Beating The Crates 20130511 by Hong Kong Ping Pong on Mixcloud

Morphosis steps up to the plate once again with Hong Kong Ping Pong‘s ‘Beating The Crates in association with Ghetto Funk’ show, broadcast live on NSB Radio. HKPP will be hitting Brighton this friday at The Volks for Basskonnection with the mighty DJ B-Side and Kool Hertz so if you’re on the south coast do come join us! xx

This show is now available to download from the NSB Radio Archives, if you enjoy it please click the ♥ to favorite this cloudcast and help spread the Ghetto Funk sound far and wide!

Tracklist:

01 General Levy – Incredible (Wrongtom Remix)
02 Doctor Stereo – Joe Says
03 Voodoocuts – Oh Baby
04 Tom Showtime – Sho’ Nuff Clubbin
05 Telephunken – 24 Hours Of Madness
06 Basement Freaks – Booty Shackin
07 Wrongtom meets Deemas J – Superteng (Mo’matic Remix)
08 Blend Mishkin ft Jamalski – We Are Roots (DJ Tzinas Remix)
09 Big Bang Breaks – Golden Wonder
10 Kill Paris – Slap Me 9Gris Remix)
11 The Temptations – Can’t Get Next To You (Defunk & Mr. Fox Remix)
12 Spoonbill – Munstermec (HKPP Edit)
13 Knife Party – Bonfire (Detta Reboot)
14 B-Side – Bug On Out
15 Opiuo – Fizzle Tickler (Spoonbill Remix)
16 S-Strong – Hot Mustard
17 JFB – Swing Ya Beard (ft Beardyman)
18 Featurecast – Get It On The Floor
19 Basement Freaks – Insane Brains
20 Dancefloor Outlaws ft Natty – Flow
21 Voodoocuts – Watch The Dog
22 Daft Punk – Get Lucky (WBBL Remix)
23 Livingstone & Canosis – Uptown Top Ranking
24 Fretless – Let Go The Past (Jazz.K.lipa Remix)
25 Smiley Culture – Police Officer (Jinx In Dub & Gella Jungle Justice Remix)
26 JFB – Nobody Else
27 Deekline & Ed Solo – Top Ranking
28 Dub Pistols – Mucky Weekend (ft Rodney P)
29 Freestylers & Stereo Type ft Takura – The Comign Storm (Ed Solo Remix)
30 Dreadsquad ft Dr Ring Ding – Your Sound Is Done (J Bostron Remix)
31 JFB – Across The Pond
32 Wizard – Phenomenon One ft Rebel MC & Lady Chann
33 Backdraft – Skreamin Out Loud (D-Region & Code Remix)
34 Mooqee & Herbgrinder ft Greg Blackman – Rain
35 DJ Fresh – Gold Dust (Hedspins Shy FX No DnB Edit)
36 C@ In The H@ – Swing Sound Of ’88
37 Swing Republic – High Hat
38 Blak Twang ft JahMali – So Rotton (Cut La Vis Remix)

Easy all, and a warmest of welcomes to my/our/your latest..Spinforth’s Biweekly SoundCloud Scour #84.

Fat Harry has definitely had a much much more eventful day than myself this week, so..with the exception Scouring n delivering this week’s supported pot of ultra tasty 100% FREE tunes, including no less than 5 ultra tasty Scour Exclusives..I’m pretty much handing the reigns entirely over to him this week (..please read on, all will soon become apparent how his day has hands down beaten my latest hectic n crap day at my 9-5 office). Juuuust before I do though, I must take this opportunity to make anyone and everyone residing in the South West (..more specifically, Kernow) very aware of the following Scour Records Party event happening in Fal Town **THIS FRIDAY/TOMORROW NIGHT**. Please just clickety click upon the following event banner for full details…

Checked? Sweet. Hope to see YOUR most awesomest party face there then. Now without further ado do do..heeeeres Harry!

Cheers pard! Yep, epic day that. Speed awareness course done. Set off from Cornwall nice and early this morning with my brand new birthday car stereo all primed for a 7 hour round trip to Dorchester. iPod filled with fresh scour goodness, sun shining, blue sky, chance of strong wind later. Filled the van up with diesel and realised i’d left the stereo cable for the iPod back at the house. Meh, DAB radio baby! Only I couldn’t get a station, couldn’t tune it in to anything. Bugger it, i’d wasted enough time and google maps was telling me I didn’t have the time to head home. No sexy stereo, but blue sky and sun shine, that would have to do. Half an hour in to the journey the power steering went. Hmmm, that was a bastard, the van’s a bit of an ox, never mind. Blue sky, sun, a bit of an upper body work out, all good…..until I hit the A35, then tractors all the way! Was today national tractor day? I was following the slowest, biggest tractors driven by the farmiest farmers in the world ever, I could literally smell the badger on them. I spent the last 40 miles tail gating, speeding, overtaking, undertaking, basically breaking a whole raft more rules of the highway code to get to the bloody speed awareness course in deepest Dorchester than the one rule I did break (coming back from a gig a 4.15 in the morning!) I arrived just as they were about to lock the doors in a state of quiet road rage (with ‘no power steering’ post work out wobbly arms)

Course done, I had a clear run back to write the scour blurb. No sweat. An hour in and Spinforth sent me a text to see how the course went and my expected ETA. With my new safe driving knowledge I pulled over and removed the keys from the ignition before I called him back – I asked him if that was part of the test – we lolled. As I got back in the car the battery light went on, alternator gone. That would explain the lack of power steering then! Wind was picking up, sky was going grey…

By the time I hit the motorway the weather had gone all out biblical. The rain was too much even for ‘triple-extremo’ windscreen wiper speed, the wind was so horrendous I was white knuckled on the steering wheel with my hands gripping on for dear life at the ‘ten to two’ position, assisted by my knees at what can only be described as the ‘twenty past eight’ position just to keep on the road! The muscles were burning, I was cursing like a farmer and driving no faster than if I was in a big tractor reeking of all manner of badgery. Trying to ‘drive’ that van in those conditions was like trying to keep an angry, writhing, bucking goat with guns attached to it in a constant choke hold to prevent it from shooting me, whilst I was wearing stilettos and we were both on a trampoline. I was still an hour away from home when a thick cloud of fog descended, I couldn’t believe it, it was like some funny bastard threw a wet duvet over me and the goat and the guns and stilettos. It couldn’t get any worse I thought to myself….just as my lights started to fade and my windscreen wipers started to slow down. Arrrgh! Still 40 miles away from home! Those were some of the hardest miles of my driving life! Forget the speed awareness course! I’ve just returned from a ‘wrestling a gun totting goat on a trampoline in stilettos with a duvet with no windscreen wipers or lights in triple driving rain through a blanket of thick fog in the darkness course! And I survived! I want a cuddle.

Just to write the scour

So here goes,

Enjoy! x

 
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Big things afoot for Imagine This (IT to you and me). Crazy-rad MC skills from New Zealand’s finest. You might have heard him on the recent Ghetto Funk release he had with Funk Ferret, super fine that was too (..we get chocolate cabana bars from Slim’s secret stash he hid in the eighties every time we name drop a GF EP). Anyhoo, IT, super slick, you’ll love his SoundCloud and you’ll need to keep an eye on him, before he explodes! Not literally. Hopefully. Definitely. 85bpm ▼

Top hip hoppery from Ben Hedibi – I seem to recall he’s been Scoured before, this is a quality slab of classic Hip Hop, proper moody and ‘gun fingaz’. I’ll be back in a sec, just going to see if there’s any chocolate coins left from Christmas that I can sellotape to my digits so I can give this track it’s proper bling rating… …damn! I Bloody ate them all! DOWNLOAD LINK AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 92bpm ▼

SCOUR #84 EXCLUSIVE #1: Maybe Greece’s DJ INKO can lend me some bling? Yep, he’s here again, and offering up another mighty fine hip hop cut, on a reggae vibed tip this Scour..so fresh you can still see the blood globules on it from all the prison tats. Yes! How many Scours on the trot is this for him now?? Anyone not yet following his Facebook Fan Page and/or SoundCloud PLEEEEASE get involved immediately and BEFORE grabbing your very very kindly donated >>100% SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<<. What a proper and true Scour legend..he even found time to deliver this week’s Scour pic too. Time now to show him oodles of player comment love in courteous return! 95bpm ▼

Djtzinas has been away from the Scour for a while, hatching plans for world domination probably, or wrestling goats, or both! Who knows! As long as he keeps releasing dance floor sunshine bombs like this he can do whatever he wants! Skank me like you want it. DOWNLOAD LINK AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 98bpm ▼

Scoured Cream Vol.02 Superstars Basement Freaks are keeping it all sunshine vocoda, P-funk and sex-nasty brass! Oh what brass! I can hardly hit the right keys on the keyboard i’m swaggering that hard. So P-funk it hurts. The biggest compliment I can pay them is that it makes this pasty fat ginger kid from England feel like the Mr Boombastic love child of Bootsy and Huggy Bear. We play both types here mister; Starsky AND Hutch. This absolute gem being offered up for FREE to celebrate the imminent arrival of the incredible “Funk From The Trunk” album release on Jalapeno Records, available to purchase >>RIGHT HERE<<from next Monday! Oooh..and scroll down a bit for your SCOUR EXCLUSIVE showing of the accompanying video. Thanks for the early hook up G’, you’re a true gent! 95bpm ▼

ACCOMPANYING SCOUR #84 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO (courtesy of Maculate & Amp’l Beats):

Oh my word, whom has Spinforth freshly Scoured up for us all here then!? Keeping all the swag and adding a massive dollop of “FENTON!” is this cheeky beast from Austria’s Speo. Understated and also fearsome. Like a dog chasing deer through Richmond park. Speo, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I love you and i’m now following you sir! Welcome to The Scour! 100bpm ▼

SCOUR #84 EXCLUSIVE #2: We have had our thumbs up so hard and so rigidly for this next tune at HKPP HQ that I’ve had to create my very own muscle relaxant based on KY Jelly, Deep Heat and stinging nettles just to help loosen us up. Scoured Cream Vol.02 Superstars Warp9 (<< please follow) have teamed up with Switzerland's Essex Groove (<< please follow too) to give us the exceedingly good stuff. Makes me want to make a montage of me learning to play the harmonica (..I want to play a harp more than anything…but I don't actually like the idea of putting and sliding all that spit and metal in my mouth - fillings). Please ensure you are following all aforementioned SoundCloud links (just click on the artist names!!) BEFORE going in for your very very kindly donated >>SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<<. Awesome fellas..more please! 100bpm ▼

SCOUR #84 EXCLUSIVE #3: This next kindly donated exclusive properly brought the tent down when we played it out at the Masked Ball last weekend, and was one of the reasons I was so excited with my new van stereo and my 7 hours to enjoy this on a few repeats, you can see/hear why! Top top work Leo, Spinforth advised me you were one to watch quite a while back now..as per he’s/you’ve just proven him right – You can be my pants swinger anytime x Get involved in your >>SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< folks. 100bpm ▼

How mental do you like your swing? This mental? A bit less? Step forward the good gentleman Banja for his debut Scouring. He’s got you covered! Goosebumpz and Parov Stelar, very swing, very different. Friendly, warm and slightly disconcerting, like entering a supermarket and seeing a dog tied up outside waiting patiently for its owner to return, the dog is cute-ish and completely non aggressive, it’s making no movement or gesture other than having a huge erection and tracking your every move. Good work here dude, welcome to The Scour! 105bpm ▼

SCOUR #84 EXCLUSIVE #4: Incoming! Another huge tune that saw me pawing and slobbering over Spinforth at the ball last weekend. I told Tamar (aka lady Spinforth) there was nothing dodgy going on! I squarely blame Howla for being an utter funk don. You know someone’s a bit special when, oooooh probably his last three tunes I’ve dropped my sandwich and made a beeline to ask ‘Who the hell is THIS?! Howla. That’s who. Dirty. And sexy…aaand with plenty more to forth come..so I reliably hear! Grab it, But only AFTER leaving your courteous comments please, via this >>SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< 105bpm ▼

Another Beatsmith & LaFunkt monster coming your way? Surely not! I’m afraid so. Sigh This was also lined up on today’s iPod ready for me to pretend to shoot lasers from my hand guns at the cows lining the route to the Dorchester speed awareness course. I’m gutted because a) it would have kept me amused for minutes and b) I seriously think the cows would have loved it and played along, possibly even saying “Owwww, he shot me!” and thrown down some epic pretend deaths to the horror of middle England. DOWNLOAD LINK AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 109bpm ▼

Oh yes he did! Scene sex machine Lebrosk, who is 100% the nicest man in the world, blends Palov’s ‘That’s All Folks’ with the Sugarhill Gang to great effect. I love lebrosk, I love palov, but who’s best? There’s only one way to find out…FIGHT! 110bpm ▼

Sammy Senior. New-age Gentleman, lover of fine moments, scholar of life, a joy to be around, owner of the devil’s very own pubic haircut, producer with all the destructive potential of three angry volcanoes. Check out his latest offering for the re-launch of the mighty (fellow blog brother ‘sports’ bum taps) Free Breaks Blog. Nice new look fella! (..another bum tap) Hehe, we do seriously love and appreciate the effort you put in but, it does feel a bit like this..in a good way. Top work Sammy, keep ‘em coming diablo! 110bpm ▼

Bro Safari take time away from what I suspect isn’t shooting boys with tranq darts from jeeps painted in zebra colours (..but should be!) to bring us this Moomby Bomb! I love it! Even though I (and Spinforth) still ‘technically’ don’t like Moombah, but this is absolutely double ok duck! DOWNLOAD LINK AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 110bpm ▼

Hot on the heels of their last Scour appearance with a tidy Arrested Development mash, Dusty Tonez continue to roll out the (once again) free good stuff. Low slung sleazy wobble funk over a pinch of 2pac and Dre’s California. like mixing chocolate, fudge and tizer, you can’t help but come up with pure win. Top blending fella! DOWNLOAD LINK AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 110bpm ▼

Ferris Beuller. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? Anyone? Anyone know? Scour people? Anyone know what vice president Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something something Petto? Anyone? JAPetto! That’s who! Oh yeah (bam bam) (chick)…(chikka chikka) DOWNLOAD LINK AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 112bpm ▼

SCOUR #84 EXCLUSIVE #5: Scour Superdooperstar J-Sound missed the deadline for the C2C Happy entry date. This makes him very :sad face: However we completely and utterly less than three him (you know..’<3 him'..yeah Spinforth didn't get it either!) because, whilst we make all the politically correct commiseration noises, his sadfacedness is our secretly unabashed happy glee-filled faces as we get to get a copy of it! Everyone, please send J-sound your happiest most saddest faces x ..and then, and only then feel free to grab your 5th and final >>SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< 113bpm ▼

The Funky Boogie Brothers ask us what is Skeewiff? Ha, we ALL KNOW by now what skeewiff is. Skeewiff is the joy of shooting real cows in lush fields with pretend lasers from your fingers as you drive past them in the summer with the roof down and your hair streaming glitter rainbows of Timotei and wham bars! We knows it! It’s also this rather splendid piece of, Skee-approved! (..although somehow Spinforth spied it first) bigbeat awesomeness. 125bpm ▼

Ennio Maccaroni is back! The musical motorcycle chop shop repair man returns with his own special and compellingly unique style. The only thing that’s constant is that he normally appears in the Scour a couple of tracks before the curveball, other than that he’s the grand master of styles. Like a Kung Fu Gok Wan (..look at the bangers on that!) 130bpm ▼

Oh this next one’s a doozey! Musical Haagen Dazs ‘pralines and cream’ dribbled over the naked teets of Fred Flinstone’s pet dinosaur. Cherenkov Riddim, click their ‘follow’ button, we believe there’ll be much to tickle your fancy’s on their page, it’s absolutely chock full of block rocking good things. Yabba Dabba Dooooo! Aaaaand..welcome to The Scour! P.S. Trouble grabbing the DL? – it’s a right click and save as jobby. 175bpm ▼

And ‘almost’ finally.. Curveball’s. I love ‘em..this one by U9lift no exception. I usually hand you back to Spinforth so he can wrap things up as I metaphorically backflip out of the blog, slapping myself on the back for a job well done (even though I’m not sure that more than three or four of you read the accompanying blurb – and hey, I don’t judge, sometimes i’m so busy I have to put ‘have a poo’ into my daily schedule assistant else I don’t get to go (until it’s way too late). As i’m on an epic roll today, thanks to my near death biblical murderous goat wrestling awareness course, I thought i’d see this one through to the very end and Uh oh!…once again it’s too late! I forgot to update my scheduling assistant! :walks like an Egyptian away from the blog and upstairs to the toilet: – :Shouts down the stairs: “Until next time scour pals!” 77/154bpm ▼

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Beating The Crates 20130504 by Hong Kong Ping Pong on Mixcloud

Morphosis steps up to the plate once again with Hong Kong Ping Pong‘s ‘Beating The Crates in association with Ghetto Funk’ show, broadcast live on NSB Radio, this weeks show features amongst other things a selection of tunes from the new Breakbeat Paradise Remixed Compilation!

Huge love to all the Masked Ballers who came and partied with us in Wunderland on saturday night I think you’ll agree it was a rather special evening! xxx

This show is now available to download from the NSB Radio Archives, if you enjoy it please click the ♥ to favorite this cloudcast and help spread the Ghetto Funk sound far and wide!

Tracklist:

01 Swing Republic – Cryin’ At Daybreak (ft Howlin’ Wolf)
02 Roux Spana – 7th Week (We’re Almost There)
03 MF Doom – Benzie Box (Opiuo Rework)
04 DJ LK – Nabby Riddim (ft Nabby Clifford)
05 JFB – Swing Bum
06 Masjed Up Funk – Door Stoppa
07 Andy Taylor – Happy People
08 BadboE – Freak Hop Part 2 (Morlack Remix)
09 JFB – Swing Ye Beard (ft Beardyman)
10 Opiuo – Fizzy Tickler
11 Spoonbill – Munstermec (HKPP Edit)
12 Calagad13 – I Can Make You Dance (Nynfus Corporation Remix)
13 Defkline & Red Polo – It Ain’t All Good
14 Dancefloor Outlaws – You Hear Me
15 Kool Hertz – Whatta Joint (BadboE Remix)
16 Basement Freaks – Six Million Ways To Roll
17 B-Side – Yeah
18 Beatsmith & LaFunkt – Zebra Funk
19 Andy Taylor – Guajira Starr
20 Kill Paris – To A New Earth (Gramatik Remix)
21 Tom Drummond – Rock The Rhythm (Mustabeat Crew Remix)
22 Daft Punk – Get Lucky (WBBL Remix)
23 Illbilly Hitec – East To West
24 DJ Prosper ft Azaxx – HMR (Ez Icarus Remix)
25 Michael DeVellis – Turtle Love
26 JayL Funk – Monkey Phonk (JayL Funk Remix)
27 DJ LK – Mr Brown In Copacabana
28 Dancefloor Outlaws – Yes
29 Mandorli – Squash
30 PuRe SX & Mutantbreakz – Another Day
31 DJ Rudd – Shake It Out (BadboE Remix)
32 Stanton Warriors – M P C
33 Baseface – Forgive Me Not
34 Josh Money – Love Like That Again (Fog Remix)
35 Stanton Warriors – Where’s The Beef
36 Lethalness – Shout It Loud (Instrumental)
37 DJ LK – Balanca O Seu Ganha Pao
38 Backdraft – Skreaming Out Loud (Instrumental)
39 JFB – Nobody Else
40 Freestylers & Stereo Type ft Takura – The Coming Storm (Ed Solo Remix)
41 Ed Solo & Stickybuds – Joker Smoker

Easy all, and welcome to your latest edition of the Spinforth & Fat Harry show..much more commonly also known as around these parts..Spinforth’s Biweekly SoundCloud Scour #83.

Turns out both myself and Fat Harry are running a lottle bit late with Scourceedings™ tonight, so..we’re both on a mega speed blurbing mission to try and catch up a bit and in an attempt not to keep too many of your ears up all night! Just before you all drop down below to visit Harry..here’s me very swiftly throwing down a few courteous thank you’s whilst I await Fat Harry to fill my inbox with his blurb!

First up..numerous absolutely enorrrrmous thank you’s to YOU! Yeah you. Yep, and you. And of course, most definitely you too!! Thank you to EVERYBODY whom delivered their word spreading thumbs all over previous Scour #82. You’ve only all gone and delivered it a world record smashing thumb score! Not just any old world record though, oh no far from it..Scour #82 has become the first Scour post EVER to break the 1000+ thumb barrier. Absolutely INCREDIBLE show of support which has made me a very happy Squirrel. Cheeeeers all.

Moving swiftly on..two more thank you’s before handing you over to Harry. A couple of tasty looking videos arrived at Scour Records HQ this week, big big thanks for those going out to…

Maculate, who delivers a quality little vid to accompany Warp9′s brilliant ‘Lucas With The Glitch On’, taken from ‘Scoured Cream Vol.02‘.

Aaaand also to PureSoul & Amp’l Beats for serving up this incredible, and now **FULL LENGTH** version of Basement Freaks absolutely enormous ‘Insane Brains’, again taken from ‘Scoured Cream Vol.02‘.

Release date: **OUT NOW**

So, before my completely useless broadband connection decides to flip out on me again, I’m calling that an Intro, and swiftly signing out to grab some much needed sleep! Hoping everyone finds something that their ears love as much as mine amongst this Scour’s 100% FREE Scoured n delivered treats! In my fussy ears opinion every single one of the 21 tunes supported below is a winner..but then this is The Scour, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

Supportive word spreading thumbs at the ready, heeerrres Harry..

Enjoy! x

 
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Two more Scour weeks have passed and Sir Attenborough is still alive! :joint high fives: I’m making the most of the time we have left with the National Treasure. Sadly I have had to stop falling asleep to his natural history shows after a particularly savage dream about a troupe of sexually active monkeys that left me traumatised and in a lot of phantom pain for days. I’m all good, the mental scars are healing and i’m now getting comfortable drifting off at bedtime with Sir Brian Cox.

First up tonight is a real winner and perfect Scour starter for ten. Spain’s Yuanan (J.A.R) gets all skunky over Missy Elliot – who wouldn’t if we’re being honest? ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 84bpm ▼

I woke up last night at half past stupid busting for a pee. Determined to keep in ‘the zone’ I went to the toilet with my eyes closed, I missed the toilet, peed all over my leg and caught my toe on the edge of the bath. After a massive bout of super quiet screaming and cleaning up I hopped back to bed all bitter and full of self loathing. Awake I powered up Facebook to see if anyone else’s life was worse than mine and found this bad boy from Will Streetwise, as I lay there all tension melted away and I was sleeping like a baby before the end of the track. It’s either full of win or full of rohypnol. You decide! 87bpm ▼

Titan Sound‘s Pappa Demus liberally splashes the kind of skank i’d welcome on my leg. Honestly, he’s that much a nice bloke you wouldn’t begrudge him even if it wasn’t skank. 90bpm ▼

Temple of Boon‘s up next, still skankadelic with a very tidy bit of vocal action from the D&D Allstars (Amazing). We know you’re gonna dig this! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 91bpm ▼

SCOUR #83 EXCLUSIVE #1: Monster alert! We can pretty much guarantee this will be in all your sets this weekend….and next weekend….hell, this will be there for years! Titan Sound‘s Selecta DEMO (hang about..both halves of Titan Sound in the same Scour..is this a first!?) teams up with Blend Mishkin to bring you the summer lovin’. Time to treat your crates via clicking on the following very kindly donated >>100% SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< 92bpm ▼

Utter sex machine Mr Fresh picks up the pace but still keeps it ‘Big with Reg’. ‘Is that slash on guitar?’ I hear you ask, no sirs and sirellas, that’s DJ Alias! 100bpm ▼

SCOUR #83 EXCLUSIVE #2: What do cows, boats, Nans, jazz fans and suspect packages have in common? Anyone? They should NEVER be rocked. Howla don’t give a f*nk, he metaphorically just put my Nitroglycerin in the pockets of my Nan’s favourite cardigan, put her on the back of a cow called count Bessey from Ronnie Scott prize winning herd and shoved hard! Boom! Get busy clicking on your very own Skeewiff approved, >>SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< 100bpm

SCOUR #83 EXCLUSIVE #3: Get your monacles out, it’s time for a bit of cheek to cheek action. (Not like that Sammy!) Sine Sickness is back for his thoroughly deserved Scour hat trick, bringing the ‘how very dare you’ to the table, dropping his trousers and showing off his very swingy pantaloons. Featuring MC Dubba Beatz raising his blunderbuss and slicing us to smithereens..and oh, it’s just lovely! And, it all yours via getting busy with your click on this >>SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< 100bpm

New favourite C@ in the H@ flings another dark swing treat our way like a frantic funk monkey. Our ears believe he’s utterly blessed..and fast becoming Miss HKPP/Lady Spinforth’s favourite too (..no one tell Bobby C!). Top top work again fella! Great to welcome you back to The Scour! 100bpm

This is absolute dynamite from DJ Sol Rising, he is the sound of Ghetto Funk going all ‘Sergeant Pepper’ on our asses and it’s beautiful. I don’t know if I want to become a boxer or join the Hare Krishna. :Gives him a hug, then pushes him away and bounces around him with ma dukes up, then hugs him again, and cries, and gives him a flower: DOWNLOAD BUTTON AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD. 104bpm

DJ INKO‘s back! That should be his slogan, he should have it on the back of his Dizzy Jam t-shirts. Chrispop says it best on the track comments; ‘Yep. Straight up winner’. Nothing more to say other than……please do that with your T-shirt DJ INKO, thankyouplease! DOWNLOAD BUTTON AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD. 106bpm ▼

More dance floor gold from Dusty Tonez to celebrate the release of his new EP which you can grab >>RIGHT HERE<<. This one will be in your set tonight, sure as eggs is eggs! DOWNLOAD BUTTON AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD. 110bpm ▼

Hold it. Can I get a drum roll please? Spinforth, this is rubbish. We need to invest in a drum rolling machine! How else are we supposed to introduce the man, the lover, the legend, SLYNK! This is an absolute bomb too – as if it would be anything less, I know. He keeps upping the funk ante, just when you think his last track was possibly the funkiest track you’d ever heard, he pops along all hair and coolness and out funks himself. Incredible man, incredible production, Incredible glasses, blinding tuuuune! 110bpm ▼

Technically I don’t really like Moombah, BUT..some of my most favourite dance floor peak bombs are Moombah, all the Moombah we’ve posted in the Scour, that we technically didn’t like, I also love. Oh, and I treasure all of SelectaDEMO’s Moombah mixes too, so..I suppose it’s no surprise that I really love this track from freshly Scoured (..courtesy of a Chrispop tip off) 2irie, even though I technically don’t x 110bpm ▼

‘One to watch’ Buddy Breakz/Tobe Tronic from Germany shows exactly why they’re one to be watched. No, not by licking the sugar from your donuts and putting them back in your cupboard (..although I hear he does that too) but by releasing beauty breaks. We have our ears on you sir! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 110bpm ▼

Oh my. DJ Dub:ra compresses the shizzle out of A.Skillz, Works a treat too. From now on when I see them on telly I’m going to call them Zub:ra’s and imagine them dancing to this. Possibly also moonwalking. 111bpm ▼

Coops crack’s open a bottle of tasteful Glitch Jazz. Can I call it Gizzle? Glazzle? Gachz? Hmmm, just sound like porn mags from the eighties. Let’s just call it that CooPs is a legend and he always brings the good times – No Sammy, not those kind of good times! Sorry CooPster! 113bpm ▼

SCOUR #83 EXCLUSIVE #4: Holy Smokes he’s done it again! Some things go together like….a hand in a glove. Heh, kill me now. Seriously, some things are mean’t to be together. Starsky and Hutch, Cheese and biscuits, pants and socks, serial killers and help with sofas in the back of vans, ebony and ivory, and WBBL and Daft Punk..let’s not ever forget the gloriousness of >>THIS<< (from waaaaay back in Scour #17 times). Now Joe throws his love lassie over another Daft Punk tune, and comes up with sheer gold! Shredded! Time at last for you to get involved with this VERY VERY kindly donated >>SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<<. 116bpm ▼

Often artist names and tune titles don’t necessarily reflect the content of the track. They can be a bit ambiguous, arty or utterly leftfield. Not here friends, oh no. Let out your inner electro, get thee to the centre of the dance floor, loosen those slacks and throw down some serious robot moves for Norway’s Blowshitup 123bpm ▼

All round top eggs and top cats, Dutty Moonshine grab the bull by the horns and throw down some serious bouncy swing bizzle. Top track – top artwork. Although, i’m pretty sure that lady in the picture is wearing one of my very sheer socks as a glove. Not that it wouldn’t be the first time. I digress. This is a Bang Bang Banger! Get to it! 128bpm ▼

Aaaaand finally, back over to Spin’ for this Scour’s Curveball. Cheers pard, saved the bacon once again! Australia’s JR.Dynamite Edits deservedly lands this week’s Curveball spot, with this genius, beautiful and top top quality mashup of Ben Harper Vs Grandmaster Flash. Trust me..this works an absolute treat! Warm welcome to the Scour dude..this is grrreat! 108bpm ▼

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Beating The Crates 20130420 by Hong Kong Ping Pong on Mixcloud

Morphosis steps up to the plate once again with Hong Kong Ping Pong‘s ‘Beating The Crates in association with Ghetto Funk’ show, broadcast live on NSB Radio, this weeks show features amongst other things a peak at the next FREE Ghetto Funk release!

This show is now available to download from the NSB Radio Archives, if you enjoy it please click the ♥ to favorite this cloudcast and help spread the Ghetto Funk sound far and wide!

Tracklist:

01: Kid Kasino – Swingin’ On Nuthin’
02: Indiginus – 3D
03: C@ In Th H@ – Mr Wiseguy
04: Monetrik – Au Revoir Boogaloo
05: Opiou & Otis Redding – Get No (Dr Spider Mashup)
06: Big Pun & Fat Joe vs Poldoore – Twinz (My Therapist Skylarking Remix)
07: Cervendos & Freakvent Flote – Dafunq
08: Palov – Cumbia Mamacita
09: MF Doom – Benzie Box (Opiuo Rework)
10: Da Youngsta’s – Iz U Wit Me (Dj Inko Remix)
11: Weareroots – Watch Dem A Watch We For (Blend Mishkin Remix)
12: The Roots vs James Brown – Talkin Loud And Sayin Nothin (Feva Mash)
13: C2C & Busta Rhymes – Happy Get Down (Bruce Missile ReRub)
14: Mr 50 – Reeses Pieces
15: Lethalness – Keep The Flow
16: The Alkaholiks – Likwit (Cheapshot Remix)
17: Basement Freaks – Clap Ya Hands
18: Dr. John – Right Place, Wrong Time (Dj Yamin 2013 Remix)
19: Kenny Ball – Midnight In Moscow (Sine Sickness Remix)
20: Kitten & The Hip -Shut Up And Dance (Captain Flatcap Remix)
21: Parker – Real95
22: Basement Freaks vs J5 – In Da Cash (Dj Steve Jones Mash)
23: Father Funk – Old School
24: Woohoo Revue – Babushka (Dephicit & DonJohnston Remix)
25: Cedar Senior – Get On Down
26: B-Side – Bag It Up ft Detta
27: Kill Paris – Baby Come Back (Featurecast Remix)
28: Blunt Instrument – Traffic Fines
29: LaFunkt – Time Runner
30: B-Side – Clap Ya Hands
31: Basement Freaks – Six Million Ways To Roll
32: Notorious B.I.G. – Dead Wrong (Aditup Remix)
33: Oliver – Night Is On My Mind (SkiiTour Edit)
34: Beatsmith & LaFunkt – Zebra Funk
35: Tom Showtime – Got To B-Real
36: B-Side – Stylin
37: The Allergies – You Wouldn’t Know
38: Busta – Heard It Like This
39: Slamboree – Big Badda Boomtown (Waggles Remix)
40: Frenic – Bring It Back

Easy all, pleasure to announce..we’re back! Please excuse the extended Easter desertion..an exceedingly eventful and hectic March required an additional chilled out week away from my virtual word, to recharge the Scour batteries and enjoy a little more ‘real life’ than I get time to most weeks. Was bloody lush! Can’t say the same for the backlog it created though! Still ploughing my way through last bits of that (..your reply is forthcoming!)..but, with the steadfast assistance of Fat Harry on blurb duty, we have successfully (..i hope/think) managed to Scour n deliver a suitably tasty inflated (to make up for the missing week) fresh Scour #82 for you all. Here’s us both welcoming you to your..Spinforth’s Biweekly SoundCloud Scour #82.

So yeah March was nuts! The completely unexpected, overwhelming, yet very very happy Breakspoll win, followed swiftly by Scoured Cream: Vol.02′s release arrival, followed the very next day by Tremor Soundsystem presenting Scour Records Launch Party at The Lanes (..what a sweet night that was!), and then..just a few day’s later ‘Vol.02′ lands our 2nd number one across all genres over at Juno Download. A truly mental month! Just wanted to give out one last public shout out of my sincerest of thank YOU’s to ALL whom have spent some of their hard earned pennies picking Vol.02. I can confirm that you are all rad, and have extremely good taste in ace tunes!

Anyone reading this whom has absolutely no idea what I’m going on about, please feel free to treat your ears to the SoundCloud set immediately below. Please excuse the shameless self promo in advance, I’d be foolish not to attempt to lure a few last straggling purchasers..rest assured this will be it’s final little push via Scour Power!

Release date: **OUT NOW**

Right..So that’s my latest excuse of an intro over! Time now to unleash no less than 28x 100% FREE tunes, including 3x kindly donated exclusives that, along with Fat Harry, constitute the main ingredients of your fresh Scour #82! Supportive word spreading thumbs at the ready, tuck your gorgeous ears in, aaaand…

Enjoy! x

 
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Sniff the glove! No? Oh…. I don’t blame you, especially knowing the amount of veterinary birthing’s i’ve been involved with these past few weeks. Kiss the ring then? No? I don’t blame you for that either! Although the wrestling in Nicaragua were some of the cleanest bouts i’ve ever fought! (no biting, gouging or angry hooking) Lick the Chalice? yes? result! I knew you had a certain twinkle in your eye! Good news is it’s not my Chalice you’ll be licking, it’ll be the long legged lover from Leeds…….DeeeeeeeJaaaaaaay LeyyyyyyyyGooooooo! turning his finely chiseled hands over Guinney Pepper’s vocal, with two fingers of Sister Nancy underneath. Top work fella and welcome back to The Scour! 85bpm ▼

A warm Scour welcome back to My Therapist! The lovely fella hasn’t appeared since……ooooh, Scour 42! (One of the best Scour pictures ever in our opinion) Wow, I was like, 12 years old then! Back then he was tastefully mashing Rodney P and The Artifacts, he’s only back again tastefully mashing up more top reggae/hip hop goodies for your ears/eyes/balls to love. Purleaseee check out his SoundCloud bio – it’s sheer class, like a pair of posh lady tights. 95bpm ▼

Keeping in the raggedy hippity hoppity intro’s we so love at The Scour, please find enclosed this super fine mash of Express Yourself from Temple Of Boon (He’s from New Zealand dontchaknow!) Roots Manuva & Chali 2na chaser. Down the hatch? ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 96bpm ▼

If you’re going to lose your Scour virginity it might as well be with a track that EVERYONE WILL CHEW YOUR ARM OFF FOR! Ha! Welcome to The Scour Dr. Spider and very excellent work indeed. I was gutted to have missed out on the recent Opiuo tour due to him playing every damn night we were. This helps makes up for it! Make sure you leave him a heart and a comment (Or we’ll take you out danger dogging) x 95bpm ▼

…Or we could tap the main source! Danger Doom get’s the treatment from the man himself. Opiuo has all the traits a real man should have. Strong hands, firm breasts, big bushy beard, the ability to take down a bear with one punch. What’s not to love here! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 97bpm ▼

We’ve been tapping our camel toes to this all week in HKPP HQ, between bouts of ‘Guess Who’ with the squirrel and ‘baby oil twister wrestling’ with Morphosis (Naked from the waist down) Warp9 are obviously legends and Kenny Beeper is a proper dance floor hustler who knows his beans. Warp9′s original is immense, Kenny’s re-rub pours sex glitter all over it. Double Boom! 100bpm ▼

Get your tabla’s out for the lads! New Scour legend, DJ Inko‘s back again with a veritable Bollywood bomb! If you find yourselves bellydancing towards the kettle or boggling off to the toilet, consider yourselves fairly warned. The man is on fire! (..we recommend sudocrem for that). ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 98bpm ▼

Cheeky mash for all of you funkdoobiests who love a bit of refreshed and revajazzled James Brown. I know I do! DJ Feva asks you to lie still whilst he artfully applies the glue and the beads to your Essex pitchers mound. Serve me up a ‘slow knuckler’! 99bpm ▼

SCOUR #82 EXCLUSIVE #1: C2C! Why?! I don’t know! How can you improve an already perfect tune? Well, those dudes know better than us mere mortals and as i’m sure anyone with a Facebook account opened this past week has realised, they’ve thrown their ‘Happy’ stems up for all the hound dogs to sink their teeth into. No-one has a keener nose or sharper teeth than big balled Bruce. Mr Missile steps right up with a nicely slowed right-the-hell down version for the strollers out there, not. Get your very kindly donated Scour Exclusive on to your iPod quick smart, via this! >> >>100% SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< 100bpm ▼

SCOUR #82 EXCLUSIVE #2: Set pantaloons for ‘swing’! Chrispop drops his funky biscuits over this Balkan Gem from Kaligola Disco Bazar. Chris encourages you to check out the band >>HERE<<. After being horribly robbed of all his cash and valuables recently, we urge you to help him back on to the oligarch road by visiting his Poppin’ Style Emporium. All done? Sweet. So now it’s time to get involved with Scour #82′s second (of three) Exclusives, via this kindly donated >>SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< 102bpm ▼

It Takes Two To Tango is one of those artists you can’t believe hasn’t been in The Scour before. Thanks to our friends at Bassfunk for flagging up his skills a few months ago. Our apologies though, we’ve been taking our tops off and playing volleyball on the beach to this for ages. It wasn’t until the squirrel spiked me earlier this week, we tripped and stumbled. He fell into my arms and said ‘you can be my wing man anytime’ that we snapped out of it and thought we’d better share his SoundCloud quick sharp. Like we’re supposed to! 104bpm ▼

We had the extreme pleasure of playing on the same bill as Captain Flatcap a few weeks ago. These gentlemen are as sharp as a bag of bobcats. About to take the world by storm we reckon (Spin’..have you made that call yet? Ahh yes..silly question). Personally I think a Flatcap Sex Machine can’t be too far off. Sure fire festival winners, if they’re on the bill do make sure you get your doff on, you won’t be dissapointed. Oh….and a big big welcome to The Scour! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 105bpm ▼

Three Scour virgins in a row? It sounds like the plot of either a nursery rhyme or a particularly horrific eastern european porn/horror movie. Fear Not! It’s JiggyJoe! Hang on! How the hell are you a virgin Joe? You’ve had more hot mashups than i’ve had hot pot dinners! Anyhow, a very warm welcome sir! 105bpm ▼

SCOUR #82 EXCLUSIVE #3: Sex bomb Father Funk thanks his recently reached three thousand SoundCloud followers with this set ripper. His tallness is not only a pin up, a top producer, a perfect place to meet in public places, he’s also a lovely geezer and an absolute player! I don’t really know what that means, but by christ he is one! Grab your third and final very very kindly donated >>100% SCOUR EXCLUSIVE DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT HERE<< and right now you sexy things! And as Spin’ would say..’almightiest of UP’s buddy..thoroughly deserved!’ Spooky..it’s almost as though he’s in the room!? 106bpm ▼

Another camel toe tapper, DJ O’Tools has been on our HQ sound system all week. I played this in the car when I went dogging earlier and had one of my best night’s ever. A couple of owls, a cat, three badgers and a particularly fine fox. Love fully expressed! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 106bpm ▼

DJ Steve Jones makes full use of the Basement Freaks Cash Money stems and comes up with the goods yet again. If we did a Scour Top Trumps, Steve would score the highest in ‘one man funk army power’. A stone cold machine! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 106bpm ▼

Lovers of the finer things on soundcloud will already know all about Fingerman. Pedigree oozes out of his Cloud like Linseed oil rubbed into a particularly cherished Gunn and Moore cricket bat. Or the flaps of an extremely dastardly deer stalker. Or the lipstick of a favoured red setter. I love it! 107bpm ▼

Tasty original mid-tempo funk groover from Cedar Senior up next. He’s one to watch this year according to the squirrel himself (..and who are we to argue!?). Hmmm..I sense something chewing in those funk hoarding cheeks. Guess time will soon tell. Maybe it’s worth everyone who’s not already getting involved in Cedars SoundCloud and Facebook Fan Page ahead of that aforementioned telling time! 107bpm ▼

Bring on the virgins! Not now Joe! Ladies and gentlemen may we introduce you to the very sexy swagger of LaFunkt. Vancouver based wobble tiger! Stand in the sweet spot of your speakers and freak out! If this was Daft Punk’s new tune we’d all be soiling ourselves. I say let’s pretend it is and bring on the soil! 110bpm ▼

What else can we bring on? Virgins, check. Night soil. Check. Ummmmm, trumpets? Owwww! WHO THREW THAT SHOE?! These aren’t just any old trumpets, these are the mighty Blunt Instrument‘s trumpets! The Gods of Glitch have been away from The Scour for too long! They’ve not been idle though. We hope you’ve been loving their recent EP’s as much as we have. 110bpm ▼

Listening to your mixtapes, Mandorli seems to have been as loved by you as he is by us. Solid HKPP fodder these past six months. He ups his tempo on a brand new FREE EP (released by Moshbit Records), we’ve picked the title track Miami Spins, but they’re both immense buzz saw funk tunes. Like the sound of having your wisdom teeth taken out but feeling no pain… 110bpm ▼

I honestly don’t know how Timothy Wisdom isn’t president of the world yet. He’s talented in every aspect of the game. He is heartbreakingly the nicest guy in the universe, he’s polite, he has a beard, he can play the harp like a boss, he could drink us under the table and hold off a zombie attack. He also has the most unique set of chest hair ever given to a human man. Is it a unicorn? Is it a playboy bunny? It is the mark of a genius. I vote for him whatever he’s standing for – and you should too! 110bpm ▼

Busta is the man! If someone assassinated Timothy Wisdom (yeah, but please don’t!), Busta would become the next president of the world! Everything I said above about Tim Wisdom applies to Busta…except for the harp. And anyone can learn that old thing ..Just kidding! Busta is the second nicest man in the game and he deserves your love and support, if you see him in the flesh just run at him and give him a big hug, say it’s from me and he won’t cut you! His production is the dogs chops but seeing him live is a must, as is grabbing his recently unleashed 100% FREE 4 TRACK EP. Put him on your bucket list. 115bpm ▼

Have I really been at this for 6 hours?! I’d better start pulling my finger out, Spinforth wanted an early night..not morning! DJ Alias (Hello New Zealand!) is back! You should already be following this man, although hopefully not in real life as that might freak him out. (Waves skin suit at DJ MAARS) Feeling Good? That’ll be the massive amounts of xannax i just put in your tea x ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 120bpm ▼

Another big week for the gang of rapscallions at Slamboree HQ. Supporting Public Enemy! Hugest of ups, well earned and thoroughly deserved! How to top it off? Hmmm, why not release another Bomb! Like Captain Flatcap, these are definitely festival ‘must sees’ We can’t wait to catch them again at Boomtown. Scour Records ‘Scoured Cream: Vol.02′ star Waggles on remix duties here..top banana fella! 120bpm ▼

Talking of Boomtown, last year we were lucky enough to count the warm bosom of our friends at the Snow Dome Ice Bar as our base of operations. They looked after us with multiple offerings of sets/tea/iphone recharge points/warm love and we were fortunate to be able to hang out with Indidginus Top Dj, top producer and all round top fella! We’ve been loving his work all year but this one really made our knees tremble! If you have a spare five minutes you really would love a rummage through everything on his Cloud, we’re sure you’ll find some absolute golden gems. 174bpm ▼

Winding up for the big ending now..Dreadsquad back up in The Scour delivering a DnB flavoured belting beauty! Everyone roll your necks, gently from side to side please – I do not want any muscles pulled this late in the day! Ok good! Start rolling your shoulders, watch those elbows! Sorry madame! Ok, don’t roll your shoulders if you’re on the bus. Everyone else not on the bus, roll those shoulders, now backwards – oooooh yeah, feeling good? Right, you’re looking nice and loose. If you could just pop your clothes on the side…not for me! For Spin’ & the curveball! 176bpm ▼

Aaaand finally..let’s Curveball! Cheers Harry! Rock solid blurby skills once again..we thank you! So..not actually the curviest of curve balls in the word this week..infact in many a recent Scour this would have fitted in equally well in a ‘normal’ spot. I ran out of those this week though..but had to find this a spot. My fussy ears believe it to be lush, could only be made lusher with a ting little bit of added wubble. Even my ears ain’t that fussy though, so time to welcome back Wales’s Sine Sickness for his second Scour on the trot. Wicked work buddy! What you got hidden up those sleeves of yours for us next? Your Scour hat trick challenge is most definitely..ON! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 125bpm ▼

Check back on all previous Scours via: >>The Scour Archives<<.

Beating The Crates 20130406 by Hong Kong Ping Pong on Mixcloud

Morphosis steps up to the plate once again with Hong Kong Ping Pong‘s ‘Beating The Crates in association with Ghetto Funk’ show, broadcast live on NSB Radio, this weeks show features amongst other things a peak at the next FREE Ghetto Funk release!

This show is now available to download from the NSB Radio Archives, if you enjoy it please click the ♥ to favorite this cloudcast and help spread the Ghetto Funk sound far and wide!

Tracklist:

01 C@ in the H@ – Stick Up Kid
02 Reso – When It Drop
03 Tom Showtime – Sho’ Nuff Clubbin
04 C@ in the H@ – Swing Sound 0f ’88
05 Blak Twang ft JahMali – So Rotton (Cut La Vis Remix)
06 Makkim ft. Zareb & Squeechi – Guns Of Kingston (Version Big-Fi Mix)
07 Dj Maars vs Tom Showtime – Heatwave Episode
08 Carvendos & Freakvent Flote – Jumper
09 Warp9 vs Cypress Hill – Low Rider (Kenny Beeper Booty)
10 Howla – It Had To Be You
11 Tom Showtime – Funkin’ Em All
12 Tom Booze – Bruck Wild
13 Dj Maars vs Tom Showtime – Hungry Busta
14 Buck Rogers – Time To Rock
15 Tom Showtime – How G’s Get Money
16 Michael DeVellis & BadboE – Over & Under
17 Dreadsquad ft Kasia Malenda – Soulfly (Jinx In Dub Remix)
18 Bassface – Forgive Me Not (LaFunkt Remix)
19 Mooqee & Herbgrinder ft Greg Blackman – Rain (Mooqee & Herbgrinder Bassfunk Remix)
20 Michael DeVellis – High Freedom
21 The Captain – Dance!Americano
22 Timothy Wisdom – Mamma Said
23 Tom Showtime – Got To B-Real
24 Kid Panel – R U Ready (Beatsmith & Generic Remix)
25 Tom Drummond & Philly Blunt – Rock The House (Basement Freaks Remix)
26 Deekline & Ed Solo – Dancehall Tribute ft Tenor Fly
27 Ursula 1000 – Rocket (Telephunken Remix)
28 Tone Loc – Funky Cold Medina (The Random Scarves Bootleg)
29 Bassface – Forgive Me Not
30 Freefall Collective – Renegade
31 Dr Meaker ft The Asteroid Boys & Joe Peng – No Money No Job
32 Skanx (aka 6BLOCC) – Dublate War
33 The Freestylers ft Dv – Calling Me Home (Dj Edit)
34 Rory Lyons – Raging Speed Horn
35 Mata – Damage Funk (Freefall Collective Remix)
36 Sanxion – Hail To The King

Right, I’m so close to failing this Scour mission through risk of falling to sleep on you all that I’ll keep this intro ultra brief/copied and pasted from my recent Facebook statuses. Just two important heads up that are well worth a more detailed mention…

To anyone out n about in Bristol **TOMORROW NIGHT** (Friday) please consider coming to get involved with Tremor Soundsystem Presents ‘Scour Records Launch Party’, featuring a Scour Superstar studded lineup of HKPP, J-Sound, Father Funk, Kotch, WBBL, aaaand Pugzilla & DJ Envious Mind..it Promises to be a sweet sweet night indeed. And all for the extremely reasonable price of absolutely **100% FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT** (Doors: 21:00-03:00). And your excuse for not partying with us is?

And so..to coincide and celebrate the launch party occasion..today was ‘Happy Scoured Cream: Vol:02 **OUT NOW** day’!! Grabbed your’s yet? Flying up the charts already thanks to an incredible first 24hrs showing of support. Still requiring a little big big push to nab that #1 spot from Goodgroove’s – ‘FEATURECAST Remastered & Reissued’..which surely you’ve all purchased by now? How’s about we do a deal..EXCLUSIVE 20% OFF AT JUNO DOWNLOAD if you purchase your fresh Scoured Cream before Monday 25th anyone?

Release date: **OUT NOW**

So that’s me completely done in and Scoured out folks, gotta wrap this up to grab me some party sleep! Time to hand you all over to my trustee comedy genius blurb writing sidekick (..all start picturing Sir David Attenborough right now)…herrrres Fat Harry!

Enjoy! x

 
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Cheers Spin’! Ready all? Let’s Scour…

It’s hard not to be in utter shock and awe of Freqnik & WDRE, if they were celebrity chefs you know they’d be in the Anthony Bourdain mould; seen it, done it, snorted it off every hot ass the eighties could throw at them and come out the other side with the scars and the knowledge and the ability to have you trussed, basted and ready to roast with an arse full of garlic and rosemary before you could say “Isn’t this the Three Degrees..” Yes, yes it is. 92bpm ▼

Monetrik is fantastical! I’m astounded this track is a SoundCloud freebie, it should be on the next Carnibal Records release (If you haven’t you should check out their first seven EP’s >>HERE<<). This song is basically the soundtrack that will play in your head when you win the lottery and stroll down the road for the first time as a multi-millionaire. You’ll be the same as you were yesterday but with the world a fresh playground of opportunity and fun. Which must be why I love Monetrik because he reminds me that life is all about carefree strolling and having fun (and buying lottery tickets). ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 94bpm ▼

Talk of the devil! Palov (of Palov & Mishkin and Carnibal Records fame) rocks up with a bagful of musical cartoon frogs playing trumpets. On further reflection I think Carnibal is a real country and is where all Willy Wonka’s umpaa lumpaas live and gayly frolic. The only thing that could make this track better was if an oiled up Sir David Attenborough was doing the vocals and the video showed vast herds of umpaa lumpaas roving wild over the sun drenched plains of Carnibal. Please don’t let him die before this happens! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 97bpm ▼

When fellow DJs post on Facebook that they’ve just ‘smashed it up’ I think good on you fella, you’ve had a good gig but…smashing stuff up? Is that a good thing? If Stylust Beats posted a link to this track and said he’d just ‘smashed it up’ I’d utterly believe he’d literally done so, I’d want to know a body count, how many arms were ripped off, did they die or did they turn vampire and did he really kill that ‘f*%king band? Top Camanche work fella! 98bpm ▼

Like Ron Jeremy, it just keeps on coming! More good time revelry ahoy! Blend Mishkin this time – Are they cornering this scour? More happy trumpets and computer battleship explosions firing indiscriminately over swanky klaxons of stone cold love! What is not to like? Still envisioning an oiled up Sir David Attenborough somewhere, only this time in a close fitting PVC catsuit. I accept he probably will die before that ever happens in real life :can’t have everything. 98bpm ▼

I’ve just realised i’m guilty – as are most of you by the looks of it – of not following DJ Steve Jones. He’s practically moved into The Scour these past few months and i’ve been loving and playing his tunes without showing the basic courtesy of even clicking his follow button. How utterly rude of me! This is the only way I can explain his followers number 600, he should have thousands of us drooling over him! Please pretend this is a musical porn movie and give his button a cheeky flick x ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 100bpm ▼

Always a treat when Solo Moderna throws up a new tune. The man is a musical equivalent of ‘being John Malkovich’ always fresh, always pushing the boundaries, always has the knack of somehow using the perfect vocal to match his latest mental musical invention. If he were a cheese he’d be a Stilton. Like a Balkan Wallace and Gromit on Class A’s. “My legs feel like they’re made of plasticine Gromit!” They are sir! 100bpm ▼

The hardest working gentleman remixer in the world ever DJ Cheapshot is at it again. I don’t know how he does it. I’d put him in the ‘shock and awe’ category of Freqnik & WDRE, but i’m still chaffing and a bit teary from all that rosemary. Fine work Sir! 102bpm ▼

Baron Von Freear drizzles his glitchy goodness over Beth Orton’s beautiful vocals on The Chemical Brothers classic Where Do I Begin. Sexy, factual, sweet and amazing. Just like the man himself! 102bpm ▼

DJ Yamin beefs up (with added donkey, horse and moonwalking pony is a glory) Dr John’s classic. Stone cold funk. 105bpm ▼

Sine Sickness reminds us all to doff our caps to the late, great Kenny Ball. Ladies, gentlemen, swingers, pray raise a glass of your finest porter to one of the world’s leading brass men. Simple sweet genius. ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 105bpm ▼

Have much to thank the Dutty Moonshine boys for, not only are they real in the flesh proper diamond geezers, they are also currently promoting the amazing defunk whom we had join us at our most recent HKPP show and who was glorious! They’re still touring, so get yourself out to see them if they’re anywhere near you – you’re guaranteed an amazing night. No, not only that but they are continually spoiling us with free swinging bombs like ‘Hipbrass’. Don’t be fooled by the 1.25 minute clip, the link leads you to the full glory! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 107bpm ▼

Beautiful blending work from Australia’s Yum Cha. Stanton’s remix of Deekline & Solo’s Handz up over Booka Shade – dreamy and hot, like a psy-trance grrrl wrapped in three duvets. 108bpm ▼

J-Sound, Spinforth & The Fritz‘s ‘Thank you’ song up next. So good. I know that probably sounds like nepotistic twaddle, but it does what it says on the tin. As an aside, yesterday I struck a deal to rent my CDJs to The Fritz for the price of ‘some northern slang’. How cool is that? (Duck) (He threw that one in for free). Expect the next Scour to be brought to you with many more ferrets than there are now. 110bpm ▼

Adltup might be relatively new to the production game but we certainly think he’s on the right track (Boom – self high five). One to keep an eye on Scourers! Solid funky hip hop business like a boss. 110bpm ▼

I’ve been listening to this all week, so my room is now littered with the debris of multiple pairs of exploded pants. I’m going to spend this weekend making a ‘pants magnet’ to see if I can get all the bits back and rebuild them, like a 6 million dollar underpants man. Some of those pants were lucky! I can’t just forsake them that would be wrong, just like Beatsmith & LaFunkt‘s Zebra Funk has only had 471 plays in 7 months – that’s even wronger! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 110bpm ▼

SkiiTour rule! I imagine them to be the Canadian version of Baywatch. I know if i’m stuck in the powder surrounded by sharks, polar bears and lions that the Skiitour dudes will come surfing along on the the back of an avalanche in super slow mo and tight hammocks and big afros to save me from my impending doom. No Hassle. 110bpm ▼

This is double barrelled triple awesome! Get your swinging pantaloons on quick smart! really tight wobbles from Kid Kasino over a swing monster jam. Three minutes of happy happy joy joy! 85/170bpm ▼

Aaaand finally..let’s Curveball! Skeewiff‘s remixed Papa Loves Mambo? Uh Oh! Right. Fernando, you will have to go round to Danny La Rue’s estate and barter for all his feather boas. Hector, you will need to go and quietly shave bagpuss’s soft underbelly for we shall need to enhance our eyelashes. Lorenzo! To me! We will create the finest of silk worm farms and harvest the sheerest tights known to man or beast…what do you mean how many denier? All the denier! It’s a Skeewiff tune! Julio! You’re where? Well get back from the schoolyard right now, we’ve got work to do! 160bpm ▼

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Beating The Crates 20130309 by Hong Kong Ping Pong on Mixcloud

Morphosis ‘Beating The Crates’ in a Hong Kong Ping Pong Styleeeeee in association with Ghetto Funk with an exculsive listen to ‘Scour Records’ forthcoming 2nd release ‘Scoured Cream Vol #2′. Fresh from winning ‘Best New Label’ at Breakspoll 2013 with their chart topping debut release here come another 8 bombs to rock your socks off!

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Tracklist:

01 Dub Pistols – Gun Shot (Jinxed In Dub Remix)
02 Max Rubadub Ft. Di Govanah – Don’t Fight (Youngheart Remix)
03 Defunk – Bye BYe Bird
04 Lucas With A Glitch On
05 Tom Booze – Bruck Wild
06 Dunkelbunt- Abendsonne
07 Kill Paris – Slap Me (Griz Remix)
08 Buck Rogers – Time To Rock
09 Tom Booze – From Sun To Sun
10 Hong Kong Ping Pong – Funk You
11 J-Sound – Boss DAT!
12 Pimpsoul- Bang Your Head
13 Basement Freaks – Insane Brains
14 Featurecast – Wow
15 Jazz.K.Lipa – Soundbwoy Go Home
16 Waggles & Bear Twists – Old Rosie
17 The McMash Clan ft Kate Mullins – Swing Break
18 X-Ray Ted – Jeeves
19 Featurecast -Woah!
20 Kill Paris – To A New Earth (Gramatik Remix)
21 Dj Love ft Infored – Bring It (Jellybass Remix)
22 Trotter – Give It The Best (Qdup Foundation Remix)
23 Illbilly Hitec – East To West
24 The Freestylers – Ruffneck (D.End Remix)
25 Rory Lyons – Another Homicide
26 Cockney Nutjob – Hit Me
27 Superfort – Gloria
28 Fuzzbox Inc – Lets Dance (Omegaman Dubstramental Mix)
29 Deekline & Ed Solo ft Darrison – All Gravy
30 Tom Booze – Point And Shoot
31 Dj Love & Infored – Underground Funk (J-Roc Remix)
32 MutantBreakz ft Rubi Dan – Creation (Kid Panel Remix)
33 Rory Lyons – Tear The Club Up
34 Johnny Osbourne – Rock It Tonight (Marcus Visionary Original Dubplate Remix)
35 Aries & Gold ft Cowboy Ranger 2nice – My Sound (No 1 In The Dance) (Run Tingz Cru Remix)
36 Jinx IN Dub – Amen Session
37 JFB – Across The Pond
38 Deekline & Ed Solo ft Gala Osborn – No No No (Serial Killaz Remix)

Pack ‘em up, pack ‘em in, aaaand…just a few words of thanks before we officially begin! Spinforth here, expressing my sincerest and the most thankfullest, truly honoured and most privilegedest (the latter not a real word but just been made up for emphasis purposes), of THANK YOU’s, going out to every single incredible body who kindly voted for >>THIS<< and >>THIS<< and >>THIS<< aaaand >>THIS<< to happen to SCOUR RECORDS last weekend, at the Breakspoll International Braekbeat Awards 2013!

Oh my Godness (..not a typo)! I’m still pinching myself every 10 seconds, even now. Not woken up yet, award still sat next to me on my ‘desk’/bedside table. I do believe this could actually be 100% real life, never even in my wildest dreams come true business..come true! Rest assured, although genuinely completely and utterly surprised by this result, we’ll very happily and proudly accept it. Not only that, we’ll also do our very best to live up to it, and are relishing the challenge/opportunity to do so. I personally am quite literally lost for words as to how further to express my gratitude to all whom took time out and voted Scour Records for the WIN! This is real life proof of that which I often find myself preaching to up and coming Scour Stars..that patience and hard work will always reward you big time..eventually. Real life proof of the existence of that thing I’ve dubbed rad ‘Scourma™’ on a several occasions. Real life proof that this rad Scourma™ would appear to have found it’s way back to ME in my world. Well I thank you ALL once again, from the bottom of my everything, to your everybodies, for your truly legendary support! Special shouts go out to Ghetto Funk HQ for their supporting of all things Scour, and of course to the Scour Superstars of ‘Scoured Cream Vol.01′ – B.Visible, J-Sound, The Fritz, WBBL, Joe Revell, Father Funk, Kotch, Hong Kong Ping Pong, and Pugzilla & Envious Mind – for helping deliver the award winning goods via the debut release. Jack & Dave, you two get a second extraspecial second mention because this is the latest winning rung of our 5-6 year long (..and counting), truly epic, HKPP journey. Biggest of UPs to us pards, I never ever imagined or expected we’d reach these heights..and all through our having so much fun, and in our loving what we do do! Sweet sweet HKPP team effort!

Right that’s me all thanked out. Time for a few pleases if I may. Please bring yourself to any or all of the following imminently forthcoming HKPP gigs…

TOMORROW in BOURNEMOUTH: FINAL | MR CHRISTA vs CONNOR PEMBROKE | LI7E ALTERNATIVE vs KRISHNA MALLA | w/ HONG KONG PING PONG, Roast Beatz, Neffa T, Cursa, Ca:Ro | Hosted By Manic and Double L

SATURDAY in Fal Town: Spinforth & The Fritz @ the all new..and very good lookin’ Cribbs Cafe/Bar

NEXT FRIDAY in Fal Town: Hong Kong Ping Pong proudly present Defunk @ The Watermans.

Look forward to seeing some friendly funked up faces partying at some of those.

That’s your intro over, time now to launch a fresh bunch of 100% FREE awesome tunes into the Scourlight™ for a couple of weeks. It’s 24 deep this week, no exclusives (..been a tad busy), but all undoubted winners in my ears! Look out for ‘Scoured Cream Vol.02′ clips arriving here around about this time next week, aaaaaand, until then..

Enjoy! x

 
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Right then..been a long little bit of a while since I’ve gotten involved in the intro blurbing bit down here (..apart from necessary editing of a couple of Fat Harry’s ‘slightly’ overly explicit expletives). Expect nothing short of comparatively crap, and far less comedic intro’s than you’ve recently been treated to recently. Actually, considering the time, and the fact I refuse to get less than 3 hours sleep ‘again’ tonight,..might even be safer to say expect nothing short of; short, straight up, and directly to the funkin’ point this week. Y’all ready? set? Sweet. So let’s..Scouuurrrr!

 
Kickin’ off this week’s Scour inna ultra fresh Gramatik fashion..not just his legendary self though, right here is the debut joint from his new found collective whom go by the name of Extraordinary Magnitude. It’s the 100% original beats our ears especially need to be tuning into, this track being a mashup of one of the instrumentals from their forthcoming LP “Proportions” (..arriving via Lowtemp this Summer). 86bpm ▼

I’m giving him an A+ for patient persistence..BUT an F for spamming my status with this tune last Scour..averaging out at a still Scour worthy C- (..would be higher if this ‘pella a sounded a bit crisper bro!). Big fan of the original, and of DJ Yamin‘s version (from way back in Scour #54 times), and there’s no doubt about it this mash up works. So New Zealand’s Mr Sample Gee..all of the above luckily lands you (at long long last)..your very own..’Welcome to The Scour!’. 93bpm ▼

Hmmm..those last two intro’s were definitely ‘straight up’, and ‘directly to the funkin’ point’..must try harder with my ‘shortness’! New Zealand’s Temple of Boon back up in the Scour..tasty little golden aged flavoured mash! 100bpm ▼

Aha..I can do it, let’s try it again. With 85318 plays (at time of Scouring) I’m suspecting plenty of you will have already clocked this ATCQ remix brilliance from Brooklyn’s highly skilled Bit Funk. Yep, I know you have Carol!, BUT..for those who haven’t..time to give your ears a treat! If you’re reading..’Welcome to The Scour dude’. 100bpm ▼

Hang about! What no reggae vibes!? Hold your horses..here it comes! Raaaad tune from the Irish Moss Records/Dirty Dubsters camp(s). Now including correctly named/tagged up linked MP3! God if I had a pound for every one of those I find each week! Absolute beast of bassline. 100bpm ▼

One more before we bring the funk. Master Ace has never sounded so irie! My ears love, love, LOVE this Qnoe, and yes I’ll admit it had accidentally slipped under my Scourdar™, thanks for firing it my way ‘just in case’ bro! 100bpm ▼

Some one said ‘bring the funk’..ahh yeah that’d be me. Nice one ADSKI, perfect little edit right here for doing just that! 100bpm ▼

Likewise to freshly Scoured Dj O’Tools..top quality funk, and with a little dash of hippity hop on the side too. This is good shit dude..’Welcome To The Scour’! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 102bpm ▼

Seems no Scour is quite complete without an offering from Greece’s Grand Master Inko these days. I’ve lost count how many tunes it’s been since his debut via Scour #69. It’s completely and utterly impossible for me to ignore remix work as brilliant as this. Hoping you’re not getting bored of being Scoured yet bro. Oh yeah..whilst we’re all here, may as well let you all know that the rumours are most definitely 100% true (..as if I’d let any lesser labels snap him up)..watch out for forthcoming ultra tasty Inko releases..arriving later this year via Scour Records! 102bpm ▼

I’d completely lost count of how many times good pard Selecta DEMO (aka: Titan Sound x 0.5) has been Scoured since his debut in Scour #44 too. I’m reliably told this is now his 8th appearance..that’s a very healthy looking 10% Scourate™! Good work bud, loving this one too! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 103bpm ▼

Defunk followers and fans may well recognise the name..but right now it’s time for his debut solo Scouring! Warmest of debut ‘welcomes to The Scour’ for Canada’s Mr. Føx!! Just 35 followers at time of Scouring, judging from this offering (and his recent collab with Defunk..supported just last Scour) I think we can safely say he deserves a fair few hundred more than that. Absolutely LOVING this dude, incredible wubbles..more please! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 104bpm ▼

Staying in Canada, and welcoming the seriously dope DJ Bryx back to The Scour. Anyone noticing his account expired a few days ago..downloads are well and truly back ON..by special Scour request. This is mega fire dude! Cheers for sorting out the last minute panics. 105bpm ▼

Happy Thurscourday Bobby! Directly to the funkin’ point this week = We love you, please come back. Harry was wondering what colour pants you are reppin today (..trick question)?. This is booming bloody great! 108bpm ▼

Lazers OFF. Groooooove ON! Pure Honkey Phonk‘ey stylee fire indeed see’s a welcome return to The Scour from one of Germany’s finest funksters Mr Jayl Funk! Really really lush tune/edit here bro. Big UP! 109bpm

Didn’t take Shaka Loves You long to return with…an absolute monster of a tune!! Trust me, move along to the 1:00 mark if you don’t believe me..savour the underlying classic funk vibes for 45 seconds, and then, surprise…BOOOOOOM! Great work fellas, really tight. 110bpm ▼

Australia’s BONDi Stereo‘s back. Glitchin’ up Laura Mvula rather nicely. Solid work again here bro! ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 110bpm ▼

Savages Y Suefo turns in an absolutely genius remix of Mr Bird‘s ‘Cenora Com Noz’. This, along with two other 100% FREE remixes – one being from Scour Superstar Joe Revell – are all taken from his top quality NEW ‘Bird Bird Bird’ LP. Which unfortunately I’ve not yet had chance to check yet but, judging from these 3 giveaways, I’m suspecting it to be an essential immediate purchase. 112bpm ▼

Hold up!! I hear miraculous word of a Grand Master Blurber King (aka: Fat Harry) unexpectedly returning home in time to finish me off! Whoa..the intro blurbs, *finish of the intro blurbs!! Time for me to jumping back up top for the speedy main intro, passing you all over to my trustee sidekick..herrrre’s Harry!

Savaloy! Sorry for such a late entrance – just got back from seeing cockney national treasure, Mickey Flanagan. A hero. If I can capture the joy in his story about flicking cold baked beans from his pubes at late night telly back in the early 90′s i’ll be rich man. So i’m jumping in at 115bpm with a proper ‘pie n mash’ of Beenie Man, with a tasty sprinkling of Deekline & Ed Solo swinging it along in a proper tasty dancehall knees up mother Brown styleee..all served up, fuse lit and ready to blow up your floors, by Canada’s Catalogue Sound. ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 115bpm ▼

Proper jump up funk o’clock! Honestly, you’d expect nothing less from, freshly Scoured, The Funky Boogie Brothers. The kind of song that makes us poor UK residents realise that it WILL start warming up soon and that it’s nearly time to unsnap the speedos from winter storage and start swaggering down the avenues and alleyways. Race you to Brighton pier! Check out the DJ Steve Jones Edit too, he knows his budgies. ALTERNATIVE DOWNLOAD REQUESTED/AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD/IN TRACK DESCRIPTION. 120bpm ▼

Aliens in Denmark show why I can never hate Soundcloud with any real passion, no matter how hard they try to drop their own ball. I don’t know many other websites where you’d get to bump into such an utterly top darts tune! The perfect musical score if ever the muppets did Dallas. Two thumbs! 122bpm ▼

I’m sure Spinforth was just ‘saving’ all these for me! Completely up my Peckham Junction! Francis Red I/we love you! We’ll be driving past your house tomorrow on our way to play ‘oop north’ (Bournemouth) If you find a naked ginger man in your shower with a stupid grin on his face don’t be alarmed fella..Spinforth sent me, therefore there will be a happy ending! 128bpm ▼

As morphosis is going to start to learn to drive I’m actually looking forward to teaching him the finer points of white van driving tomorrow so watch out anyone on the A303, we’ll be learning how to drive at 70mph within inches of the car in front whilst flashing our main beams and rolling fags at the steering wheel with one hand whilst gesticulating out of the window at complete innocents with some booming background big fat bass booming from the natural speaker formed by a mostly empty white Peugot partner van. Hmmm, might even be playing something like this…from Goosebumpz 132bpm ▼

I was only thinking the other day about some of the old Scour legends that we haven’t heard from in a while, like Ronald Aquinas, and blow me here he is with a tasty double dubby treat! If this is the first time you’ve come across him then you must do yourself a favour and check out his cloud, reckon you’ll love him like we do. Great work sir and an honour to have you back! 75/150bpm ▼

Aaaaaand finally, this week’s Curveball. I’ve normally I run out of puff when we hit the curveball, and they’re usually of a particular resonance to the nut gatherer, this week there’s no problem. DJ Twister keeps it tight and treats Otis with a simple and beautiful reverence. No need for a big fanfare or a story about getting nipple clamped. Just Otis being loved. Perfect wind it down ending to yet another mighty fine Scour! x 105bpm ▼

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