Silly. Surreal. Sublime. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-15104636-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Subscribe in a reader Tumblr (3.0; @herrmachine)http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3hb8HqA91qkgysvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Always say yes to pie.</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18169548950http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18169548950Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:34:05 -0500ShellyTwin PeaksMachen Amickpie<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvepokwEQ1qg9t56o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bankston.tumblr.com/post/18155927590/think-how-stupid-the-average-person-is">bankston</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Think how stupid the average person is…</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I didn’t say it!!! :-X</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18168175702http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18168175702Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:11:44 -0500George Carlinquotesquotationsstupiditypeople<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuxwz8mPs1qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.constantpartialattention.com/post/18165217673/study-up-the-whole-gang-is-back-soon">mdt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Study up.</p> <p>The whole gang is back soon.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beforeisleep.tumblr.com/post/18163755263/its-sealove-ilovecharts-illustrated-guide-to">beforeisleep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://its-sealove.tumblr.com/post/18163381473/ilovecharts-illustrated-guide-to-mad-men">its-sealove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/18136869243/illustrated-guide-to-mad-men-bed-hopping">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.wired.com/magazine/2012/01/pl_madmenmap/"><strong>Illustrated Guide to Mad Men Bed-Hopping</strong></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Betty Draper > Washing Machine.</p> </blockquote> <p>1. i will never forgive don draper for being a dick to rachel menken.</p> <p>2. i miss sal romano.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I’m only in Season 2 of this show, watching on Netflix, and I think I’m gonna need this chart.</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18166926893http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18166926893Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:51:59 -0500Mad MenTVtelevisionslutty<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb0uhgmp4Y1qd9jlto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stigmartyr762.tumblr.com/post/18056601801/log">stigmartyr762</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexysoul.tumblr.com/post/18036497367/log">sexysoul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it’s big</p> <p>it’s heavy</p> <p>it’s wood</p> </blockquote> <p>It rolls down stairs</p> </blockquote>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18058485222http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18058485222Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:45:27 -0500LogRen and Stimpy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs056XDgC1qzsz7so1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Warhol Superstar Eric Emerson and friend grace the cover of <strong><em>Esquire</em></strong>, September 1969.</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18052791512http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18052791512Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:53:30 -0500Eric EmersonWarholSuperstarmagazine coverEsquirepig<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq2r02Zj61qig1kfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://race-cars-and-weed-jars.tumblr.com/post/16867216288/r-i-p-don-cornelius">race-cars-and-weed-jars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>R.I.P. Don Cornelius</strong></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>Soul Train</strong></em> had the best dancing, period. The <strong><em>American Bandstand</em></strong> dancers were lame-o compared to the ones on <em><strong>Soul Train</strong></em>, not to mention the <strong><em>Soul Train</em></strong> dance line was simply one of the best things that ever existed. </p> <p>I still don’t understand why the Grammys had to pay such a lame tribute to such a great man. Why, Grammys, why?</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18049550809http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/18049550809Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:02:37 -0500Soul TrainDon Cornelius<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zR-AOZfLh7w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>If you want to get my attention, just put a mechanical toy monkey with cymbals in your video. And be awesome, with a kickass band and a voice to die for. I don’t think Laura Marling’s singing is technically perfect, but I love the way she sounds and I love her intensity. </p> <p>And the toys, the toys are nice as well. </p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17925487609http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17925487609Sun, 19 Feb 2012 22:33:09 -0500Laura Marlingmusic videosAll My Rage<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo9fgglof1qzsz7so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t even remember what this stuff smelled like, but I’m pretty sure it didn’t smell anything like Nirvana.</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17924936007http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17924936007Sun, 19 Feb 2012 22:23:00 -0500Teen Spiritvintage advertising90sninetiesdeodorant<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BshxCIjNEjY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Why, you ask, am I awake and posting this Abba video for “Super Trooper” at 1:30 in the morning?” Because I am, that’s why. Leave me alone.</p> <p>I like the way Bjorn sings “Su-puh-per troo-puh-per.” </p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17812443613http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17812443613Sat, 18 Feb 2012 02:28:00 -0500AbbaSuper Troopermusic videosgo away<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxab2r6xtO1qzspj4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hewhocannotbenamed.com/post/17810037673/jenny-holzer">hewhocannotbenamed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Jenny Holzer</em></p> </blockquote>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17811815528http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17811815528Sat, 18 Feb 2012 02:04:40 -0500artJenny HolzerNew Yorksigns<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywyso1yck1qzvx0to1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17811531850http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17811531850Sat, 18 Feb 2012 01:54:57 -0500WTFIFDK<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/d5BdyIGtYcg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I should have known this video by Orphic Oxtra was worth looking at when I saw <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak">Cyriak</a> had favorited it on YouTube. Then it showed up on <a href="http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/worst_acid_trip_skeletons_having_sex_on_a_tin_roof">Dangerous Minds</a>, and I was all, like, hell yeah. </p> <p>I don’t know how much I could actually stand listening to this music, but the video is just the visual palate-cleanser I required.</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17738578192http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17738578192Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:45:00 -0500music videosOrphic Oxtrabizarre<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzign20uae1qbltaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Weiner take all.</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17738133848http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17738133848Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:38:11 -0500black and whitecheesecakesausage<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzg6vacA4m1qzsz7so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em><strong>Luminous Field</strong></em> by Luftwerk, a stunning new art installation at Millennium Park. As you can see, it turns the area around <strong><em>Cloud Gate</em></strong>, (aka the Bean) into a psychedelic light show. Hurry up and go, because it only runs through February 20.</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17665090566http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17665090566Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:47:34 -0500ChicagoartinstallationlightCloud Gate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfy5sxm1f1qzsz7so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A cat walks into a bar …                                                </p> <p>and gets served.</p> <p>What, did you think I was joking?</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17658990689http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17658990689Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:39:00 -0500catsfelinesMr. Wu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzezizNFEI1qzsz7so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Audrey should have just kept her saddle oxfords on. In this case, it was the shoes that made the look. </p> <p>Okay, the shoes and Sherilynn Fenn. </p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17639708827http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17639708827Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:11:00 -0500Twin PeaksSherilynn FennAudrey Hornestyle<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2uhku47y1qa0q13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17635447681http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17635447681Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:57:31 -0500Twin PeaksValentine's Day<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17634156014/tumblr_lze9omA2OG1qzofah&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snuh.tumblr.com/post/17633607018/slim-whitman-indian-love-call">snuh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Slim Whitman: Indian Love Call</p> </blockquote> <p>Slim Whitman is always appropriate.</p>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17634156014http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17634156014Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:35:46 -0500Slim WhitmanmusicIndian Love Call<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzesahSfqP1qhal0to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fantagraphics.tumblr.com/post/17630826938/jim-woodring-mosaic-fan-art-created-by-mary">fantagraphics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.fantagraphics.com/jimwoodring"><strong>Jim Woodring</strong></a> mosaic “fan art” created by Mary Woodring and given to Jim for Valentine’s Day.</p> </blockquote>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17631610641http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17631610641Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:48:43 -0500Jim WoodringartmosaicValentine's Day<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzesf7aMBQ1qhal0to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fantagraphics.tumblr.com/post/17630983940/valentines-heart-mask-created-by-jim-woodring-for">fantagraphics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Valentine’s heart mask created by <a href="http://www.fantagraphics.com/jimwoodring"><strong>Jim Woodring</strong></a> for Mary Woodring.</p> </blockquote>http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17631520467http://herrmachine.tumblr.com/post/17631520467Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:47:08 -0500Jim WoodringartValentine's Daymask