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Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka naam

Adam — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:58:29 +0000

Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka naam My life lkha tha . 1 mahene bad My wife 1 sal bad Home 2 saal bad Hitler Or 4 saal bad . . Wrong no..:-)

A girl wore a sleeveless dress

Adam — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:58:46 +0000

A girl wore a sleeveless dress. On right arm she wrote “C” and on left she wrote “L”… Everybody asked her wat does it mean..?! She said: it means “.COOL”.

Kameene! is it proposal or weather report..?

Adam — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:58:56 +0000

Boy: U r sunshine of my life, without U life is cloudy, U r in my heart like rainy water 4 barren land Girl: kameene! is it proposal or weather report..?

If u want to achieve something

Adam — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:59:50 +0000

“If you want to enjoy always think today is the first day” “BUT” “If u want to achieve something then always thnk today is the last day”

Forget Me If You Can!

Adam — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:59:27 +0000

Some say… Always remember me. Some say… Never forget me. Some say… Never leave me. But.. I love my Attitude.. So I say.. Forget Me If You Can!

Knowlege of the week

Adam — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:09:32 +0000

“Knowlege of the week” Afghanistan wo mulk hai jis main train nahi chalti. Duniya ka sb se bara school CHICAGO main hai Duniya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kiya. Duniya ka sb se bara Hospital BAGHDAD(IRAQ) main hai. Duniya ka sb se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai. Duniya main baghair Aatay, Cheeni, BiJli, Petr0l or CNG k lo0g PAKISTAN main rehtey hain. Or Duniya [...]

Shor Kam Karo

Adam — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:09:53 +0000

Girls Hostel K Compound Mein Cycling Krtay Huay Lrkiyan Bohat Mazay Se Shor Macha Rahi Theen. Madam Ne Kaha: Shor Kam Karo,Wrna Cycle Pe SEATS Phir Se Lgwa Doongi.

Sardar calls to wife

Adam — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:10:25 +0000

Sardar calls to wife, Ghar nhi aa sakta, car ka steering, gear sab chori ho gya Aftr 5 min, he calls. “Aa raha hu, Galti se pichli seat pe baith gya tha”

What A Nice Feeling To Be In love With ALLAH

Adam — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:10:47 +0000

What A Nice Feeling To Be In love With ALLAH! ¤No Pain, ¤No Tension, ¤No Disappointment Just Blessings & Joy!

Success Of Life GetUp With U 4Ever

Adam — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:11:10 +0000

It’s My Pray When U Sleep Ur Sorrows, Tensions & Worries Also Sleep 4Ever And When U GetUp Ur Success Of Life GetUp With U 4Ever…! (Ameen) Good morning