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Slumber Party Massacre
1982
Original Runtime: 77 minutes
Remix Runtime: 41 minutes

The Slumber Party Massacre is a really interesting movie. On the surface, it’s a very generic, yet highly entertaining slashers from the early 80’s. And for me, that’s all I need.

But when equipped with the knowledge that the film was written and directed by women (Rita Mae Brown & Amy Holden Jones, respectively) suddenly small details are magnified. Random throwaway dialog causes head-tilting. Then, it hits you! The drill is the killer’s “tool” of choice. Just look at the VHS cover? From between his legs the drill is pointing directly at boobies. Is a feminist agenda at hand? Are young men being polluted with lesbian propaganda?

I don’t think so.

However, I do think these ladies were having some fun. They pepper the movie with symbols of women liking sports, women enjoying porn and women masturbating with fruit. It’s kinda silly today, but maybe 25 years ago this was somewhat groundbreaking. No? Maybe? OK, this is not high art, I mean this IS a formulaic slasher. However, there is enough intellectual subtext here to make the film interesting. Or at least warrant the question; is the reason males abuse, rape, kill, wage wars, etc. is because of our dongs? And are dongs the reason we watch this crap? Maybe if you and you bros are high enough, it might be worth discussing.

Birth of Evil Moment: the creation of man

WARNING: nudity, violence, women talking sports, wild ass sequel

Graduation Day
1981
Original Runtime: 96 minutes
Remix Runtime: 44 minutes
Broadcast Quality Video Podcast

If there was ever a film bridging the 70s to the 80s, here it is. The perfect metaphor is the film’s featured band, Felony. All gothed out with eyeliner & puffy shirts, performing watered down metal or punk or southern rock. I don’t know what it is; but it’s really shitty. All the while, a crowd roller skates around them!

There’s a psychedelic haze over Graduation Day that’s really cool. The uneven bars gymnastic scene is a real trip. Some might call this random scene “useless filler”. I say VHS GOLD! ***Bonus*** Fight through the gymnast’s 70’s hair and check out the butt. I think we can all agree, it’s special.

Just in case you don’t believe me

So, what was cut? The chase / stalking scenes have been really cut down. And that’s about it. Those scene are a drag. They last forever and squander any goodwill the film had garnered up to that point. Really there’s only about 45 minutes of movie here, making this the perfect remix candidate.

The characters in this movie are brilliant. Inspector Halliday (Carmen Argenziano) is hilarious and should have had more screen time. And the dialog is so quotable. I only wish there was more.

Birth of Evil Moment: 100m heart attack

WARNING: nudity, tame violence, good weed, bad rock, horny Linnea Quigley

This is the beginning of our “Have a kick ass summer!” movie series. Horror Remix will be unloading ass-loads of horror classics throughout the summer.

The 1st in our series is Memorial Valley Massacre (IMDB). I think this is a damn fine film. Imagine Cha-ka from Land of the Lost as a killing machine and you get the idea. What more do you want? How about a drunk park ranger, a black biker (I never knew) and a major cock-tease? She not only teases her camp mates, but I imagine back in 1988, a handful of 14 year olds weren’t too pleased with her nudity-free performance. Now, I’m gettin’ the fuck outta here…

Birth of Evil Moment: botched hostage negotiation

WARNING: Actually, no warning. This thing is pretty tame

Cha-ka from Land of the Lost

Cheesecake & Thunderclap’s MVM Epilogue (contains spoilers)

Memorial Valley Massacre (1988)

April 20th, heed the warnings of Steve and…

plant a native tree
adopt a kitten
eat only grass
stop wiping
and quit drinking bottled water!

Slaughter High Remix
(working title) April Fool’s Day
1986
Original Runtime: 90 minutes
Remix Runtime: 38 minutes
Broadcast Quality Video Podcast

“Behind every great 80’s horror film is a BIG bag of coke” - Horror Remix

Carol: “Wanna toot?”
Skip: “Hey, that stuff costs”

More than you know, Skip. More than you know…

Slaughter High is the perfect fueled-by-cocaine movie. The music sucks. I mean, it really sucks. The film looks like shit. The characters are cocky. The clothing is ridiculous. There’s no writing. Basically, there’s not much filmmaking going on here.

BUT… there’s explosions, motorcycle crashes, creative special effects, boobs, melodrama, boom mikes, a holiday theme and fake American accents. Unfortunately, you can’t see it very well. I wonder if some beautifully remastered DVD is on the horizon, because it deserves it. But I have a feeling these guys blew the budget on dry ice, fire and flooding toilets. Who needs lighting, man. It’s a fuckin’ horror film!

Birth of Evil Moment: Laced joint

Fun Facts: Plenty of interesting notes on this film (WIKI, IMDB)

WARNING: NUDITY, EXTREME VIOLENCE, DRUGS, POOP

One of my favorite discoveries in 2007 was actress Lisa Loring, best known as Wednesday Addams on the 1960s comedy The Addams Family. In the 80’s she starred in two low-budget horror films, Blood Frenzy (1987) and Iced (1988). According to her bio on tv.com, this was dark time for her. Why? Because, behind every great 80’s horror film, there’s a BIG bag of coke. That’s why the music sucks. Iced is no exception. In fact, cocaine is basically a character in the film with all the snow & blood & ummm… coke. And although Iced was fueled by cocaine, this movie wouldn’t be much without Loring. Hopefully, she’ll sign my Iced VHS box someday. So, what about Blood Frenzy? Well, so far, I can’t find a copy (trade, anyone?). And I don’t know much about it. Only this clip…

However, my quest for Blood Frenzy wasn’t a complete failure. I discovered more VHS “blood”. So, here we go. The six “blood” films I watched over Spring Break…

From Worst to First

#6 Blood Feast (aka Night of a Thousand Cats)

This is a film that’s much better to talk about, than to actually watch. A 70’s horror movie featuring:

1) man-eating cats
2) a helicopter
3) a dungeon
4) a castle
5) heads in glass boxes
6) Zulma Faiad
7) big ass liqueur glasses that must be held with two hands

Yet, it still sucks. Unfortunately, Blood Feast is very proud of their helicopter. If this was a football game the score would be Helicopter=78, Cats=2. The cats weren’t really featured as much as I hoped. But once I saw the way they were treated (in reality), I didn’t want to see them anymore. It was just sad. Shitty movie that’s not fun, just boring. Russ Meyers left shit like this on the cutting room floor. - 1972

#5 Bloody New Year

I’ve never heard of a good Aussie horror film. Come to think of it, Australia has only a handful of good films (Rabbit Proof Fence, Shine, Muriel’s Wedding). Bloody New Year’s premise is unique, but when an 80’s horror film lack sex, drugs, blood, boobs, cheese, entertainment… I lose interest… oh and the New Year’s angle is pushing it. - 1987

#4 Blood Tracks

Swedish butt rock band Solid Gold (aka Easy Action) shoot their video for “Blood Tracks” in the snowy mountains. It’s all eyeliner, booze, horny groupies and a dude named “Kee”. Until…

“Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I catch cold easy!”

…and the movie grinds to a halt. Endless chase scenes and when someone finally does get hacked, you don’t see much. Still, it’s worth checking out. - 1985

#3 Blood Song

This is a pretty fun slasher with Frankie Avalon as the killer. Why does he kill?* Because as a boy, he witnessed his father’s murder/suicide (his slut wife & her lover). What’s a boy to do… but play a fucking flute?! And he plays and plays. Avalon is pretty creepy and the final girl’s “drink-in-the-dark” abusive father is, dare I say, a bad ass. The over-the-top ending plus the fucking flute make this film special. - 1982

*Birth of Evil Moment: when the killer as a young child, witnesses murder or adultery (Silent Night, Deadly Night I & II, the Initiation, Nightmares of a Damaged Brain, Blood Rage)

#2 Blood Link

A fantastic film I just kinda lucked into from 1982. And if I’m not mistaken, an Italian film spoken in English, but mainly filmed in Germany. Got it? Cameron Mitchell has a small role and Ennio Morricone did the soundtrack. And if that weren’t true, I’d use them as the prefect metaphor for this collision of trash and class. A doppelganger theme, but with a twist; these guys are separated Siamese twins. A WTF ending, tons of nudity and the most original murder I’ve ever seen. Great stuff. - 1982

#1 Blood Rage (aka Nightmare at Shadow Woods)

The best film I’ve seem this year. It’s got it all; drugs, booze, an evil twin, serious gore, boobs, Atari, a holiday theme (Thanksgiving!!!), cussing, partying and midnight tennis matches. This would be the perfect slasher if it had an inspirational theme song (what’s up Fatal Games). I can’t recommend this enough if you like your slashers unintentionally goofy, but still kinda creepy. - 1983

Birth of Evil Moment: The 8 year old evil twin sees mommy kissing boyfriend at the drive-in. Within a minute, boy puts ax in horny jock’s face, who unfortunately was parked nearby. Classic!!!

So there you go. Shoot me an email if you’ve got questions or anything. Happy Spring Break - Cheesecake

I’m pleased to present Girls Nite Out Remix as a broadcast quality video podcast. You should still be able to watch the film on your iPod. However, this will also look nice on an iPhone, full screen on PC or even a HDTV. Now you can watch these shitty horror films all sorts of ways.

Personally I recommend burning the movie to a CD-R or DVD-R and watch it on your television (assuming your DVD player supports m4v). It looks pretty good. Or if you have Apple TV or connect your PC to your HDTV, even better! If you have any problems, ideas or comments, please let me know.

Finally, look for Horror Remix on MySpace and YouTube for more awesomeness.

- Cheesecake

“Do you believe in magic?” - The Lovin’ Spoonful

Go ahead and download this now. Don’t read about it. Don’t anticipate it. Just clear your brain and watch it. The less said about this film the better. The best way to buy the DVD is the Bloody School Girls Triple Feature DVD - (Girls Nite Out / One Dark Night / Blood Sisters). I haven’t seen the other two films, but Blood Sisters was one of the last movies by feminist / pornographer Roberta Finley and the trailer looks radical.

WARNING: NUDITY, VIOLENCE

There’s no reason to summarize the plot or prep you for these clips. Just know that these clips are the only good moments; except for the songs. They are gnarly. So gnarly, in fact, that these hot trax will be on my soon-to-be-release CD, Shredding: Songs From the Closing Credits of 80’s Horror Films…

Now, on to the 4 clips…

Tribute to John, the Bad Boys’ drummer who passed away too soon

Smokin Bones and Bonin’

“Just kiss it, OK?”

Uncle Gary vs. the Bad Boys

Hack-O-Lantern Remix
aka Halloween Night
1988
Original Runtime: 86 minutes
Remix Runtime: 42 minutes

This straight-to-video snow ski slasher is a special little film; and much like skiing this thing is best when drunk or stoned. Most viewers back in the late 80’s probably pushed eject after 20 minutes or rode the whole thing out, only to be bitter after the drawn out ending.

That being said, the gold of Iced is uniquely hidden in the middle. Starts slow, ends slower. I know, completely opposite of the formula. Fear not. Horror Remix has cut this down to one mean, coke-snorting machine. The death by ski pole and icicle are pretty cool, however, it’s the six vacationers and the very dead Eddie that trash-movie buffs will love.

Magical Moments
1) Working out in the kitchen while the rest are actually trying to cook
2) Snorting coke in the bathroom… naked
3) “I’m taking a shower, then crashing, when’s dinner?”

Fun Facts
1) The lovely slut, Jeanette, is Wednesday from the Addams Family (Lisa Loring).
2) The guy who wrote the screenplay is the killer (Joseph Alan Johnson)
3) Moon boots are sneaky-quiet

- OUT OF PRINT

WARNING: NUDITY, EXTREME VIOLENCE

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 Remix (1987)

This movie gets universally dogged for being one of the great rip-offs in film history. And rightfully so. Almost half of its runtime are clips from the first film! It’s shameless; yet awesome. You see, SNDN 2 essentially makes the original obsolete. All the good stuff from the first is here (blood, gore, boobs) plus new stuff (blood, gore, no boobs?!). The combination of the two features, then chipped down even more, create a power-packed 40 minutes of jolly fun.

I thought Horror Remix pioneered the concept of “All Killer, No Filler”. Literally - cut to the chase. But these guys remixed a film inside a film! And although there intentions were equivalent to a “reminiscing” episode of Diff’rent Strokes, I have to give it up.

If you don’t treat the original like sacred art, you’re sure to enjoy this money grab. Terrible acting. Groan inducing one-liners. Unique kills. This is a really fun movie

. - OUT OF PRINT

WARNING: NUDITY, EXTREME VIOLENCE

Next up, the artistic achievement known as Silent Night, Deadly Night 2

These are 2 leftovers that I discovered while preparing for tomorrow. The first clip is from the British slasher Don’t Open Till Christmas. Holiday Horror Remix will feature many clips from this film, mainly Santas being waxed. Including one Santa getting his junk cut off at the urinal. This film has its moments, but overall a nasty little movie that offers only a few laughs.

Don’t Open Till Christmas

The next clip is from Silent Night, Deadly Night 3. This movie is really terrible, and when I tell you this clip is the most entertaining 24 seconds of the film, you’ll be appalled. How they made 5 films in this series, I’ll never know. If you’ve seen all 5… man, your patience is amazing.

Silent Night, Deadly Night 3

Two Holiday Trash Films in 80 Minutes!

9 pm
Iced (1988)
Let’s settle this on the mountain! Night ski race… Now!
Blue jumpsuit, cracked red ski goggles and sneaky-quiet moon boots. Now that’s a badass killer. Unfortunately, he saved the killin’ until the last ten minutes, so most folks had already returned this VHS to the video store. Lucky for you, you won’t have to wait 80 minutes to see an icicle in the eye socket. Horror Remix will get you there right away. Don’t eat the red snow! - OUT OF PRINT

9:45 pm
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
This movie gets universally dogged for being one of the great rip-offs in film history. And rightfully so. Almost half of its runtime are clips from the first film! It’s shameless; yet awesome. You see SNDN 2 essentially makes the original obsolete. All the good stuff from the first is here, plus new stuff. The combination of the two creates one of the largest body counts I’ve ever seen.

In the information age, appreciate the fact that this movie could NOT be made today. As soon as word would leak about the 40 minutes of rehash… it’s done. No one would see it. If you do an internet search for this film, you’ll find SNDN 2 to be HATED. You’re just gonna have to trust me on this. If you don’t treat the original like sacred art, you’re sure to enjoy this money grab. Terrible acting. Groan inducing one-liners. Unique kills. This is a really fun movie! - OUT OF PRINT

Before and After the Double Feature
Deep Cuts - Good Music, Bad Films

Music: 60’s jazz, 70’s soul, 80’s post punk, 90’s shoegazer, 00’s indie & holiday standards

Film Clips: Black Christmas (1974), New Years Evil, Don’t Open Till Christmas & Sole Survivor. These are films I considered remixing, but as good as some are, they just don’t work for whatever reason. I think the original Black Christmas & Sole Survivor are both very good films. Sole Survivor is out of print. If you’re interested, let me know.

Mind the early start. See you there!

So, Horror Remix went live for the first time on Halloween night. Although the Double Feature at the Cavern went smoothly (with a decent turn out), not every attendee knew what to make of it.

Keep in mind, these are terrible movies. And if you’re not in on the joke, well, you may wonder what the hell is going on. In hindsight, introducing the public to Horror Remix with Hack-O-Lantern (AKA Halloween Night) was probably not the best idea.

While the Dallas Observer gave Horror Remix a favorable preview, and seemed interested in satanic grandpas and sex in a graveyard, the radio show the Orphanage on KTCK 1310 AM the Ticket - not so much. Here’s a 3 minute clip of their reaction to Horror Remix (more specifically the remix of Hack - O - Lantern).

If you didn’t listen to the mp3, they describe Horror Remix as bizarre, weird and porn. OK, Rock ‘n Roll Nightmare shower scene mixed with A Flock of Seagulls’ “Photograph of You” isn’t for everyone. Maybe it was a little early in the night for that one…

So the experiment continues… This is not an official announcement, but look for a Happy Holidays Horror Remix in December! Confirmation date and location next week.

The horror / gore here is weak, however Graduation Day’s strength is fantastic characters. The grouchy detective, the pot smoking couple who belittles a cop (after they’ve been given a warning) and the boozed up father who throws the word “bitch” with buckets of piss and vinegar. If there was ever a film bridging the 70s to the 80s, here it is. Check out the punk band performing, while the crowd roller skates around them! Plus, there’s a psychedelic haze over this film that’s really cool. Check out the slow-mo uneven bars gymnastic scene. Heavy.

Available on DVD!

Horror Remix / Halloween Double Feature
10PM Wednesday, October 31
Upstairs at the Cavern
Lower Greenville, Dallas

10:30PM
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

AKA Halloween Night, this out-of-print gem is just ridiculous. I seriously don’t know what’s going on, yet I don’t care. I’m laughing. Hack-O-Lantern gives you everything you want in a trash film and more.

Do you want a satanic grandpa? Yes
Tons of nudity? Yes
Heavy Metal? Yes
Stand up comedy? OK, I guess
Incest? No!
Sex on top of a dead body? Really?!

Whether you like it or not, you can have it all!

I’ll be shocked if this film is ever released on DVD, so this may be the only chance to see this film. If the remix version makes little sense, it’s not my fault. The source material made little sense in itself.

11:15PM
Night of the Demons (1988)

This film will probably be remembered for being one of the last good horror films of the 80’s. I imagine if you’re reading this, you’ve at least heard of it. I think they made a trilogy; that I’ll probably never watch.

This film teeters between good / bad. Meaning, when it’s developing characters, it falls into the cliches of 80’s-ness which is fun. And when it tries to be creepy, it succeeds. So, although I normally don’t like the “possessed-by-an-evil-spirit” thing, this movie is just too entertaining.

So why remix it? Because it’s still a late 80’s horror film. It never had a chance.

Completely unrelated to the Slumber Party Massacre trilogy, The Last Slumber Party is a painfully cheap little gem; no nudity and all the kills are the same. But like unprotected sex, it’s fun, but you might get an STD. All I can say is, if you can fight through the initial shock of seeing such a poor quality film, you’ll eventually get with the program and find many small rewards.

When Thunderclap first watched this movie, the first comment was “they’re on meth”. I laughed until I saw the look of concern on TC’s face. Dang, they might be. It was filmed in Oklahoma.

The parking lot scene is solid gold. I’ve watched it about 15-20 times and it always makes me laugh. Throwing empties at the scooter-riding nerd, “Science”?! What else do you want?

Buy it on a double feature DVD, with Terror at Tenkiller for like six bucks. Do it.

Hell High (1989) - Shot in 1986 but not released until 1989, almost two years after star Christopher Stryker died of AIDS. Unfortunately, this was his only film. This movie is truly unique and original. I actually feel kinda bad for remixing it.

Fear No Evil (1980) - the Antichrist in high school sound like a good thing. And when the movie doesn’t get bogged down(religious talkie talk, castles and candles) this film is wicked. Especially the high school scenes. Featuring a soundtrack by Talking Heads, Sex Pistols, the Ramones and many high profile new wave / punk bands. And one of the most shocking moments I’ve ever seen.

The Last Slumber Party (1988) - This little gem is painfully cheap, no nudity and all the kills are the same. Plus, completely unrelated to the Slumber Party Massacre Trilogy. But somehow, this movie rules. Jan Jensen is so likable with her down home accent. And one moment she thinks a guy is hot, next she’s calling him a fag. Or a queer. Or a gay. Awesome. Features “heavy metal rock” by FIRSTRYKE.

Graduation Day (1981) - This is a very dated flick. If there was ever a film bridging the 70s to the 80s, here it is. Check out the punk band performing while the crowd roller skates around them! Plus, there’s a psychedelic haze over this film that’s really cool. Check out the uneven bars gymnastic scene. Heavy.

***After Hours Bonus***

Girls Nite Out (1984) - There is no suspense, no nudity, it’s just a mess. However, this movie is must see. And I won’t say why. The less you know about it, the better.

Hell High (AKA Raging Fury) Shot in 1986 but not released until 1989, almost two years after star Christopher Stryker died of AIDS. Unfortunately, this was his only film. He plays the bad ass Dickens, the sinister student who will not take shit from you or anyone. And he’ll throw a hot dog at you to prove it. And kiss the quarterback’s girlfriend right in front of him. That’s right. Dickens don’t give a shit.

This movie is truly unique and original. I actually feel kinda bad for remixing it. However, even at 79 minutes, it’s still a little bloated. The perfect edit would be about an hour long.

Normally, I’m not a fan of commentary tracks, but check out the Hell High DVD for the commentary by Joe Bob Briggs. He’s obviously a big fan and he’s pretty funny.

This was director Mickey Rose’s only film, although he wrote for a ton of sitcoms like 227 and Too Close For Comfort. People really dig this movie, so give it a shot if you like the joke-every-second genre like Airplane!. (This is no Airplane!) You won’t be bored, but you might groan more than laugh. Here’s a remix of how it starts. Enjoy.

Please welcome them to the Horror Remix family!

Horror Remix is excited to announce its first public screening. It will be in Dallas, upstairs at the Cavern on Halloween night. I haven’t decided what films to show. It’s gotta be conducive to a loud bar, so something low on funny dialog and high on visuals (gore, t & a, and 80sness). Right now I’m thinking Rock N Roll Nightmare and Slumber Party Massacre. But who knows. Chopping Mall could work. I’ll take requests…

Fatal Pulse unfortunately is NOT anywhere on DVD, so you’ll have to buy a used VHS copy for around $15 after shipping or wait for me to remix it someday.

Terror at Tenkiller (1986) - This movie is so boring. Yet, for a movie I don’t like, I sure think about it a lot. Is it because it features a likeable final girl with a hypnotic big butt or is it the way the killer reveals his dark secrets by harmonica? I seriously can’t sit through this film again, so I will never remix it. However, I have posted the classic harmonica sense. The harmonica is overdubbed with a Casio?! I’m serious. I high-fived myself! The final girl has some wicked curves. It’s fascinating. I watched her butt the whole movie… To stay awake… Or maybe I just get down like that.

You can find the film for a couple of bucks as a double feature DVD (Scream Theater Double Feature, Vol. 2) w/ the genius of The Last Slumber Party. If the YouTube clip entertains you, give both films a shot. - NOT REMIXABLE

Slumber Party Massacre
Hell High
Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare
and I’m getting close to finishing Evil Laugh

All of those movie are damn good 80’s bliss, but each cut down to about 30 minutes will blow your top. Hell High was really hard to cut, because it really has some incredible characters and it turns the high school horror film upside down.

I’ll write more about those films once they are posted. But the main reason for this posting was to mention the crap I’ve watched to find the gold. Super props to Bleeding Skull, because they point me in the right direction and seem to do most of the dirty work. Plus, they seem to get the difference between bad (good) and just plain bad. They also get that humor in horror is mostly a terrible thing; however unintended humor in horror is glorious. And if it’s 80’s and Canadian - jackpot!!!

So here’s what I’ve watched recently:

Bloody Birthday (1981) - Three 10 year olds on a killling spree sounds bad ass, but ends up just plain bad. Boring, predictable, PG feeling; and people will give it good reviews, because it’s unique and the kids are great actors. BUT those factors are rarely important at Horror Remix; the only redeeming value is Julie Brown’s stripe scene. That IS a good. And usable. NOT REMIXABLE

Fear No Evil (1980) - the Antichrist in high school sound like a good thing. And when the movie doesn’t get bogged down(religious talkie talk, castles and candles) this film is wicked. Especially the high school scenes. They are killer and feature a sound track by Talking Heads, Sex Pistols, the Ramones and many high profile new wave / punk bands. And features one of the most shocking moments I’ve ever seen. If they would have spent the entire movie on campus this would be an all time classic. This will be perfect in the 30 minute format. HIGHLY REMIXABLE

The Last Slumber Party (1988) - Bleeding Skull loves this little gem so I bought it on a double feature DVD (w/ Terror at Tenkiller). It’s painfully cheap and all the kills are the same. But Jan Jensen is so likable with her down home accent. And one moment she thinks a guy is hot, next she’s calling him a fag. Or a queer. Or a gay. Awesome. Only 72 minutes and features “heavy metal rock” by FIRSTRYKE. Hey guys, shoot me an email! HIGHLY REMIXABLE

If you’re familiar with horror films, you most certainly know that 99% of them have serious down time or filler.

I love horror films; especially the bad ones from mid 70’s to late 80’s. The only problem is they are filled with “who-done-its” and mindless subplots. And the worst of all filler - the 10 minute creepy suspense build up of a girl walking through the woods, only to end with the dumb jock jumping out to scare her. What a rip off, not to mention a waste of my time.

So that’s the point of this blog. To remix (or edit) horror films down to about 30 minutes. It’s really all you need. Trust me.

My first remix is the classic “Killer Workout” from 1986. If you’ve ever seem the entire film, you’ll completely understand why this is my first choice. This movie is so fantastic, but it really, really drags toward the end. However, at 29 minutes, it’s 80’s slasher cheese at it’s finest.