tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58885834299099045682012-01-30T01:30:21.301-08:00Funny Text Messages, Valentine's Day SMS Text Messages, Poetry SMS, Jokes, Hindi SMS, Good Night SMS, Urdu SMS, Love Quotesshahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.comBlogger1565125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-32920160902495278002012-01-26T23:08:00.000-08:002012-01-26T23:10:18.459-08:002012-01-26T23:10:18.459-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8y74_ca8otjXZcniotBXh3Ky_7k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8y74_ca8otjXZcniotBXh3Ky_7k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8y74_ca8otjXZcniotBXh3Ky_7k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8y74_ca8otjXZcniotBXh3Ky_7k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Teacher student se: 14 nov ko CHILDERN DAY kyohn manaya jata hai??<br /><br />Student: kyun ke ye din VALENTINE DAY ke theek 9 maheny bad aata hai.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-3292016090249527800?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/BQYtjT4dXLw" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2012/01/valentine-day-k-theek-9-maheny-bad.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-54054223947804325572012-01-25T05:05:00.000-08:002012-01-25T05:08:24.735-08:002012-01-25T05:08:24.735-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4SPo0Lzdl2Rz--ygA6v9MT4ghgU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4SPo0Lzdl2Rz--ygA6v9MT4ghgU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4SPo0Lzdl2Rz--ygA6v9MT4ghgU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4SPo0Lzdl2Rz--ygA6v9MT4ghgU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Wo kehte hain Ishq karo us se jis se haseen koi aur na ho "Dosto"<br />Main apne "Nabi" se Ishq kyon na karoo ke un se haseen to janat bhi nahi,<br /><br />Aqaa (saw) ka Milaad Mubarak Ho<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-5405422394780432557?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/SavhfUL0mY8" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2012/01/aqaa-saw-ka-milaad-mubarak-ho.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-70604218800346287202012-01-25T05:03:00.000-08:002012-01-25T05:05:36.257-08:002012-01-25T05:05:36.257-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9subf6Sm3cpvKDddj8U9DSTwZIY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9subf6Sm3cpvKDddj8U9DSTwZIY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9subf6Sm3cpvKDddj8U9DSTwZIY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9subf6Sm3cpvKDddj8U9DSTwZIY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Ek Preyasi Jivabhavachi , Mala Vatayachi ti mazich.<br />pan mazi mazi mhanta mhanta geli mala sodeun.<br />jatana matra geli khup dukh deun<br />dukhache kahi nahi pan<br />tutlele dhage punha julat ka nahi..?<br />an, julale tari gath rahate kayamchi….<br />Ek preyasi jivabhachi….Shona..<br />Happy republic day<br /><br /><br /><br />phool sukate,<br />gavat walate,<br />pan maitarichya pavitra nagarit zaleli olakha kayam rahate,<br />kadhi hasayacha asate,<br />kadhirusayacha asat,<br />maitarirupi ruksala aayushbhar japayacha asat.<br />Happy republic day<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-7060421880034628720?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/8r8QTdhq7_I" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2012/01/republic-day-sms-in-marathi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-40283057024577266852012-01-24T05:35:00.000-08:002012-01-24T05:40:22.819-08:002012-01-24T05:40:22.819-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A99LFat-eqFKFUXyKkMApHfR3wI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A99LFat-eqFKFUXyKkMApHfR3wI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A99LFat-eqFKFUXyKkMApHfR3wI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A99LFat-eqFKFUXyKkMApHfR3wI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Rabi ul awal shayari, 12 rabiulawal poetry urdu, islamic poetry, milad un nabi shayari hindi</span></span><br /></p><p>Bohat muqaddas hai merey Peyary Nabi (A.W.W) ke Qadmo’n ki Dhool.</p> <p>K k is Dhool ka koi zarra meri Qabr ki zeenat ban jaye.<br />(Aamein)</p> <p>Jashan e Amad e Rasool Mubarak Ho</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-4028305702457726685?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/5Qd_tACrDlo" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com1http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2012/01/jashan-e-amad-e-rasool-mubarak-ho.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-65289586227387868622012-01-23T05:40:00.000-08:002012-01-23T05:41:40.002-08:002012-01-23T05:41:40.002-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XPdZPljaoLvZmhOP3OdxizlL4cM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XPdZPljaoLvZmhOP3OdxizlL4cM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XPdZPljaoLvZmhOP3OdxizlL4cM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XPdZPljaoLvZmhOP3OdxizlL4cM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Ek ladki Ne aapse lift maangi<br />Rasteme... Uski tabiyat kharab ho gai<br />Aap use hospital Le gaye<br />Dr. bola :- Aap baap banne wale ho<br />Lo ji ho gai Naee tension suru<br />Aap bole me iska baap nahi hu<br />Fir ladki boli yahi iska baap he<br />Tension or badh gai<br />Fir aapka medical checkup huva<br />Report aayi aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte<br />Lo ji jayda badh gai tension<br />Aapne thank god kaha or nikal liye<br />Fir socha ghar pe Jo 2 bache he vo kiske he<br />Now, this is real tension ....<br /><br />Moral: Kisi bhi ladki ko Kabhi lift nahi deni chahiye...!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-6528958622738786862?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/n_Wsv-B9db0" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2012/01/ganda-sms-in-hindi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-67648761786975342722012-01-22T07:53:00.000-08:002012-01-22T07:56:28.618-08:002012-01-22T07:56:28.618-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vZhqZ0TZXQ-sP9V84ObwtM_uLYM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vZhqZ0TZXQ-sP9V84ObwtM_uLYM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vZhqZ0TZXQ-sP9V84ObwtM_uLYM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vZhqZ0TZXQ-sP9V84ObwtM_uLYM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>~ Thought 0f The Day ~<br />If You Think Positively, Sound Becomes Music, Movement Becomes Dance, Smile Becomes Laughter, Silence Becomes MeditatiOn, And Life Becomes A Celebration.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-6764876178697534272?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/D3pqwOdG3Bc" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2012/01/thought-0f-day.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-44148501051638718492012-01-21T04:45:00.000-08:002012-01-21T04:50:08.294-08:002012-01-21T04:50:08.294-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nOwPSmjrCfi_4vkcnQR64zYr3OE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nOwPSmjrCfi_4vkcnQR64zYr3OE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nOwPSmjrCfi_4vkcnQR64zYr3OE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nOwPSmjrCfi_4vkcnQR64zYr3OE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size:78%;">Best weekend quotes, funny weekend quote</span><br /></div><br />Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.<br /><br /><br />When you are sad, a friend will say: Do you want to come over to my place on the weekend and we can sort it then? and I’ll look after you.<br /><br /><br />Stay Committed To Your Decisions, But Stay Flexible In Your Approach. Have a Nice Weekend<br /><br /><br />Nothing in this world is expensive than Having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-4414850105163871849?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/dOn4Sc05Nvs" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2012/01/weekend-quote-messages.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-16617869733507227282012-01-11T21:53:00.000-08:002012-01-11T21:54:13.225-08:002012-01-11T21:54:13.225-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y0rhBOEDDD1-GIrZJwE0e89yQoU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y0rhBOEDDD1-GIrZJwE0e89yQoU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y0rhBOEDDD1-GIrZJwE0e89yQoU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y0rhBOEDDD1-GIrZJwE0e89yQoU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Hi<br /> .-'''''-.<br /> ( 'o' )<br /> (,,)=(,,)<br />Can i stay here in your "inbox"and wait until 14 February?<br /><br />So i can be the first to say you Advanced Happy Velantine's Day"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-1661786973350722728?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/W87ZnIVj3HI" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2012/01/advanced-happy-velantines-day.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-77255613554723422522011-12-12T22:40:00.000-08:002011-12-12T22:44:56.690-08:002011-12-12T22:44:56.690-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Rg5-C7kcVQqf6JolPw8XC0WABX0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Rg5-C7kcVQqf6JolPw8XC0WABX0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Rg5-C7kcVQqf6JolPw8XC0WABX0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Rg5-C7kcVQqf6JolPw8XC0WABX0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span>May the Christmas morning make us happy to be thy children and Christmas evening bring us to our beds with grateful thoughts forgiving and forgiven. Amen.<br />Happy Christmas<br /><br /><br />Loving God, Close the door of hate and open the door of love all over the world.<br />Let kindness come with every gift and good desires with every greeting and teach us to be merry with clear hearts.<br />Happy Christmas<br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span> Almighty God, I pray that thou wilt sustain me when I may be enduring for a purpose, and to accomplish it seems beyond my strength.<br />Renew me with courage, and give me unceasing hope and faith that is able to hold out to the end. Amen.<br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span> My three wishes for the world are that there will be no drugs that little kids will get along better and that you will all have a Merry Christmas.<br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(220, 20, 60);"><strong></strong></span> I wish everybody has a Happy Christmas and I hope the Food Pantry People have a lot of food to give to people at Christmas.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img title="christmas-sms-gape" src="http://www.smsrozana.com/wp-content/uploads/christmas-sms-gape.png" alt="" height="14" width="300" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-7725561355472342252?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/OdkVo0qMSaY" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/12/christmas-sms-wishes-greetings.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-58507043916043952142011-12-12T22:29:00.000-08:002011-12-12T22:30:21.084-08:002011-12-12T22:30:21.084-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RN0OVc_ATG8rZtSVW5B_qOUjvAI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RN0OVc_ATG8rZtSVW5B_qOUjvAI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RN0OVc_ATG8rZtSVW5B_qOUjvAI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RN0OVc_ATG8rZtSVW5B_qOUjvAI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Lo agaya Jis ka tha intezaar…<br />Sab Mil K Bolo Mere Yaar…<br />Decebmber main Laya Christmas Bahar<br />Mubarak Ho tumko christmas Mere Yaar…<br /><br /><br />Har dam khushiya ho sath<br />Kabhi daman na ho Khali<br />Hum sab Ke taraf se,<br />Wish you Happy Christmas…<br /><br /><br />Na Card Bhej raha Hun<br />Na Koi Phool Bhej raha Hun<br />Sirf Sache Dil Se<br />Mein Kehta Hun Apko<br />Merry Christmas<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-5850704391604395214?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/-BaFVn6UpHk" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/12/christmas-poetry-hindi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-34739577600582587992011-12-11T21:32:00.000-08:002011-12-11T21:36:28.286-08:002011-12-11T21:36:28.286-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SWQjpOdmQgTsy4wjYWQVcH_Xf1Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SWQjpOdmQgTsy4wjYWQVcH_Xf1Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SWQjpOdmQgTsy4wjYWQVcH_Xf1Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SWQjpOdmQgTsy4wjYWQVcH_Xf1Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Engagement is the time between<br />Being two and one.<br />It moves so fast the mountains shift<br />Before the survey's done.<br />Happy Engagement<br /><br /><br />As you both look forward to the day that you are wed,<br />May you love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.<br />Happy Engagement<br /><br /><br />Your Engagement day is full of joy<br />Tomorrow you cannot see.<br />But one thing's sure for the two of you<br />The best is yet to be.<br />Happy Engagement<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-3473957760058258799?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/K4mPLjy3B7o" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/12/engagement-sms-text-messages.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-5483847874858105002011-12-09T09:07:00.000-08:002011-12-09T09:14:49.781-08:002011-12-09T09:14:49.781-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IyZXUTBHKt83cBRbqXOS7MAJfmY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IyZXUTBHKt83cBRbqXOS7MAJfmY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IyZXUTBHKt83cBRbqXOS7MAJfmY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IyZXUTBHKt83cBRbqXOS7MAJfmY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Happy New Year SMS Messages Collection in Hindi / Urdu<br /></span></div><br /><br />Is New Year Main,<br />Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,<br />Har din khubsoorat aur har Raat roshan ho,<br />Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha,<br />Naya Saal Mubarok ho.<br /><br /><br />New Year aaye banke ujale,<br />Khul jaye aapki kismat ka tale,<br />Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Opar wale,<br />Happy New year.<br /><br /><br />Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jao,<br />Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagao,<br />Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhuka ke.<br />Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.<br />Happy New Year<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-548384787485810500?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/dIEr-evziAk" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/12/new-year-hindi-urdu-sms-collection.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-11309035841522021412011-12-02T20:57:00.000-08:002011-12-02T20:58:32.545-08:002011-12-02T20:58:32.545-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3RbfyeI65x4FdrSLuiK6Dd8YIMk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3RbfyeI65x4FdrSLuiK6Dd8YIMk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3RbfyeI65x4FdrSLuiK6Dd8YIMk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3RbfyeI65x4FdrSLuiK6Dd8YIMk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>I know you think, I'm cute,<br /><br />I know you think, I'm fine,<br /><br />But like the other guys,<br />take a number and<br /><br />wait in line!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-1130903584152202141?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/tgAA7JQUYaY" height="1" width="1"/>shahidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735230465363664729noreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/12/take-number-and-wait-in-line.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-86237085468778300292011-11-04T23:06:00.001-07:002011-11-04T23:06:31.155-07:002011-11-04T23:06:31.155-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/athdSn0vxQhpKVNtUj2k5ZHt4TE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/athdSn0vxQhpKVNtUj2k5ZHt4TE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/athdSn0vxQhpKVNtUj2k5ZHt4TE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/athdSn0vxQhpKVNtUj2k5ZHt4TE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Ek Ladaki ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi..<br /><br />Company ne socha achanak bataya to ladki Khushi se mar sakti hai..<br /><br />company ne pappu ko ye kaam diya<br /><br />Ke aise batao Ke wo khushhi se mar na jaye..<br /><br />Pappu ne jake us ladki ko bola:<br /><br />"Farz karo aap Ka 5 crore ka inaam nikal aaye to aap kya krogi?"<br /><br />Ladaki : Aap Ke samne dance krongi,<br /><br />Shaadi Kar longi..<br /><br />Yehi Nahin..<br /><br />Aadha Inaam Bhi De dungi... !!<br /><br />Ye sun kar Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..! ! :-D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-8623708546877830029?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/hN1wx7K5zDs" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/11/ek-ladaki-ki-5-crore-ki-lottery-lagi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-35351143635218495692011-10-15T22:54:00.000-07:002011-10-15T22:57:21.222-07:002011-10-15T22:57:21.222-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-K_uUfuqG-utm4KfPHIki4VUJwQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-K_uUfuqG-utm4KfPHIki4VUJwQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-K_uUfuqG-utm4KfPHIki4VUJwQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-K_uUfuqG-utm4KfPHIki4VUJwQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>l”l________<br />–/ l__l Delivery<br />| | ________<br />L(o)__l___(o)__|<br />This Bus is loaded with<br />LOVE and CARE,<br />Wishing you and your family<br />A Very HAPPY DIWALI<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-3535114363521849569?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/-SPykuTR_F4" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/10/very-happy-diwali.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-31571191374632560292011-10-11T05:55:00.000-07:002011-10-11T05:58:42.082-07:002011-10-11T05:58:42.082-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DqG9vEB7c_jtuhPyi65xVOpqxuM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DqG9vEB7c_jtuhPyi65xVOpqxuM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DqG9vEB7c_jtuhPyi65xVOpqxuM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DqG9vEB7c_jtuhPyi65xVOpqxuM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Latest Karva Chauth sms messages in english for send to husband or wife on Karva Chauth.</span><br /></div><br /><br />May God bless you with all those happiness and pleasures you have asked for me sweetheart! Wish you a happy Karva Chauth and a prosperous married life with me!<br /><br /><br />If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips.<br />But if u were a tear in my eye,<br />I wood never cry as I wood be afraid 2 lose u!<br />Thanks for being mine forever.<br />Happy Karva Chauth!<br /><br /><br />A Dark Cloud Of Gloom Is Hovering My Heart,<br />Am Praying For Your Happiness and Long Life,<br />You Are Always In My Heart,<br />Missing You Very Much On This Karwa Chauth…<br /><br /><br />May The Moon Light,<br />Flood Your Life With,<br />Happiness and Joy,<br />Peace and Harmony.<br />Happy Karwa Chauth..!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-3157119137463256029?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/nrkI8gStZq4" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/10/best-karva-chauth-sms-in-english.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-33480995257031979072011-10-08T22:32:00.000-07:002011-10-08T22:33:19.645-07:002011-10-08T22:33:19.645-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Fh5cbUEYt9-8e5NYN6xKptHAMo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Fh5cbUEYt9-8e5NYN6xKptHAMo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Fh5cbUEYt9-8e5NYN6xKptHAMo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Fh5cbUEYt9-8e5NYN6xKptHAMo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Boy:<br />Ap ka Mobile No. kya Hy?<br /><br />Girl: Shut Up!<br /><br />1st Drink then Think.<br /><br />Boy:<br />Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain,<br />Muje Chk Karna Hy 500 K Easy-Load Mai Kitna Balnace Aata Hy!!<br /><br />Girl: How Sweet!!<br /><br />¤University of Kaminiology¤ :-<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-3348099525703197907?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/-zzFbDlFBCY" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/10/1st-drink-then-think.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-71968625078808397042011-10-05T05:44:00.000-07:002011-10-05T05:49:37.237-07:002011-10-05T05:49:37.237-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3xca_Uq_Jd0pS1-lJ2NaI9t7sHU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3xca_Uq_Jd0pS1-lJ2NaI9t7sHU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3xca_Uq_Jd0pS1-lJ2NaI9t7sHU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3xca_Uq_Jd0pS1-lJ2NaI9t7sHU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" >Latest Bengali Subho Bijoya, Bijoya Dashami, Dussehra and Durga Puja sms messages in Bengali</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br />Anek swapna puran kore Maa chole jaan kon sudure<br />Maa-er aasa, Maa-er jawa Natun khushir natun hawa<br />Dukkho kore labh ki tobe, Aaschhe bachhor aabar habe!<br /><br />SUBHA BIJAYA<br /><div style="text-align: center;">_______________________________________________________<br /></div><br />Valo thaka valobasha<br />Valo mone kichu asha<br />bedonar dure thaka<br />sukhsmriti fire dekha<br />Bondhon theke borondala,<br />Bijoya mane egiye chola.<br />**SUBHO BIJOYA**<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">_______________________________________________________<br /></div><br />Dasamir ai sondhe bela<br />saango holo sindur khela,<br />ma er ghore ferar pala,<br />chokher jal-e biday bola,<br />ma-er holo somoy jabar<br />aasche bachor aasbe aabar.<br /><br />Subho Bijoya<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">_______________________________________________________<br /></div><br />Sukher smriti rekho mone, Mishe theko aponjone.<br />Man aviman sokol vule, Ashar prodip rekho jele.<br />Maa asbe ei asha rekhe, Sobai mile theko sukhe.<br /><br />SUBHO BIJOYA<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">_______________________________________________________<br /></div><br />Kur kur bajche dhak, kailash je dilo daak<br />Suru hobe sindur khela, mayer je aj jawar pala<br />Bodhon theke bisorjon, bhalo rekho Ma sobar mon...<br /><br />Subho Bijoya<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-7196862507880839704?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/8837exxdPSQ" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/10/bijoya-dashami-bengali-sms.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-20992238639467046602011-10-01T22:36:00.000-07:002011-10-01T22:37:17.979-07:002011-10-01T22:37:17.979-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X7givh3eLDIjeXkZMdg3a8N0uZI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X7givh3eLDIjeXkZMdg3a8N0uZI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X7givh3eLDIjeXkZMdg3a8N0uZI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X7givh3eLDIjeXkZMdg3a8N0uZI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>On Gandhi Jayanti,let’s pay our tributes to the messiah of non-violence & take leadership in creating better polity in India, to build a best India!<br />Happy Gandhi Jayanti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-2099223863946704660?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/n0De9_gypYQ" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/10/happy-gandhi-jayanti.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-28945885932665132542011-09-29T06:00:00.000-07:002011-09-29T06:02:24.053-07:002011-09-29T06:02:24.053-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Lmd_Inq1W7WSvi94RaXnxr-Fr1U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Lmd_Inq1W7WSvi94RaXnxr-Fr1U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Lmd_Inq1W7WSvi94RaXnxr-Fr1U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Lmd_Inq1W7WSvi94RaXnxr-Fr1U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>As the candlelight flame<br />Ur life may always be happy,<br />As the mountain high<br />U move without shy,<br />As sunshine creates morning glory<br />fragrance fills years as Flory,<br />All darkness is far away<br />As light is on its way.<br />Wishing You all a very Happy Dussehra.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-2894588593266513254?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/dtMLwNqKoCE" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/09/very-happy-dussehra.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-63367600159099070342011-09-28T05:30:00.000-07:002011-12-02T21:11:02.531-08:002011-12-02T21:11:02.531-08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z_dnd6nSIIU_aivF0TyHpMQnLHU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z_dnd6nSIIU_aivF0TyHpMQnLHU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-6336760015909907034?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/GkLXwwVt6n0" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/09/latest-navratri-sms-messages.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-14911965050216817662011-09-25T00:06:00.000-07:002011-09-25T00:07:39.903-07:002011-09-25T00:07:39.903-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f0PaMzepFAmf34U-nIO3DwRT-R8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f0PaMzepFAmf34U-nIO3DwRT-R8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f0PaMzepFAmf34U-nIO3DwRT-R8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f0PaMzepFAmf34U-nIO3DwRT-R8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Hamain Shikwa nahi tum se apne bhool jane ka,<br />Ham se he shayed koi khata hui, ke tum ko yaad na rahe,<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-1491196505021681766?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/EBqE3H89Qb0" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/09/shikwa-nahi-tum-se-apne.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-66279827997005320062011-09-18T01:56:00.000-07:002011-09-18T01:57:51.859-07:002011-09-18T01:57:51.859-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xFM0017_FS50PbnHZZeot6tR4SM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xFM0017_FS50PbnHZZeot6tR4SM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xFM0017_FS50PbnHZZeot6tR4SM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xFM0017_FS50PbnHZZeot6tR4SM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>In barishon se dosti achi nahi Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Machar inhi barishon main aate hain<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5888583429909904568-6627982799700532006?l=smselibrary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HindiSmsFunnySmsJokesUrduTextMessagesFriendshipLovePoetry/~4/ZLeTWljQyV0" height="1" width="1"/>Authornoreply@blogger.com0http://smselibrary.blogspot.com/2011/09/machar-inhi-barishon-main.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888583429909904568.post-55907243773376800502011-09-14T22:44:00.000-07:002011-09-14T22:45:59.635-07:002011-09-14T22:45:59.635-07:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4n1RqvApQLNq36jJbvu8BE0m3xk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4n1RqvApQLNq36jJbvu8BE0m3xk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a 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