Heroes and Monsters

Mulberry Street Rat People

2009-12-13T05:39:00.008+09:00

Name: None
Category: Monsters, Mutants, Zombie-like monsters, Human Predators
Age: Various
Origin: New York city subway
Habitat: New York, NY
General Description: Mulberry Street Rat People are ordinary New Yorkers infected with a highly infectious virus originating from New York subway rats. The virus spreads via saliva and blood from infected rats and people to a human host. Initial symptoms may include rapid hair growth (on face and body, especially – ears and other atypical locations,) craving raw meat, and sensitivity to light and smells. As the virus spreads through out the body additional, often flu-like, symptoms develop – dizziness, nausea, headaches, itching, dry mouth, unexplained bleeding, vomiting, dementia, and sudden aggressive behavior.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: None. Although these mutants do not usually attack each other, their tactics are far from being a coordinated efforts. Every rat for itself, sort of thing.
Sworn Enemies: Clutch, Casey
Special Powers: Relative indifference to pain.
Weapons of Choice: Fangs covered with infectious saliva
Weaknesses: Extreme light sensitivity – bright light may temporarily blind them incapacitating them for a few moments.
Hobbies: Consuming flesh seems to be the only thing these monsters are concerned with. They are not too picky either – human meat, cat meat, rat meat taste equally good to them.
Pet Peeves: Camera flashes and other bright light sources
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
1 Base Intellect Points + 4 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point
Danger Level: Medium to high. Although when encountered one on one these monsters present only medium danger, the danger level significantly increases when they are encountered in groups, which isn't uncommon considering the infectious nature of their condition.
Identification: Disfigured faces and bad teeth. Since the Mulberry Street Rat people attack at the first sight, identifying them should be well below defending yourself on your priorities list.
How to Avoid: The only known outbreak of the virus has occurred in the New York City, thus avoiding NYC is the easiest way to avoid encountering Mulberry Street Rat People. If you are unfortunate enough to live in NYC during the outbreak, lock yourself in your tiny ridiculously overpriced apartment and don't make any noise.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Although it is certainly possible to overpower a few of these monsters, escape is a much better way to utilize the limited amount of time you have before more (and more) monsters are attracted by all the commotion. Blind them with a camera flash to gain a few seconds and run.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Since Mulberry Street Rat People are nothing more than mutated humans, killing them is no more difficult than killing a human... Since they are impervious to pain however, it is extremely hard to slow them down or incapacitate them, so don't waste your time on non-lethal moves.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Mulberry Street (2007)

Clutch

2009-12-13T05:32:00.005+09:00

Name: Clutch
Category: Human, American, Hero, Martial Artist, Boxer
Age: Approximately Mid 40s
Origin: New York, NY
Habitat: Mulberry Street, New York
General Description: An ex-pro-boxer living a quiet non-flashy life in his New York apartment.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Peter Pace, and daughter Casey.
Sworn Enemies: Rat People
Special Powers: Kicking ass
Weapons of Choice: Fists
Weaknesses: Helping others... Clutch often gets in trouble trying to save someone else.
Hobbies: Fishing, Jogging, Kicking ass
Pet Peeves: Being head-butted
Best Lines: - Oh, yeah, baby. They are inside.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 10
5 Base Intellect Points + 4 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Point for Boxing Skills
Power Level: Many years of boxing have sharpened Clutch's reflexes and provided him with the speed and power necessary to overcome most opponents. Experienced and calm, Clutch is a force to be reckoned with.
Identification: A scar by the eye and only 10 of his own teeth... Answers to “Clutch”
How to Recruit: Clutch is always there for his friends and neighbors, so moving into his apartment building would almost certainly put you on his 'gotta-check-if-they'are-okey' list.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Clutch is very easy to get along with – be nice to him and he'll be nice to you. Being a Miss Poland 1982 wouldn't hurt, however.
What to Look Out For: If you become one of the rat-people, Clutch will not hesitate to dispose of you even if you were his mother. So don't become one.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Mulberry street (2007)

Casey

2009-12-13T05:25:00.005+09:00

Name: Casey
Category: Human, American, Hero, Soldier
Age: Early 20s
Origin: New York, NY
Habitat: Mulberry Street, NY
General Description: A strong woman and a war veteran.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Her father - Clutch
Sworn Enemies: Rat people
Special Powers: Combat training
Weapons of Choice: Bare hands and whatever happens to be handy
Weaknesses: Self-conscious about her battle scars
Best Lines: - Quiet is good
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
5 Base Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Point for Military Combat training
Power Level: Medium. Casey might seem like a quiet type, but don't let that fool you – she is a trained killer, and is capable of defending herself with seemingly unexpected ease.
Identification: Her battle scars and an impressive amount of freckles make her stand out from the crowd.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Mulberry Street (2007)

The Skeletons from the Haunted House

2009-11-13T04:32:00.017+09:00

Name: Unknown
Category: Supernatural beings, Undead, Living Dead, Skeletons
Age: Unknown
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: The Haunted House
General Description: Funky skeletons with passion for music and choreography
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Spiders and Bats
Sworn Enemies: None
Special Powers:
- Each bone of the Skeletons from the Haunted House is tuned to a specific pitch of the musical scale, which allows their bodies to be used as percussion instruments.
- Amazing structural flexibility of the bones allows them to squeeze through the smallest possible openings as well as to perform dance routines of amazing complexity.
- Do not underestimate the physical strength of these monsters – they can bend metal with a truly amazing ease.
Weapons of Choice: The mere appearance of an animated skeleton can frighten even the bravest of us... Their passion for dancing does not make them any less disturbing.
Weaknesses: The bones are held together by some unknown power and tend to often get disjointed, turning these monsters into piles of bones... Conveniently the skeletons can quickly reassemble themselves at a moment's notice. This process has not yet been explained by the scientists and further research of this phenomena is needed.
Hobbies: Dancing of course!
Pet Peeves: Victims that do not know how to play any musical instruments.
Best Lines: - Play! PLAY!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
2 Base Intellect Points + 4 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Relative Invulnerability Point
Danger Level: Very low. They might scare you, but as long as you can play a funky tune you should be okey. The Undead from the Haunted House are even able to assist you in this task...
Identification: Not many of the undead share these monsters' love of dance and music, so identifying them should not be too challenging.
How to Avoid: Don't go into Haunted Houses... Especially if you can't play a tune to save your life!
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Find the nearest music instrument and start playing...
Suggested Killing Techniques: Although these monsters are already dead we can speculate that physical destruction of the osseous matter that these monsters are made of should be sufficient. Whether you chose to grind them into powder or incinerate them is totally up to you.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Haunted House (1929)

Sasquatch from Sasquatch Hunters

2008-08-21T02:29:00.011+09:00

Name: Lucy and others (real names unknown)
Category: Monster, Animal, Mammal, Ape, Abominable Snowman, Sasquatch
Age: Various
Origin: North American Woods
Habitat: If when traveling through the North American wilderness you come upon a land completely devoid of any signs of wildlife – you are probably approaching Sasquatch habitat (or Exxon Mobil headquarters.) The Sasquatch are so successful as hunters that even scavenger animals avoid encroaching upon their territory... which explains the silence...
General Description: A close relative of Gigantopithecus that made its way to North America. Basically a giant bi-pedal gorilla. Developed a surprisingly sophisticated society signified by the burial ceremony, advanced hunting techniques (including utilizing trap pits), etc.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: None
Sworn Enemies: Anthropologists, Paleontologists, and other gravedigger-ologists.
Special Powers: The size of this creature alone can count as a special power
Weapon(s) of choice: Bare hands and claws. These guys are really not picky as far as killing is concerned – they can slam you against a tree trunk, rip your throat out with their fangs, etc.
Weakness(es): Unlike some other Sasquatch, this particular Bigfoot sub-specie is cursed with a rather pathetic vision. Even the victims located a few dozen feet away appear blurry.
Hobbies: Unknown. It is unclear how far advanced their society has become since not many people that encountered these beasts close enough to observe them lived to tell the story. For all we know they might be into computer games.
Pet Peeves: Anyone and anything that intrudes onto their territory
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
2 Base Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point
Danger Level: High. This Sasquatch sub-specie is one of the most aggressive and dangerous. If they set their mind on killing you, you might as well lay down, relax, and try to enjoy the experience of facing the mother nature in all her glory.
Identification: A typical Sasquatch from Sasquatch Hunters often looks like a guy in a gorilla suit when viewed from a distance. When it is close enough for you to realize that you were wrong identifying it as such ~~when in fact it was actually a computer generated image~~ – it’s usually too late.
NOTE: Considering the fact that encountering any Sasquatch is almost always a deadly experience, don’t sweat it trying to figure out the exact biological classification of the beast. Here is a simple rule of s thumb – if you live in North America and see a giant gorilla outside the zoo – run first, identify the humanoid specie later.
NOTE 2: Always run away and not towards the animal
How to Avoid: Please, under no circumstances carry bones that you dug out of some suspicious graves. Use the luggage space you free by getting rid of the bones to carry some weapons and ammunition.
Suggested actions in case of encounter: Most specialists agree that shouting “Shit!” and running away is an excellent way of dealing with Sasquatch. Sasquatch hunting grounds is not the place to show off what a macho you are.
Suggested killing techniques: The Sasquatch can, in fact, be killed, but don’t expect a pistol or a small caliber to do the trick. You need something big, powerful, and nasty. AK-47 would be a very reasonable bet. Nuking the site from orbit might be a little excessive, but nonetheless is an excellent way to be sure.
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Movie Featuring the Character:
- Sasquatch Hunters (2005)

Lillith

2008-08-20T01:47:00.019+09:00

Name: Lillith
Category: Supernatural Being, Leader, Villain, Human Predator, Shape Shifter, Vampire, Homosexual, Lesbian
Age: Unknown – potentially hundreds or even thousands of years
Origin: The little known region of Tierra del Fuego that looks surprisingly like Pacific North-West
Habitat: McCutcheon Mortuary/Brothel (325 Bowmont, ask for the Cunningham wake)
General Description: The mother of all vampires and the most horrible woman to ever walk the Earth. A flaming lesbian with a passion for rare blood types, Lillith usually surrounds herself with female vampires and uses them to lure unsuspecting males into her lair.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Vincent the Villainous Midget
Sworn Enemies: Rafe Guttman
Special Powers: In addition to the basic vampire staple such as super strength and shape-shifting, Lillith possesses advanced immortality skills - she may be taken out of action, but she cannot be killed.
Weapons of Choice: Tongue-tacle, which Lillith uses to choke her victims while simultaneously pushing their hearts out. Unlike her brethren, Lillith does not limit herself to blood sucking via two tiny holes in the neck and often prefers freshly squeezed hearts.
Weaknesses: Lillith can be easily controlled by anyone who possesses a mysterious blood-filled object known as “the key.” Please keep in mind that the key ~~inexplicably explodes~~ easily breaks if dropped, freeing Lillith from its control.
Hobbies: Fulfilling your wildest sexual fantasies... like masturbating cheerleaders (???) and Marilyn Monroe up-skirt reenactment (Really??? You call this wild?)
Pet Peeves: Vegetarians
Best Lines:
1) Don’t eat your heart baby. That’s my job.
2) Care for a little deep throat?
3) I just love a man who gives you head… and let’s you keep it.
4) Breasts are always nice. But I prefer… Oooh.
5) First I am going to rip your dick off, then I’m going to grind your balls into guacamole.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 14
4 Base Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Basic Shape Shifting Point + 3 Advanced Invulnerability Points
Danger Level: High. You wouldn’t think that she is that tough when you first encounter Lillith. Especially if she happens to be in her human form. The looks are deceiving however ~~and the boobs are fake~~ - Lillith might turn you into a vampire and make you her lapdog, but most men she encounters end up having their hearts ripped out...
Identification: If you encounter a heavy-breasted lesbian vampiress who refuses to die when staked – you are probably dealing with Lillith.
How to Avoid: Despite many centuries of causing mayhem, Lillith has never killed a woman. She also hates the taste of vegetarian blood. Which leads us to a logical (and obvious) conclusion that being (or becoming) a vegetarian female is the surest way to avoid Lillith.
If this course of action is not available to you, you can also avoid Lillith by NOT visiting whorehouses.
If the above is not a practical suggestion either, we suggest that you visit only above-ground whorehouses, and sprinkle all your whores with some holy water – just to make sure.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: If you find yourself stuck in the underground bordello surrounded by Lillith and her goons, you have two possible courses of action available:
a) You can surrender to them, ultimately exchanging your life for a brief encounter with silicon boobies;
or
b) You can easily escape through the chimney which leads back to the surface
The choice is yours.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Lillith is not your typical vampire – the standard stake and holy water can’t really harm her. The only sure way to disable her is by using some cross shaped puncture weapon to separate Lillith’ heart into four pieces, removing the heart from the body, and putting the pieces into separate containers to prevent them from touching each other. Sounds complicated?... It is.
NOTE: Not surprisingly the reverse process brings Lillith back to life.
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Movies Featuring the Character:
- Bordello of Blood (1996)

Rafe Guttman

2008-08-20T01:34:00.013+09:00

Name: Rafe Guttman
Category: Human, American, Hero, Private Investigator, Vampire Hunter
Age: Early 30s
Origin: USA
Habitat: Abandoned Movie Theater
General Description: Who's the Jewish private dick who’s a sex machine to all the Christian chicks. Rafe! Ya damn right! They say this cat Rafe is a bad mother... Shut your mouth! I'm talkin' 'bout Rafe...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Katherine Verdoux, Rev. 'J.C.' Current
Sworn Enemies: Lillith
Special Powers: Ability to deliver sarcastic one-liners at a moments notice
Weapons of Choice: Super soaker water gun filled with holy water and a convenient cross shaped super laser
Weaknesses: Possesses only one business card. Destroying it destroys his only semi-believable credential.
Hobbies: Eavesdropping around police stations in search for prospective customers
Pet Peeves: Getting his dick crazy-glued to bullets and/or having sex with vampires
Best Lines:
1) - A whorehouse?
- A house inhabited by whores.
2) You remind me why being married to you drove to the brink of homosexuality
3) Nice place, sort of like Superman’s dad joint on Krypton.
4) I’m reasonably sure you’re the type of woman who’s never heard the expression “half-cocked,” but that is exactly what this gun is, and I swear I’ll use it.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 10
5 Base Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Power Points + 2 Weapon Points for the Holy Super Soaker and the “Laserlight of the Lord”
Power Level: Medium. If sarcasm could kill, Rafe would have been a true champion. In the real world he has to rely on his intellect... and the Super Soaker
Identification: If you encounter a piss poor Jewish private dick, who can go no longer than 10 seconds without cracking a joke, and his business card says his name is Rafe Guttman – you are probably dealing with Rafe Guttman. Now give him back his business card.
How to Recruit: Instead of calling 911 always report crime while being physically present at the police station. Speak loud and clear to make sure everyone can hear you. Wait for Rafe to approach you.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Pay him $150 per day + expenses ($75 if you are an attractive female)
What to Look Out For: His private investigator license has expired long ago, but hey - it’s just a piece of paper, right? Plus you don't need a permit to use a Super Soaker.
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Movies Featuring the Character:
- Bordello of Blood (1996)

The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues

2008-06-11T03:25:00.007+09:00

Name: Unknown
Category: Monster, Aquatic Monster, Animal, Mutant Animal
Age: Unknown
Origin: Ocean near Pacific College of Oceanography
Habitat: Always near the mysterious nuclear energy shaft coming from the “activated” uranium ore located on the ocean floor. Despite its name, the Phantom usually stays within 0.5 leagues off-shore and at the depths no greater than 0.01036 leagues.
General Description: A heavily mutated marine creature, that came to life as an unfortunate side effect of one of the Pacific College of Oceanography experiments. Living in “constant flow of heavy water” provided our underwater pal with an unusual reaction to the radiation caused by “activated” submerged uranium ore – instead of instant death, the Phantom mutated and, in fact, adapted to feed of this radiation, which proved to be an extremely efficient energy source for Phantom’s limited but energy consuming escapades.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: The Phantom has no friends... unless a shaft of radioactive light can count as one.
Sworn Enemies: Anyone who comes close to his beloved radiation shaft
Special Powers: Virtual immunity to the effects of radiation
Weapon(s) of choice: It is believed that the monster drowns its victims or reaps them apart with powerful fangs and paws, however most of the Phantom’s victims end up with multiple radiation burns and therefore the exact causes of death are hard to pinpoint.
Weakness(es): Lack of immunity to the effects of dynamite
Hobbies: Peeping at scuba divers
Pet Peeves: Paddleboats
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
1 Base Intellect Points + 4 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point
Danger Level: Medium. Unless you are planning on swimming in the vicinity of that mysterious shaft of light emanating from the ocean floor – you really have nothing to worry about. If that is exactly what you are planning to do – don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Identification: The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues is a sea serpent of some kind... a hideous beast that defies description... However, some specialists claim that the monster can, in fact, be described as a guy in a rubber fish suit.
How to Avoid: The Phantom from 10,000 leagues has exclusively attacked people in paddleboats (or scuba divers that utilize paddleboats to reach their diving destination.) We may speculate that the sound of motor boats scares the monster away and therefore wholeheartedly endorse motor propelled boats for transpiration near the mysterious underwater nuclear shafts.
Suggested actions in case of encounter: When encountering this beast you have to watch out for two things – the monster itself and the nuclear shaft, proximity of which is signified by the presence of the Phantom. Any object that comes into contact with the bright light of the radioactive shaft may and most definitely will be destroyed.
Suggested killing techniques: The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues is surprisingly susceptible to ordinary dynamite.
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Movie Featuring the Character:
- The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues (1955)

Sasquatch from The Untold

2008-06-07T04:20:00.008+09:00

Name: Unknown
Category: Monster, Animal, Mammal, Ape, Abominable Snowman, Sasquatch
Age: Unknown
Origin: Pacific North-West woods
Habitat: Pacific North-West woods
General Description: Giant hominid apes well renowned for their astonishing size and strength as well as their extraordinary stealth and camouflage skills. The Sasquatch are believed to live in small family units and possess above average intelligence that allows for abstract thought (evident in cave paintings) and even rudimentary religion.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Other Sasquatch
Sworn Enemies: People
Special Powers: Unlike most Earth mammals, the Sasquatch utilize a form of infra-red vision that allows them to see their victims even in the complete darkness. The mechanism behind their vision is not entirely clear, and some researchers have suggested that it is not, in fact, based on infra-red, but on some other kind of yet unknown vision spectrum altogether. Further research into this mystery is definitely required.
Weapons of Choice: Bare hands or tree trunks which they use to club their victims
Weaknesses: The Sasquatch are extremely shy of their patchy appearance, and avoid camera like plague. They are so elusive in this regard that even motion picture makers are rarely able to capture them on film, despite the fact that they are filming actors in elaborate make-up and not the real Sasquatch.
Hobbies: Bear wrestling
Pet Peeves: People looking for “proofs” of Sasquatch existence. The Sasquatch know that once they are discovered it’s going to be only a matter of weeks before their habitat is swarming with biologists, journalists, hunters, etc. You might think that it’s not a big deal, but a daring Sasquatch will go to any length to destroy any record of their existence you were able to collect.
NOTE: Some researches suspect that the Sasquatch are secretly funding right-wing think-tanks to run a vicious smear campaign against anyone who claims to have seen a Sasquatch, accusing them of paranoia or even insanity. Many witnesses refuse to confirm their accounts out of fear of repercussions. Many of those who speak up end up institutionalized.
Best Lines: N/A
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
2 Base Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Additional Point for Extreme stealth
Danger Level: High. If the Sasquatch decide to rid Pacific North West wilderness of your presence – they will.
Identification: If, while hiking in the Pacific North West, you encounter a gorilla like creature that looks like it requires a full-body Rogaine treatment, you can be sure that you are dealing with a Sasquatch. A horrific body odor is a frequently reported sign of the Sasquatch proximity.
How to Avoid: Chances of encountering a Sasquatch in densely populated areas are almost non-existent. If you are already in the woods – make sure not to provoke or attack any Sasquatch for they are extremely vengeful.
If you are accompanied by a female who happens to be menstruating – discard the female immediately – her scent might attract a lonely Sasquatch or a hungry grizzly.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Defending yourself against these beasts is almost entirely useless – they are always there where you least expect them. Running away is probably the best strategy, but do yourself a favor and discard any “souvenirs” from your encounter (preferably in such a way that the Sasquatch actually see you do it) to prevent the Sasquatch from chasing you down in the wilderness and their lawyers from destroying your reputation once and if you reach civilization.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Elephant rifles or other large caliber weapons might be useful if you succeed in getting a clear shot. The Sasquatch, however, are extremely stealthy, and getting a clear shot in densely wooded areas might prove problematic.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Sasquatch (The Untold) (2002)

Julie Walker

2008-06-06T04:40:00.017+09:00

Name: Julie Walker
Category: Supernatural Being, Human Predator, Undead, Living Dead, Zombie
Age: Late teens at the time of death
Origin: A military research facility somewhere on the West Coast
Habitat: Anywhere really – city streets, sewers, laboratories.
General Description: Julie Walker was resurrected by her boyfriend Curt Reynolds after the two of them got into a ghastly motorcycle accident. Julie became one of the living dead, however her case is truly quite remarkable. Julie is a compassionate, reasonable, and even remorseful zombie. She is capable of realizing that she is in fact undead and even be scared by this fact. Julie even attempted a suicide, something rarely heard of among the undead.
Some experts speculate that these characteristics can be explained by the relative freshness of Julie’s corpse at the time of the Trioxin exposure, or the relative lack of brain damage, while others claim that her behavior is easily explained by her ability to thwart the hunger attacks; however the argument remains very much open for further study and discussion.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Curt Reynolds, Riverman
Sworn Enemies: Military researchers, multiracial thugs
Special Powers:
a) Ability to temporarily control her hunger by self-mutilation.
NOTE: Controlling hunger with pain is something World Hunger Relief organizations should seriously study. Considering the fact that pain is so much cheaper than food nowadays, the global hunger problem can be probably resolved within a matter of weeks.
b) Before becoming a living dead Julie’s saliva possessed a rare quality – it made magnetic key cards work on doors that they were not intended to open… or at least allowed for increased security clearance.
NOTE: This ability has not been put to the test since Julie’s untimely death. We are not even sure zombies have saliva.
Weapons of Choice: A stone in her right hand and a spike in her left
Weaknesses: Likes human brains, but feels bad about killing people. She is like a PETA vegetarian, who can only eat meat. And you thought your life sucked.
Hobbies: Did we mention the fact that she likes to eat human brains? Well, let me restate that - this is your brain; and this is your brain being eaten by Julie. Any questions?
Pet Peeves: Cheap sugar coated snacks, donuts and other snacks that don’t contain human brain tissue.
Best Lines:
1) The pain helps. The pain makes the hunger go away.
2) I’m getting hungry again.
3) Curt, help me. Are you gonna tie me up please?
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
2 Intellect Points + 4 Base Physical Strength Points +1 Weapon Points for various sharp and blunt objects in her possession + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Danger Level: Medium. Sure, she is a brain-eating zombie, but she isn’t that bad really. As long as she is nowhere near you that is.
Identification: If you are talking to someone whose piercing hobby is clearly getting a little out of hand, you might be talking to Julie. If this someone is clearly distracted by something, and at the same time is constantly looking at your skull with an enthusiasm of a puppy in a dog food commercial, you might consider getting the hell out.
How to Avoid: Julie is not a very sociable individual ever since she developed taste for brains, and encountering her in public places is very unlikely.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Cover your skull with a hard to break object and run. She might be all chatty and seem almost normal right now, but a few seconds later she might be chowing down on your brains. If this warning came too late and your brains are in fact being consumed by Julie at this very moment, please take some comfort in the fact that Julie will surely regret killing you later... after she stuffs herself with your grey matter.
Suggested Killing Techniques: The Living Dead cannot be killed. Your best hope is that the military would capture her and turn her into a cyborg zombie, that they themselves would not be able to control. Which means there is no hope really. Start smoking and drinking today.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The Return of the Living Dead III (1993)

Curt Reynolds

2008-06-06T04:34:00.012+09:00

Name: Curt Reynolds
Category: Human, American
Age: Late teens
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: Unspecified West Coast town near a military base
General Description: A rebellious teenager growing up with his military father (after the untimely death of his mother). Curt’s father’s round-the-clock involvement in the secret government Trioxin research and therefore lack of time for paternal affection and supervision, drove Curt to the life of violence, underage sex, and probably of smoking the evil dope. After his encounter with the life wrecking “femme fatale” (and soon to be “zombi fatale”) Julie Walker, Curt’s life went even further downhill as he turned to musical career day-dreaming, motorcycle driving, and military base sneaking into... It was while engaged in the latter that he encountered Trioxin, which he later used to resurrect his girlfriend after a gruesome motorcycle accident.
NOTE: Curt’s life story is a typical real-life example of the negative effects of the so-called “marijuana” – what starts with one joint in a public bathroom near the Turkish embassy, often ends with your zombie girlfriend eating some Asian guy’s brains right in front of you.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Riverman, Julie Walker
Sworn Enemies: The Living Dead, multiracial thugs
Special Powers: Access to Daddy’s security pass card
Weapons of Choice: Nothing really... Curt prefers to run away from his problems. Occasionally he has been seen swinging a pipe, but we refuse to call it a weapon in his particular case.
Weaknesses: Julie Walker... She just needs to make a sad face and he is ready to forgive her anything.
Hobbies: Motorcycle ~~racing~~ crashing
Pet Peeves: Julie Walker’s culinary preferences... He just wants her to behave like before she died and became a zombie...
Best Lines: - How could you eat that... that man.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 5
3 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points
Power Level: Low. It’s his girlfriend you should be concerned about.
Identification: Curt’s very, very memorable girlfriend that accompanies him wherever he goes is a dead giveaway... (Get it? Dead giveaway?... Hmmm… Ah, forget it.)
How to Recruit: Protect him from thugs, military, and the living dead. Curt is always on the run, and being a helpless brat means that he is always in need of assistance.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Don’t tell Curt to abandon his girlfriend, it’s really useless. If you want Curt’s company (for whatever bizarre reason) you will have to learn to deal with her.
What to Look Out For: There is an extremely good chance that his girlfriend is going to eat your brains.
NOTE: As you could have figured out by now, there is really nothing special about Curt... other than his girlfriend. We don't even know why we wrote all this. Why don't you read about Curt's girlfriend instead.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The Return of the Living Dead III (1993)

Riverman

2008-06-06T04:26:00.015+09:00

Name: Riverman
Category: Homeless, American, African-American, Victim, Supernatural Being, Undead, Living Dead, Human Predator, Zombie, Enhanced Zombie, Cyborg
Age: Unknown
Origin: Unknown (possibly New Orleans)
Habitat: West Coast sewers
General Description: An altruistic, poetic, deeply philosophical individual, who is always ready to risk his life for a stranger, Riverman is everything we came to expect from sewer dwelling homeless people.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Curt Reynolds, Julie Walker
Sworn Enemies: Military researchers
Special Powers: Very few before his death/resurrection; extreme strength and invulnerability after becoming a zombie and acquiring hydraulic exoskeleton.
Weapons of Choice: Exoskeleton limbs
Weaknesses: Before his death Riverman possessed delicious sewer-pickled brains, which made him extremely prized among the undead connoisseurs, and explains his current condition. Since he became a zombie, Riverman’s only weakness is his big heart (and other soft tissue not covered with exoskeleton.)
Hobbies: Helping upper-middle-class suburban white boys. Riverman is there when you need a helping hand navigating you through the urban sewer system.
Pet Peeves: Being drilled... And yes – we mean “drilled” as in “with an electric drill.”
Best Lines: - I saw a river swallow three men once, one time back in New Orleans. It was a night just like this. Pitch black... They were floating along just as nice as you want to. Then they round the corner and she rose up like a big old black viper, and pulled them under just like that. Swallowed them whole. Never found one of them. I saw it. I saw it all!!!
NOTE: The above quote can serve as an excellent pick up line or a conversation ice breaker. Try it immediately with that special girl you were afraid to talk to in the past and watch the magic happen.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 9
1 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points +1 Weapon Points for exoskeleton + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Power Level: High. You thought zombies were dangerous. Well, here come the cyborg zombies!
Identification: Although Riverman was hard to spot in the past, ever since he became a cyborg zombie he is virtually impossible to miss.
How to Recruit: Show him a “Mardi Gras coin.” Riverman obeys anyone who has one in his/her possession.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Don’t worry about Riverman. He is a very forgiving person, and is not going to hold anything against you. Even if you abandon him and your girlfriend eats his brains - it’s okey, Riverman is still your buddy.
What to Look Out For: Don’t lose that Mardi Gras coin! His memory is a little shaky these days, and you need to show it to him from time to time, just to keep him in check.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The Return of the Living Dead III (1993)

The Living Dead

2008-06-05T05:20:00.001+09:00

Name: Various (Multiple Specimens. For individual articles see: Trash, ½ Woman Corpse, Freddy (zombie), Julie Walker, Riverman)
Category: Supernatural Bring, Undead, Living Dead, Human Predator, Zombie
Age: Various
Origin: Resurrection cemetery
NOTE: Although this is, in fact, the site of the first reported outbreak, potentially countless prior outbreaks could be kept under wraps by the military.
Habitat: Depends on how far they have spread by now. For all I know they might be – BEHIND YOU!
General Description: Human and Animal corpses brought back to life by 245 Trioxin. These unfortunate creatures suffer from constant pain caused by continuous decomposition. Fresh human brains seem to be the only medicine capable of easing their pain.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Other Living Dead
Sworn Enemies: The living
Special Powers: Ability to reason (limited), ability to speak (about brains)
Weapons of Choice: Teeth. Occasionally scalpels and other weapons they succeed in obtaining from their human victims.
Weaknesses: Delicious Human Brains
Hobbies: Collecting World War II memorabilia… just kidding. It’s - Eating Brains!
Pet Peeves: Thick skulls, helmets
Best Lines:
1) Send... more... paramedics…
2) Send... more... cops
3) Get that damned screwdriver out of my head!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
1 Intellect Points + 4 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Shock Point + 1 Point for Relative Immortality
Danger Level: Extremely High. The danger of these creatures lies in numbers. You could stop a single living dead, but what would you do when attacked by hundreds or thousands of these ghouls.
Identification: If you see a corpse that happens to be moving, try talking to it. If it responds – it’s one of the living dead, if not – it’s probably one of the living dead anyway. Not to mention that the Living Dead decay, smell, cannot be killed, and constantly beg for brains. Really, face to face identification is quite simple.
To identify them over the radio or telephone is more tricky, however. You may try asking them a question regarding some popular current event or a current celebrity, that only a currently living person would know the answer to. Keep in mind, though, that asking who is the current president, as suggested by some, might prove to be a deadly mistake - "George Bush" might be a correct answer today, but people that died between 1989 and 1993 would give you that answer as well. Instead try something more current and fool-proof, like "What do you know about Paris Hilton?" If they answer that it's a five star hotel in France - you know you are talking to a zombie.
Note: This method does not provide a 100% accuracy. Use at your own risk.
How to Avoid: Move to Canada. Then to Europe. Then to Australia. Then to Antarctica.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter:
1) Call 1-800-454-8000 (or 311-555-8674, or 1-800-555-8000) and follow the instructions.
NOTE: Keep in mind we do not endorse this phone service in any way.
2) Distract the ghouls with a recording of 80s aerobics. For some unknown reason the Living Dead are mesmerized by the site of women jumping around in leotards. This method will not work all the time but is worth trying.
3) The Living Dead can be incapacitated by nitrogen (?) based projectile headshot. The effects however are temporary and sometimes last only a few minutes. This technique can only be used to slow down and advancing ghoul.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Unlike in the case of other zombie species, destroying the brains of the Living Dead does not kill them. Even severed body parts of these monsters go on living. Tactical nuclear missiles will, in fact, vaporize the existing living dead. The unfortunate side effect of this technique is that although it destroys the old living dead, it also creates new living dead by spreading 245 Trioxin into areas previously unaffected. Which defeats the purpose of using the nukes on the first place...
The only other viable alternative, is taking each individual corpse affected by 245 Trioxin, canning it inside a relatively air tight container of some sort, and trucking it in open-bed trucks to some military base with the most lax security imaginable. We wholeheartedly believe that this method is entirely fool-proof and don’t see how anything could go wrong.
NOTE: Some unconfirmed reports state that the Living Dead can be killed by electricity. These reports however don’t make any sense and I would not recommend relying on electricity as the sole means of protection.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
- The Return of the Living Dead II (1988)
- The Return of the Living Dead III (1993)

Freddy Krueger

2008-01-16T04:57:00.000+09:00

Name: Frederick Charles Krueger
Category: Supernatural Being, Villain, Serial Killer, Undead, Evil Spirit
Age: Born in the early 1940s
Origin: Springwood. 1428 Elm Street.
Habitat: Dreams of Springwood children
General Description: Son of Amanda Krueger and a hundred maniacs that raped her. Although arrested in 1968 for the murders of several Springwood children, Freddy was released on technicality in 1968. After his release he was tracked down by the Springwood parents and burned alive in the boiler room which he used to torture and kill his victims. As Freddy was being consumed by the flames, however, he encountered three dream demons and given a gift of eternal life in the dream world along with an ability to turn the dreams of his victims into reality.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Jesse Walsh
Sworn Enemies: Nancy Thompson, Lt. Thompson, Roland Kincaid, Joey Crusel, Will Stanton, Taryn White
Special Powers: Ability to turn dreams into reality – anything that happens to his victims in their dreams - happens to them in the physical world as well, for example a scratch sustained in a dream world translates into an actual scratch, etc. Freddy exercises excellent control of the space continuum in the dream reality – he is able to change the surroundings, shape-shift, and play mind tricks with his victims.
Weapons of Choice: Razor-Clawed glove (also – Razor-Clawed Hand and Syringe-Clawed Hand)
Weaknesses: Although occasionally capable of exercising limited control over the physical reality (making a phone ring, controlling his own skeleton, etc) Freddy’s power is almost entirely limited to the dream reality he inhabits.
Hobbies: Scratching metal surfaces with his claws. Raising surrounding temperature and melting various objects.
Pet Peeves: Caffeine
Best Lines:
1) Come to Freddy…
2) I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy
3) - I am here to help you
– Help yourself, fucker.
4) This is it, Jennifer - your big break in TV. Welcome to prime time, bitch.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 16
4 Base Intellect Points + 1 Base Physical Power Points + 3 Additional Physical Power Points for when in Dream World + 1 Weapon Points for the Razor-Clawed Glove + 1 Supernatural Power Points + 1 Shock Point + 2 Ultimate Shape-Shifting Points + 3 Dream World Space Continuum Control Points + 5 Ultimate Invulnerability Points – 5 Points for being limited to the Dream World
Danger Level: Extremely high. Sooner or later everyone sleeps, which means that encountering Freddy is unavoidable. Especially if you live in Springwood. Especially if you live on Elm Street. Especially if your house number is 1428.
Identification: Although in the dream world Freddy can appear as anyone or anything, he is most commonly identified by his green-red striped sweater, brown fedora style hat, his razor-clawed glove, and severe burns covering his entire body. The green-red color combination is especially common – if you dream of anything colored in this peculiar pattern – watch out – Freddy is probably near by.
How to Avoid: Hypnocil and other dream suppressants might prove to be the best method of avoiding Freddy. Consult your health care provider to see if Hypnocil is right for you. Avoid taking Hypnocil if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Wake the hell up! If unable to do so – attempt to utilize Balinese Dream Skills – turn your back on Freddy and don’t be afraid... this is just a dream after all.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Since Freddy is already dead he cannot be disposed of completely. However there are a few methods that can be extremely helpful when battling against him:
1) Bringing Freddy into the physical world (by holding on to him and waking up) can provide a rare opportunity to utilize conventional weapons against him. Treat this method with extreme caution and don’t expect it to really work.
2) Freddy gains strength by absorbing the souls of his victims. Preventing him from killing more children is a sure way of draining his power - a few centuries of such a diet and Freddy will be little more than a common poltergeist. It is more easily said than done however.
3) Freddy strength is rooted in people’s fear of him. Do not be afraid of him and his supernatural powers will dwindle.
4) Eliminating every memory of Freddy in your community is a good method of anti-Freddy prophylactics and could limit Freddy’s access to the energy of fear. Pretending that Freddy is not real and is nothing more than an 80’s slasher-flick character and an object of Wes Craven’s imagination is a good way to start. “Urban legends” are hard to eliminate however, especially if they are in fact true.
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Movies Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Taryn White

2008-01-16T04:51:00.001+09:00

Name: Taryn White
Category: Human, Hero, Dream Warrior, American, Student, Victim
Age: Late teens
Origin: Elm Street, Springwood
Habitat: Westin Hills psychiatric hospital
General Description: One of the Elm Street children whose parents participated in the lynching of Freddy Krueger. Taryn's dreams, like the dreams of most Springwood children, have been haunted by Freddy ever since.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson, Joey Crusel, Roland Kincaid, Will Stanton
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: In her dreams she is beautiful... and bad
Weapons of Choice: A pair of razor-sharp switch-blades
Weaknesses: Drugs... It is not known if she turned to drugs because of Freddy or not, but one thing is certain – Taryn can’t just say no.
Hobbies: Hanging out with lowlifes
Pet Peeves: Being reminded of her drug addiction past...
Best Lines: - Ok, asshole. Let’s dance.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
3 Base Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Physical Power Points for being “bad” in the dream world + 1 Weapon Point for the pair of switch blades
Power Level: Medium. Although in the real world she is not warm and fuzzy like the majority of the Dream Warriors, it is her dream world alter ego one should be more concerned with. The switch-blades are not just for decoration – Taryn knows how to use them.
Identification: In the dream world Taryn sports a foot-high Mohawk which makes identifying her an extremely easy task.
How to Recruit: Taryn is not really afraid of Freddy and given an opportunity to face him, she would probably go for it. We do not recommend offering her drugs as an additional reward – your proposition might piss her off more than anything.
How to Stay on Her Good Side: Taryn seems to be in a pissy mood virtually 100% of the time. So would you if you were going through hardcore withdrawals and dealing with Freddy infested nightmares at the same time. So try to be sensitive and supportive.
What to Look Out For: Sadly, a relapse is always a possibility with Taryn and making sure she isn’t tempted with easily available drugs should be her companions’ main concern.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Will Stanton

2008-01-16T02:29:00.002+09:00

Name: William 'Will' Stanton
Category: Human, Hero, Dream Warrior, American, Student, Victim
Age: Late teens
Origin: Elm Street, Springwood
Habitat: Westin Hills psychiatric hospital
General Description: One of the Elm Street children whose parents participated in the burning of the notorious child murderer Freddy Krueger, after he was released from prison on a technicality. Being pursued by Freddy in one of his nightmares, Will took a jump and ended up in a wheelchair.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson, Joey Crusel, Roland Kincaid, Taryn White
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: In the dream world Will not only regains his ability to walk, but also becomes a powerful Wizard Master able to cast powerful spells and create magical visual effects.
Weapons of Choice: Spells
Weaknesses: The nature of the dream world is such that Freddy’s disbelief in magic and fairy tales makes Will’s spells virtually useless.
Hobbies: Playing “Wizard Master” board game... probably watching “Star Trеk,” reading this website, and other geeky activities
Pet Peeves: People who claim that Star Trеk TNG is in any way better than Star Trеk TOS.
Best Lines:
1) I’m the Wizard Master!
2) In the name of Lowrek, Prince of Elves, demon, be gone!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
4 Base Intellect Points + 1 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Supernatural Power Points for when in Dream World
Power Level: Medium. Absolutely harmless in the real word, Will acquires supernatural magic abilities in his dreams.
Identification: If when in the dream world you encounter a nerdy little guy dressed for some reason like Dracula on steroids – it’s probably Will Stanton.
How to Recruit: Promise to play Wizard Master with him afterwards.
How to Stay on His Good Side: When playing Wizard Master don’t take any shortcuts and do say all the prescribed formulas as required. Of course it is just a game, but you don’t have to tell that to Will if you want to be on his good side.
What to Look Out For: Remember that Freddy also knows that Wizard Master is just a game, and Lowrek Prince of Elves is a just fictional character... Interestingly enough so is Freddy... and Will... and me... only you are real and everyone and everything else (including this website) are products of your imagination. I am your subconscious and I approve this message.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Joey Crusel

2008-01-16T01:44:00.001+09:00

Name: Joseph 'Joey' Crusel
Category: Human, Dream Warrior, American, Student, Survivor
Age: Late teenage
Origin: Elm Street, Springwood
Habitat: Westin Hills psychiatric hospital
General Description: Along with the other Dream Warriors, Joey is one of the children whose parents burned Freddy Kruger alive, when this child murderer was released from prison on a technicality. A very nice and smart kid, Joey used to be a debater at school but lost his ability to speak after a gruesome encounter with Freddy in one of his nightmares.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson, Roland Kincaid, Will Stanton, Taryn White
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: Joey is “blessed” with one of the most useless special powers among Dream Warriors - although speech impaired in the real world, in the dream world Joey is able to speak and can even produce a mirror shattering scream that ~~helps him to kill monsters~~, ~~helps him to summon help~~ ...doesn’t really do anything.
Weapons of Choice: Screaming
Weaknesses: Inability to control his own sexual drive
Hobbies: Stalking hospital nurses
Pet Peeves: Having his body used by Freddy for scribbling messages addressed to Nancy Thompson
Best Lines: - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 5
3 Base Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Power Points + 0 Points for the Notorious Scream ~~of Doom~~ of Uselessness
Power Level: Low. Joey can be called a Dream Warrior only figuratively. A title of a Wet Dream Warrior is much more suitable in his case.
Identification: Usually hangs around any place frequented by females. Sometimes paints a teardrop on his cheek, hoping that some nurse would take pity on him and finally take his wretched virginity.
How to Recruit: Show him some boobies and Joey will do anything you want.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Do not stop showing him boobies.
What to Look Out For: With no boobies to look at, Joey has a tendency to wander off in search of them... Keep an eye on him before he gets in trouble.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Roland Kincaid

2008-01-16T00:49:00.001+09:00

Name: Roland Kincaid
Category: Human, Hero, Dream Warrior, American, Student, Survivor
Age: Late teens
Origin: Elm Street, Springwood
Habitat: Westin Hills psychiatric hospital
General Description: Kincaid’s parents along with the parents of other Elm Street children were responsible for burning Freddy Kruger alive when he was released from prison. Since then, Kincaid’s dreams were haunted by Freddy.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson, Joey Crusel, Will Stanton, Taryn White
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: None in the real world. In the dream world, however, Kincaid is a strong man, able to demolish walls, bend metal, etc.
Weapons of Choice: Cast iron pipe...
Weaknesses: Not being strong enough to actually hurt anyone
Hobbies: Living up to African-American stereotypes with little regard for Martin Luther King, Jr.’s ideals
Pet Peeves: Being sedated and thrown into the quiet room
Best Lines:
1) Let’s go kick the motherfucker’s ass all over dreamland
2) It’s time to stop guessin’ and start messin’
3) Yo, Freddy! Where you hiding, you burnt-face pussy?
4) Let’s snuff the sucker
Total Estimated Power Rating: 6
3 Base Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Additional Physical Power Points for when in Dream World
Power Level: Low. Although able to impress females with his dream world physique, Kincaid is rather useless against real monsters. Barks significantly more than bites. However, his imaginary super strength could be extremely handy if you were to need help moving some imaginary furniture in the dream world.
Identification: Kincaid is easy to spot – he and his family are the only African Americans to live on Elm Street.
How to Recruit: Kincaid pretends to be tough, but he is afraid of Freddy just like everyone else. He knows however that fighting alongside other Dream Warriors is his only option of living a normal live. Not to mention that backing out is a sign of weakness, and Kincaid is too macho to refuse a fight.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Pretend to be impressed with his imaginary physical feats.
What to Look Out For: Don’t really count on Kincaid. He can barely save himself, much less save anyone else.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Lt. Thompson

2008-01-16T00:06:00.000+09:00

Name: Donald Thompson
Category: Human, American, Cop, Hero, Victim, Alcoholic
Age: Late 30s – Early 40s
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: 1428 Elm Street, Springwood
General Description: Lieutenant of the 5th Precinct Police Department and the father of Nancy Thompson. Lt. Thompson was one of the leaders of the mob of parents that burned Freddy Krueger alive when this child murderer was released from prison on a technicality. Killing Freddy once wasn’t enough however...
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Nancy Thompson
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: Knowledge of the location of Freddy’s body
Weapons of Choice: Smith & Wesson Model 15
Weaknesses: Alcohol. After his life was decimated by the combination of the divorce, his ex-wife’s death, and his daughter’s seeming insanity, Lt. Thompson attempted to drown his past in booze.
Hobbies: Drinking, being a terrible father
Pet Peeves: Child murderers that refuse to die
Best Lines:
1) I killed you once before, you son of a bitch.
2) Bury the fucking thing!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 8
4 Base Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Weapon Point for the pistol
Power Level: Medium. Lt. Thompson is not a superman. He is a tough guy with a big gun, but many years of alcoholism have decimated his physique to such a level, that even nerdy psychiatrists started to bully him around.
Identification: If you see a guy in police uniform drinking alone in a dive bar it’s probably Lt. Thompson... or some other alcoholic cop… or just some dude in police uniform. Anyways, if you are looking for Lt. Thompson specifically - ask Nancy, she knows every watering hole her daddy frequents.
How to Recruit: Grab him by his jacket, slam him against wall and say something like: “I don’t know if you care if your daughter lives or dies, but I do. We are going for a little ride...” – this simple technique works like magic every time.
How to Stay on His Good Side: Lt. Thompson doesn’t have many good sides. Or at least he is not prone to showing them to strangers. Deep inside he does love his daughter very much and you can try to use this fact to your advantage, but make sure you buy him a round of drinks to sweeten the pot. Bullying him into doing things works just as well however.
What to Look Out For: Make sure you keep the car keys with you at all times. If he gets his hands on them he will simply drive off and let you deal with Freddy alone.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Nancy Thompson

2008-01-15T05:05:00.001+09:00

Name: Nancy Thompson
Category: Human, Student, Doctor, American, Hero, Dream Warrior, Survivor, Victim, Psychiatrist
Age: Born in the late 1960s
Origin: Springwood
Habitat: 1428 Elm Street... After her mother’s death Nancy wisely moved elsewhere.
General Description: Daughter of Lt. Thompson and one of the Elm Street children. Nancy started to encounter Freddy Krueger in her reoccurring nightmares by the time she reached high-school age. She was one of the first people to bring Freddy from the dream reality into this world and was even able to temporarily defeat him... once.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Lt. Thompson, Roland Kincaid, Joey Crusel, Will Stanton, Taryn White
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: Able to stay awake for 7 days straight. Expert familiarity with various booby traps and anti-personnel devices.
Weapons of Choice: Balinese Dream Techniques
Weaknesses: Nancy really misses her daddy and would forget all the necessary precautions if given an opportunity to experience even a smallest bit of paternal affection.
Hobbies: Psychiatry (she has a Ph.D in the field) and Survival Techniques
Pet Peeves: FDA... I mean seriously... how long will it take them to change the “experimental drug” status of Hypnocil? Nancy needs a container load of this stuff each year and no insurance company covers experimental drugs...
Best Lines:
1) Come out and show yourself, you bastard!
2) I take back every bit of energy I gave you. You’re nothing. You’re shit.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 10
6 Base Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Weapon Points for Booby Traps + 1 Additional Point for Balinese Dream Skills and the Cojones Factor
Power Level: Medium. Nancy is a strong-willed individual capable of controlling her fears. When hyped up on caffeine she becomes fantastically efficient - being able to set up a number of complicated booby-traps, sweet talk an alcoholic mother to sleep, complete the Rubik’s Cube puzzle, make a delicious chicken pot pie, set up an alarm clock, and go into deep REM sleep all in under 10 minutes.
Identification: After one especially gruesome encounter with Freddy, Nancy developed a gray hair streak... We are not saying that every young lady with a gray lock of hair is necessarily Nancy, but one thing is for sure – every Nancy has a gray streak.
How to Recruit: When pursued by Freddy in one of your nightmares, scream Nancy’s name and she might join you. Not that she would be very helpful, but having her around is definitely more fun than facing Freddy alone.
How to Stay on Her Good Side: If she asks you to stay awake and keep an eye on her while she battles Freddy in the dream world – then for God’s sake - don’t fall asleep. Considering her ability to reach REM sleep stage within seconds it really shouldn’t be that complicated.
What to Look Out For: When Nancy is out of Hypnocil she refuses to sleep. Lack of sleep makes her quite cranky... So - keep her medicine bottle full.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Jesse Walsh

2008-01-15T03:54:00.000+09:00

Name: Jesse Walsh
Category: Human, American, Possessed, Student, Murderer, Shape-Shifter
Age: Late teens
Origin: Unknown
Habitat: 1428 Elm Street, Springwood
General Description: A confused young man possessed by Freddy Krueger after his family moved into Nancy Thompson’s former house. When Jesse looses control over his body, he takes on Freddy’s appearance and runs around (usually wet and naked) killing innocent folks. Although able to occasionally overcome his possession, Jesse is nonetheless responsible for multiple murders, which he claims to have little or no memory of.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Lisa Webber, Freddy Krueger
Sworn Enemies: Freddy Krueger
Special Powers: Being possessed... thus acquiring many of Freddy’s special powers. When not possessed, Jesse’s only special power is the sexual magnetism that helps him to secure rich and attractive girlfriends.
Weapons of Choice: Freddy’s Razor-Clawed glove
Weaknesses: Inability to control his own actions. Jesse is not very good at overcoming Freddy’s will-power and usually requires assistance of his girlfriend Lisa in order to become himself again.
Hobbies: Being naked, shirtless, or at the very least bare-chested.
Pet Peeves: Exploding parrots
Best Lines:
1) I’m afraid to go to sleep. I’m afraid to stay awake.
2) Kill me, Lisa. Please, kill me.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 11
3 Base Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Power Points + 1 Weapon Point for Freddy’s Glove + 1 Point for Shape-Shifting + 4 Additional Points for when possessed by Freddy
Danger Level: Low to extremely high depending on his current possession status.
Identification: When possessed by Freddy, Jesse looks exactly like him, thus identifying him in this state is extremely complicated. We suggest treating anyone who looks like Freddy as Freddy. God will sort them out.
How to Avoid: Avoid visiting S&M themed gay bars. Jesse has a strange tendency of visiting these joints at night, although usually he claims that he is doing it in the state of shock or when sleep-walking...
NOTE: Jesse needs understanding and support... Repressed homosexuality is not something to toy with and could have been responsible for Jesse’s vulnerability to demonic possession.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Do not let him fall asleep. Jesse can become Freddy at any moment, but if he falls asleep then it’s pretty much a given.
Suggested Killing Techniques: When Jesse is possessed by Freddy it is vital to reassure him of his own strength and help him to gain control over his own body. Kissing Freddy-Jesse and expressing your feelings for him causes him to spontaneously combust, thus magically releasing Jesse from Freddy’s influence... Or does it? ...Not really.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

Batman

2007-11-17T03:39:00.001+09:00

Name: Bruce Wayne
Category: Superhero, Hero, Human, Businessman, American, Crime Fighter
Age: Exact age unknown. Approximately mid 30s
Origin: Gotham City, USA
Habitat: Wayne Manor or Batcave, Gotham City, USA
General Description: Son of Thomas and Martha Wayne, Bruce witnessed his parents’ untimely deaths, when they were murdered by the young Jack Napier right before his eyes. After this tragedy he has spent many years studying martial arts and various scientific disciplines until he reached the very limits of human abilities and became known as Batman. He has no paranormal abilities of any sort and primarily relies on his intelligence, strength, and a wide variety of tools and weapons that he designed for himself with the assistance of his trusted servant Alfred. These tools and weapons include:
1) Batmobile – a bulletproof jet-engine vehicle, equipped with a remote control, shields, machine guns, and a variety of other gadgets and weapons.
2) Batwing – an aircraft equivalent of Batmobile
3) Utility Belt – a belt equipped with an endless supply of useful bat-objects, such as: Bat-Bolas, Bat-Grappling Hook, Bat-Smoke Grenades, etc. The sheer amount of these bat gadgets makes us suspect that somewhere in mainland China exists a secret bat-sweatshop where all of these objects are being manufactured.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Vicki Vale, Robin
Sworn Enemies: Joker
Special Powers: Batman is an expert in martial arts and a world renowned scientist. His ability to street fight while wearing the most rigid bullet-proof full-body armor suit remains an unexplained mystery.
Weapons of Choice: Bare hands and Bat-Weapons (In memory of his parents, Batman uses firearms only in the most extreme circumstances...)
Weaknesses: Like many other super-intelligent and super-powerful people Batman is almost completely incapable of taking care of himself in the most mundane settings and is rather helpless without his fatherly servant – Alfred Pennyworth. He’d probably die of constipation if Alfred didn’t remind him to go to the bathroom from time to time.
Hobbies: Reckless driving without any regard for safety of pedestrians or other drivers
Pet Peeves: Humor. As far as Batman is concerned, this grim world is no place for jokes. And he may be right.
Best Lines: - I'm Batman
Total Estimated Power Rating: 16
7 Intellect Points + 5 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Weapon Points for a variety of Bat-weapons at his disposal + 1 Shock Point for the very scary bat costume (works well against the superstitious evildoers) + 1 Additional Point for Alfred’s scientific and investigatory assistance
Power Level: Although Bruce Wayne does not have any supernatural abilities do not let this fact fool you – Batman is one of the most powerful superheroes on this planet and he is to be treated with the utmost respect and a healthy dose of trepidation.
Identification: If you see a guy in a bat suit when you are not visiting Comicon, Dragoncon, or other geek gathering you are probably dealing with the real Batman. On the other hand, even at Comicon you might be dealing with the real Batman. Try kicking him in the balls. If you wake up in the hospital with severe body injuries – it was the real Batman.
How to Recruit: Use the extremely convenient Bat-Signal to summon this superhero. Available at Walmart near you.
Note: Please note that when referring to Walmart on this website we are not referring to the Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. We are of course talking about an entirely fictional Walmart, that is a product of our imagination and which coincidentally happens to have a name identical to the name of a real retail store chain. In fact we will start calling this imaginary place Wolmart, just to help you differentiate the two.
How to Stay on His Good Side: If you are living a criminal lifestyle, maybe it’s time to reconsider. Get a job at Wolmart and work till the wee hours for a miserable pay, just like Batman. Oh wait...
What to Look Out For: When visiting Wayne Manor keep in mind that the place is full of hidden cameras and microphones. So maybe you should try to hold it and enjoy the privacy of your own bathroom when you get home.
NOTE: We cannot guarantee that the bathrooms in your house are free from bat-cameras.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Batman (1989)

Joker

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Name: Jack Napier
Category: Human, Mentally Deranged, Evil Clown, Supervillain, Artist (homicidal), Criminal, American, Mass Murderer, Boss
Age: Exact Age Unknown
Origin: Gotham City, USA
Habitat: Axis Chemical; news broadcasts; abandoned, mile-high downtown cathedral; bicentennial parades – he's everywhere you wanna be!
General Description: Disfigured acid-burn victim and gangster Jack Napier took one look at his stained and mangled clownlike appearance and lost his damn mind! (It happens.) Unfortunately, he is now the Joker, arch-nemesis to Batman, and bane of the lawful and the just!
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Bob the Goon; Lawrence the Goon, assorted nameless goons
Sworn Enemies: Batman, classic works of art ('cept Francis Bacon), sanity
Special Powers: None save a massive intellect and a gift for planning and executing unstoppable villainous plots.
Weapons of Choice: Killer Joy Buzzer, Acid-Squirting Lapel Flower, a Smith and Wesson M29 .44 Magnum pistol with a loooooooonnnng barrel, Smilex gas, regular revolvers, fake hands, Ninja Throwing Quill. The Joker is well-versed in all manner of weaponry, both mundane and absurd.
Weaknesses: The ladies, easily-stolen balloons, gravity,
Hobbies: Art, Photography, Murder
Pet Peeves: People stealing his balloons
Best Lines:
1) Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
2) I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
3) It's as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you 'beast' I'll rip their lungs out.
4) You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
5) Never rub another man's rhubarb.
6) Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you got to go, go with a smile.
7) This town needs an enema!
Total Estimated Power Rating: 13
6 Intellect Points + 3 Base Physical Strength Points + 2 Weapon Points for a variety of weapons at his disposal + 1 Shock Point for the smile + 1 Additional Unpredictability Point
Danger Level: High. He is a real threat, especially when Smilex gas is involved. He'll wipe out a town if left unchecked.
Identification: If you see a whitefaced clown dressed in purple and holding a pistol, it's either the Joker or that crazy uncle no one ever talks about. Either way, its best to keep moving.
How to Avoid: Stay out of Gotham City. Stay away from art museums and parades – basically anything gaudy and loud. Live a bland and colorless life in Iowa. (I don't think he ever goes there).
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: Use your grappling hook. (What, no grappling hook? Well, that is just inviting trouble, friend!) Running away works too...
Suggested Killing Techniques: Shoot him in the face. He's just a guy, after all. (Somebody should tell that to Batman)
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Batman (1989)

Vicki Vale

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Name: Vicki Vale
Category: Human, Romantic Interest Character, American, Artist, Journalist
Age: Exact age unknown. Approximately Late 20s
Origin: Gotham City, USA
Habitat: Gotham City, USA
General Description: A talented photographer and photojournalist, Vicki Vale is the author of many acclaimed publications in Vogue and Cosmo. She also happens to be one of the numerous romantic interests of Batman.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: Batman
Sworn Enemies: Joker
Special Powers: Ability to sweet-talk villains into trance-like state with just a few well thought out and sultrily delivered compliments.
Weapons of Choice: Vicki Vale really does not live up to Wonder Woman’s ideals of womanhood and primarily relies on Batman to rescue her from danger. Which makes him her favorite weapon. And quite effective one at that.
Weaknesses: Vicki cannot help falling madly in love with billionaires from the first sight. She simply cannot control herself in this matter.
Hobbies: Photography
Pet Peeves: Non-billionaire admirers
Best Lines:
1) I like... bats
2) Mr.Joker, you say such beautiful things. And you are so powerful... and purple. I love purple.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 7
4 Intellect Points + 2 Base Physical Strength Points + 1 Additional Point for being under Batman’s protection
Danger Level: Medium. Although Vicki Vale is not dangerous by herself, being a romantic interest of both Batman and Joker makes her one of the most dangerous women in Gotham City. Trying to get involved with this “death-bait” can lead to unsurprisingly gruesome consequences.
Identification: Vicki Vale looks almost identical to the famous actress Kim Basinger...
How to Recruit: Invite her for a dinner to your billion dollar mansion.
How to Stay on Her Good Side: I got the five magic letters for you - B, O, O, Z, E. Although not an alcoholic, Vicki Vale cannot resist a few bottles of Mouton Rothschild 1945. It makes her sociable. Very sociable, if you follow my drift.
What to Look Out For: No matter what she says keep in mind that she weights more than 108 lbs
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Batman (1989)

Mary Henry

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Name: Mary Henry
Category: Living Dead, Ghost, Victim
Age: Early 20s at the time of death
Origin: Lawrence, Kansas
Habitat: Salt Lake City, Utah
General Description: A strong-willed individual and a talented organist, Mary Henry died in a car racing accident, but continued on living in a mysterious manner, without even initially realizing that she was in fact dead. Being little more than a soulless reflection of a human being, Mary drifted in and out of objective reality for awhile, until the undead from the abandoned Saltair pavilion, led by the notorious The Man, caught up with her and relocated her to the world of the dead.
Friends, Associates, and Sidekicks: None really. Occasionally - John Linden, the annoying neighbor
Sworn Enemies: The Man
Special Powers: Not being affected by caffeine
Weapons of Choice: None
Weaknesses: Being occasionally invisible to the living and at the same time not being able to detect sound waves often leaves her completely helpless.
Hobbies: Shopping... or at least attempting to shop. It’s hard to shop when sales associates don’t see you.
Pet Peeves: Seeing The Man's face everywhere
Best Lines:
1) I don't belong in the world.
2) Funny, the world is so different in the daylight, but in the dark, your fantasies get so far out of hand. But in the daylight everything falls back into place again. Let’s have no more nights.
3) Thank you for the coffee. It was unsanitary, but delicious.
Total Estimated Power Rating: 5
4 Intellect Points + 1 Base Physical Strength Points
Power Level: Low. Mary Henry is not dangerous to anyone.
Identification: When Mary Henry exists in the three-dimensional world she looks just like everyone else. However when she drifts into the realm of the dead she is rather easy to identify - if you see a woman franticly running around trying to talk to people that completely ignore her – it’s probably Mary Henry. The real question, in this case, is why are you able to see her when no other living being can...
How to Avoid: Mary Henry is a very private individual and usually keeps to herself, so avoiding her is usually not a problem.
Suggested Actions in Case of Encounter: It doesn’t really matter what you do. You can’t help her. She belongs to the dead.
Suggested Killing Techniques: Mary Henry is already dead, so technically she cannot be killed. Her existence in the objective reality, however, can be stopped by forcing her to visit the abandoned Saltair pavilion and letting its ghoulish inhabitants claim her soulless shell of a human being. Considering the fact that she is inexplicably drawn to this place, this feat shouldn’t be hard to accomplish.
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Movies and Books Featuring the Character:
- Carnival of Souls (1962)