: A teen-age boy asks the teacher. "Since you came late to class this morning, can I take your knickers down, and give you a good spanking on your bare bottom?" The

Complete the Caption

2012-05-19T05:00:00.000-04:00

School days...ah, the fond memories. But then, maybe some of those memories are a little painful. What's happening in this classroom? Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I'll grade your assignment in the next post.

Friday FAIL

2012-05-18T15:30:00.000-04:00

The perils of texting, and the ups and downs of mobile phones.

Secrets in the Suburbs

2012-05-17T16:00:00.000-04:00

Last week's Dateline show - an investigative journalism program that explores a mysterious crime, with various twists and turns along the way - was based on a theme near and dear to my heart. A woman was murdered in an upscale suburb of Detroit, and the investigation revealed that her husband had a secret life and was known as "Master Bob" in the local BDSM community. The narrator made much

Wednesday WIN

2012-05-16T17:00:00.000-04:00

The next time you go shopping be sure to look for these spanko products on your supermarket shelves. Pretty amazing, eh? My thoughts exactly.

Watermelon Woman

2012-05-15T15:00:00.000-04:00

Meet Andressa Soares, the self-proclaimed Watermelon Woman, who might possibly have the most beautiful ass on earth. "Men don't bother to stare at skinny girls," Andressa says. "He stares if a chubby girl walks by, even if she's not that cute. Especially if she has a big ass." In the following longer video, she explains the origins of her nickname and describes her rise to fame after her

From the Top Shelf - The Maid Takes Charge

2012-05-14T15:30:00.000-04:00

Today's extract is from the anonymous novel Sweet Sixteen. Isabelle, the high spirited young daughter of a nobleman, has been told by her father she is to be spanked for disobedience by her own maid. She does not dare argue with her father about the punishment, but is determined to offer some resistance and to retain the upper hand even if she must submit to discipline at the hands of someone

You Completed the Caption

2012-05-13T16:00:00.000-04:00

On this Mother's Day we remember all the women who have served their country faithfully and just a little cheekily. Chross: "Do I speak Swahili? Or why is it only one of you understood my orders?" Simon: Hermione could only hope that this turned out to be another one of those naked in public dreams. Six of the best: The drill sergeant says to the naughty female recruits. "Repeat these

Complete the Caption

2012-05-12T16:00:00.000-04:00

A military scene with a difference or two. The soldiers on the left are enjoying what they see, and the drill sergeant is shouting...what? Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your orders in the next post.

Friday FAIL

2012-05-11T15:30:00.000-04:00

More vintage ads for you this week. These are real ads, eye-catchers in their day, and I suppose they sold the products. Funny, but misogynistic.

An Old Friend Reappears

2012-05-10T17:00:00.000-04:00

Last week the roundtable discussion topic on the American Spanking Society had me thinking about the first pervertable I ever got spanked with. It was a wooden paint stirrer that we set aside to use strictly for spanking. Ron painted it gold and called it the Golden Paddle. Did we still have it? I had long outgrown the thin wood paddle and had moved on to sturdier implements, and I hadn't

Wednesday WIN

2012-05-09T15:30:00.000-04:00

Today I have a few kinkeh kittehs for you. I hope yu enjoys tehm. Kthxby!

Seems it's Possible

2012-05-08T16:00:00.000-04:00

Ronnie asked a very good question in her recent post: is an orgasm possible from spanking alone? By sheer coincidence I found a post from 2005 on the subject by the late Alex Birch. I'm reproducing his post in its entirety, and it needs no further explanation. A good spanko friend [name withheld] has kindly contributed the following piece by her husband who used to post as 'Sultan of Swat'

From the Top Shelf - The Persistence of Vision

2012-05-07T16:00:00.000-04:00

I've started to read science fiction again, and picked up a collection called The Persistence of Vision by John Varley. The short story of the same name, written in 1978, is about a hitchhiker travelling across America who happens across a desert commune with a difference. All the inhabitants were born deaf and blind; they communicate by touch and have evolved a complicated system of language.

You Completed the Caption

2012-05-06T16:00:00.000-04:00

I knew someone would recognize the two silver screen giants in this picture. Does anyone know what movie it's from? Here are your captions: Ricky: He: Come down from there! She: No! He: Why? She: Because. He: Because why? She: Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you! Ronnie: If you don't want your bottom spanked, you'd better come down right this minute young lady. Six

Complete the Caption

2012-05-05T16:30:00.000-04:00

A sunny afternoon at the pool, but these two aren't dressed for swimming. What happened to provoke this confrontation at the diving board? What do you think is in store for her? Or for him? Leave your scenario as a comment and I will publish your submissions in the next post.

Friday FAIL

2012-05-04T16:00:00.000-04:00

Was Einstein also an HoH? It seems so. What was the penalty if she failed to follow his rules, a spanking with his slide rule? Read the full article, including the complete list of rules Mrs E had to follow, here. For those of you under 30, this is a slide rule - think of it as a portable calculator that didn't require batteries. And the final word is Einstein's...sort of

Self-enjoyment revisited

2012-05-03T16:00:00.000-04:00

First of all, I want to thank each and every member of the Spanking Bloggers' Network who voted for Hermione's Heart as Blog of the Month. What an honour! I'm very touched. Speaking of touching, some time ago I wrote a post about the change in attitude towards masturbation (read it here). Here are some reminders of how it used to be: Being attacked by aliens is far worse than hairy palms.

Wednesday WIN

2012-05-02T16:00:00.000-04:00

These paddles were on display at a wedding recently, and were signed by all the guests. What words of encouragement or congratulation would you have written if you had been there? This was what the guests took home to remember the happy couple. Want one? They're available here.