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Hollywood Babble-On #210: May 22, 2015

2015-06-15T14:00:00.001-07:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 5/22/2015."
Runtime: 1:54:51
Recorded Fri, 22nd May, 2015
Released Mon, 25th May, 2015
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0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:46 Kevin is out; Crazy dude out in the alleyway. "I'm with Kevin's party ..." "Security Guard." "I'm not being creepy, I'm just from Vancouver!"
3:30 Kevin advocates Mad Max: Fury Road. Geek Test passed. "MethHead on strings/from Vancouver." Ralph on defending Kevin.
7:30 Yoga Hosers Update: Chris Drake's car has been Ferris Buellered. "All hard, and shit."
10:10 Shout-outs: One email sent this week. Steve Hemmell offered B-Day BJ, but unfortunately, he's a magician,
12:45 Kelly from New Orleans is the only female attendant of a sausage party. Husband Michael dog-training. The Germans. "Mit blue eyes!"
16:30 Kevin went to rewatch Avengers: Age Of Ultron, with Malcolm Ingram. Kevin texts Harley. "Malcolm in the middle." Harley blasts Tusk.
20:16 Email bag: Dianna Henry from Tennesee bought Tusk, and Al Pacino recites Willy Wonka's Creepy Boat Song to help with the blues. Kevin films.
23:30 Team Steve t-shirt.
24.40 Team Big Bird.
25:15 Inappropriate Toys: Bat-blumpkins. Olaf the Jerk. Dirty Donald. Ralph does Dolan.
27:55 DaftPool asks for Arnie to sing Whip It by DEVO.
30:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: BB King. "Did not like condoms." The Thrill Is Gone.
33:00 Tinseltown stiff: Donald Wrye. Ice Castles.
36:30 Hollywood Helpers: Arnold Schwartenegger "He likes to give babies to maids." Omaze video. www.omaze.com/Arnold
40:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Larry from Mormon sends in B-A-T-M-A-N.
43:40 Exquisite Acting: Christopher Walken in Ripper. "Fragmented at the moment."
46:10 SModCo ads: nextissue.com/babble
48:10 HBO Headlines: David Letterman retires. (Video unavailable). VEEP advocated. Elizabeth Banks fawned over.
53:26 Lindsay Lohan in community service. Qu'ran.
55:41 The OlsenTwins not joining Fuller House. "Call me Netflix!" Lemurs. Big Eyes, Beard Guy.
59:03 Creepy Things That Were Underage: The Duggars. Ralph rails against TLC and Celebutards. "I said on the record ..."
1:05:30 Teen Mom 3 needs a new set o' boobs. MyFreeImplants.com Scrape away the ICK.
1:08:30 Flavor Flav arrested for speeding. Donator. Mugshot. Parking. Getting sick of this shit, now. Threatening.
1:10:55 The Who celebrate 50 years of Who. Ralph takes a swipe at Roger Daltrey. U2:Over The Edge.
1:14:00 Music Sales Awards: Iggy Azalea wins big. Who gives a fuck? Pic.Implants. Tick. Tadolph Switler powered by Satan. What, Even?! Fuck, no! "Punches like Mongomery Burns."
1:18:45 Kendall and Kylie Jenner introduce Kanye, and get booed. Mannequins. "Video unavailable."
1:19:55 Kim Kardashian celebrate 1 years marriage. Renewing vows. Renting out the Eiffel Tower.
1:21:10 Willow Smith is back! Let's go to Mecca played! WTF?! F Q C -#7. "I'm feeling like shit!" "The world is her refrigerator."
1:25:30 Jaden Smith goes to prom. This poor girl, Cape, White Batman. Angry Ralph. Network touched upon.
1:28:45 Moratorium put on Miley Cyrus. "Pfft, pfft! Peter Parker!" Backdoor Sessions. Pablow causes tension. "SHUT UUUUP!" Choppin' Brocolli mentioned
1:33:55 Justin Bieber has a new girlfriend. Shit sandwich.
1:35:40 Twin Peaks has David Lynch again! Kevin advocates Twin Peaks. Backwards-speaking midgets.
1:38:45 Movies That Will Suck: Song of the South feat. Mel Gibson. Tink feat. Reese Witherspoon.
1:40:00 Matthew Lewis is changing his image. "The Wand chooses the Wizard!" "DumbleDick!" JK Rowling freaked out. "Bertie Botts." Potter puns.
1:43:30 Geek News: Ralph unimpressed with the new SuperGirl trailer. Pilot available illegally online. "Fuck!"
1:45:15 Podcasting advocated. Comic Book Central plugged.
1:48:00 R2D2 budgie. New Avengers. Thor is a Jerk.
1:50:34 Liam Neesons Cock jokes: Neeson at The Rangers game. Bank Robbery.

Hollywood Babble-On #209: May 8, 2015

2015-05-12T08:01:00.001-07:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 8, 2015."
Runtime: 1:40:46
Recorded Fri, 8th May, 2015
Released Mon, 11th May, 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - squarespace.com code: babble, seeSMod.com, Jay and Silent Bob Monopoly
1:38 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:50 Kevin has finished the Mallrats 2 script. Kevin advocates I Am Big Bird.
6:30 Celebrities at HBO: Jake and Amir had Taylor Swift.
8:27 Shout-outs: Ralph baits Kevin about Affleck. Marissa and Jeremy McDougal celebrate Marissa's 29th birthday. The German's birthday wishes. "The IRS is like the new Nazis!" Kevin on Ralph on Yoga Hosers. "Overacticus!"
12:41 Polyamorous Charmayne inspires Kevin Smith.
17:30 Dynamic Duets: Endless Love. (Orig. appeared HBO 153).
19:50 Brendan Moore getting married in Vegas, with Lisa. Sean Connery pipes in.
22:40 Emmanuel and Nikki celebrate Nikki's birthday. Bowie wishes.
24:45 Email bag: Yuchiaga sends in a Smith Vs. Garman poster. Zoom.
26:02 Inappropriate Toys: Jess sends in The Godfather Crane Game. Khartum. Quinn Jones sends in Inappropriate Cake.
28:15 Al Pacino wishes Aunt Dottie a happy 81st birthday.
29:29 Jason makes Emily's refridgerator r2d2-awesome.
30:05 Rocky/Rambo Warburton's bread commercial.
32:30 Guardians of the Galaxy OST comes under scrutiny. Arnie Sings: Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes. Korean socks given as a gift.
35:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ben E. King. Stand By Me played.
38:30 Tinseltown stiff: Nigel Terry. Ralph laughed at in class. Excalibur discussed, and trivia.
41:00 Tinseltown stiff: Ellen Albertini Dow. Rappers Delight. "Was she dust?" "Human beef jerky."
42:50 Tinseltown stiff: Errol Brown. You Sexy Thing.
44:40 Tinseltown stiff: Grace Lee Whitney. Yeoman Rand. Henchgal. Don't fight me, Janice. "Guyliner."
48:30 SModCo ads - squarespace.com code: babble,
50:03 Hollywood Helper: Ryan Gosling. "Why don't you like cereal?" Tweet. Ryan finally eats his cereal. Memorial Fund.
54:35 Exquisite Acting: Happy Anniversary and Goodbye! Rico, the "Italian." "Brain just smoking, trying to remember the lines."
57:00 Gameshow Shit That Should Not Be: The Price Is Right. Treadmill. "A better wheelchair!" "Legwarmers."
1:00:00 HBO Headlines: Joss Whedon quits Twitter. Kevin and JW Twitter interchange.
1:02:30 Jaden Smith also quits Twitter. Babies. Eyes. Trees.
1:04:30 McD's announces new hamburglar. Old. "Report as a sex offender."
1:07:08 Victims #41 & #42 accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Kevin deletes Cosby.
1:09:25 Lindsay Lohan is the worst criminal: hasn't done much community service.
1:11:11 Madonna and the rat. "She has a rat in her house!"
1:13:20 Kim Kardashian: Animal activist at book signing. "Anal electrocution." KardBlock. www.kardblock.com
1:16:45 Duck Dynasty musical cancelled. Mama June at the strip club.
1:17:50 New Steven King's "It" movies on the way. Pennywise. Poor Georgie.
1:19:45 Indiana Jones and the 8th Tee on the way.
1:20:15 Jerry Lewis Telethon cancelled. Ice bucket brutality.
1:22:10 Justin Bieber limo driver assaulted during radio station change. Julie Turner sends in the Bundle.
1:24:20 Geek News: Batman 5 Superman trailer. "I just cummed unassisted." "Hamburglar."
1:28:15 Supergirl greenlit. Constantine cancelled. ABC renews Agents of SHEILD and Agent Carter.
"Love it!" "ABC: All 'Bout Cock!"
1:30:30 Captain America: Civil War cast announced. Hugh Jackman retiring as Wolverine.
1:32:20 Conan O'Brien to record multiple shows at Comic-con.
1:33:30 Star Wars teaser trailer on-line. Color commentary by Kev. "I don't know who he is, but I'm in!" Kevin and inside secrets. "Clairol." "Chewie pick up the door."
1:37:21 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Transport.

Hollywood Babble-On #208: Age of Babble-Ultron

2015-05-05T11:52:00.002-07:00

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Description: " It's a special Hollywood Babble-On Home Show where Kevin & Ralph assemble to discuss Avengers Age of Ultron."
Runtime: 1:51:00
Recorded: Saturday, 2nd May, 2015
Released Mon, 4th May, 2015
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Hollywood Babble-On #207: Best of Babble

2015-04-27T02:47:00.004-07:00

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Description: "Another look back at some of the best offerings Hollywood Babble-On has had to offer."
Runtime: 2:21:17
Recorded HBO 1 - 19. (Friday , 21st August, 2010 - Saturday, 15th Jan, 2011)
Released Mon, 27th April, 2015
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Hollywood Babble-On #206: April 10, 2015

2015-04-15T13:41:00.000-07:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday April 10, 2015."
Runtime: 1:48:44
Recorded Fri, 10th April, 2015
Released Mon, 13th April, 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - harrys.com code: babble seeSMod.com Jay and Silent Bob Monopoly
3:22 Kyle Hebert intro - Garmy out in full effect! Ralph besmirches adoring follower.
5:00 Kevin recounts the tale of Harley going to Coachella. Underwater text exchange read out.
8:49 Ralph sharing playing Panda Pop with his daughter. "Go away, old lady!"
9:50 Mallrats II updates. Writing in the bathroom, laughing at your own jokes. "Shit chamber."
12:40 Start of the bleeps.
13:40 End of the bleeps.
14:10 Ralph's parts. 15/18 confirmed to return. Kevin watched 21 Jump Street. Bleep.
17:20 Shout-outs: Dr. Josh calls Ralph a chicken.
18:40 Sully from Oz comes to see the Star Wars celebration. Pee Wee Does Yoda.
21:30 Marion Jones from London catches HBO Stateside. Meets boyfriend from the first time. "Amazeballs." "I think I fucked Al Pacino last night." Sexy Kev. "Without the bottom hole." Airport fuck.
25:30 Tom and son share HBO in the car. Sad Hulk Music. "You're not going to start cutting, are you?" Ralph educates Tom's kids. "Are you running from the law, Tom?" Bowie birthday greetings.
28:55 Ralph Sherriff and Samantha from TX. celebrate Ralph's birthday. Exes. "Let's make a fuck connection!" "__..." Pre-filed joke. Frank. N. Furter. Texas dates added in August. Nathan Phelps sends in an email, too. Joker impression. "Batman going through puberty."
35:09 Amanda and Zack celebrate 9 years together. Arnie Sings Oingo Boingo.
37:20 Email bag: Zardosz Kev. Chris Farley praised.
39:40 Game Fan art.
40:35 Inappropriate toys: Rockstar Minnie Mouse. Mickey's fetish.
42:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Stan Freberg. Commercial.
45:00 Tinseltown stiff: Richard Dysart. LA Law. "Holy fuck! Really?!"
46:45 Tinseltown stiff: Geoffrey Lewis, Fletch.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: James Best. 'Dukes. "Never be done."
52:10 SModCo ads: DraftKings.com
54:04 Exquisite Acting: Dale sends in John Travolta in Look Who's Talking, Now. "This is a piece of shit." "Wants a massage from a dude ..." Reboot in the works. Ralph on The Ten Commandments.
59:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Hardon Collider. Still.
1:01:28 HBO Headlines: Barry Manilow married his manager.
1:02:50 Penn Jillette loses a tonne of weight. Kevin on Penn Jillette.1:05:20 **first appearance** Taydolph Switler: "Heil Switler!" Sick mom. "... tremendous douchebag." No profanity in the presence of her cats. "Professional pet psychic."
1:08:20 Ralph's favourite hippie annoys Ralph. Kevin advocates beets. "Beet-dick."
1:10:39 Travelling with Al Pacino in the UK. Air Pacino.
1:14:10 Kim Kardashian gets restraining order from Florida. Plastic Jesus. Plastic Jesus is my new hero. Vandalism Vs. Hilarity.
1:18:19 Boy George to start a new reality TV show. Ralph on recent history. "Do you really want to hurt me?"
1:20:14 Rock Horror Picture Show to be remade for TV.
1:21:26 Arrested Development to return via Netflix. Netflix chat.
1:22:19 David Lynch leaves Twin Peaks. Video. Kevin on Twin Peaks.
1:26:40 Disney announces live action Pinochio. One of three movies. Ralph ignores Jaden Smith. Class. Ryan Gosling/Haunted Mansion. Tron in the works. TWC announces She's All That. "She all Dat." Fans unimpressed.
1:30:45 Movies That Will Suck: Mariah Carey Time Travel Christmas movie by Brett Ratner.
1:32:40 Justin Bieber handsy. Big Sean pissed. Argentina issues arrest of Justin Bieber.
1:35:30 Geek News: DareDevil gets universal critical praise. Star Wars available digitally.
1:37:00 The Thing before and after. DareDevil costume. Affleck DareDevil mentioned.
1:40:00 The Vision. Pilot.
1:42:10 GoT Cosplay. 2. Joke filed.
1:44:00 Gnardians of the Galaxy.
1:44:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Marathon, It's in the water!

Hollywood Babble-On #205: April 3, 2015

2015-04-06T05:49:00.005-07:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday April 3, 2015."
Runtime: 1:43:00
Recorded Fri, 3rd April, 2015
Released Mon, 6th April, 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com seeSMod.com Jay and Silent Bob Monopoly
3:07 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Mics up; the week in review. Full moon. Ralph at Disneyland. "Zygotes, foetuses." First-time Disneyland experiences. Olaf queue-jumping.
7:55 Jason Mewes and Jordan celebrate the birth of their first child. Mallrats II news. "On a mission from SMod ..." Third act spoilers. Mallrats 2 is going to be made before Clerks III. "PokeMallrats - Gotta catch 'em all!"
11:45 Shout-outs: Jeff, Dicky, Chris et al. celebrate Dicky's birthday. "Dicky claims he's never been with a man ..." Zardoz.
Sexy Kev haps le births. Sean Connery wishes Dicky a happy birthday. "Giant haggis," and other Scottish innuendo.
15:10 Caitlin Carusso and Zakury Walters from Vegas arrange a shot with Ralph, and a shot in the ass for Caitlin. Ralph WTSF's Zakury's name, and retracts everything. Ralph Fiennes takes a swipe.
18:30 Paul and Clara right up front, celebrates 14 years married. Al Pacino on woman pegging dudes. "What a fag."
20:15 John Plankard and Julie Skeldon had made-up-on-the-moment names. Fictional arrests. Kevin's biggest fan. Kev's films played in order. "Whip it out!" Arm-tattooing. Kevin refers Ralph as Gollum. "Guy with the fuckin' cat tattoo." "What's on the other arm, a douche?"
25:10 Maribel, Dylan et al. asks for David Bowie to sing for Maribel's cans. "Can we sign those?!"
27:40 Email bag: Lincoln in NY sends in Uncel Roger hoax. "Not on Her Wall!"
29:05 Jeffrey writes in regarding Ralph's balls, and his ancestors. "Cum in the Name of the Lord!"
30:00 Inappropriate Toys: The Oozinator.
31:37 Mark Helen and Ralph from Gaslight Games sends in HBO: The Video Game.
33:00 Brandon in Nova Scotia sends in Lee Scott + IllInformed Feat. Broom Man. Brad Williams present.
36:45 Arnie Sings: Matt Jaeger asks for Centrefold by The J Geils Band.
38:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Preston Ritter. I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night played. Career discussed. "Solving crimes while you drum." The Electric Prunes.
40:20 Tinseltown stiff: Manoel de Oliveira (106).
41:25 Tinseltown stiff: Robert Z'Dar. Maniac Cop.
43:25 Tinseltown stiff: Gene Saks.
43:51 Tinseltown stiff: (Ralph's favourite death of the week) Gregory Walcott. Video.
45:25 SModCo ads: draftkings.com.
47:40 Hollywood Helpers: Liam Neeson helps two damsels in distress.
49:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Josh in Ohio sends in 2 Fast 2 Furious. Ralph with a racist Asian joke.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Dud Lane in Louisville sends in Mel Gibson in Hamlet.
54:30 HBO Headlines: Netflix to release new Full House.
56:50 Miley Cyrus had wisdom teeth out. Necklace. Can't be outrageous anymore. Drunk Miley.
58:50 Harrison Ford out of hospital. Unable to walk. Speech therapy on cards.
1:00:05 One Direction loses a drone. New track released. Depressing as shit. Joke filed.
1:03:30 The Daly Show has a new host. Trevor Noah. Tweets: 1, 2.
1:07:50 40 women have now came out against Bill Cosby. "We are here to enjoy my gift."
1:09:40 The X-Files to return. David Duchovny on Letterman. Video. Kevin on meeting Duke. "Cock-Knocker!"
1:13:10 NBC Live musicals take a hit. The Wiz, next. Cast. Ease on Down the Road. Ralph critiques the shots. "Ease on down the Rue."
1:17:40 Steven Hawking trademarks his name. "Wheel you be mine?"
1:18:30 Roger Moore misquoted on Edris Elba as Bond. Kevin suggests Batman. again.
1:20:30 Disney announces Winnie the Pooh on Ice. Ralph takes a swipe at Hook. Hook discussed. Ralph does Robin Williams.
1:22:48 Movies That Will Suck: The Play-Doh movie. Toys.
1:24:35 Justin Bieber: Hannibal Barris kicks JB in the vag.
1:26:50 SModCo ad: Ex_Machina.
1:27:13 ShipABagOfDicks.com "Yummy dicks." April fools, Final Stats.
1:29:20 Geek News: Friends: Avengers. Joss Whedon moving on from the Avengers. New Directors on way. Ralph sucks up.
1:32:40 Arrow actor to star as Casey Jones in TMNT2.
1:34:30 Burt Ward and Adam West to voice a new Batman '66 animated cartoon.
1:36:25 Darth Vader at AAHL,
1:37:39 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Pool. Chandelier.

Hollywood Babble-On #200: March 21, 2015

2015-03-23T10:39:00.000-07:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre in Toronto, ON on March 21, 2015."
Runtime: 1:56:45
Recorded Sat, 21st Mar. 2015
Released Sun, 22nd Mar. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com The Brothers Brimm
1:50 Kyle Hebert intro (Extended). Garmy chants.
3:40 Ralph on comedic origins in Toronto. "I've been here a lot, so, whatever." Kevin on tourism in Toronto."Oooh, smell that Tim Hortons, eh?!"
7:00 Kevin on Jen picking up Harley from High School. (Homeless guy pulls his cock out). "I couldn't get a good picture!" "It was fucking huge!" "The guy looked exactly like Ralph with a beard!"
11:11 Kevin and Harley's text exchange. "Big as a homeless man's dick!"
12:30 Mallrats II news. Shannen Doherty confirms she's in Mallrats sequel via twitter guy. "Fuck yeah!" - Shando. "Let's see if Ben Affleck wants to do the movie!" "Fuck you, man!"
16:40 Shout-outs: Corey on A/V detail. Martine, Sharon and Megan get Pee Wee Herman doing Mahna Mahna.
18:30 Adam and Toe-thumbs Serena prematurely celebrate 10 years of wedded bliss. Huell Howser digs toe-thumbs.
21:15 Keith and Amanda Bone invocate Sexy Kev to the Land of Freaks.
23:30 Billy DeTour "Oh, that's him!" and Susan from Rochester, NY, enjoy Asian Lady Hands.
25:47 Dynamic Duets: I Want You Back by The Jackson Five. (Difficulty Level: 9).
28:00 Dave Woodley killed upon identification. Creepy Clown Gollum. "That's better than Andy Serkis!"
31:50 Adam et al, and teacher wives recieve advice of disciplining students via The Germans. "Everything's better with a gun!" The True North Trilogy discussed.
34:10 Glen "Yaaaaargh!" has a ruptured achilles tendon. Bowie Birthday wishes. "Finish him!"
37:37 Email bag: Greg sends in the Super Golden Girls.
39:10 Lucia Pitalles artwork. Rambo. Walter White. Scarface.
40:35 Ross Underwood sends in Jaques de Cock.
41:18 Arnie Sings: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, by Wham.
43:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Gene Gene the Dancing Machine. Dance.
45:30 Tinseltown stiff: Lou Silverstone. Bats Man.
47:20 Tinseltown stiff: Mike Porcaro. Africa by Toto played.
48:45 Tinseltown stiff: Andy Fraser. All Right Now by Free played.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: A. J. Pero. We're Not Gona Take It Anymore video discussed, and played.
51:50 Exquisite Acting: Tony Banks sends in David Carusso "Glad he ate her." Video.
54:51 Shit That Should Not Be: Jonathan Lew sends in Monsters Inc. Hoax debunked. "A proper rogering." "Fifty Shades of Boo."
58:40 HBO Headlines: Slew of D.I.Y. programmes. Mr. T. announces I Pity The Tool!
1:01:00 Harrison Ford to narrate a National Geographic documentary.1:01:53 Kevin Bacon is a spokesperson for eggs. National Egg Fuckers. Drink for Ralph. "I fuckin' love Canada!"
1:03:30 Ralph asks Kevin if he knows his Bacon number. "The Lowest American acheivement there is ..." Gift given.
1:05:30 Sylvester Stallone announces S.T.R.O.N.G. Kurt Cobain takes a hit, as does Sly. Nirvana-puns. Sly asks to be on Mallrats. The David Carusso noise by Sly and Arnie. Ralph and Kevin unlikely to watch.
1:09:13 AP on Robert Durst. All for the nookie.
1:11:04 Dustin Diamond allegedly stabbed a dude on Christmas. Smirnoff Ice. "Stabbed By The Bell."
1:13:45 Michael Phelps showering in gold. Dominatrix.
1:15:40 Sharknado 3: Oh, Hell, No! announced. Kevin worked with Tara Reid this week. Potential part in Moose Jaws.
1:16:45 Kim Kardashian: KUWTK Series 10 premiere. Bieber is dessert. Full Time Job. Angry Ralph peeps out. I'm so lucky. Congrats. Swish. Kayne to headline Glastonbury. Petition. Scott Disick in Atlanta. It's all about the Benjamin's.
1:22:30 Jessica Simpson video. Full video. Full Carusso.
1:24:30 JoGoLev in Fraggle Rock.
1:26:30 Movies That Will Suck: Ralph fucks with Kevin. Alex Winter announces Bill & Ted 3. "Shooting soon or never." Kevin advocates John Wick. Ralph blasts 47 Ronin. Pixels trailer released. Ralph unimpressed. Audence split.
1:30:10 Tadolph Switler attacked by cat. meOW.
1:31:40 Alanis Morrisette inducted into the Canadian Music all of Fame.
1:32:40 Heather Mills pissed at being asked about Paul McCartney. "Changing the world." Wow.
1:34:25 Justin Bieber: Egg guy suing Bieber again, Fight in Vegas with David Arquette. Thumbs. #BieberRoast. "Fuck you, Justin Bieber!"
1:39:20 Geek News: New Avengers Commercial. Frame.
1:41:45 Darth Vader robs a bank. "Shit just got real." "This is not the Vader you're looking for." "Shut up and let Frank talk!"
1:44:15 Burt Reynolds upset over the death of Leonard Nimoy. Takes a swipe at Shatner.
1:45:45 Jeremiah Rivera wins the internet with Friends/Harry Potter crossover.
1:47:30 Clerks 3 shoots in June, Mallrats 2 begins at the end of 2015. Ralph is in Mallrats 2!
1:49:25 Kevin and Harley text back and forth. "Mice and the Affleck duck." Joke filed. "I'll be dead by then." Old Ralph.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On #204: March 13, 2015

2015-03-16T15:10:00.002-07:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on Mar 13, 2015."
Runtime: 1:38:19
Recorded Fri, 13th Mar. 2015
Released Mon, 16th Mar. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - squarespace.com Code: babble
0:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 Fact checking campaign afoot. Theresa Chapman is celebrating her 60th birthday tonight. "Rage and Silent Bob." Kevin thinks that the Cougar soundclip was actually Ralph's impression.
4:40 Clerks III news: To be filmed in Pittsburgh, PA. Hit Somebody mini-series, Moose Jaws and upcoming Mallrats sequel in the works. Kevin recalls a Jim Jacks story. "Mallrats II: Die Hard in a mall."
9:20 Kevin on Kevin James and Michael Moore. "I know they're talkin' 'bout me, ma!"
10:30 Shout-outs: "Happy birthday, ma'am!" The Omen referenced. Alicia and Wesley amidst confusion. Celebrate Alicia's 26th birthday with Christopher Walken.
13:00 Donovan et al. celebrate the Glourious 37! Girlfriend embarrassed and furious. Ryan told to go fuck himself as Pee Wee Herman.
14:50 Dynamic Duets: Thank You For Being A Friend. Email from Ryan.
17:50 Dan Ringy and Chelsea celebrate Dan's wrapping of his film, Dirty. Deets given. Ralph's promotion on Yoga Hosers. Jay - Rogue Cop. The Germans help out Dan.
22:00 Louie Calvillo attending with nephew Jimmy, apparently from The Bronx. Jimmy takes a hit.
24:40 Email bag: Tom Colos sends in proper banana procedure memo. Email image unavailable. Hecklers.
28:10 Inappropriate Toys: Down to Clown, "Sure Jimmy." Pirate vagina slide.
29:40 Arnie Sings (The 80's): Walk Like An Egyptian by The Bangles.
31:00 SModCo ads: squarespace.com Code: babble
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sam Simon.
35:50 Tinseltown stiff: Terry Pratchett. Petition.
37:20 Tinseltown stiff: Irwin Hasen. WildCat. "One more year!"
39:00 Tinseltown stiff: Jimmy Greenspoon. Ralph on Three Dog Night. "Joy to the W ..." "It's all fuckin' nonsense bullshit!" Drunk.
41:30 Hollywood Helper: Superheroes. Chris Pratt and Chris Evans are too nice to kids. Starlord. Sheild crush. Limbitless Solutions. Full video. Heckler.
46:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Phil Berry sends in The Salt Reactor documentary. Still. Ralph takes a swipe at The Phantom Menace.
49:40 Exquisite Acting: The Bunker, featuring Anthony Hopkins as Hitler. Louis Black.
51:30 HBO Headlines: Harrison Fords planecrash was the fault of the plane, not the pilot.
53:15 Sarah Brightman in Phantom of the Opera. Going into space for 10 days. "Go fuck yourself!" $51m. I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper.
57:20 Judge Judy renews contract for $47m a year. Hot Bench, "shits on a glass table."
59:20 Robin Thicke loses a shedload of cash. "$7.3m is going to the Gayes." Happy mashup. "Gayes in Spaaaace!" "Dirty Gayes in Space!"
1:02:16 Bill Cosby sends an email blast to his fan. "Would you like a cappucino?!" Kevin does Fat Albert. Ralph does Russell. Video.
1:05:00 Kim Kardashian colored her hair blond! Egads! Gelfling. Secret Origins,
1:06:10 SModCo ads: Audible.com/babble.
1:07:40 Paolo as Kim. Julia Roberts. 50 Shades of Paolo. Kevin quizzes Ralph on his sexuality.
1:09:55 Kanye West track leaked. Awesome. Awful. HBOHelper hates vocoders. Ralph references Dana Carvey and Chopping Brocolli. "Everything is fuckin' awesome!" "The way that you gave that kid that arm ..."
1:13:00 Kanye West Yeezus Tour air. "He's so awesome! Now I'm blonde!"
1:14:15 Anonymous targets Kanye West.
1:15:30 Lindsay Lohan tweets "all-day n-words." Worst. Photoshop. Ever. Zoom.
1:17:30 Better Call Saul chat. Pizza.
1:19:30 Movies That Will Suck: Disney's Dumbo Live Action remake via Tim Burton. Johnny Depp injured on Pirates 5.
1:22:00 First Mexican Bond girl. Ralph's Gringlish. Kevin wants to be the Bond Girl. New Ghostbusters on the way. Midget Ghostbusters. "El bustero ghosto!"
1:24:42 Justin Bieber turns 21. Rents private island. Partying. Dork. "Lesbian Lumberjack." Lira Galore. "hide your belongings!"
1:27:00 Star Wars dates and title. "Jar Jar Ghosbuster!"
1:29:00 Ultimate Marvel Marathon. "Fuck you, Thor!"
1:31:15 Supergirl revealed.
1:32:20 Gotham talk. Jada Pinkett Smith not returning. Cobra Commander gets the keys to the city of Springfeild, MA. Dirty Dan Ringy gets chided by Kevin and Ralph. Hitler given the keys to the city.
1:35:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Island. Keep off the grass.

Hollywood Babble-On #203: February 27, 2015.

2015-03-08T11:11:00.006-07:00

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Runtime: 1:40:21
Recorded Fri, 27th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 2nd Mar. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com, Netflix Ralphie Mays - Unruly.
2.10 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:00 An Evening With Kevin Smith! Kevin shouts out @DashRunFast (at Brea). "Kevin's face is on the wall!"
5:17 Shout-outs: Shaven-headed Alyssa and husband Brent are right up front. "Why you go no hair?!" V For Vendetta referenced. Sinead O'Connor referenced. Al Pacino shout-out. "Ñuk-ñuk-ñuk!"
8:40 Eric, Linus and Tobias from Stockholm, Sweden. Ralph attempts Swedish. "L.A. Connections." In L.A. 1 lady - 26,000 guys. Linus' blanket. The German's shout-out. Kevin detracts from the conversation by mentioning Jesus' mention on A Charlie Brown Christmas. Big cocks all 'round!
14:40 Vita and Phillip from Canada, via Latvia. Ex b/f = friends, in Canada. Shout-out to brother in Latvia. "There's like, 8 people in Latvia!" Huell Howser shouts-out brother, Kaspars.
17:30 Luka Kuns has a famous sister: the Liam Neeson's Cock girl. Sean Connery shout-out. "Would you like a Goldfinger?" Bond puns. "No, wait, that was Roger Moore."
19:25 Angela and Mike. "What country are you from?" "Riverside!" Kev-Ins: Kev-Man. 50 Shades of Babble. "I'm just the guy in the corner, shaking."
20:40 Tiffany, Anthony and Bret welcomed. Psych-Wards questioned. Sexy Kev. "Psych!"
22:30 Damian et al. in the nosebleed seats. "Party!" David Bowie sang by Kev. Ralph dances. "Devil's fivesome." Kevin protects Wendy's chastity.
28:00 Email bag: Pee Wee Herman quotes Darth Vader before the Light Saber battle.
29:15 Kanye West blasted by Steel Panther.
31:00 Inappropriate Toys: Tinkerbell, 1, 2. Poo Dough. "Fuck you, take all my money!" "Throw it like a fucking monkey!"
33:05 Kevin as Indiana Jones.
34:15 Chelsea in Sacremento asks for Arnie to sing We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel.
36:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Louis Jourdan. Bond.
38:15 Tinseltown stiff: Ben Woolf.
40:00 Tinseltown stiff: Leonard Nimoy. Life discussed. The Wrath of Khan. Last tweet. Ralph tells of meeting Leonard.
46:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Dexter. Kevin returns to Leonard Nimoy, and compliments Willam Shatner.
49:15 Exquisite Acting: David Carusso in Session 9. "Fuck you."
51:45 SModCo ads: Netflix Ralphie Mays - Unruly.
52:35 HBO Headlines: The Oscars discussed. Kevin on the Oscars. Ralph impressed with Lady Gaga. Ralph interested in the Razzie Awards.
57:20 Lady Gaga, Julie Andrews on Star Wars. American Horror Story: Hotel news. Teaser.
58:30 Christie on Gaga. Wow. "That jigaboo music ..." "She's bringing it back ..."
1:01:20 John Travolta at the Oscars. Hair hat. Touchy. ScarJo. Zoom. Zoom. "I'm gonna wear you ..."
1:04:30 Madonna NO CAPES! Marketing by Madonna. "500!" "Madonna jerky."
1:07:13 Kardashian's new deal for 4 more years for $100m. "Klamidia, Kleptomania, Kanker and Rue." Bruce Jenner. "Khloe and Kourtney Take Tampons!" Bruce Jenner thrown out of the Improv. Dr. Josh - "He was being a dick." Bruce Jenner charges dropped. "Yeah!" "CHiPs." "Driving HUA." "TransJenner." "File!" "Jenner, I Hardly Know Her."
1:12:00 Netflix Original series': Danger Mouse, Inspector Gadget et al. Theme played.
1:13:30 Lindsay Lohan: "Points for sheer balls." Community Service discrepencies. To be celebate for 1 year.
1:15:20 Justin Bieber: "Justin, Justin!" Moving, $35K PCM, Beeb.
1:17:30 Harrison Ford returning for the Blade Runner sequel. Ralph unimpressed. Kevin reveals seeing Blade Runner for the first time in 1982.
1:19:25 Power Rangers Fan video a hit.
1:21:40 ScarJo releases a new strack, Candy. "The brown widow." Band-name already taken. Vince unimpressed.
1:24:30 Jaden Smith releases new track, Melancholy. Which samples Breathe, by Pink Floyd.
1:26:30 Geek News: CBS Supergirl cast announced.
1:29:00 CatWoman bisexual.
1:29:30 Stephen Merrill, 31. Obituary. Zoom.
1:31:00 Electra Woman and Dyna Girl to be rebooted. Theme.
1:32:50 Avengers: Age of Ultron poster released. Aquaman.
1:35:14 Renardo García is The Green Lantern. "Still better than Ryan Reynolds!"
1:36:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Crime. House.

Hollywood Babble-On #202: Babble Eve, 2014

2015-02-23T14:55:00.000-08:00

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Description: "Feb 22, 2015 - Recorded LIVE at the Brea Improv to record the final moments of 2014 on 12/31/2014 at 10:00 PM."
Runtime: 1:29:54
Recorded Wed, 31st Dec. 2014
Released Mon, 23rd Feb. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com
2:15 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:05 Ass-grabbin'. 2014. Awesome or an assful? Drunk Gwen.
4:15 Upcoming Smith movie news, specifically Clerks III and Yoga Hosers. Fake Canada (Downtown Los Angeles). Johnny Depp - The Anti-Bruce.
7:35 Kevin tells how he chose Ralph as Michael Parks replacement, and Ralph's bad hair year. "Jersey Shore!"
9:35 Kevin on interaction with Johnny Depp in his trailer. Democracy. Depp's dick-nose. Upcoming Garman and Depp.
12:00 "I know all seven of his impressions!" "Dick Trickle."
13:05 Shout-outs: "That's I got Johhny Depp." Ralph - One-show drunk, already. Sarah Astin from Adelaide and husband Scott finishing a five-week honeymoon. Didgeridoo/Lightsaber. "G'day."
15:50 Kevin's lightsaber conversation: how the lightsaber operates. "Acid-sword." "No."
17:55 Gustavo y sus amigos están en El Improv. "Tim." "Goose." "In jail." "Victorville." "Clark." "No guy has a best friend who is a woman." Kevin compliments his wife. Sexy Kev steps in, with Sexy Sylvester Stallone. X-Wing/Death Star trench.
Ralph yodels.
22:15 Charles "Chuck," Dunham from Albequerque, NM, leaves his kids to go to Disney. Sexy Kev explorin' out-pipe. "Small World."
25:00 Pele and Lars from Denmark have their idiom critisized. "Hej." "Natural Habitat." Al Pacino with Danes for dames advice." "Great Danes."
27:45 Mark, Chrissie et al. no-show. Fake Canadians. "Is that the one with the guy who is angry at everything?"
29:05 Andrew and Allie from Sherman Oaks at Brea. Allie has Walken lessons. Pulp Fiction ass watch speech. "More cowbell." Andrew asks for a New Years kiss. "Fuck, no!" Then yes.
31:45 Matt and Chrissie from Buena Park in attendance. Matt advised against sending in an email. Bowie dance.
34:45 Email bag: William from Jersey City would like Pee Wee to perform Sweet Transvestite from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
36:20 David sends in the Hyundai wish balls: Babble the fuck on.
37:30 Craig sends in Bryan Christ. "Fat Jesus."
38:10 Paul Quinn sends in Tongue Punch My Fart Box.
39:08 Tao Strick from Holland made an Arnold video, singing Hard Knock Life. "Is Holland near Denmark?" "No."
41:00 Adam wants Arnie to sing Car Wash. "OoooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooh!"
42:35 Tinseltown Stiffs: Luise Rainer. The Great Ziegfeld. "Humble Chinese peasant." Wrong video played. Ralph cuts.
46:10 Tinseltown stiffs: Edward Hermann. Pic. Filmography mentioned briefly. Kevin' first cable experience.
47:30 Tinseltown stiff: Joe Cocker. With A Little Help From My Friends. Gwen is loaded. John Belushi mentioned, again. Richard Gere talked about.
51:20 Tinseltown stiff: Christine Cavanaugh. Babe. Bummer.
52:45 Top 20 Most Charitable stars read. Hollywood Helper: Chris Evans. Video.
"Take this gillyweed ..." "Attention and tax write-off." "Deep throat/Red Skull."
57:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Anchorman 2. Still.
59:00 Exquisite Acting. Arnold sends in Talia Al Ghul's death. Remix.
1:01:20 HBO Headlines: 27 minutes left of 2014. Most successful actors of 2014.
1:03:45 The Interview released on Christmas morning. Rogen and Goldberg. www.seetheinterview.com
1:04:40 Dustin Diamond arrested on Christmas. Stabbed a dude. Mugshot. "Screech stabbed a dude ..." "Professional Clown." Lolli Pop. Mugshot.
1:06:30 Ralph on Christina Aguilera. Douchebag friends. "Don't you know who I am?!" Ralph's Mickey Mouse impression. Joked filed. From Mickey.
1:08:15 Kim Kardashian airtight. Wants new kid. Smiling causes wrinkles, apparently. Worst neighbour list. These two twats are on it! Hurray!
1:10:00 Justin Bieber's plane. Lies, lies, lies. O Canada!
1:12:00 Lindsay Lohan Mosquito illness.
1:13:22 Sebastian Bach live. "Fuckin' Google that shit!"
1:16:00 Geek News: Doctor Who news. Netflix casts Luke Cage. Third Burton Batman movie suit. Batpole.
1:18:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. X-Ray.
1:19:50 Kevin on Harley; Harley at Disney. Kevin texts Harley. No Chelsea Award winner. Ralph considers Bieber. Jay working out for Clerks III. Kevin reads a disturbing shout-out. Shout outs to Dr. Josh and his wife, Producer Gaby, Jen Schwalbach, Kari Garman and the HBO audience, Words of inspiration from Ralph.
1:27:50 Jen to stage.
1:28:18 Happy 2015!

Hollywood Babble-On #201: February 13, 2015.

2015-02-20T04:24:00.004-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on Feb 13, 2015."
Runtime: 1:34:17
Recorded Fri, 13th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 16th Feb. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - squarespace.com, SeeSMod.com
2.30 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Valentines Eve! Mulder passed, "Mulder's Mom." Valentine's gift. Kevin buys underwear; unaware of bra-sizes. "Small, medium and large." Kevin's gift to Ralph: He came to the show, tonight.
6:05 Kevin and Mulder. Reddit. TOO MUUUCH!!! "His dog was fuckin' alive!" Kevin on Mulder.
11:45 Toast for Mulder. Kamikaze for Kevin. CryBaby sounder from Dr. Josh. "They should call it a Ralph Garman."
13:50 **first appearance** Babble-On Bingo: Ralph has tallied 113 voices. Prize: Jawbone bluetooth speaker. "You have a 72-inch cock."
15:36 Shout-outs: "That was for you, Mulder." Ms. Dwyer is back (By Philip Jackson)! Ms. Cole in attendance, too!
17:32 Shawn Walker sends in Heather's artwork.
19:30 Taylor Watkins and Amanda Hyers celebrate Amanda's birthday. Huell Howser on Pi Day.
21:20 Jason and Tiffany on Ludo Saaad! Tiffany unaware. "AwoooOOOoooOOOooo!"
24:40 Travis from West Virginia counts Ralph and Kevin as his first California Friends. Ralph: "Nope!" Telemarketing - Senator from West Virginia. Sexy Kev helps a bi-bear out. Kevin enquires as to the teachers marital status.
27:55 Ryan and Janee have Janee's name scrutinized by Ralph. "J!A!N!I!E! SO WE ALL FUCKING KNOW IT'S JANIE!" Mutual HBO listeners. Marvel Vs. DC:
31:22 Ben Curtis and Adrianna to the stage. Christopher Walken assist. "You're talking over me!" Ben Curtis and Adrianna engaged!
34:20 SModCo ads: squarespace.com
36:20 Email bag: Pee Wee's monologue: Alec Baldwin's ABC from Glengary Glenross.
38:15 Inappropriate Toys: Cassie sends in the Valentines ruler. Neil Colbert sends in the toilet.
39:45 Arnie sings: Tainted Love.
41:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Joe Mauldin. That'll Be The Day. "He's 17. He looks 50!"
43:50 Tinseltown stiff: Ed_Sabol. The Autumn Wind. Raiders fans.
46:20 Tinseltown stiff: Gary Owens. Rowan and Martin. Space Ghost.
48:00 Shit That Should Not Be: The Whore of Thor. "The fuck, man?!" "Silent Paul." "Thanks Craig."
50:06 Exquisite Acting: Ralph blasts Santa Fe, New Mexico. "It's a butthole." Native American entertainment. Ralph entertains Kevin as he drinks. "We call you Man with Sour Face." "And your vagina!" End of Days. Video runs over.
54.30 HBO Headlines: Beck wins the Grammy for Album of the Year! Fuck you, Kanye! "Respect artistry." Dick. "He ain't have album of the year." Writers. Shirley Manson. Open Letter. Kanye Love. Request over-ruled! "Respect that artistry!" Seating.
59:45 Kim Kardashian: Love Magazine interview: Claims she never launched her career from sex-tape. "Ask my fucking back account what I do." "We have more episodes than I Love Lucy." Ralph's shit/gold analogy. Pees on her spanx. "Wizards sleeve."
1:03:10 Taylor Swift annoyed with former guitar teacher. URLs purchased. Head. Puns.
1:05:45 SModCo ads: harrys.com code: babble
1:08:45 Emile Hirsch chokes out a female executive.
1:10:15 Slow week for Bill Cosby: Just 3 women came forward this week.
1:11:30 Jon Stewart leaving The Daily Show. Ralph plugs HBO for Comedy Central. The Red Baron mentioned.
1:13:55 The Croft Brothers on Amazon TV for Sigmund and the Sea Monster reboot.
1:15:30 Miley Cyrus: Never at a porn festival. What. The. Actual. Fuck? "I get more turned on looking at my pudgey little dick."
1:17:30 Movies That Will Suck: Halloween franchise recalibration.
1:19:15 Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan share the same lawyer. Lack of community service made apparent.
1:21:00 Three-boob lady got a DUI. Men Serve Women. This sucks ass. "Still better than 50 Shades of Grey."
1:22:50 Geek News: Kevin's mother going to see 50 Shades of Grey. Marvel and Spider-Man together, once more! Ralph gives details.
1:26:00 Deadpool costume hint. "Security."
1:26:50 NASA Photo.
1:27:35 Gordon Deacon funeral. Procession. Greeting. "Margaret?!" "Bolt the doors and start shooting!"
1:29:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Stud Undies. Bingo uncliamed. Al Pacino voiced, with Yoda, Stallone, Fries Girl and Dr. Steven Hawking.

Hollywood Babble-On #199: February 6, 2015

2015-02-11T06:45:00.001-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January Feb 6, 2015."
Runtime: 1:30:03
Recorded Fri, 6th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 9th Feb. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - berries.com
1:50 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:35 Kevin auto-fellates himself as part of the MCU. Kevin gives details of his work at Marvel. "Security Man and Announcer Boy."
6:20 Shout-outs: Ralph performing with the lurgee this evening. Barry White-like. Al Pacino as Barry White.
7:30 Brad Hammond et al. from Toronto at The Improv, on a bachelor party. Chided by Ralph because S/O is at Vegas. "They're getting fucked!" The Germans talk about marriage. Gambling with condoms. "Shreee-way!" Kevin grills Andrew. "Not expensive as your divorce is gonna be!" "How was your show last night?"
12:20 Clayton and Kendra celebrate four years together. Al Pacino relationship advice. Kevin comments on fighting with Jen last week. "He's not askin'!" "The armpit."
14:45 Kevin Smith writes in. Kev freaks out. NotThatKevinSmith. Graveyard shift 911 operators. "Done harm to one another." "Depressing and thankless." Ralph comments on the Detroit 911 operator. "These fuckers!""Stop calling!"
18:40 Bane calls 911 with a spatula stuck in his ass. "Sideways." "Put a guy on the phone." "Aunt Jemima." Mrs. Butterworth touched upon. Christian Bale as operator. "Ummm ..." "Fuckin' spatula!"
22:30 Kevin enquires on the job.
24:20 Douwie and Christie from Melbourne, "Rate wicked."
25:39 Green Lantern Oath: Adam West.
27:55 Supercouple Donna and Kyle "Did you have a spatula stuck in your calf?" Three jobs/three kids. Uber pizza. "You're gonna get fucked tonight!" "Send in a sub." Huell Howser on ladyparts.
30:29 Mikkel et al. with delayed reaction. "Yeah, it's weird." "It's not Michael by the way." Bowie welcomes.
33:25 Email bag: Tyler Harden asks for PeeWee to read from Full Metal Jacket. "Kevin Smith: Most Likely To: Sucks Rancid Hobo cock." Dark PeeWee.
35:50 Pete from Crossville, AL sends in his son singing the Bieber theme.
36:45 Jeffrey sends in Tadolph Switlers belly button. 1, 2, 3. "Shake it off."
38:05 **first appearance** Heath Allen sends in an Inappropriate Toys theme: "Just Wrong." I Poop Jewels."
40:20 Kelly asks for Arnie to sing Falco's Der Commisar (English).
42:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard Bonehill. Jedi. "That was a mask?!" "Let the brothers out of Bespin."
44:45 SModCo ads. proflowers.com code: babble.
46:40 Hollywood Helpers: Batman and Wonder Woman. Michael Keaton breaks up basketball fight and referees match. Sophia kicks cancers ass.
49:05 Shit That Should Not Be: The Rescuers. Still.
51:25 Exquisite Acting: Nicolas Cage in Matchstick Men. "Special Needs Orphan." "Pissed blood!" Kevin praises Nicolas Cage.
53:30 HBO Headlines: Suge Knight pleads not guilty in hit-and-run. "Allegedly." "They put The Avengers on his floor."
55:40 Red Power Ranger kills a guy with a sword.
57:15 Gary Glitter found guilty of underage sex crimes. Glitter music at sporting events.
58:30 Bill Cosby hires decoy to exit venues after live events. Statue.
1:00:30 Justin Bieber is addicted to apologising. "We're getting to him!"
1:02:35 Saved by the Bell cast on Jimmy Fallon.
1:04:30 Randy Quaid is batshit crazy. Point. The dog discussed. "When the defence has to plead insanity ..."
1:08:40 Lindsay Lohan and mother suing Fox News. Esurance ad.
1:11:10 Kanye West selfie.
1:11:25 Kim Kardashian 50 s of Grey hades review. Selfie.
1:13:00 Jaden Smith rap stylings. "Make the fame go away." "You're on you're way, kid."
1:14:40 Ben Norton's This Sick Beat ™.
1:16:15 StarLord at the hospital. "The Super Soldier Serum has worn off ..." Fans raise $200k.
1:17:50 DareDevil trailer.
1:19:30 Ralph craps ALL over Astroboy. "Saving Crime."
1:21:25 Henry Damon becomes The Red Skull. Comic. Hugo. Nose removed. "There's no going back from that!" "Pussies."
1:24:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Airport. The Swarm. Life's a beach.

Hollywood Babble-On #198: January 30, 2015

2015-02-03T13:58:00.001-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 30, 2015."
Runtime: 1:37:01
Recorded Fri, 30th Jan. 2015
Released Mon, 3nd Feb. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - berries.com
2.01 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:15 Kevin looking forward to HBO all day after spousal fight.
3:10 Rain in L.A. East coast winter. Ralph's jizz puddle. K-ROQ money.
4:30 Shout-outs: Kevin back to the fight. Robert and Katrina Rosales are on their honeymoon. Ralph confused.
Dual emails. "Sphincter." "Bat-Cave." Sexy Kev welcomes them to marriage.
9:00 Stephen Morgan from Aims, Iowa is dodging the IRS. "Lifeless ex-wife." Mega weight-loss. Ralph's mindset. Ex and boyfriend living in basement. Sly Stallone Life Advice.
12:30 Fighter Pilot Jeremy and Katie on the dynamics of flight. The Germans on fighter pilots. Kevin lost on The Luftwaffe.
16:30 Mike from Tampa brings and entourage, Steven Hawking responds. "Black hole." S.A.T. week."
18:25 Email bag: Inappropriate Toys: "Tramp stamp." SuperBlow. SuperBrony. "LunchMoney." SuperBallGag. Call for theme song, and toys blowing each other.
21:20 Steven Sellig marks the 30th anniversary of We Are The World by Arnie and Friends.
24:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: "Bad batch." Rod McKuen. Seasons in the Sun, "Now you're dead!" A Boy Named Charlie Brown referenced.
26:30 Tinseltown stiff: Joe Franklin. The Ramone Boys. "No cartoons on."
30:15 Tinseltown stiff: Trevor Ward-Davies. Death Proof referenced. Hold Tight. Ralph loves the 60's. "Anyway, he's dead."
33:00 Exquisite Acting: Cathy in Sydney, Aus. sends in this weeks Sydney, Australia. Kevin berates a 'stralian heckler. Kerry Russell in The Babysitters Seduction. "Smelled a fart."
35:54 Shit That Should Not Be: Sixteen Blocks extra on phone. Still.
39:00 HBO Headlines: Gwyneth Paltrow urges a Mugwort V-Steam. "Mini throne." "She ruined all the sexy!" "Steamed clam." "A-Steam." "If you're eager to have your dick steamed ..." "Because, you know .. science!"
43:50 SModCo ads. http://www.proflowers.com/ code: babble
46:00 Sam Smith's Stay With Me is a lot like Tom Petty's Won't Back Down. Kevin and Ralph sing Won't Back Down over Stay With Me. "Smith and Garman: Music Detectives."
49:45 More Cosby accusations. "Legit accusations."
51:20 LiLo and the partially started parole. "Meet & greet." "That does not fucking count, as Community service." Wants to become a witch. "Slytherin."
55:10 Promposals: Ralph irate. Cole LeBrandt irks Ralph. Ralph casts aspersions on Cole's sexuality. Cole is now Ralph's enemy.
58:15 Kim Kardashian ad. "Shit." Angry Ralph."Eeeewww!" "Replicant." Bruce Jenner.
1:02:40 Tadolph Switler has a belly button. Kyle XY mentioned. Trademarked a lot of ridiculousness. Harley played Switler for Kevin. "Shake It Off Asswipes."
1:07:33 Tila Tequila wins awards. Farrah Abraham is pissed.
1:09:30 Ghostbusters reboot discussed. Kevin-pro. Ralph-con. Ralph and Kristin Wiig are friends.
1:13:00 Chris Pratt could be the new Indiana Jones.
1:14:10 Movies That Will Suck: The Go-Bots.
1:17:11 Justin Bieber apologises. "Swaaag exterior."
1:21:10 Geek News: Fantastic Four trailer. Ralph con FF. Kevin pro. Franchise rights discussed.
1:25:30 Jimmy Olsen. Kevin on Chris Rock in Dogma.
1:26:17 Julia Roberts buys the rights to BatKid. Ralph displeased.
1:28.00 Burton's Bulky Batmobile iPhone case. Vid. Pictures. McDonalds Fries Girl. Ralph pro-Batmobile. Valentines anal.
1:31:00 Liam Neesons Cock jokes. Wales. Vagankle.

Hollywood Babble-On: #197: January 24, 2015

2015-01-27T03:45:00.004-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 24, 2015."
Runtime: 1:38:45
Recorded Sat, 24th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 25th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com
2.04 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:00 Housekeeping: Babble-On 200 in Toronto. - Direction from Kevin.
4:20 Kevin's fingers - iMDB credits handed out willy-nilly.
5:20 Jason Mewes onto the stage to rapturous applause. "Boo-urns." "Put on the thin lens!" The process, unmasked.
6:50 Rehearsals. "Shut up." "Stop." "Don't fuckin' move!" "This is taking longer to shoot than Yoga Hosers." "We should've filmed that one." Lighting technicalities.
9:10 Kevin's stroke. Fingers.
9:55 Ad Take 1. HBO 100.
10:34 Ad Take 2. Applause for Mewes.
11:42 Kevin went to SunDance, yesterday. SouthWorst mentioned. Camryn Manheim mentioned. "Oh, I know you, Mr. Southwest!" "Skypig." Kevin recalls Clerks at Sundance.
15:00 Ralph receives mystery drink. Dr. Josh calls Ralph a chicken. "I'm drinkin' it, shut up!"
15:30 Zack Morrow and Mike keep the Sabbath. HBO needs more jews. Adam West Life Advice. "Ruben, The Boy Wonder!" "Good Torah!"
17:44 Pamela and Hugo get their email scrunched up.
18:14 Ross and Sharon went to see Paddington, The Flashing Bear. Ralph took his daughter, and enjoyed the movie. Al Pacino kills the Paul Blart 2 trailer. "I hope his head rolls off hi fuckin' shoulders!" "Look at his fuckin' eyes!" "Paul! Fucking! Blart!" "Blow him right now!"
21:15 Kevin reveals Ralph's writing process.
21:40 Grant Murray flies in from Taiwan. Ralph blasts Sherman Oaksians. Friends from all over. "I went North on the 5!" Buffy from Perth commended. Sexy Kev with bean-flicking material. Buffy into a 3-way with Kev and Gerard Way. "The number 10.""Welcome to LA, put me in your mouth!"
25:15 Matt and Jess from London travelling across the US and Mexico. Ralph loved the Apollo show. "New York! What a mindfuck!" Belated birthday wishes from Bowie. Kev' orgasm ruins a chair.
29:00 Email bag: Tate (Not taint), sends in eyebrowless, toothless Kev. CVS cheap toys. It's A Small World.
31:00 Paul Gubert from Guernsey sends in the fleshlight model. Fleshlight history at SMod. "There was fuckin' 12, and I tagged them all!" Kevin makes the worst sound in history. Vid 1. Vid 2. "You're ruining it, man!" "You had sex with her! Don't you want to meet her?!" "Wagina." "Smurf."
34:55 Foot fetish fleshlight. "Vagankle." Buffalo Bill mentioned.
36:20 Travis was at HBO 196: Yelled "file," and was told to have a car crash. Audio replayed. Had auto accident. "It wasn't you, it was Hawking!" "Look at the power I yield." Hawking impersonation.
38:55 Arnie sings: I Ran by A Flock Of Seagulls.
40:30 SModCo ads: vegas.com code: babble.
43:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Tony Verna. Kevin disparages his Instant Replay claim. "IF you look at it from another angle ..."
46:00 Tinseltown stiff: Don Harron. "Then Quebec didn't like that character ..." Wine, women and song.
48:00 Tinseltown stiff: Greg Plitt. Pic. "He's just like Superman." "Never exercise." "Two, please!"
50:10 Tinseltown stiff: Edgar Froese. The Germans. Risky Business OST. "Are you ready for me, Ralph?" Kevin trick or treats Rebecca Di Mornay. "Bush." "Hiii."
54:50 Exquisite Acting: Mike Dee sends in Whore. "I'm gonna fuck you up the aaaasssss! Bitch!"
57:45 Shit That Should Not Be: American Sniper. Plastic baby. "I don't give a fuck about babies!"
1:01:05 HBO Headlines: Sly Stallone on the Rocky steps. "Panhandling." Selfie. "Jedi laser sword."
1:03:24 Willow Smith t-shirt. "Miley would show you her actual cans." Raised by wolves.
1:04:25 Kim Kardashian - Tits. Prada. The Shining crone.
1:06:25 Lindsay Lohan facing jailtime - hasn't completed her community service. Diseased.
1:08:10 Justin Bieber to get roasted on Comedy Central. "You're a fuckin' cunt!" "Close ya cunt!" Tweet.
1:10:20 Joanna Krupa suing over defanatory remarks. "Her pussy smelled." "Bring 'em up!" "Chris Hardwick's pussy smells!"
1:12:45 The X-Flies to return. Recent movie referenced.
1:13:50 Grease live and cast announced.
1:15:15 The Sound of Music to be available in theaters for the 50th anniversary.
1:16:20 New Pee Wee Herman movie - Pee Wee's Big Holiday. "I like bears!" Ralph acts out the x-rated version.
1:17:45 Movies That Will Suck: The Blob. Movies that sucked: The Blob (orig.), The Blob (1988). "Hope springs eternal."
1:21:00 Diplo annoys Taylor Swift fans tweets. Pic. "It's not fuckin' funny, people!"
1:22:45 Chris Pratt and Chris Evans battling.over Superbowl.
1:24:20 Supergirl from Glee, Kevin hasn't seen Arrow, Flash or Gotham. Mewes loved Smallville. "Sucked his dick off."
1:27:30 New X-Men Apocalpse casting. "The Unwatchable movie." "Blew Singer away early on." "XXX-Men."
1:29:30 Kevin Faux Pas. Scott Loxley Stormtrooper.
1:30:45 Disney bought all George Lucas' ideas and never used any of them. George Lucas Raped our Childhood played.
1:32:25 Josh Earl's Tumbler stroller.
1:34:14 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Parade. Shadow. Coke.

Hollywood Babble-On: #196 January 16, 2015

2015-01-22T11:57:00.002-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 16, 2015."
Runtime: 1:39:21
Recorded Fri, 16th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 18th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com
2.22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Kevin has shaved; unimpressed with self-appearance.
4:10 Mewes was impressed that Ralph was on Agent Carter - new episodes filmed.
5:50 "It's called timing, bitch!"
6:10 Johnny Depp mentioned Yoga Hosers on Jimmy Kimmel.
7:45 Kevin on looking for distributors.
8:20 Shout-outs: "Long hair, don't care. Scruff is rough."
9:05 Ms. Dwyer returns; has fan club; art.
10:20 Guy in top hat draws Ralph's attention.
10:50 Kandice and Keven get their names scrutinised. Keven thanks Kandice. "Brown bubble-gum button." "You filthy fucker, man!" "If he loves ya, he'll let you use the whole fuckin' fist!"
13:55 Jarryd and James from Aus. Vulcan mentioned. Sexy Kev used in the hunt for single ladies. Coriolis Effect Fucking and Sydney Push. Boomerang Jizz at The Troub. "You have glasses." "The look sensitive." Pimped out to Ms. Dwyer.
17:20 Travis and Deanna provoke nostalgic discussion. Looking for a third. "When we were in our twenties, you were lucky to get a handjob!"
19:10 Dynamic Duets: Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Cheer.
22:10 Amanda and Lucy from Orlando, FL check out the Aussies. Running in the Star Wars half-marathon; Ralph enquires. Kevin running as Porkins. Harrison Ford wishes Amanda luck. "Just nerds in costume running."
25:00 Scott, Lolo The Terrible and Weeping Dave running The Spartan Beast. "Ten minutes into the show, I'm thinking the same thing." The Germans immitate Jar-Jar Binks.
26:45 Sean and Kiva celebrate Sean's birthday. Ralph advises trying to avoid his 40's. Kevin confused. "Lick my taint!" Irish snow video.
31:20 Marines Kevin Stucker and Kevin Stollen in attendance. Ralph on Disney. "Gareen Corps." Bowie wishes happy 40th birthday.
35:39 Email bag: Robert from Liepzig sends in Wildly inappropriate Tigger.
36:30 Bob Tyson sends in Thin Kev. Super Soldier Serum.
37:40 Chris from Australia sends in The Rock. "Close ya cunt!"
39:16 Kevin distances himself from the Schwarzneggers. Arnold sings Achy Breaky Heart.
41:40 SModCo ads. vegas.com code: babble
44:00 Tinseltown stiffs:Taylor Negron. Area rug. Kevin references HBO 99 and Taylor Negron's tribute to Catherine Davis. "Fuck cancer!"
47:44 Tinseltown stiff: Kim Fowley. Cherry Bomb. Stuttering in song.
50:21 Tinseltown stiff: Anita Ekberg. The Sweet Life.
53:00 Tinseltown stiff: Robert Kinoshita. Robbie the Robot. Lost in Spaaaace!
55:30 Hollywood Helper: Eminem. Pictures of Lily referenced. Gage Garmo. Emnem on iTunes.
58:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Pleasant DeMoss sends in Batman Returns moving gravestone.
1:00:30 Exquisite Acting: "BASTAAARD!" Enter The Ninja.
1:03:25 HBO Headlines: Oscar Nominations. Birdman and Beetlejuice. Boyhood and Slacker. The Imitation Game and the lack of imitation. "Benedict Cumberbitch!" "Wheel right to the theater." Ralph as Hawking. Whiplash drooled upon. "Titular." Dick Poop.
1:12:30 Naya Rivera sez: "White people shower a lot more than ethnics." Wal-Mart knocked.
1:13:45 Miley Cyrus: wants to pose for PlayBoy. Tub. "Old-school and creepy with the polaroids." "Clean her up a little bit."
1:16:00 Bill Cosby protest. Refunds offered. Chloe Goins. Cosby on Spanish Fly. "Hello, America!"
1:19:45 Woody Allen makes first TV series for Amazon Prime.
1:20:50 Justin Bieber: "Sunken Chest and Tiny Wienie." LOL burn.Trainer seen him nude, often. Balls. Johnny Rapid offers $2m for a scene. "Commit sodomy ..."
1:25:30 "Completely unrelated, according to my lawyers ..." John Travolta working out at 3am. "Blown away." "Ran from the building." "Woodworking." "Woodworker." Selfie. "Man-pussy." "Shut up, that was funny."
1:28:40 E-nable prostetics. Liam Porter attachment. Presentation. Ralph blasts Olaf. (Geek news).
1:31:00 Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. "I might suck dick to see that early." Stan Lee to make Agent Carter cameo. Big Hero 6 cameo.
1:32:33 Vixen to be animated. Flash Appreciation Day. Trading Card. Bat-throne. Zoom.
1:35:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Condom.

Hollywood Babble-On #195: January 9, 2015

2015-01-21T10:11:00.002-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 9, 2015."
Runtime: 1:29:15
Recorded Fri, 9th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 12th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - vegas.com Code: babble squarespace.com/babble
3:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:30 Kevin recounts Ralph acting in Yoga Hosers alongside Johnny Depp.
6:30 "This week's Schwartznegger is singing 'It's Raining Men!'"
8:10 Harley passes Ralph on the stairs.
9:07 "You're excellent, man."
9:35"Make-A-Wish Foundationing me."
10:38 "I would be happy if I just made movies for the rest of my life with Kevin Smith." -Shit Depp Said About Us.
11:15 The entire third act of Yoga Hosers is completely Babble-centric.
11:45 Emotional Ralph.
12:30 Trevor Crabbe intrigues Kevin, and explodes with cum. "Dirty Chimney."
15:25 Jaycob & Jayson get their names scrutinised. The Germans advise on the show.
18:00 Vrai is accused of being a dancer. With friend Alyssa. Brokeback Mountain referenced. "Pardon the redundancy." "Brokeback Doughnut/Bagel." Vagitarianism discussed. Louis Black welcomes.
22:40 **First appearance** Louis Black.
23:15 Andrew and Reed "Captain One-Date," Ackerman in attendance. Sexy Kev helps Reed.
24:45 Christie Remus calls dogs with her enthusiasm. Ralph kicks everyone out. "Get out! I worked with Johnny Depp! I don't need this!" McDonalds Fries Girl makes an appearance. "Motor Oil." "Remus? You hardly even know us!"
27:44 Weston and Beth serenaded by Bowie.
30:00 Email bag: Doug Hoxter Jr. sends in Kev Jambi. Jay wants Kevin shaving off his beard for YouTube.
31:57 Pee Wee Herman read Willy Wonka.
32:35 Ralph on Agent Carter - Ralph is in The Marvel Universe. Kevin impressed. (RadioMan).
34:00 Drew gets called a dick.
35:00 Babble Story Time: Peter Falk reads Are You My Mother? Kevin intrigued. Continues in character. Ralph does the Peter Falk eye. Child Services called.
39:20 Paul Quinn sends in Kushing Tiger Drunken Dragon. Kevin's weight Loss touched upon.
40:00 Arnold Sings: The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats.
41:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com/babble
44:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Stuart Scott. Pic.
45:35 Tinseltown stiff: Andraé Crouch. Ralph plays Like A Prayer.
47:00 Tinseltown stiff: Rod Taylor. Ralph plays The Birds.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: Donna Douglas. Beverly Hillbillies explained. Twilight Zone explained.
52:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Joshua Paul Hawkins sends in Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. "Spacebar." Kevin expains. "Do you think anyone is watching that closely?" -Mosier.
55:30 Exquisite Acting: Pieces. Video. Linda Day-George in "BAAASTAAARD!"
57:50 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf in Elastic Heart. "It's weird, but it's not really pedophilia, because it's not very sexy." "We just saw a dark snapshot ..." Leon/The Professional mentioned. "I would have said that better, if I hadn't been so turned on by it."
1:01:50 Sophia Grace draws Ralph's ire with Best Friends. Ralph's nightmares.
1:03:40 Willow Smith releases Heart. "But not from people."
1:06:00 Mrs. Huxtable defends Bill Cosby. "Forget these women." Performed in Canada, and leaves sarcastic comment.
1:08:35 Farrah Abraham tweets lip-procedure. Leela. Moe. 'Zone.
1:10:10 John Travolta returning to TV, playing Robert Shapiro. Kevin gets his line stolen.
1:12:55 Nicholas Sparks getting divorced. Fans tweets scrutinised.
1:14:12 Sly Stallone making Rambo: Last Blood. Clerks VII mentioned. Pitching to the mirror.
1:16:10 Kim Kardashian: Charlie Sheen attacks Kim Kardashian.
1:18:18 Miley Cyrus sharing blood. Patrick Schwartznegger risks losing his trust fund. "Like the maid." Arthur comments. Table full o' drugs. "Looked how fucked up I was! WoooOOOooo!" Coke Vs. Weed.
1:23:15 Taylor Swift Vs. Katy Perry. "The juiciest First World Problems ever." "I read it in the internet." Pic.
1:24:45 Justin Bieber: new face of Calvin Klein underwear. Ad. 'shopped. Hair.
1:27:20 Geek News: DareDevil to be released on Netflix. Motion Poster.
1:28:40 Gambit to be released in 2016. "I worked with Johnny Depp!" "Troat!"
1:29:35 Back To The Future Pt II Buzzfeed article. "He uses me to soak up the leavings." Reverse-microwave. Power laces.
1:33:30 Ant Man poster. Trailer. Kevin on Marvel.
1:36:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Measure.

Hollywood Babble-On #194: Babble Eve Eve 2015

2015-01-10T13:41:00.003-08:00

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Description: "Jan 4, 2015 - Recorded LIVE at the Brea Improv on 12/31/2014 at 10:00 PM."
Runtime: 1:29:15
Recorded Wed, 31st Dec. 2014
Released Sun, 4th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - Soundcloud,
0:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:35 New Years funnin', as described by Ralph Garman.
2:25 Ralph's new haircut described. "Can I borrow your hat?"
3:30 Michael Parks has been taken ill, and won't be in Yoga Hosers. Ralph is replacing Michael, and will be acting alongside Johnny Depp. Kevin quotes Sk8er Boi.
6:10 Ralph wishes everyone a Happy New Year.
6:30 Shout-outs: Brian and Amanda and Co. celebrate Brian's birthday. "Penises and buttholes." Road Head with HBO as a soundtrack. Sex noises. Drink purchased.
9:45 Sparky from Melbourne, Australia wished best for 2015 by Ed Wynne. Brea ice-cream parlour plugged.
11:30 Sam from Australia watching both shows, and The Australian Kiss. David Bowie steps in. The Coriolis Effect for Cunnilingus.
15:10 Email bag: Robert Cardy from Trenton, NJ asks for Pee Wee Herman to read The Milkshake speech from There Will Be Blood.
16:40 Listener sends in the Alexander Skarsgard greeting card. Kevin quizzes Ralph on his level of gay. John Hamm would get it. Marty Feldman mentioned, and is Superman.
19:15 Josh D sends in the Ralphequins. "All ball."
20:20 Bailey from Nottingham provokes serious Robin Hood chat. Bailey asks for an Al Pacino shout-out for his wife. "Suck Tuck!"
23:14 Jan from Norway asks for Arnie to sing Wannabe by The Spice Girls. Kevin records on his phone. "Unknown comic really dies." "Austrian Spice."
25:33 Tinseltown Stiffs: Edward Hermann. "Not Tannie." Pic. Filmography mentioned briefly.
27:30 Tinseltown stiff: Christine Cavanaugh. Babe. Bummer.
29:30 Tinseltown stiff: Luise Rainer. The Great Ziegfeld. "Crappy New Year."
33:30 Tinseltown stiff: Joe Cocker. With A Little Help From My Friends. John Belushi mentioned. Ralph on Woodstock.
36:00 Hollywood Helper: Chris Evans. Video. Ralph calls the kid a "Little fuckin' nazi!"
38:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Mark from Modesto sends in Moon buggy chase,
40:00 Exquisite Acting: Brian from New Orleans sends in the O.G. Empire Trailer. "It's an epic of romance!"
43:21 HBO Headlines: Google Top 10 celebrity searches. "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Ralph on Lourde. Seventeen year-old Ralph's aspirations. "Traded Faces." Kevin advocates Top 5.
49:15 Play-doh cake set. Plunger. Stripped. Complaint.
51:45 The Interview released on Christmas morning. Rogen and Goldberg. www.seetheinterview.com Kevin expains the release process.
55:00 Egypt bans Exodus: Gods and Kings for being too pro-Zionist. "Let my people cum!" White. "Chris Rock and Kevin Hart." "No! No! Let my people go!"
57:25 Cosby gets sidelined for a sec. P.I. hired.
58:50 Hugh Hefner denies he has died. Kevin met Hugh. Ralph questions fake death hoaxes.
1:00:55 Ralph on Christina Aguilera. Douchebag friends. "Don't you know who I am?!" Ralph met Mickey. Kevin on wearing a costume. Kevin texts Harley.
1:05:35 Chip is in the crowd. "Furries and shit ...!" Dispells Disney myths.
1:07:00 Dustin Diamond arrested on Christmas. Stabbed a dude. Mugshot.
1:09:12 Justin Bieber transgender impersonator.
1:10:10 Justin Bieber gets a new jet for Christmas. "Frontin'." Kevin frightened.
1:11:50 Watch Bieber eat shit. "Fuck you, Justin Bieber."
1:13:00 Miley Cyrus' #FreeTheNipple. Handler skiing.
1:16:00 Lindsay Lohan Mosquito illness.
1:18:00 Sly Stallone Spoilers. "This is where the stupidity is photographed."
1:19:20 Ralph's favourite story: Sebastian Bach's mom in t'pit. "Google that shit!"
1:22:35 Geek News. Norm Breyfogle in poor health. YouCaring.com drive.
1:24:30 Dr. Who news.
1:24:36 Avengers. Luke Cage.
1:25:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 193: ComicCon Theater, December 12, 2014

2014-12-29T01:43:00.000-08:00

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Description: "Oct 5, 2014 - Kevin, Ralph and special guests bring the final issue of Batman 66 Meets the Green Hornet to life. Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on December 12, 2014."
Runtime: 1:04:12
Recorded Sat, 12th Dec. 2014
Released Mon, 29th Dec. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads
0:24 Babble-On ComicCon Theater Intro.
1:07 The last ComicCon Theater for this project. :( "Obviously I'm very baked!"
2:20 Kevin and Ralph returning to shoot Yoga Hosers after Christmas. Ralph returning with the Frank Garmin character. Ralph recaps the Power Records.
4:19 Extra characters run-through .. "You wanna be Nixon? Really?!"
6:10 "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." (Three point four seconds). Nixon cast, Commissioner Gordon cast. Chief O'Hara cast. Scanlon cast ("I put out!").
8:50 "This is like a Sony hack!"
11:30 Theme Music played. Start (Page 3). Batman 66 in the Nolanverse.
12:28 Page Turn (Page 4). Kevin takes a swipe at the Bat-Shield.
14:00 Next Page (Page 5). "Fluffer." Connery sneaks in. Kevin directs Ralph. "The Green Fuck." 60's iPad.
16:30 Page Turn (Page 6).
17:20 Next Page (Page 8). "None of this PAFF shit ..."
18:39 Page Turn (Page 9). Richard Nixon is portrayed by Robert. Direction given. "Nix it up!" "You're my Jennifer Lopez!" Direction given, again. "Full Affleck, gimme Damon!" Backstory given. "One more take for clarity." "Backhavior." "Use of A!"
26:05 Next Page (Page 10). "Just for clarity." Commissioner Gordon is played by Kevin. Louie Anderson. Chaos on stage. Ralph does Louie Anderson. Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. Scooby Doo. British accent (!). "Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!" "Reconnaissance." "Be supportive of your co-stars. Don't be all Bruce Willis." Chief O'Hara to be portayed by Sam. Bruce Lee impression. Lead-in. Cut. "We left Ireland, now we're in Liverpool." Chief O'Hara is Bruce Lee. False starts.
36:30 Page Turn (Page 11). "Syrup snare." "Batman is not Bill Cosby." "Begorraaaaaaahh!"
39:50Page Turn (Page 12).
40:38 Page Turn (Page 14).
41:18 Page Turn (Page 15). "Pillow-bitin.'"
42:35 Page Turn (Page 16). "Clown mouth."
43:25 Page Turn (Page 18).
45:05 Page Turn (Page 21).
47:02 Next Page (Page 22). D.A. Frank Scanlon is portrayed by A.J. "I got tits!" France Scanlon.
49:55 Page Turn (Page 24).
52:15 Page Turn (Page 25). British Louie Anderson. "Louie after the stoke."
56:58 Next Page (Page 26). "Fuck you, I'm the director!" "I'll be back!" "Fuck you!"
58:08 Page Turn (Page 27).
1:00:00 Page Turn (Page 29). Ralph has a line flub right at the end. Issue ends. Credits.

Hollywood Babble-On 192: December 19; 2014

2014-12-28T15:39:00.001-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood California on 12/19/2014."
Runtime: 1:15:41
Recorded Fri, 19th Dec. 2014
Released Mon, 22nd Dec. 2014

0:00 SModCo ads. DAVE school.
1:36 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:20 The Interview cancelled. Talked about right off the bat. Kevin refers to Kobiyashi Maru. Ralph takes a swipe at The Green Hornet. James Flaco.
7:40 Christmas with Kev.
8:00 Shout-outs: Alan Warbie from Broom, Australia. Sylvester Stallone welcomes to LA: "Make money." Sexy Kev. Soccerball revenge.
13:15 Tammy Solis asks for Arnie to sing All I Want For Christmas Is You, by Mariah Carey. Kevin films on cellphone. "Live with me if you want to cum!"
16:40 Katie Jean et al. celebrate Johnnie's birthday. "Pucking in the bathroom." Fries Girl makes an appearance. Germans give tips on how to hold your liquor. Alanis Morrisette reference.
20:30 Annie and Chris get Ed Wynne and Bane impressions.
22:40 Robert, Brian and Tiffany celebrate Brian's birthday. Brian to officiate upcoming nuptuals, via Bowie invitation.
26:00 Dan sends in the Sharknado book, via LootCrate. Sharktopus trivia.
27:44 Bill "The Beguiler" Guiler asks for Ask Pacino: toothbrush/toilet problems. Bane with the assist.
29:23 Chad Jones sends in Bearded Superman. "Looses."
30:00 Pee Wee Herman recites 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
31:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Norman Bridwell. Cover. Cartoon. "Clifford mourns his creator."
34:10 SModCO ads. Shary's Berries.
35:55 Exquisite Acting: Star Wars Holiday Special. Harrison Ford loses will to live.
40:40 Shit That Should Not Be: The Island of Misfit Toys. The End.
43:50 HBO Headlines: Bill Cosby finally makes a statement.
45:00 Vin Diesel: Batshit Crazy.
47:29 Ralph announces he is working in Chile. Paul Hip gets a rimjob.
49:30 Kim Kardashian selfie. Mother. Omish. "Jenner, I hardly even know her ..:"
53:10 Kardashian wannabe idiot. Kim. James. Again. And Again. And Again.
54:30 Lindsay Lohan enjoying living in London.
55:50 Daniel Craig making his last Bond movie. Idris Elba has Kevin's vote.
57:37 National Film Registry 2014 entries, and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame entries. Ralph sings Lean on Me by Bill Withers, then as Bill Cosby. "Please drink this drink." Meme.
1:01:00 Justin Bieber "Indian Name." Fake Twitter followers deleted.
1:03:45 Vivid Entertainment offers Mama June $1m for a porn flick. Ralph wants to see it.
1:06:24 Matt Murdoch and DareDevil.
1:08:00 Star Wars reading. "We got tickets!" "Rimjobs!"
1:09:30 Abrams raises money for UNICEF. Force for Change. Chewie. Al Pacino/Bane Lean On Me duet.
1:12:00 Liam Neesons Cock jokes. Winter hat. Canadian show of firepower.

Hollywood Babble-On #191: December 12, 2014

2014-12-28T14:09:00.002-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood California on 12/12/2014."
Runtime: 1:36:32
Recorded Fri, 12th Dec. 2014
Released Mon, 15th Dec. 2014

0:00 SModCo ads. Times Up!
1:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Kevin misses live HBO; dismisses Family Uno.
3:35 Ralph touches on the SONY hacking scandal.
4:25 Kevin on Jennifer Lawrence. Rudin vs. Jolie.
6:10 Goin' Full Ralph.
6:24 Jocelyn Dwyer: Ralph's daughter's teacher in attendance.
7:24 "Do you know what your dad did?"
8:10 Ralph cuts out Dr. Josh's music. "Do you want to get taught?"
8:45 Mike Mitropulis and Michelle have their names scrutinised. Dual emails.
10:15 Naming teachers at school. "Meanwhile, in Mitropulis ..." "You could be in Metropulis right now!"
13:45 Adam West and Bane: Christmas present from Michelle. Dynamic Duets: Let it Snow.
16:35 John and Daniel no-show.
18:00 Joe Peterson from Chicago is flying solo in LA. Sexy Kev with the assist. Verbiage scrutinized.
20:45 Marin Christensen writes in for James. Arnie Sings: Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant. "Made me listen to the podcast."
24:00 David brings a HBO virgin to the Improv. The Germans help friend decide what to do in LA. "The Museum of Tolerance." "Everyone on the truck!"
26:00 Leanne, Russ and Mariah celebrate Mariah's birthday. Bowie birthday wishes.
28:45 Email bag: Eric Mason sends in Olaf snow cones.
30:00 Chris in Toronto asks for Pee Wee Herman Darth Vader. Kevin provides breathing.
32:04 James asks what Adam West is doing. Life.
33:00 Todd Sellers sends in the Buddy Christ sweater.
34:00 Al Pacino provides shaving advice.
35:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mary Ann Mobley. Do Not Disturb.
37:35 Tinseltown stiff: Ken_Weatherwax. Addams theme. Recent Pugsley. Kevin chides Ralph. Ralph chides Kevin.
42:00 SModCo ads. Sharys Berries.
43:45 Exquisite Acting: Dan Knight sends in Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2. Boxing career touched upon.
46:12 Shit That Should Not Be: Law and Order SVU. Still.
48:30 Kev-In: Exodus: Gods and Kevs, The Kevtrix, Mr. Rodgers.
50:35 HBO Headlines: Simpsons tattoo. Kevin digs.
53:00 Lindsay Lohan: Ralph gives recent recap. "Lohan lied." New app. Recorded track with Duran Duran. Joke filed.
55:20 Ralph on Arriana Grande; "WATER!" Carried like a baby. 1, 2, 3. "Hodor."
58:20 "Feathers." Arriana Grande is on Ralph's list.
58:45 Bill Cosby: Beverly Johnson story. Beverley Johnson. "I need to kill myself!"
1:02:45 Aaron Sorkin campaigning for Tom Cruise to play Steve Jobs. Sony hack update.
1:04:30 For Your Consideration: Zoom. What, no!
1:06:05 Encino Man 2: #EnciNo.
1:07:30 Justin Bieber: "Fuck this guy!" says goodbye to 2014. #BlondBieber Meme.
1:09:50 Kim Kardashian weight gain "A punishment from God." Bad dress day. Comparison. Selfie. Flyers take a hit.
1:13:30 Bob Dylan to cover Frank Sinatra. Dual Dylan impressions from HBO.
1:14:40 Vincent D'onofrio to release a spoken-word punk album.
1:16:30 Christopher Lee to release Darkest Carols. Kev shares Christopher Lee trivia. "He's my fuckin' Patronus, man."
1:19:30 Sara X boob twerking.
1:21:10 Geek News: Benedict Cumberbatch will be Dr. Strange. Kevin wonders about the payday.
1:23:00 DC news: The Trickster (orig).
1:24:40 Krypton in the works.
1:26:10 Star Wars news. Upcoming theme park speculation. Finn. Poe Dameron. Kylo Ren. BB8. Fanboys referenced. Kevin on BB8. Dr. Josh with a well-placed sounder. "I fuckin' hate you, Josh."
1:32:00 Liam Neesons Cock jokes. Big.

Hollywood Babble-On 190: December 8, 2014

2014-12-27T12:53:00.000-08:00

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Description: "A special Hollywood Babble-On Home Show recorded for the week of December 8, 2014."
Runtime: 43:42
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Released Mon, 8th Dec. 2014

0:00 SModCo ads.
0:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
0.45 Why one should get into the entertainment business.
1:45 First Bill Cosby mentions and live Babble plug.
5:20 New Years in Brea.
6:45 Shirts Vs. Skins.
7:35 "Mous bouche."
8:20 Ralph brings up Peter Pan, and Kevin's diet. Grease - The Retirement Years. "Senior Living."
13:10 Cuckold Kev.
16:15 Geek News: Jared Leto cast as The Joker for the Suicide Squad. Suicide Squad cast broken down.
21:10 New Bond to be released: Specter. Ralph passes the Bond Nerd Test.
25:00 Ralph on Bob Hope's recently-released tales of womanising.
25:40 Jack Nicholson has Alzheimers, which Ralph finds saddening.
27:00 Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain.
29:15 Ralph on previous great actors being cast in new comedic roles - Artistic value.
33:40 Mighty Ducks IX: Jay and Silent Bob join the ducks!
34:30 Mickey Rourke wins a boxing match.
36:00 Oscar winners future careers.
40:00 Fargo - the TV series discussed.

HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON #000: JOSH BOONE / Hollywood Babble-On 189 / HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON #000: TOMMY AVALLONE and MICK FOLEY

2014-11-25T13:38:00.000-08:00

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Description: "As we Babble break until December 12th, we fill the gap with Babble on Hollywood - interviews with a current crop of movie-makers. In this episode, Kev talks to Josh Boone about directing THE FAULT IN OUR STARS and we get the scoop on his next film, Stephen King's epic THE STAND."
Runtime: 1:58:03
Recorded ?
Released Mon, 17th Nov. 2014

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Description: "A special Hollywood Babble-On Home Show recorded for the week of November 23, 2014."
Runtime: 59:54
Recorded Sat, 22nd Oct. 2014
Released Mon, 24th Nov. 2014

0:00 SModCo ads: Time's Up! Party Game, Babble-Eve.
1:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:00 Ralph recently celebrated his 50th birthday and new HBO is unavailable as he is off due to other commitments.
3:10 The Brady Bunch: Relevant or no? Happy Days. TV-land old shit.
7:40 "MAKE ME A YOGA HOSER!"
8:00 WTF happened to T.V?
11:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Glen A. Larson. "Bettah. Fastah. Strongah."
19:00 Tinseltown stiff: Mike Nichols.
23:50 Tinseltown stiff: Bill Cosby's career. "Yes. You are .. idiots!"
28:25 Ralph defends Philly. Kevin explains the current Cosby situation.
42:10 The Wonder Twins Emo Kev tapes. "They're packed with bullshit!" -Ralph.
45:20 Ralph reads the transcript. "Drivers Ed! What's up?!" "I am interviewing Martians!"
48:45 Willow explains time. Jaden delivers proof.
51:00 Ralph on the attack via 'Music.' "Yes. But fuck them!" -Ralph. Willow writes her own novels.
53:30 Willow explains "Whip My Hair Back." "Universal Truths."
56:30 Ralph plugs the upcoming shows for Dec. 12th - ComicCon Theater #6. New Years Babble Eve at the Brea Improv on Dec 31st.

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Description: "As we Babble break until December 12th, we fill the gap with Babble on Hollywood - interviews with a current crop of movie-makers. In this episode, Kev talks to filmmaker Tommy Avallone and producer Mick Foley about their Christmas documentary, I Am Santa"
Runtime: 1:31:34
Recorded ?
Released Mon, 1st Dec. 2014

Hollywood Babble-On 188: Babble-On Comic Con Theater

2014-11-10T14:28:00.001-08:00

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Description: "Oct 5, 2014 - Kevin, Ralph and special guests bring Batman 66 Meets the Green Hornet Issue #5 to life. Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on October 17, 2014."
Runtime: 1:07:13
Recorded Sat, 17th Oct. 2014
Released Mon, 10th Nov. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads: Time's Up! Party Game Coupon Code: DAVEschool.com
2:30 Babble-On Comic Con Theater Intro.
3:55 Batman Housekeeping: **Spoiler Alert** Extra reveals filming details. Details discussed.
7:50 Ralph tries to cool Kevin down. Upcoming DC movies discussed.
9:30 Ralph on Schumacher's Batman. Matrix references.
10:40 Call for addidional voices.
12:31 Page Turn sounder played.
13:25 Theme Music played. Start (Page 3).
15:14 Page Turn (Page 4).
17:45 Next Page (Page 5).
18:38 Page Turn (Page 6). Ralph berates Kevin.
20:11 Next Page (Page 8). "Monologuin' like a motherfucker!" "Fuck!" Celery.
21:43 Page Turn (Page 9).
22:17 Next Page (Page 10).
22:53 Page Turn (Page 11).
23:30 Casting: Cash plays Chief O'Hara, Sean plays Commissioner Gordon (Christopher Walken), Jacob plays Alfred and D.A. Scanlon. Voice requests. Don makes an appearance (sort of).
26:45 Alfreds debut. Direction from Kevin. Cuts aplenty. 28:27 Page Turn (Page 12). Bat-Phone stolen. Commissioner Gordon debut. Direction. Sean steps on Adam West's neck.
30:37 Page Turn (Page 15).
31:30 Page Turn (Page 18). Chief O'Hara debut. No direction. "Swallowing." Balloon repeat. "Can Robin bring me in?" Cuts. Harley Quinn voice.
36:55 Page Turn (Page 19). Scanlon surrenders! Cuts "PAY THE BYATMYAN HIS MONEY!" Ralph chides Scanlon.Commissioner Gordon edits. "Enforcer."
42:48 Next Page (Page 20). "Pump up the Oirish!" "Thank God for That Guy!" Exquisite acting.
46:08 Next Page (Page 22). Kevin directs Ralph. Kevin directs Kevin.
49:00 Page Turn (Page 23). Sam plays Chortle (Bebob from Turtles). Jessica to voice female reporter. Kevin directs Chortle. Ralph directs Chortle. Tic. Female reporter gets backstory. Direction from Kevin. Female reporter tic."The Hic-hic girl!" "Can I get you a lozenge?!"
57:00 Page Turn (Page 24). Kevin on Barabas. Direction from Kevin.
1:00:20 Page Turn (Page 25).
1:00:50 Next Page (Page 26).
1:01:28 Page Turn (Page 27). "What's that?!"
1:02:50 Next Page (Page 28), Batzooka debut.
1:04:45 Page Turn (Page 30). Issue ends.

Hollywood Babble-On 187: November 1, 2014

2014-11-03T06:09:00.001-08:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood California on 11/01/2014."
Runtime: 1:21:38
Recorded Fri, 1st Nov. 2014
Released Mon, 3rd Nov. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads DAVEschool.com Times Up! Code: Hollywood.
2:52 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:00 The Elephant In The Room.
5:00 Southland Tales gets a mention! Harley and The Uncles. Harley's party.
9:45 Bry, Ming, Mike and Rob Bruce from Comic Book Men are at The Improv. The last Babble-On for a while.
11:20 Banks sends in a Kev Blues Clues image.
12:05 Ralph's schadenfruede: The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club closes it's doors for the last time.
13:45 Shout-outs: Woody and Alison check out QotSA, and mention Ben Fitton.
15:15 James, Marron and Mia celebrate James and Marron anniversary. Flash Gorden wedding theme played.
17:15 Adrian Powers and Jess from Sydney, Australia hear Ralph's Austin Powers impression. Bane shout-out.
19:30 Alex and Emily are dressed as female Jay and Silent Bob. The Female Garman. Bowie shout-out.
22:40 Email bag:Iggy Azaelia disowned by our Austrailian brethren.
24:15 Dustin Siskey asks for Pee Wee Herman to perform Casablanca. "Old movie, old man ..." "Grandpa, why are we watching this?" "9 1/2 weeks ..."
27:45 Camope sends in Jada Pinket Smith on The Smiths. "Black people don't know who you are!"
29:20 Matt sends in another inappropriate toy; Buzz Lightyear dildo.
30:10 Andrew Jansen asks for Arnold to sing Puttin' On The Ritz from Young Frankenstein. "PUTTIN' ON THA RIIIITZ!"
31:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Correction: Judd Nelson still alive.
32:55 Tinseltown stiff: Marcia Strassman. "Honey I Blew the Kid."
34:45 Tinselton stiff: Jack Bruce.
35:55 Exquisite Acting: Al Pacino in Frankie and Johnny. Video unavailable. "The Al Pacin-O Face."
37:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Burning Fight on Neo Geo. Bum-blow.
39:25 Kev-In: Village People Kev, (Ralph's Gay voice), The Wooly Willy, Kev Alone. (Images Unavailable).
42:00 HBO Headlines: Ralph does a little Rudy Cesnaros. Natalie Wood haunting the boat, The Splendour which has been put up for sale; details. Chris Walken bi theory.
48:45 Kasey Casem still not buried. Chris Walken makes a return.
50:15 Farrah Abraham celebrates Halloween at Hustler in Hollywood.
51:30 Third Pee-Wee Herman movie in the works.
52:45 Paul McCartney songwriting class. Ralph takes a swipe at Let 'Em In. Ralph plays Meat-Free Monday.
55:05 Lindsay Lohan nude pose by street artist Pegasus. Oprah Winfrey hit someone with a car.
56:55 Tadolph Switler playing Times Square for New Years - Now the SpokesPerson for NYC. Horrible fucking song played. Picture unavailable.
59:25 Justin Bieber: "You look like Princess Jasmine." Image unavailable. "Casablanca's not looking so bad now, is it, asshole?"
1:01:55 Kim Kardashian instigatesThe return of Angry Ralph. Video unavailable. Bruce Jenner smokin'!
1:09:31 Geek News: Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange. "Doesn't take Sherlock to figure that out ..."
1:11:11 Black Panther to be played by Chadwick Bozeman. Marvel titles released. Kevin discusses the wealth of comic book movies which are being/will be released. "Kardashian Crusher."
1:15:30 Toledo Walleye jerseys. Keanu Reeves wants to be Wolverine, and Batman. Ralph apologizes to Affleck.
1:17:35 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 186: October 24, 2014

2014-10-27T16:05:00.002-07:00

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood California on 10/24/2014."
Runtime: 1:34:00
Recorded Fri, 24th Oct. 2014
Released Mon, 27th Oct. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads DAVEschool.com Times Up! Code: Hollywood.
2:55 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:44 Kevin's Break-up: The Beard is going on Sunday. Robert Kurtzman is in attendance; Mewes can't wear the prosthetic for Yoga Hosers. Ralph gives positive affiration; No Raping.
10:40 The Challenge.
12:00 Shout-outs: Birgitte from Austria gets an Arnie shout-out. Steffan bites the big one. "Get to the chopper!" Ralph attacks Resida. Ralph buys a drink for Birgitte.
17:50 John and new wife Stephanie celebrate their honeymoon. "That's not interracial in Los Angeles!" Bane-Love. Ed Wynne.
21:10 Johnny LeRoc and g/f from Toronto in the house. Pube sandwich.
24:00 Pearl Maguire, Andrew, et al. very drunk. The Germans with birthday celebration advice. Crowd control needed.
26:20 Vic Diaz and Carla celebrate two years together. Bowie celebrations.
28:25 Jordan and Bertina from Georgia at The Improv. Bertina with a plethora of languages.
31:00 "How Big Is Liam Neeson's Cock?" in Danish, Swedish, German and Norweigan, with direction from Kevin. "Schwanz!"
35:45 Email bag: Tim in Richmond, VA asks for Pee Wee Herman to perform Walter White's "I am the one who knocks ..." from Breaking Bad.
37:20 Alan Kennedy wrote in regarding Affleck's cock, and Kevin seeing it.
38:40 Inappropriate Products: "This straw isn't going to suck itself."
39:20 Chris in Dublin asks for Arnie to sing The Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors.
41:39 Tinseltown Stiffs: Gerard Parkes. Fraggle Doc.
44:36 Tinseltown stiff: Raphael Ravenscroft. Baker Street played.
46:40 Exquisite Acting: Dave from Croydon sends in Ringo Starr in Candy. Spider on the table.
49:00 SModCo ads: SquareSpace.com/Babble
51:07 Shit That Should Not Be: Ralph on Huell Howser at the Mexican Border.
55:20 Kev-In: Bad News Kev, Planet of the Kevs, Grease. Kevin wants to perform Grease live with Kevin.
57:40 HBO Headlines: Honey Boo Boo cancelled. Drunk Lady mocked. "There are some cunts here tonight ..."
1:01:00 Between Two Ferns with Bradley Pïtts.
1:01:55 Renee Zellwegger Before and After. Ralph with a Road House reference.
1:04:20 Ban Breaking Bad. Cranston Tweet. Aaron Paul tweet. Cranston II.
1:07:00 "Sexy Proctologist." Olaf. Beetleguise. Garman with a great Beetlejuice impression. Ralph coins Bride of Beetlejuice. Khloe.
1:10:00 Teacher fired for inappropriate movie. Ralph's Red State preformance critiqued.
1:12:45 Gene Simmons wants to be President. Garman - tongue. "It's not weird, it's effective!"
1:14:55 Lindsay Lohan tweets support for potential Brazillian president.
1:16:40 Frankie Carbone in The Simpsons. $250m?
1:18:30 Sharknado 3 on the fEast Coast.
1:19:15 BeWitched to make a return ... for Love!
1:20:00 Iggy Azalia and S/O selling Forever 21.
1:21:00 Justin Bieber scoring a goal! #YoungGretzsky
1:22:45 The Church of SuperHeroes. GoFundMe.
1:24:15 Marvel bringing Riverdale - Age of Ultron trailer.
1:27:30 Mr. Incredible and Batgirl square off. "Batman!" Joke not filed.
1:29:36 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.