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Flour tortillas

2010-09-15T01:30:00.000-07:00

Ingredients
3 1/2 cups all purpose flour
2 tsp baking powder
2 tsp sea-salt
1/2 cup lard (or shortning)
1 cup water

Preparation
mix dry ingredients then add lard (best if mixed by hand). Add water a little at a time until mixture forms a nice dough (the bowl will start to look clean as the dough is formed). Roll into a 14 to 20 inch log and cut in half. Keep cutting each half in half until you get an even number of balls (about the size of a small egg). Roll in hands (use a little lard to help with this by placing in the center of palm, just a small amount should do) form into the shape of a mushroom top and place in bowl used for mixing. Cover and let stand for 15 to 20 min.

Cook
Roll out dough on a floured surface and place on a hot skillet or griddle, about 10 to 15 seconds per side until done.

Makes about 12 to 20 tortillas.

Watch You-tube video

TORTILLAS part 1

TORTILLAS part 2

Chocolate kiss peanut butter cookies

2010-08-17T16:22:00.000-07:00

Chocolate kiss peanut butter cookies
Betty Crocker recipe

See the madness on You tube -- cookies
Ingredients: 36 kisses :)
2 cups Bisquick
3/4 cup peanut butter
1tblsp vanilla
14oz sweetened condensed milk
Preheat oven to 350. Mix milk and peanut
butter then add vanilla and Bisquick. Roll
dough into 1 1/4" balls. Bake 8 to 10 min,
push kisses into cookie asap.
Try not to burn em.

Keeme Productions
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Enjoy Kitty Gatos!

Twice Baked Potato

2010-07-20T18:58:00.002-07:00

I had this potato video (when I made the steak) that was just sitting on my hard drive and figured "why not share this with y'all."

It is an easy recipe to make. Take a potato and
bake it (or microwave it)
gut it with a spoon into a bowl
add the cool ingredients (you can use whatever you like) I used butter, sour cream, and salt/pepper

Mix it all and place back into the hollowed out potato (bake or nuke for a min or so for a piping hot potato... top with cheese for that extra WOW factor).

Enjoy Kitty Gatos!

See the madness on You tube --> POTATO

:)

NEW RECIPES

2010-07-10T06:02:00.002-07:00

I am looking for new recipies to make. I have a few in mind and may have y'all vote on what you want to see me make next. I also may just have you email me a recipe and see if I can make it.

Thanks for coming by and stay tuned for more from this fat guy. Please subscribe to all my stuff.. I can't direct you to it yet but heck.. you found me so you know more about it than I do!

Much love - The Keeme

Breakfast burrito

2010-07-10T05:58:00.001-07:00

Making a breakfast burrito is not all that hard. You need beans, lard, eggs, tortillas and fire! See the madness on You tube --> Breakfast burrito

Ravioli burrito

2010-07-10T05:51:00.001-07:00

I made the most delicious burritos from a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli. Ingredients are *can of rav, tortillas and hunger! See video on You tube of crazy mess ---> Ravioli burrito

Steak

2010-07-10T05:21:00.001-07:00

I made this steak and my daughter (Brittany) ate the entire thing! I had to make a brand new one for me. See the Youtube video here --->Steak

MAN CAKE

2010-07-10T04:59:00.000-07:00

I made a cake out of bread, frosting and a can of cherry pie filling. It was crazy.
Watch the Youtube madness here --> MAN CAKE