Hot Funny SMS

Falling in love

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:19:56 +0000

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. – Helen Rowland

If I had a penny every time I thought of you

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:19:35 +0000

If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I’d still miss you, but at least I would be rich!

HOW WAS THE SHOT BETWEEN TWO FINE LEGS?

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:19:09 +0000

AZARUDDIN ASKS SANGEETA BIJLANI AFTER THEIR FIRST NIGHT, ” HOW WAS THE SHOT BETWEEN TWO FINE LEGS? SHE SAYS SHOT WAS GOOD, BUT U R NOT THE OPENING BATSMAN

Who is stronger, Man Or Woman ?

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:18:36 +0000

Q: Who is stronger, Man Or Woman ? A: A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

Gand phatne me sirf 10 din reh gae hain Faraz

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:18:12 +0000

Gand phatne me sirf 10 din reh gae hain ‘Faraz’ Kyu k 1st year ka Result Aney wala hy…!!!

I cannot think of a good opening sentence

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:17:43 +0000

I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???

Finding a nice girl

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:17:15 +0000

Finding a nice girl is like a finding a angel, u never know when she will appear and take u to a heaven.

Passion running trough my veins

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:16:51 +0000

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!

Love is looking whether he is looking

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:16:25 +0000

Love is… looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!

Never make love in the garden or in the fields

Adam — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:15:25 +0000

Never make love in the garden or in the fields …… For love might be blind but your neighbors not!