New Hilarious Quotesnoreply@blogger.com (George)Sat, 21 Sep 2024 01:35:45 +0300Blogger http://www.blogger.com6125http://hilarious-quote.blogspot.com/en-usnoNew Hilarious Quotesnoreply@blogger.comhttp://hilarious-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/hilarious-short-quotes_16.htmlHilarious short quotesnoreply@blogger.com (George)Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:35:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4167986250538197448.post-8003775302441226472Hilarious short quotesIt may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who0http://hilarious-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/hilarious-short-quotes_15.htmlHilarious short quotesnoreply@blogger.com (George)Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:20:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4167986250538197448.post-7276329520978220228Hilarious short quotesQuote 1We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.- Dave BarryQuote 2Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.- Dave BarryQuote 3People who want to share their religious views with you 0http://hilarious-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/hilarious-short-quotes.htmlHilarious short quotesnoreply@blogger.com (George)Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:46:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4167986250538197448.post-2419822205111921484Hilarious short quotesJoan RiversI blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.Benny HillHave you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?Mark TwainI once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town0http://hilarious-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/hilarious-quotes_13.htmlHilarious Quotesnoreply@blogger.com (George)Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:46:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4167986250538197448.post-1096093552470754327Hilarious Quotes1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.6- When you’re right, 0http://hilarious-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/hilarious-quotes_12.htmlHilarious Quotesnoreply@blogger.com (George)Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:29:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4167986250538197448.post-6805839334191359223Look how often the unexpected happens -- yet we still never expect it.-- Ashleigh BrilliantLove is temporary insanity curable by marriage.-- Ambrose BierceMy wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.-- Jimmy DuranteNo man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.-- Author UnknownNobody goes where the crowds are anymore. 0http://hilarious-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/hilarious-quotes.htmlHilarious Quotesnoreply@blogger.com (George)Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:03:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4167986250538197448.post-3514186835637616237A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.-- Douglas AdamsAn archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.-- Agatha ChristieAlways remember that true beauty comes from within — from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes.-- Peter's 0