Top ten things that sound dirty, but in a Law firm are not:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge.

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn’t…

1. Think you can get me off?

This one’s unbeatable
A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap – must read it

A Project Manager, His team member, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends…

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark…

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel…

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed…

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything…

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him…

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped…

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It… My junior Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought Was Me And Slapped Me…

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking…

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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking…

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again…
The Idiot Keeps Harassing Me In The Office…!!

Perfect guy is not the one who has
more money
or the most handsome one you’ll
met.
.
Its the one who knows how to makes you smile
everyday !

Life is very short.
So break silly rules,
Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh loudly,
Never avoid anything that makes U smile

For others to understand you, you must first understand yourself.
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspirations with others.
You are the lock and you are the key.

Always follow your dreams, and never let the flame in your heart burn out.
The day you are born is the day you start to die, so make every day count.
Every new day bring new light and hope.

If you do not climb the mountain you will not see the plain.
Every one has the gift of time, but few utilize.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.

Without dreams, there is no reality!
Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.
No time like the present.
The time I kill is killing me.
The years teach much the days never know.

In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues…
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue…
God said “So you control ur wife?”
Man: “R u CRAZY…My wife told me to stand here”

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally

So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.