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Hollywood Snark http://hollywoodsnark.com Get the latest celebrity news, gossip, and buzz. We take celebrity news and add our brand of funny commentary and sarcastic wit. Hollywood happenings with an added twist of snark! Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:25:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en Real Housewives Of Atlanta’s NeNe’s Distractions http://hollywoodsnark.com/2010/10/19/real-housewives-of-atlantas-nenes-new-schnozz-the-snarky-haikus/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2010/10/19/real-housewives-of-atlantas-nenes-new-schnozz-the-snarky-haikus/%#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:09:30 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Of course reality tv star Nene Leakes has made some statements concerning her alleged plastic surgery! She has to do something to divert everyone from the fact that she’s on the verge of divorce from her Sugar Granddaddy Greg. Yet isn’t the point of plastic surgery to make it look better? This looks like she [...]]]>
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Brett Favre’s Craptastic Life http://hollywoodsnark.com/2010/10/14/brett-favres-craptastic-life/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2010/10/14/brett-favres-craptastic-life/%#comments Fri, 15 Oct 2010 04:01:06 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Hollywood Snark http://hollywoodsnark.com/2010/10/14/brett-favres-craptastic-life/ Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/redth/hollywoodsnark.com/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 74

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Ordinarily I could give two of Britney’s implants about football but this Brett Favre Penis Cell Phone Scandal is so awesomely bad even those of us who think tight ends belong on the stripper poles can get in on the fun. Watching him get taken out to the woodshed on a rainy day by the [...]]]>
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Haikus For A Coked Out Princess Leia http://hollywoodsnark.com/2010/10/13/haikus-for-a-coked-out-princess-leia/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2010/10/13/haikus-for-a-coked-out-princess-leia/%#comments Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:46:53 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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HaikusStar Wars http://hollywoodsnark.com/2010/10/13/haikus-for-a-coked-out-princess-leia/ Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/redth/hollywoodsnark.com/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 74

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Princess Leia Snorts Fat Lines On The Star Wars Set Is That Really News? If I Had To Wear That Outfit I’d Be Doing Rails All Day And Night Haikus, Star Wars]]>
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Joe Jackson Denies Whooping Michael For Fun Or Profit http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/22/joe-jackson-denies-whooping-michael-for-fun-or-profit/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/22/joe-jackson-denies-whooping-michael-for-fun-or-profit/%#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:51:20 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Michael Jackson http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/22/joe-jackson-denies-whooping-michael-for-fun-or-profit/ Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/redth/hollywoodsnark.com/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 74

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“Get in there and clean your room/do the dishes/take out the garbage/mow the lawn before I beat you like I was Joe Jackson and Michael missed a step!” was such a common phrase in our household vernacular it caught me off guard that Ultimate Stage Dad Papa Joe has lashed out against allegations that he [...]]]>
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Lindsay Lohan’s Weapon Of Choice http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/21/lindsay-lohans-weapon-of-choice/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/21/lindsay-lohans-weapon-of-choice/%#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:32:36 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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OK, I know what you are thinking. How is a squirt gun going to ward off the paparazzi? When it’s filled with her bodily fluids and secretions. Don’t look at me like that, there was a a much worse joke to be made involving lesbians and squirting but I chose to take the less hilarious [...]]]>
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Jon Gosselin Out On The Prowl http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/20/jon-gosselin-out-on-the-prowl/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/20/jon-gosselin-out-on-the-prowl/%#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:55:23 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Reality television’s most scrutinized father was seen out and about with Star magazine reporter Kate Major only days after he was spotted in France with the 22 year old daughter of his ex-wife’s plastic surgeon. Wait, did I just write a episode of Dynasty? I’m pretty sure I did. I get that he needs [...]]]>
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Jessica Simpson And The Trouble With Texting http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/jessica-simpson-and-the-trouble-with-texting/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/jessica-simpson-and-the-trouble-with-texting/%#comments Sat, 18 Jul 2009 13:18:15 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Jessica SimpsonJohn Mayer http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/jessica-simpson-and-the-trouble-with-texting/ Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/redth/hollywoodsnark.com/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 74

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Jessica Simpson is super bummed out and not just because her Rubenesque figure could not be tamed by a single belt so she had to skin two leopards to complete the ensemble above. Her douchey ex John Mayer steamy text messages forced boy toy Tony Romo to call for a penalty kick to her sensitive [...]]]>
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Lindsay Lohan’s Red Alert Spanish Vogue Cover: The Haiku http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/lindsay-lohans-red-alert-spanish-vogue-cover-the-haiku/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/18/lindsay-lohans-red-alert-spanish-vogue-cover-the-haiku/%#comments Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:48:54 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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So That’s How They Are Warning The Public About Toxic Waste Hazards Haikus, lindsay lohan]]>
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Jon Gosselin’s Jailbird Sweetie Pie http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/jon-gosselins-jailbird-sweetie-pie/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/jon-gosselins-jailbird-sweetie-pie/%#comments Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:05:57 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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I know! I thought her eyebrows looked exactly like little golf clubs too! Good gravy do I feel bad for those Gosselin kiddos. Their new stepmommy dearest to be isn’t so much of the play with toy trains type. Oh, wait. Does running a train on the football team count? Don’t they make a Bratz doll [...]]]>
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Mischa Barton Checks Into Psych Ward http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/mischa-barton-checks-into-psych-ward/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/mischa-barton-checks-into-psych-ward/%#comments Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:29:32 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Mischa Barton http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/17/mischa-barton-checks-into-psych-ward/ Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/redth/hollywoodsnark.com/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 74

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When I saw this I was sure it was because in an effort to drum up some attention she pulled a Franz Kafka and started morphing into some sort of giant grey winged insect. This apparently is not the case. On Wednesday, Barton called police at 3 p.m. with a health problem, LAPD Officer April [...]]]>
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Jon Gosselin Goes For The Upgrade http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/16/jon-gosselin-goes-for-the-upgrade/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/16/jon-gosselin-goes-for-the-upgrade/%#comments Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:46:31 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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It only took Reality Dad of 8 Jon Gosselin all of ten minutes to stick his semi famous wang back in the dating pool. You’d think he’d be ready for some Adult Swim time but he’s back in the kiddie pool waving a Lil’ Swimmers diaper and arm floaties for his 22 year old girlfriend [...]]]>
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor Missing License; Common Sense http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/07/michael-jacksons-doctor-missing-license-common-sense/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/07/michael-jacksons-doctor-missing-license-common-sense/%#comments Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:12:58 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Michael Jackson http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/07/michael-jacksons-doctor-missing-license-common-sense/ Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/redth/hollywoodsnark.com/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 74

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Michael Jackson’s personal live in physician Dr. Conrad Murray has been busted for not having the credentials to prescribe medication to his only patient: Federal authorities told FOXNews.com that Dr. Conrad Murray is not licensed to administer certain levels of controlled medications in the state, and that if he gave Demerol or Oxycontin to Jackson, as [...]]]>
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Michael Jackson’s $25,000 Gold Plated Casket: The Haiku http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/05/michael-jacksons-25000-gold-plated-casket-the-haiku/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/05/michael-jacksons-25000-gold-plated-casket-the-haiku/%#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:21:51 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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HaikusMichael Douglas http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/05/michael-jacksons-25000-gold-plated-casket-the-haiku/ Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/redth/hollywoodsnark.com/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 74

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When I Die I’ll Be Lucky To Get The Empty Dunkin’ Donuts Box Haikus, Michael Douglas]]>
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How To Be Famous Without Really Trying By Brooke Hogan And Heidi Montag http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/04/how-to-be-famous-without-really-trying-by-brooke-hogan-and-heidi-montag/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/04/how-to-be-famous-without-really-trying-by-brooke-hogan-and-heidi-montag/%#comments Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:22:51 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Unless you can put “getting huge fake breast implants and bleaching hair until it looks like a Barbie doll that’s been ravaged by the sands of time” on your resume, Brooke Hogan and Heidi Montag are pretty useless people. That’s why it’s extra important for them to engineer pointless feuds with each other in that [...]]]>
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Debbie Rowe Wants Some Money. Oh, And Her Kids Back, Too http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/debbie-rowe-wants-some-money-oh-and-her-kids-back-too/% http://hollywoodsnark.com/2009/07/03/debbie-rowe-wants-some-money-oh-and-her-kids-back-too/%#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:54:56 +0000 PadThaiPrincess
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Michael Jackson’s baby mama Debbie Rowe is fighting the Jackson clan for custody of the children she bore with him during their marriage: “I want my children,” Rowe said in an interview Thursday morning with radio station KNBC in Los Angeles. Rowe also said she was willing to undergo DNA testing to prove she is indeed [...]]]>
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