tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:59:47 +0000Where Hated Rivals Gather To Weep and Cheer for Sports-Related Phenomenahttp://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)Blogger1560125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-8571642030114964428Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:50:00 +00002009-12-03T09:59:47.149-06:00StubTubesKansas City ChiefsDenver BroncosA Coach Named JoshThe TraditionMatt Cassel Wears Pink Polo ShirtsHome Cookin' Never Gets OldThe crew over at Arrowhead Pride just never stops delivering. Great stuff from them all the time. This clip has drive-on-drive highlights from the famous '94 game at the Old Mile High. Lots of familiar names, and lots of terrible post-game gear for the winning team. But most of all, at the 1:00 mark, some 15-year-old home cookin' that the Chiefs were luckily able to overcome.It's been a minute http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/12/thursday-thumbtubes-oldie-but-goodie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-4462070287546062013Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:50:00 +00002009-12-02T14:12:09.236-06:00Kansas City ChiefsDenver BroncosThe TraditionColor Commentating of the Utmost AwesomenessThis Blog Totally Needs More Star Wars ReferencesAxed CoachesA long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the rough focus of this blog was the rivalry between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos. Those were the days of old, when the Chiefs, represented by yours truly, tried to lose more games per season than the Detroit Lions, and the Broncos, pulled for by Cecil and Old No. 7, consistently toyed with division titles and playoff appearances. As http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/12/wednesday-whatnot-tradition-week.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-1445892818180336560Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:43:00 +00002009-11-30T18:48:16.767-06:00Kansas City ChiefsDenver BroncosThe TraditionThe Power O' The JinxHome Cookin' Never Gets OldThe Truman Sports Complex...that we must remember to not unleash the power o' the jinx. If memory serves, I think this fine saloon is somewhere in the KC metro. I'll be sure to not frequent it very soon.(props to Arrowhead Pride for the story link)http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/monday-miscellany-chief-rule-is.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-4540882378058022698Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:28:00 +00002009-11-28T15:30:55.511-06:00StubTubesThe MuppetsSaturday StudmuffinsNeed I say more?http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/saturday-studmuffins-jim-henson.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-751803715708716615Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:01:00 +00002009-11-27T16:41:12.538-06:00Kansas City ChiefsSleeping With the EnemyMarmalard Likes HimselfSan Diego Not-Particularly-Super ChargersWelcome in boys and girls, to another episode of "Sleeping with the Enemy." I've mentioned before that I've had some occasional difficulty getting Chargers fans to commit to participating in this feature, but on this go-around, we're thankful to have Loren S Casuto from Bolt Talk join us. Looking forward to installment two of Chiefs/Chargers this Sunday at Qualcomm Stadium, we stoked the fire andhttp://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/sleeping-with-enemy-week-11-chiefs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-6706973753888313534Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:14:00 +00002009-11-25T10:17:31.105-06:00Decent ImpersonationsStubTubesMiscellaneous NonsenseMusta thought it was StubTube day. Enjoy.(props to With Leather)http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/wednesday-whatnot-fresh-princery.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-7671040361238101174Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:09:00 +00002009-11-25T09:41:27.984-06:00SportsMade-Up WordsQuotasticlesHistorySchool might be out, but there's always room for learnin'. Oh, come on. We've even thrown in a song to make the learnin' funner.* Some football broadcast firsts today: The University of Texas and Texas A&M debuted the art of play-by-play broadcast today in 1920 down in College Station, Texas. Forty-five years later, the NFL gave the world the first color television broadcast in the form of a http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/historically-speaking-old-no-7.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-6067463823143984218Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:01:00 +00002009-11-24T10:15:02.577-06:00Animal CrueltyAsshole Steeler FansPittsburgh -- Where They Allegedly Don't Just Fondle Kids They Also Rape and Kill PuppiesPure IdiocyWhoa. Wow. WTF? I cannot get my head around this story in which, allegedly, a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers kicked a 13-week-old puppy to death because the animal would not behave. I hope that bum gets the chair.(props to Arrowhead Pride and Deadspin)http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/and-we-really-cannot-have-this.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-3304059702383366361Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:37:00 +00002009-11-23T23:59:13.096-06:00Brandon Marshall's BrainDenver BroncosA Coach Named JoshIf You Don't Knowshon Ya' Betta' Push SomebodyNow, now. We can't have this.Let's play nice, boys. We can't have the Gene Wojociechowskis of the world saying "This time, Broncos fans, they're sparing you the agony of the end-of-the-season choke." We also can't really have our coaches telling the other team's players "We own you." Can we?http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/uh-oh.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-478705803642548205Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:48:00 +00002009-11-23T17:47:50.013-06:00Look Kids Big BenKansas City ChiefsDon't Ever Fuck With A Winning StreakDissipation of Pent-Up Anger Is goodHe's Sure A Haley Of A Good CoachPlaying To Win the Game More Seldom Than MostI have spent much of the last two years inside this House of Georges being a crabby prick. That's not what I aimed for, initially. Honest. I'm not asking for any pity parties here, but life just ain't that easy when your sports teams seldom give you anything positive about which to write. When your Sunday is miserable, and that bleeds into your Monday, Tuesday, and sometimes Wednesday, and that http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/monday-magnificence-win-for-ages.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-7893937212121689016Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:21:00 +00002009-11-21T14:26:07.453-06:00College FootballRednecks and Racial SlurringSaturday StudmuffinsLink TrickeryIf you don't know why Dr. Jones makes today's cut, look it up.http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/saturday-studmuffins-university-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-1672678849532479679Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:29:00 +00002009-11-20T16:22:53.348-06:00Kansas City ChiefsThe AFC North: Where Bloaches Go To Whale On Each OtherSleeping With the EnemyPittsburgh--Where They Allegedly Don't Just Fondle Kids They Also RapeBloachesGreetings and welcome back in for another installment of "Sleeping with the Enemy," where we wax pigskin of a fan of the opposing team.Today's special guest is none other than Haliwood, who's a long-time friend, a Canadian, and, yes, he thumped me soundly in fantasy football in week two of this season. Given my fantasy track record, though, that ain't sayin' much. Either way, our chat proved http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/sleeping-with-enemy-week-ten-steelers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-508279202466223841Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:04:00 +00002009-11-21T13:45:17.565-06:00Joe PosnanskiGroping Percentage Was Not A Stat In MoneyballThe HoG 25GangstasMichael Irvin Is the Biggest Fuckwad in Human HistoryThe Widespread Scorn of Malcolm GladwellWe're back again, and in case you're new to the House, this HoG25 thing we've been doing for the past few months has included NFL quarterbacks, American cinema, baseball hitters, readin' books, starting pitchers, television shows, and wide receivers. And in case you missed the first chunk of this segment, you can find it here. Anyway, today's segment is the Top 10, but in this particular instancehttp://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/hog25-25-best-writers-of-past-25-years.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-1470884064171233905Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:20:00 +00002009-11-17T16:45:01.299-06:00StanktasticKansas JayhawksKansas City ChiefsBig Fat PeopleBaseball Drug Policy ViolationsWell-Thought-Out PredictionsSurprising PitchingKansas City RoyalsIt's a gloomy day in Kansas City. That is, it's raining. Either snow or rain has been falling consistently for three straight days now, and sporting news hitting the CyberStands doesn't look much better. In case you've not heard, Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe has been suspended by the NFL for four games for violating the league's performance-enhancing substance policy. Word is thathttp://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/tuesday-tidbits-it-has-now-officially.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-5202947189389301669Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:16:00 +00002009-11-21T17:14:13.445-06:00MeastinessWhat Them Other Guys Be Writin'Dane Cook Is FunnyThe HoG 25THE Fort Lewis CollegeLess Writing More Boobs PleaseWhile the rough focus of this blog has always been the rivalry between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos, the purpose of this blog is to entertain, via our hilarious, occasionally inconsistent ability to smith words. Naturally, that makes this installment of The HoG25 an important one. For that reason, we haven't ranked them as we have in others; we've simply included the order in http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/hog25-best-25-writers-of-past-25-years.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-8115554803996629866Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:05:00 +00002009-11-16T23:29:18.468-06:00Kansas City ChiefsThe Inverted-Vagina Symbol Rides AgainAwesome SigningsCincinnati BengalsFootballChad Johnson Should Take Gasoline BathsThe ink isn't dry. Hell, it's not even 10 minutes old. Wait. How long does it take ink to dry? Either way, The Inverted Vagina Symbol......already has some choice words for his former team. Turns out Chad Ochocinco is pumped about it, too.Question is, if Larry and Chad marry, does Chad take Larry's last name? Does he hyphenate? Wait, Larry assumes the last name Dos Siete. Ah, who cares. December http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/monday-night-makeout-session.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-3600214565287657902Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:03:00 +00002009-11-16T22:51:20.848-06:00Kansas City ChiefsWe Hope To Win The Super Bowl Titties I Mean TitlesSleeping With the EnemyOakland RaidersAl Davis' Coffin Is Has Been Paid For Since 1981Really Bad FootballBeen away from this feature for a minute. Had the bye-week blues a couple of weeks ago, and my Jaguars contact blew me off last week, so please forgive me. Sleeping with the Enemy is back, however, just in time for Raider Week, the sequel. This week we sat down with none other than Elwyn Grimes, Jr., who dons the Silver and Black on Sundays.There was a time when we battled one another in the samehttp://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/sleeping-with-enemy-week-nine-chiefs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-1314804310554957110Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:47:00 +00002009-11-09T23:20:42.946-06:00Look Kids Big BenDon't Ever Fuck With a Losing StreakOh Yes It's Monday Night And I Want To DieDenver BroncosCoach DoogieWe Must Protect This House Except for When We're Leaving EarlyWell, that was just darn fantastic. Really. Splendid, even. Nothing better than to watch the Denver Broncos lose one of its 12 home, eight prime-time football contests in such humiliating fashion.To Denver's credit, their pass rush stayed alive, getting to Big Ben Roethlisberger and generating a fumble, one that was returned for a touchdown. Beyond that? They were terrible. Terrible shreds of http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/monday-night-meltdown.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-6446934547171170982Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:42:00 +00002009-11-09T09:49:31.258-06:00Kansas City ChiefsTodd "Goodfella" HaleyScott PioliFootballThe Inverted-Vagina Symbol Rides No MoreAs per Pro Football Talk, and the Chiefs Web site, the inverted-vagina symbol has finally gotten his wish.Let the speculations begin on where he will wind up. Houston? Seattle? Tampa? I dunno. Let's be glad, though, people. Let's be glad.http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-hey-hey.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-720579561016432693Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:59:00 +00002009-11-06T10:26:40.963-06:00SportsQuotasticlesHistoryWow. Another week in the bank. Don't start looking for the party, yet. There's some last-minute reading, after the jump.* We go back to the wonderful year of 1974 when Los Angeles Dodger Mike Marshall became the first relief pitcher to win the Cy Young Award. Ten years later, Willie Hernandez is awarded the American League Most Valuable Player Award, joining Rollie Fingers as the only relievers http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/historically-speaking-11-6-09.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-8764753613724607036Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:02:00 +00002009-11-05T13:18:45.169-06:00Trade Winds Ain't Just a Construction Company AnymoreIt's Pronounced "Tee-in'"Chicago White StockingsKansas City RoyalsDayton MooreDust-Bowl-Sounding Comments Sections...Johnathan Richard Buck.There was actually a sort of x-factor in Octavio Dotel, who was sent to Oakland from Houston, but then became a Yankee before becoming a Royal, then a Brave, and finally a White Stocking. Mike Wood's been out of baseball for two years. Beltran of course went to Houston, and has been a Met ever since his partial season as an Astro. This left Buck and Mark Teahen, who, as http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/and-last-royal-standing-from-infamous.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (bankmeister)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-782148995871244520Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:59:00 +00002009-11-04T16:10:09.630-06:00ScotTodd HalioliKansas City ChiefsSigns Say Floppy Haired Quarterback People Need Not ApplyJust a quickie today, whilst I attempt to find something profound--or at least grammatically correct--to say for our next installment of the HoG 25. What's it about, you breathlessly ask? Shut the fuck on up and skip ahead to the next sentence, slappy, you'll get it when it's brung to ya.Anyway, saw this post on profootballtalk.com, and man...I mean, if I was a fan of that team--and the http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/11/oh-chefs-will-you-ever-win-answer-hope.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Cecil)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-3436546914680248242Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:15:00 +00002009-10-30T10:30:33.015-05:00StubTubesMatt Cassel Wears Pink Polo ShirtsDoucheBaggeryIf I have one rule, it's this: Videos with gentlemens proudly rocking pink polos get posted on this blog. Join us, will you, after the jump... Hat tip: Sullivanhttp://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/10/for-those-about-to-douche-we-salute-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (old no. 7)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-6466824401995849482Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:48:00 +00002009-10-30T08:21:20.821-05:00Pro Wrestling Will Jack Up Your LifeFatlockThis Post Wasn't Very Good or Very LongI'm Cecil, class. I used to be one of the three legs of the indomitable Iron Triangle, before I got a job with the city and stopped breathing. Government work will do that to you.It's past time--I mean, really past time, like I-can't-believe-my-blogger-log-in-still-works past time--for me to jump back onto this heezy. For shit's sake, my Broncos are 6-0. 6-0! The Nuggets opened up with a YUGE http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/10/here-is-post.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Cecil)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3686125248524517388.post-5125991141131682728Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:52:00 +00002009-10-29T13:29:57.605-05:00The Fucking WORLD SERIESBaseballAsshole Yankee FansAsshole Red Sox FansPitchers Is Fer Puttin' Beer InComing into this World Series (that's the World Series of Baseball, not to be confused with the ongoing poker reruns), I felt that the Yankees had the better club and would win their 27th championship. Not much that happened last night changes my gut feeling, although a few things surprised me. I knew the Phillies had a deep, patient, AL-caliber lineup, but the fact that they could run C.C. http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/2009/10/vote-for-pedro.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (old no. 7)1