Episode still from THE FOSTERS “Pilot.” (Left to right) David Lambert, Jake T. Austin, Teri Polo, Sherri Saum, Cierra Ramirez. Photo Credit: ABC Family/Randy Holmes.

With all of your shows ending for the season, it’s time to fill the void. That means one thing: the beach! Ha ha, just kidding! Obviously, we need to stay inside in temperature-controlled locales, where there are lots of snacks and cold beverages. Avoid premature aging, and watch summer television! I mean, we don’t want to get skin cancer, do we? That’s just science. Old favorites like Teen Wolf and Pretty Little Liars are returning, but there also some new series on the horizon. First up, ABC Family is set to premiere its new drama The Fosters. Tune in Monday, June 3rd at 9/8c to watch the pilot episode. Here’s the official description:

“The Fosters” is a compelling, one-hour drama about a multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids being raised by two moms. Stef Foster (Teri Polo), a dedicated police officer, and her partner Lena Adams (Sherri Saum), a school Vice Principal, have built a close-knit, loving family with Stef’s biological son from a previous marriage, Brandon (David Lambert), and their adopted twins, Mariana (Cierra Ramirez) and Jesus (Jake T. Austin). Their lives are disrupted in unexpected ways when Lena meets Callie (Maia Mitchell), a hardened teen with an abusive past who has spent her life in and out of foster homes. Lena and Stef warily welcome Callie into their home thinking it’s just for a few weeks, until a more permanent placement can be found.

From executive producer Jennifer Lopez, (“American Idol,” “What to Expect When You’re Expecting,” “The Back-Up Plan”) and created by Bradley Bredeweg and Peter Paige (“Queer As Folk”), who will also serve as writers and executive producers, “The Fosters” stars Teri Polo (“Meet the Parents”), Sherri Saum (“In Treatment”), Jake T. Austin (“Wizards of Waverly Place”), Hayden Byerly (“Parenthood”), David Lambert (“Aaron Stone”), newcomer Maia Mitchell (star of Disney Channel’s upcoming “Teen Beach Movie”), Danny Nucci (“Titanic”) and Cierra Ramirez (“The Secret Life of the American Teenager”). Joanna Johnson (“Make it or Break it”), Elaine Goldsmith Thomas, Benny Medina and Greg Gugliotta will also serve as executive producers. The series is produced by Nuyorican Productions, Inc., and Prodco, Inc.

Multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids being raised by two moms? Yes, please. For more of a taste of the new show, I have embedded two trailers below. Enjoy!

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Kyle and Colin joined me for another movie edition of the Heroine TV Podcast. This time, we started off by discussing Baz Luhrmann’s adaptation of The Great Gatsby. Then, starting at the 27:12 mark, we segued to Star Trek Into Darkness, analyzing the franchise’s latest film and its inspirational predecessor, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. We also discussed the original series a bit, and it looks like I have a major TV marathon in my future. Warning: This podcast contains major spoilers for plot points in all three movies. You can listen on the player below, download the mp3, or subscribe via iTunes. Thanks for listening!

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Read on for Johnni’s recap of the Once Upon A Time season 2 finale, aired Sunday, May 12th, 2013:

It all comes down to this: the season finale of Once Upon A Time! The final episode of season two begins on the Jolly Rodger in a flashback. Hook knows that the boy he rescued (Bae) is wanted by “The One”; but he isn’t scared of the shadow creature, so he doesn’t plan on giving him back.

When Bae finally wakes up, Hook asks him his name. He finally says it and Hook is instantly more intrigued. He knows that Bae is the son of the Dark One and is therefore leverage! He then tosses him a blanket and says, “It’s a pirate’s life for you!” Yet another amazing line from the devilishly good-looking Captain Hook.

In Storybrooke, Rumple is watching Henry from afar and starts using magic to cause him to fly off the swing set to his death! Before he can kill the boy, Charming, Snow, and Emma all show up. Emma tells Henry the bad news about Neal, as Charming and Snow break it to Rumple. Rumple breaks down and blames his son’s death on himself; he leaves without agreeing to help Snow and Charming save the town. 

Meanwhile, Hook is with Greg and Tamara as they use a dwarf’s axe to activate the diamond trigger. As soon as it is activated, Hook leaves and realizes the mistake he made by teaming up with humans. The whole town begins to shake, and the self destruction of Storybrooke has begun.

Regina thinks that she can slow down the destruction process in order to give Charming a chance to find the stolen beans (the only way to get out alive). Right then, Hook walks in, and Charming punches him in the face—awesome! Hook tells Charming that he cares about his own life and doesn’t want to die in order to get his revenge on Rumple, so he will show him where Greg and Tamara are.

As they go off to retrieve the beans and their last hope of survival, Regina goes with Emma to the mine to slow down the device. Once they get there, Regina admits that it will take all her power to slow it down and she won’t survive it. She wants to do right by Henry, so that he doesn’t think of her as the Evil Queen for the rest of his life. So honorable and sad!

We then switch back to Neverland, where Hook and Bae are aboard the Jolly Rodger. Hook hides Bae, as “the lost ones” come aboard and search for what the shadow creature wants. After Hook saves the kid from the evil that lies in Neverland, the two of them begin bonding. Hook even teaches Bae how to sail the ship—super cute! Sadly, this bliss is short lived. Bae discovers the picture of his mother in Hook’s possession, and accuses the pirate of killing his mother. Hook tells him the truth–that Rumple killed her–but Bae doesn’t care. He wants off the ship.

Back in present day Storybrooke, the dwarves have taken over Mr. Gold’s shop, looking for Sneezy’s cup. With one of his prized possessions (the cup) and a potion that the Blue Fairy has been working on, Sneezy will regain his memory … even if it is only long enough to realize they are all going to die. Leroy tells Rumple to give Belle her memories back too!

Rumple thinks it over, as Charming and Hook battle Greg and Tamara for the beans. Hook manages to get one bean, and they rush back into town. Back at Gold’s shop, Rumple takes out the broken tea cup that was once Belle’s. He pours the potion in it and tells her to drink it. She instantly remembers who she is and kisses Rumple—aw!

Meanwhile, everyone is rejoicing at the diner now that they have the bean. Henry, however, panics when Emma tells him that Regina is sacrificing herself and she won’t make it out alive. Snow and Charming take over as the amazing parents and leaders that they are, and say that they must save Regina. They will all go, or everyone will die–everyone but Henry, because he was born in this world, so he will live no matter what.

Everyone agrees, even Hook … after Emma convinces him, obviously. Before they leave to help Regina, Hook asks why she is doing this, and she tells him that Henry can’t lose anyone else. He already lost his father, Neal. Hook is in shock after hearing that Bae is dead–very interesting.

In another flashback, Bae has packed his bags and is about to leave to try and fend for himself. Hook tells him that they can be a family if he stays, but Bae says no. Hook then, in a typical pirate act, hands Bae over to the Lost Ones to be given to the Shadow Creature. Hook looks sad, but he is only thinking about himself as usual, and just watches as the evil boys take Bae. Terrible!

Back in Storybrooke, Charming, Snow, Emma and Henry go to Regina and tell her that they are going to try and open a portal and throw the device into a void in order to save everyone. Emma opens the pouch and the bean is gone! Hook has it, and is sailing away. Not surprising at all.

As Hook sails away, Storybrooke is self destructing even faster. Regina knows she cannot hold it off much longer. Charming, Snow, and Emma embrace as Henry goes to Regina and hugs her. Emma breaks away and, in one final attempt to be the hero that she has historically been, tells Regina that maybe together their powers can stop the device from destroying them all. The two mothers unite and the diamond blows up … but they are alive!

They all celebrate and then realize that Henry is gone. They find his backpack and know …  Greg and Tamara have taken him. Seriously, this family cannot catch a break! Greg and Tamara tell Henry that they originally wanted to destroy magic, but then they found him, and he is what they really want … hmm.

As Henry’s family gets close to them, Greg and Tamara use the last bean to open a portal; they jump in and take Henry with them. Emma tries to go after him, but Charming holds her back. Just then, Rumple and Belle walk up. Although Rumple is all powerful, he can’t do anything to help without a bean. Just when you think all hope it lost, Hook’s ship comes back. Yay, Hook!

With the bean that Hook has, they can go after Henry–all of them! Hook says he will help. They can take his ship, and Rumple will use his powers to locate his grandson. Rumple then tells Belle that she must stay behind and use a cloaking spell to protect the rest of Storybrooke from anyone like Greg and Tamara, who could come looking for them.

She promises to stay, but vows to see him again and then they kiss. Poor Rumple! First he loses Bae, and now he has to leave Belle behind. The spell that he gives Belle will protect Storybrooke from being found by anyone, including him; therefore, none of them will be coming back. Yikes!

Cut to Fairy Tale present, where there is a body that has washed up on shore in the Enchanted Forest. It is Neal, and he is alive! And who found him? Aurora, Mulan and Prince Philip! At least one good thing happens at the end of this finale.

Back in Storybrooke, Rumple does a locating spell to find Henry. When the rest of the group asks where he is, Hook answers: Neverland! Rumple realizes that Greg and Tamara are working for an even more evil creature than they thought, one that they should all be afraid of.

In a final flashback, the Lost Ones bring Bae to shore and ask if he is the one that the Shadow has been searching for. Another boy says “no,” which means Bae will live. The Lost Boys aren’t worried about finding “the boy”; they know Peter Pan always gets what he wants. But, who does he want? The picture of the boy he is looking for isn’t Bae, but it is someone he loves … Henry!

What will happen next season in Neverland? Will we ever meet Peter Pan? And can he be destroyed? Tune in next fall to see what happens next!

Photo Credit: ABC/Jack Rowand.

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Read on for Johnni’s recap of Once Upon A Time 2×21, “Second Star to the Right,” aired Sunday, May 5th, 2013:

This week answers a question that I think we have all been waiting to have answered: Where did Bae land when he left Fairy Tale Land? The answer: London, England! And that is where we begin in this episode of Once Upon A Time.

After being separated from his father, Bae lands in London, where he becomes another homeless child—so sad. One day he sneaks into a rich home and starts to eat all the bread, but he is caught by the owner’s daughter, Wendy Darling. Yep, the Wendy from the classic Peter Pan tale we all know. Too bad this version doesn’t end happily ever after.

When we cut back to present day Storybrooke, Tamara is “training” for a marathon (which actually means helping Greg torture Regina), while Rumplestiltskin has embraced his evil side and doesn’t mind showing off for Lacey (Belle). Meanwhile, Charming, Snow, Emma and Henry discover that Regina is missing and the magic beans she stole are gone too. At that moment, in a secret location, Greg is trying to torture Regina into telling him what happened to his father, but she is a badass and won’t tell him anything. 

In another flashback, Bae is living with Wendy’s family—so sweet. Wendy tells him about a shadow creature from another world. When Bae hears about this magical creature, he panics and tells her that magic ruins families and to stay away from it. The next night, Wendy goes to the window again and tells Bae that it is a different magical world, one with no parents, where children can do whatever they want. They call it Neverland! Bae still doesn’t like the sound of it, but when the shadow comes to the window, Wendy takes its hand and is whisked away.

Back in Storybrooke, Charming cashes in the favor that Rumple owes him and uses it to help locate Regina. By taking one of Regina’s tears (which Rumple creepily has) and one of Snow’s tears, and dropping them in Snow’s eyes, she will feel and see everything that Regina is seeing. So cool! Snow uses the drops and instantly feels the pain and torture of the electricity that is being put into Regina’s body. Charming panics when he sees her in so much pain, but there is nothing he can to do stop it. After the pain dies off, Snow can only remember that she was tied down and that the place smelled like fish.

Meanwhile, Emma and Neal are on the beach searching for Tamara, who then magically appears on the sand, claiming to be out for a jog. After Tamara runs away down the beach, Neal admits to Emma that he should have come looking for her all those years ago and that he is sorry—aw.

While they are making up by the water, Regina is staying tough. She manages to figure out that Greg and Tamara’s plan is not to steal magic, but to completely destroy it—yikes!

Moments later, Emma calls her dad (Charming) and he tells her what happened with the spell to find Regina. As soon as he mentions the fish smell, Emma knows that Tamara wasn’t actually working out; she was down by the water because she is hiding Regina somewhere near the docks.

We then return to the past, as Bae wakes up the morning after Wendy went with the shadow. He awakes just as she is being dropped back off at the window. Wendy starts to cry because Bae was right, the shadow is not good. In fact, at night, all the little boys started to cry because they miss their parents and couldn’t go home. She tells Bae that it is called Neverland because the shadow never lets you leave! The only reason he brought her back is because he wants a boy not a girl. The shadow is coming back that night to take one of her brothers. Who knew that the tale of Peter Pan could be so dark?

Bae prepares all of the children for a fight and gets ready to protect his new family. When the shadow returns that evening, he blows out all the lights and tries to steal one of the boys. They are all hiding, when Wendy realizes that Michael is still out in the room! Bae runs out and sacrifices himself so that Wendy wouldn’t lose her family like he lost his. Bae is such a hero!

The shadow grabs him and flies him past Big Ben and towards Neverland. Before he gets all the way there, Bae lights a match, which startles the shadow creature, and Bae drops into the ocean. A ship picks him out of the water. And who is the captain of that ship? None other than Captain Hook of the Jolly Rodger!

Back to Storybrooke, Emma, Neal, Charming and Snow are searching the docks for Regina and her captors. Charming and Snow find Regina right before Greg is able to kill her. Regina finally tells Greg where his father is: dead in the woods! Greg then makes a run for it, as Charming and Snow save Regina.

In another area of the docks, Tamara comes out of nowhere and hits Emma in the head. Neal realizes that she never loved him and tells her he can’t let her get away with it. Tamara shoots Neal, but before she can kill him, Emma gets up and kicks her butt (a totally awesome moment)! In a final attempt to escape, Tamara throws the magic bean down and a portal opens up and starts pulling Emma towards it. Neal grabs her to safety but then the floor gives out and the two of them are falling in. Emma tells him not to let go because she loves and needs him. Neal says “I love you too” and then lets go of her hand and falls into the portal! Emma is beyond distraught when she returns home and tells her parents that Neal is dead.

Regina, on the other hand, is regaining her strength with the help of Mother Superior, when she realizes that Greg and Tamara got away with the trigger. Without the trigger, she no longer controls the fate of Storybrooke … they do!

Tune in to tonight’s series finale to see if they can save Storybrooke, or if Greg and Tamara will manage to blow it up completely. Plus, will Neal survive? And if he does, where will he end up?

Photo Credit: ABC/Jack Rowand.

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On Saturday, my friend Kyle returned to the podcast, this time to talk about Downton Abbey. He recently marathoned the entire series on DVD. Fair warning: We discussed major plot points from the series, so don’t listen unless you’re caught up. Topics of discussion included Downton‘s attitude toward progress, the question of whether the show is “a consequence free environment,” Maggie Smith’s awesomeness, and more. I have a cold, so please excuse my voice–I think my medicine was wearing off by the end of the episode. Beginning at the 1:30:30 mark, we switched topics to a more general TV discussion. I helped Kyle plan his future television marathoning schedule, while he convinced me to start Breaking Bad. Update: I’m halfway through season 2 now, so he was right! You can listen to the podcast on the player below, download the MP3, or subscribe via iTunes.

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Read on for Johnni’s recap of Once Upon A Time episode 2×20, “The Evil Queen,” aired Sunday, April 28th, 2013:

Evil is coming … and it isn’t in the form of the Evil Queen! This week’s episode is full of darkness and destruction and the outsiders are to blame. Let’s dive in!

We pick up in Storybrooke, as Hook is being held prisoner by Tamara and Greg. Hook thinks Rumple is dead, but quickly discovers that he survived the stab wound and loses it. Greg makes him an offer: if Hook helps find his father, Greg will help him kill Rumple once and for all. Yikes!

In the first flashback, the Evil Queen is searching the local villages for any sign of Snow White. When there is no sign of her, she rounds up the villagers and asks them where Snow went. No one comes forward, so she orders them to all be killed! After the Queen realizes that no one will tell her where Snow is, she turns to Rumple for help. He agrees to shift her into a peasant so that she can find Snow on her own. She won’t have any powers this way, but the Queen doesn’t care. She will kill Snow with her bare hands! So intense. 

Back in Storybrooke, Regina overhears Charming and Snow discussing their plan to return to the Enchanted Forest without her. Regina panics and goes to see Henry. She tells him that there is a way to undo the whole spell that got them to Storybrooke, but it will destroy everyone who lives there. She will get them out with the magic beans (that she stole), but no one else will survive. Of course Henry doesn’t like this plan, so Regina erases his memory. She clearly no longer cares about Henry seeing the good in her, and decides to carry out her plan of destruction alone.

When Regina is back at home, Hook comes in and tells her about his deal with Greg and Tamara. He proposes that they work together instead and Regina agrees. A little too quickly, might I add. Meanwhile, in another part of town, Emma has figured out that Tamara is up to something bad. Now shw must find a way to prove it, without Neal thinking she is sabotaging his relationship—very complicated.

In a switch to Fairy Tale past, the Queen is undercover as a peasant. She is shocked to discover that no one likes her and that everyone has allegiance to Snow. While she tries to stop the villagers from defacing a dummy that looks like the Queen, the knights come and arrest her. As they are about to take off her head, Snow comes to her rescue … a true hero! Snow continues to nurse her back to health but she has no idea who she really is. The Queen starts to see that Snow is good and, after listening to Snow, she sees that Snow believes there is good in the Evil Queen’s heart.

Just as the Queen is starting to believe that there may be good inside her somewhere, Snow stumbles upon the massacred village. Snow takes back all the nice things she said about the Queen and says it is too late to save the good that was once in her. At that point, the Queen accidentally reveals who she really is and then makes a run for it.

In present day Storybrooke, Regina brings Hook with her to find the failsafe that will trigger the end of Storybrooke. She uses Hook as a distraction while she looks for it. At the same time, Emma and Henry are being totally adorable as they create a new operation to figure out what Tamara is up to. As Emma is searching her place, Neal walks up and confronts her. Sadly, they find nothing; but Henry still believes her, which is all that matters!

In the final flashback, the Evil Queen returns to her usual form after admitting to Rumple that he was right. The people will never love her because they love Snow. With that realization, the Queen says that the normal Queen is dead and the Evil Queen lives. Uh-oh!

A quick switch back to Storybrooke shows Charming and Snow back at the beanstalk farm. As they raise the invisibility spell over the farm, they discover that some has burned down all of the plants leaving no more beans … so sad.

In a more pressing matter, Regina comes up from the cave with the failsafe that she was looking for. As she comes out of the elevator Hook is waiting … alive. Just then, Hook reveals that he was able to survive Maleficent (the protector of the failsafe) with the help of Greg and Tamara. As he talks to her, Greg and Tamara appear. Regina tries to use magic against them, but all of her powers have stopped working. They are using science to counteract the magic and it is working! Tamara then grabs Regina and they take her.

What will happen next? Will Regina be okay? Will anyone come to her rescue?

Photo Credit: ABC/ Jack Rowand.

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I have been recapping The Following all season, with Amy and Tash (@80sRebelGirl). Thanks to Amy’s hard work, we have had the chance to interview Marcos Siega, Executive Producer on The Following (and formerly of The Vampire Diaries), and Joshua Butler, director of 3 episodes of The Following (and much, much more). Earlier this year, I was able to join Amy and Nat (@agirlnamednat) for their Pretty Little Liars show. Also, Tash and I  have teamed up with Tiffany (@Angelized_1st) for a weekly Scandal show, which has been a total blast. And now, I am also co-hosting a Game of Thrones recap show with Nadia (@NadiaBunny88). It’s a lot, I know. So I’m providing a list of links to these shows, for anyone interested. Also, you can subscribe via iTunes, if you don’t want to miss an episode. We thank you for listening! And think about calling-in to one of our live shows when you have a chance, because we always love hearing from you.

The Following interviews

• The Following — Marcos Siega
• The Following — Joshua Butler

The Following season 1 recap shows

• The Following — Pilot
• The Following — Chapter 2
• The Following — Mad Love
• The Following — The Fall
• The Following — Let Me Go
• The Following — Welcome Home & Love Hurts
• The Following — The Curse
• The Following — The End Is Near
• The Following — The Final Chapter (Live this Sunday at 7pm ET!)

Scandal season 2 recap shows

• Scandal — Boom Goes the Dynamite
• Scandal — Top of the Hour
• Scandal — Snake in the Garden
• Scandal — Molly, You’re in Danger, Girl
• Scandal — Seven Fifty-Two
• Scandal — A Woman Scorned (Live this Saturday at 5pm ET!)

Game of Thrones season 3 recap shows

• Game of Thrones — Valar Dohaeris
• Game of Thrones — Queen of Thorns
• Game of Thrones — Walk of Punishment (Live this Friday at 7pm ET!)

Pretty Little Liars season 3 recap shows

• Pretty Little Liars — She’s Better Now
• Pretty Little Liars — Misery Loves Company
• Pretty Little Liars — Dead to Me
• Pretty Little Liars — What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted
• Pretty Little Liars — Hot Water
• Pretty Little Liars — Out of Sight, Out of Mind
• Pretty Little Liars — Will the Circle Be Unbroken
• Pretty Little Liars — I’m Your Puppet
• Pretty Little Liars — A Dangerous gAme

Sons of Anarchy season 5 recap shows

• Sons of Anarchy — Season 5 Premiere & Episode 2
• Sons of Anarchy — Season 5 Episode 3
• Sons of Anarchy — Season 5 Episode 4
• Sons of Anarchy — Season 5 Episode 5
• Sons of Anarchy — Season 5 Episode 6
• Sons of Anarchy — Season 5 Episodes 7 & 8
• Sons of Anarchy — Andare Pescare
• Sons of Anarchy — To Thine Own Self & Darthy
• Sons of Anarchy — J’ai Obtenu Cette
• Sons of Anarchy — J’ai Obtenu Cette, Part 2

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The Heroine TV Podcast is back, this time with a super-sized Buffy and Angel episode. LaToya (@lafergs)–of All the TV, Pretty Little Liars Annotations, and Offscreenville–joined me to discuss our Jossy obsessions. Do you want to listen to a Whedonesque therapy session, between two Buffy and Angel fans as they discuss what they love and hate about their two favorite shows? And try to work through the pain of “Seeing Red,” Cordy’s hair, and that Connor-Cordy scene that we pretend never happened? Then click play. You can listen to the podcast on the player below, download the MP3, or subscribe via iTunes.

We start off with a general discussion of TV, weighing in on Pretty Little Liars, Bunheads, Hart of Dixie, The Carrie Diaries, Defiance, Warehouse 13, Elementary, Southland, and more. Yes, we watch a lot of television. The Buffy and Angel discussion starts in earnest at the 21:54 mark, and does contain spoilers for those two shows if you are unfortunate enough not to have watched them. (If you know nothing of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel, please contact a trusted professional as soon as possible, to get the help you so desperately need. We are here for you.) As for the Whedon veterans, our discussion includes how we got into Buffy, our season and show rankings, favorite episodes and characters, least favorite episodes and characters, and a detailed history of Cordelia Chase’s hair. Oh, and lots of wig talk, obviously. I admitted to not liking Xander, while LaToya admitted to not liking Andrew. It was all very therapeutic. Enjoy!

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Read on for Johnni’s recap of Once Upon A Time episode 2×19, “Lacey,” aired Sunday, April 21st, 2013:

Happy Birthday, dear Henry! This week’s episode starts off with a bang and a birthday wish for Henry, which results in him getting one gift from Gold’s shop. What does he pick? A magic wand, which Rumple shows him how to use by freezing him! He then kills Henry because of the Seer’s premonition—yikes! Okay, so it was all a dream, but pretty scary stuff don’t you think?

In real life Storybrooke, Rumple watches his son Bae play with his grandson Henry as Regina approaches. Rumple tells Regina that he is Henry’s grandfather and Regina freaks out (obviously). Rumple leaves her to pay Belle a visit at the hospital and explain his last phone call to her (the one where he was on his deathbed).

Belle still doesn’t know who she is but she does believe that Rumple means what he says—she can tell that there is truth about his love for her! Rumple asks for Belle’s help to bring out his good side, since she is the only one who has ever brought out the good in him, and in return he will try and help her remember who she is. Super cute. 

In the first flashback, Belle is Rumple’s prisoner and cannot stop crying. As Rumple gives her a pillow (to silence her loud crying), there is a noise downstairs. Rumple quickly discovers that a man is trying to steal his wand. The thief tries to shoot Rumple with a magical arrow but fails. He is now Rumple’s prisoner, but won’t be a maid like Belle; he will be tortured for his crime—yikes!

Back in Storybrooke, Tamara and Greg are working on their plan to find Greg’s father and steal all of the magic. They are very cryptic with their plans and keep talking about a “package” that will be brought into town that night. Very fishy. Meanwhile, Regina pays Belle a visit at the hospital and after she hears that Rumple is going to help her get released and discover her true identity, Regina steps in. She gives Belle matches from “The Rabbit Hole,” which magically sparks a memory in Belle’s mind. She thinks she knows who she is now!

When Rumple returns to pick her up from the hospital, he finds no Belle, just the matches. He heads to The Rabbit Hole, a dive bar, located somewhere in Storybrooke. As he describes the girl he is looking for, the bartender points him to Lacey…Belle’s cursed identity. It is Belle all right, but she is nothing like the old Belle. Lacey is a heavy drinker and a “bad girl,” who knows who she is and it is not Belle!

In another flashback to Fairy Tale past, Belle sneaks into the prisoner’s cell while Rumple is out and sets him free. She can tell he wasn’t stealing for selfish reasons and doesn’t think anyone deserves to be tortured. After she does her good deed, she patiently waits for Rumple’s return. When Rumple returns and discovers the man is missing, he tells Belle she will accompany him to find the thief (who did steal the wand) and watch him be killed.

Switching back to Storybrooke, Rumple is flustered because the love of his life has no clue who she truly is and Lacey isn’t the one he fell in love with. After yelling at Regina, he realizes that only true love’s kiss can break the curse. So, who is the best person to go to for help? Charming! Rumple asks Charming for his help and, for the first time ever, Rumple owes someone a favor—very interesting.

Charming advises Rumple to make Belle remember who she fell in love with, and then takes Rumple back to the bar to find Lacey. A gross man is hitting on Lacey as Rumple walks in and his temper flares. Charming tells him to go for it and just ask her out already. He is the perfect wingman! Rumple does what he is told and Lacey agrees to a date—aw.

Nearby, Emma and Regina have one of their talks, but Regina can tell that Emma is hiding something from her. Earlier in the day, Charming and Snow showed Emma Anton’s beanstalk farm, which the blue fairy has hidden from everyone else so it would be safe. Emma is freaking out about the possibility of moving back to Fairy Tale Land, but can’t tell anyone about it. This clearly isn’t going to stay a secret for very long.

Jumping to the past, Rumple and Belle are on the hunt for the thief, and Belle is trying to convince Rumple that there is good inside him and that he doesn’t need to kill. Just then, they come to an impasse where the Sheriff of Nottingham (the drunk at the bar who was hitting on Lacey) is standing. He tells Rumple that he will reveal to him where to find the man he wants, if he can have a night with Belle. Rumple takes his tongue and tells him he will get it back only if he tells them where the thief is. Aw, he really does love her!

The Sheriff obeys and tells them that Robin Hood (yes it is Robin Hood!) hides in Sherwood Forest. With this, they are off and back on the hunt. The two find Robin in the forest with the wand, but Belle makes Rumple pause to see where he is taking it. A carriage comes by with a woman inside, who is clearly dying. Robin runs to her and heals her with the wand. Belle starts to plead with Rumple not to kill Robin. She was right, as he wasn’t stealing for himself, he stole to save his beloved Mary, who is pregnant. Rumple shoots the arrow, but misses, sending Robin Hood and Mary fleeing further into the woods.

Belle gives Rumple a giant hug and you can feel their love. When they return home, Rumple shows her the library and claims it is for her to clean, but it is actually because he has fallen for her. So sweet.

In present-day Storybrooke, Lacey and Rumple are on their date and, although she is a little rough around the edges, Rumple can still see glimpses of Belle in her. After Lacey is in the bathroom for a long time, Rumple goes looking for her and finds her behind the dumpster making out with the gross bar guy (Sheriff Nottingham). Not cool! Rumple is heartbroken and leaves angry.

Meanwhile, Regina is watching as Charming and Snow drop off the dwarves and Anton at Granny’s. She waits for them to leave and then uses magic to light up the car tracks and see where they came from. She follows them to the field and lifts the spell, revealing the beanstalk farm…uh-oh!

Back in town, Rumple runs into Sheriff Nottingham and loses it. He begins to beat him and let his darkness out, as Lacey comes up and sees him. She says that she was wrong about him being a nice guy and she likes that he is dark! Is this opposite day? Rumple then continues to beat the man—so bad.

Lastly, at the town line, Greg and Tamara are bringing in their secret weapon. Tamara opens up the trailer truck and shows the “package”… it is Hook!

Do you think Hook will help them? Will Emma choose to move back to Fairy Tale Land with her parents? And what will happen to the Belle we all know and love? Tune in tomorrow night at 8/7c on ABC to find out!

Photo Credit: ABC/Jack Rowand.

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Read on for my pilot review of SyFy’s new drama Defiance, aired Monday, April 15th, 2013. What follows includes some discussion of plot points, but I tried to avoid revealing major twists or spoilers.

Last week, SyFy aired the two-hour premiere of its new original series, Defiance. Before a new episode airs tonight, I wanted to post my thoughts on the pilot. There has been a lot of buzz going into the premiere, including hotel-sized billboards at Comic-Con last year and a lot of press about the complementary game. None of that really gave me any sense of what the show would be, and I was a little nervous going into the pilot. But don’t fear, sci-fi fans, because I ended up impressed. Spaceships are back on SyFy, you guys! With awesome ladies in charge, to boot! More, please.

The premise of Defiance is as follows. In 2013, spaceships full of alien races arrived on Earth. The landscape was terraformed, changing it forever. There was a series of wars, which eventually ended by armistice, thanks to bravery of “The Defiant Few.” Now, it’s 2046, and as the tagline of the show states, it’s a new Earth, with new rules. Enter our characters. The story centers on Nolan (Grant Bowler) and Irisa (Stephanie Leonidas), a father and daughter who are trying to make their way in this new world, hoping to earn passage to Antarctica (which now is a beach-filled paradise, apparently). Of course, it’s tough to get a Mai-Tai-sipping happy ending when people are shooting at you, just because you’re trying to engage in a little petty thievery. Oh, and it only gets harder when the Dark Forest you’re traveling through is the same one that borders Hogwarts, full of dramatically enlarged spider-like creatures. Ick. Our outlaws/heroes are rescued by residents of the town of Defiance, formerly St. Louis, and quickly find themselves embroiled in the town drama. Intrigue, murder, romance, betrayal, and triumph ensue.

Defiance borrows from a variety of genres. On the one hand, it is defiantly science fiction (sorry, I had to), proudly featuring a bunch of alien races and futuristic technology. It does not shy away from what it is. Defiance is also post-apocalyptic, a sub-genre that has become increasingly popular with things like Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, The Hunger Games, and Revolution—rag tag groups of survivors, and all that stuff that I love. And like Firefly, it feels a bit like a space western; the town of Defiance could easily be located next door to Canton, or even a few miles from Deadwood. At the same time, there are also more modern pop culture references, including a Johnny Cash song and a quote from Kung Fu. Defiance is not set in our world, and yet it could be. 

The “borrowing” also extends further. Many of the characters seem to follow recognizable tropes. For example, Nolan is a Han Solo-esque rogue, charming and good with a blaster. Then there is “the hooker with the heart of gold,” Kenya (Mia Kirshner), who runs the local watering hole. The rivalry between the human McCawley clan and the alien Tarrs is reminiscent of all too many familiar stories. The Tarr family are basically Malfoys. Or perhaps the Luthers to the McCawley’s Kents? And the Spirit Riders are a gang of ruffians straight out of Mad Max, who also happen to look like vampires from Buffy. Oh, and I can not seem to care about the star-crossed lovers—Alak Montague and Christie Capulet, I think they were called. Maybe if Alak gets a new hairdo?

One of my favorite parts of the show so far is the relationship between Nolan and Irisa. The actors have a great father-daughter chemistry, and really sell us on their bond right away. Nolan tells the mayor that Irisa is his daughter, but receives a doubtful reaction—Irisa is clearly Irithian, while Nolan is human. He claims that she was a war orphan, whom he saved. Later, Irisa confirms that Nolan saved her, but she adds a different twist to the story. Yes, Nolan saved her, but when asked what he did for her, she replies “Something I couldn’t do for myself. [...] He murdered my parents.” Um. Yeah. Can’t wait to find out more about that backstory.

I also enjoyed the little bits of humor surrounding Nolan and Irisa’s easy ability to get out of handcuffs, and Irisa’s love of weapons. They are a tough duo, not used to having to get along with others. This makes for a hilarious encounter between the redhead and the young deputy, as he bemoans, “What is wrong with you?!?” (As for Irisa’s journaling, I think we’ve seen enough of that. Ahem.)

Another highlight of the pilot for me was the mayor, Amanda Rosewater, played by Julie Benz. I have been a fan of Julie Benz for years (Darla 4evah!), so I’m really excited to see her on TV again, and playing such a strong character. She’s smart, tough, and calm, yet vulnerable. Amanda’s relationship with her sister Kenya (Mia Kirshner) is pretty fascinating, and I hope that we learn more about how they grew up. One sister is the town mayor, while the other is the town madam. How did that happen? And what does it mean to them in the culture of 2046? And of course, Amanda’s mentor, ex-mayor Nicky (Fionnula Flanagan), provides a whole new level to the story. Oh, and speaking of awesome ladies, Stahma Tarr (Jaime Murray) can certainly hold her own, even if she is a total Slytherin. Throughout the pilot, she manipulates her husband like a boss. I just love that there are so many women running this town, both publicly and privately, for better and for worse. There is so much potential here.

Of course, we’ve only seen one episode so far, so it’s hard to know how the series will fare. I am certainly hopeful, but I also have concerns. While Defiance’s ambition is admirable, and the world-building is impressive, I worry that it is trying to do too much. The story is so sprawling that it can easily get out of hand, and at the expense of the character development. Fair warning: this is not a laundry-folding show. I watched it twice and I still don’t understand what the point of the soccer ball of light was. And who are the Volge exactly, other than scary? The political landscape and context of the 2046 shenanigans could be more clearly drawn. But we can’t expect miracles from a pilot. The real strength of serialized storytelling comes in the long run, as the story is given time to grow and develop. I will definitely be watching along the way.

Stray Observations:

• I was more thrilled than I should have been to recognize two stars from Wolf Lake, the short-lived 2001 series about werewolves in the Pacific Northwest: Graham Greene, who plays Rafe McCawley, and Mia Kirshner, Kenya. Kirshner, of course, was also on The Vampire Diaries, where she went up in flames as Elena’s vampy biological mom.
• I recommend that you Google the actors who play aliens, because it really demonstrates how good the makeup team is on this show. Stephanie Leonidas, Tony Curran, Trenna Keating, and Jesse Rath look nothing like their characters!
• Do you have a handle on the various alien species? There’s a guide on SyFy’s official site. Other than the Votan races I’ve mentioned—the Malfoys (Castithians) and the Vampire Forehead Bikers (Irathients)—there are also the Wookies (Sensoth), the smart ones with pale perforated skin (Indogenes), and some funny looking characters whose superpower is sarcasm (Liberata). Then there are the Volge, who are hated by everyone … but maybe they’re just misunderstood? We’ll see. Oh, and there are also humans. Apparently, even the arrival of millions of aliens on Earth can’t keep humans down.
• There is a place called The Hollows, where shirtless men and aliens fight in a ring, without weapons. No comment, but I just thought you should know.
• Defiance’s fake swear word is “shtako.” I don’t know … “frak” it is not.
• Bookending the episode was the image of a young boy and his family picnicking. They look up to see a fleet of spaceships enter the Earth’s orbit. By the end of the episode, we come to understand that the young boy was Nolan, and St. Louis was his hometown. Nicely done.

Photo Credit: SyFy.

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