Holly'sNastyCreamedCorn

"i am surrounded by walmart people"

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:29:46 PDT

Last Thursday my son's school had a pool party, at the local city pool, to "kick off" the new school year. It started to rain, but since there was no thunder or lightening the kids continued to...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

where the hell have you been?

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:11:12 PDT

My friend JS asked me the other day about my blog..after I made a comment about her blog. We are both super cool blogger chicks. To get to the point she asked me if I was still doing my blog and...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

the gift of a broken heart, death, and masturbation

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 20:20:15 PDT

I have been knee deep in the beginning stages if grief: shock, denial, numbness, emotional outbursts, anger, fear, searching, disoganization, panic, guilt, loneliness, isolation, depression,...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

time to look into the beady eyes of the Crone

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:47:42 PST

Pagans and Wiccans celebrate the Crone aspect of the Goddess. She is the wise old woman who has gained knowledge by observing the cycles of life and death. Nothing escapes her beady eyes as she has...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

sucked into the dark slippery bowels of....

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:59:09 PST

S...U...C...C...E...S...S! You know the place where good things happen, everything falls into place, surrounded by friends...holy crap! When IS the bottom going to fall out????? I am so freaked out...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

hack off the hacker's little hacky

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:40:37 PST

My Facebook account has been temporarily suspended because of a fucking hacker! A fucking hacker fucked me and then tried to give the big poke to all my friends, and friends of friends, and that...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

yon sel dwèt pa manje kalalou

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:41:39 PST

Haitian (Creole) proverb: yon sel dwèt pa manje kalalou (you can't eat okra with one finger)... we all must cooperate Greetings in the name of God, the ancestors and the lwa! I invite you to...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

spank it! spank it! spank it!

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 08:35:52 PST

Ever feel like you should just walk into work ass in the air so your boss can just give you a real good spank as soon as you walk in the door? "I'm bent over boss! Just spank that ass! spank it!...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

can i taste your hot pocket?

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:46:20 PST

As luck would have it I had a hot pocket for lunch today. I have spent the last 30 minutes just saying "Hot Pocket!" to my co-workers, at random times, for no reason, even if they are not talking to...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

my vagina is offended

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:05:35 PST

I have saved this bright yellow sticky note in my desk drawer for at least 6 months. It is from my friend at work (NO). She is a blond tornado and calls my partner "my biscuit." Oh Holly! How is your...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty

coming out of every orifice

noreply@blogger.com (Holly) — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:41:28 PST

Just putting this blog together has caused me to ooze brain matter. How the Kitchen Witch and Camille (BlogInSong) do this blog doggy hoggy thing is beyond me. Again, proving that they are both hot...

Freaky stuff that goes on around us that we don't even notice until we feel the stickyness run down our most private parts and it makes us feel nasty