‘Slumdog Millionaire’ sweeps the Golden Globes, taking home 4 awards at Sunday’s show. Other winners include Kate Winslet, the late Heath Ledger and Mickey Rourke.

Oscars 2009 SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE Kids

Hollywood glamour comes alive at the 2009 Academy Awards red carpet! TV Guide Network’s Lisa Rinna and Joey Fatone interview the kids from the film SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.

Slumdog Millionaire’s Success

Director Danny Boyle and Screenwriter Simon Beaufoy spoke with Harry Smith about their critically acclaimed film, Slumdog Millionaire.

Skins star Dev Patel is a Slumdog Millionaire

We learn more about Dev Patel, star of Danny Boyle’s new film Slumdog Millionaire and Skins, with his ten quick fire questions.

Slumdog Millionaire - Trailer

From Danny Boyle, director of Trainspotting and 28 Days Later, comes the story of Jamal Malik, an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about to experience the biggest day of his life

JAI HO song from Slumdog Millionaire by AR REHMAN

FUTBOL A LA MATRIX

The Muppet Matrix

#1 Traffic Jam

As if getting stuck into traffic jam is not bad enough, you also get a pesky cab driver to deal with. That is enough for our good old Dr. Banner to rip open his shirt and run amok as Hulk.

#2 Phone Booth

Banner tries to call for help through phone, but the phone operator irritates the shit out of him. And obviously he goes green.

#3 Drugs and LSD

Naturally, a goody-two-shoes like David Banner would never have dabbled in drugs while in college. So, when his orange juice is spiked with LSD by a bad guy, he is simply not prepared for the mayhem that follows. Nor is his alter ego, for that matter…

#4 Ungrateful young crippled girl

Cautionary tale: if you are a young crippled girl from a rich family, and David Banner is urgently trying to warn you that your wicked stepmother is trying to poison you to get her hands on your legacy, do NOT express your gratitude in the way this silly little bint with the annoying, whiny voice did.

#5 Mauled by Bear

Okay, so maybe being mauled by a bear isn’t so funny, but as there are so many funny elements to this clip, I decided to bend the rules and include it. At 1:25 mins into the clip, the supposedly crippled girl can be clearly seen kicking her legs, and at 1:36 the look on her face suggests she lusts after the Hulk!

Save the antelope

Deer vs Hunter

Home delivery for the lion

Talking Deer tied to car prank

Worst Hunter vs. Dumbest Deer

Squirrel attacks deer

eagle vs deer

Eagle Attacks Deer, New Way to Hunt

Deer Jumps Into Zoo Exhibit, Wrestles With Polar Bears

Deer hit by a race car

Deer Runs Wild In Target Store

A extremely low-budget homeless James Bond movie! Truly a slumdog James Bond.

Homeless James Bond vs. The Volcano

Homeless James Bond discovers that his home of Western Kentucky’s campus is threatened by a waking volcano under the campus’s hill. Bond must save the day to preserve his way of life….

James Bond intro - funny twist

James Bond spoof funny Gunbarrel

Hilarious Broken Back Bond Gunbarrel Spoof

The name’s Bah… James Bah

Eddie Izzard - James Bond

James Bond Womens Comedy Claymation Joke Infidelity Cheating

James Bond Jokes by The More Assured

Slinky and Al stay up one night and make up James Bond jokes for no apparent reason

Dramatic Look Bond Remix

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Don’t be naughty at the Dentist

This one is very hilarious video about a man trying to be naughty with the dentist’s pretty assistant.

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The truth about Dentists

I agree 100% with all of the thing that this girl is saying and am sure you will too.

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Al Bundy at the Dentist

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Stupid Dentist

Marriage between Pharmacist and Dentist

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Hindu Yogi at the Dentist

Dentist best jokes

Dentist to his patient: “Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?”
Patient: “Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.”
Dentist: “There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 5 o’clock ball game.”

A nervous guy to the receptionist : “Hi, i came in to make my appointment with the dentist”
She replied : “Sorry sir, but he’s out right now.”
He : “Thanks a lot. When will he be out again ?”

Read more jokes including :
Mr. Bean at the Dentist

Spiderman Original Cartoon Theme Song

The original title song of the old spiderman 60s cartoon.

Spiderman Bull in Spain

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Spiderman MTV Parody

Spiderman comic Joke

Click the image to maximize the comic strip.

Spiderman Lego Movie - Perils of Doc Ock

Spiderman Balloon in San Francisco

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Italian Spiderman

Spiderman Street Painting illusion

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Japanese Spiderman

The Japanese have their own version of Spiderman.

Spiderman Sponsers

During shooting Spiderman 3 went way over it’s estimated budget,
so they resorted to product endorsement whereever possible.

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Spiderman - Double Track

Spiderman vs Black Spiderman.

Spiderman Laundry

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Batman vs spiderman lego

Spiderman Window cleaning

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Superman Vs SpiderMan

Naked Spiderman

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Spiderman vs Venom

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Shakira is the highest selling Colombian artist, who has sold over 50 million albums worldwide.

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Shakira was born on February 2, 1977 in Barranquilla, Colombia.

Shakira means “thankful” in Arabic. It is the feminine form of the name Shakir.

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When Shakira was four, her father took her to a local Middle Eastern restaurant, where Shakira first heard the doumbek, a traditional drum used in Arabic music and which typically accompanied belly dancing. Before she knew it, Shakira was dancing barefoot on the table, as restaurant patrons responded by clapping enthusiastically. It was then that Shakira said she knew she wanted to be a performer.

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Shakira wrote her first poem, entitled “La Rosa De Cristal” (”The Crystal Rose”) when she was only four years old! As she was growing up, she was fascinated watching her father writing stories on a typewriter, and asked for one as a Christmas gift. She got her wish at age seven and continued writing poetry. These poems eventually evolved into songs. At the age of eight, after an older half-brother was killed in a motorcycle accident (she was only two when this happened), Shakira wrote her first song entitled “Tus gafas oscuras” (”Your dark glasses”). The inspiration came from her father, who for years wore dark glasses, to hide his grief.

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She enjoyed singing for schoolmates and teachers and even the nuns at her Catholic school but in the second grade was rejected for the school choir because her vibrato was too strong. The music teacher told her that she sounded “like a goat”. At school, she says she had been known as “the belly dancer girl”, as she would demonstrate a number she learned every Friday at school. “That’s how I discovered my passion for live performance,” she says.

Shakira’s debut album, Magia, was recorded with Sony Music in 1991, when she was only fourteen years old. The album did not fare well commercially, selling less than one thousand copies.

Sexy teenage Shakira in bikini in 1993

Please bear through the crap for the first 1 min. It’s worth the wait. :-). Teenage Shakira’s bikini photo session.

In 2001, she broke through into the English-speaking world with the release of Laundry Service, which sold over fifteen million copies worldwide.

Whenever, Wherever - Shakira

“Hips Don’t Lie” made Shakira the only Colombian and South American artist in history to top the U.S. Hot 100. According to Media Traffic, “Hips Don’t Lie” is the second most successful song since 1998, only behind Cher’s 1999 hit “Believe”, so far, the most successful single in the twenty first century, the forty-sixth most successful song in music history.

According to Media Traffic, “La Tortura” is the most successful song worldwide in Spanish and the forty-sixth most successful song since 1999. The song won two Latin Grammy Awards at the 2006 Ceremony for Song of the Year and Record of the Year.

Shakira Don’t Bother

In this music video, Shakira is so upset with her boyfriend that she crushes his car!

Shakira Jokes and Parodies

Like all famous people, shakira is also targeted for parody videos. I love Shakira but here are some of the Shakira Parodies just for fun. WARNING : If you are a die-hard shakira fan, you may not like some of them.

Shakira Parody - Funny cartoon music video - Whenever Wherever

Shakira Parody - British Shakira

4 year old cute girl dancing salsa.

Shakira Parody - Hips don’t Lie - Verarsche

Shakira Parody - “La Tortura”

Shakira - Parody Factor X

Shakira Parody - Australian show Big bite

Shakira - whenever dont matter

Shakira Mad TV Parody

Hulk vs Iron Man Part 1

Hulk vs Iron Man Part 2

Hulk vs Iron Man Part 3