Mobile SMS Messages

fantastic definitions of some words

2010-05-10T09:43:00.001-07:00

fantastic definitions

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

What is the true meaning of 'Study' ???

2010-05-10T09:42:00.001-07:00

What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

True meanings of "GIRL"

2010-05-10T09:41:00.002-07:00

true meanings of girl

"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..

"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..

"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..

"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa... ;-)

f r i d a y meaning - Mobile SMS

2010-05-10T09:41:00.001-07:00

f r i d a y

F R I D A Y

F= Farz allah ka ada karo

R= Rab ko razi karo

I= Ibadat dil se karo

D= Darud kasrat se parho

A= Allah se mango

Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME:-

MEANING OF M O T H E R:

2010-05-10T09:40:00.001-07:00

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

Beautiful But Stupid mobile SMS

2010-05-10T09:39:00.000-07:00

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko

2010-05-07T09:09:00.000-07:00

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?

I am waiting for answer if u r genious....

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai..

Newton's new Law of bookology!

2010-05-07T04:32:00.000-07:00

Newton's new Law of bookology!

"Every Book continues to be in its State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless an External or Internal exam Appears.":-D

Its a nice feeling when you know that

2010-01-28T20:29:00.002-08:00

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Wish you a many many happy returns

2010-01-28T20:29:00.001-08:00

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Let the GOD decorate each

2010-01-28T20:28:00.006-08:00

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

How do you expect me to remember

2010-01-28T20:28:00.005-08:00

How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?

Its just another day

2010-01-28T20:28:00.003-08:00

Its just another day,
but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

This msg has No Fat

2010-01-28T20:28:00.001-08:00

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday

Somebody up there Loves you

2010-01-28T20:27:00.003-08:00

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Before the clock strikes twelve

2010-01-28T20:27:00.001-08:00

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day

2010-01-28T20:25:00.005-08:00

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy

2010-01-28T20:25:00.003-08:00

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!

if kisses were rain id send u showers

2010-01-28T20:25:00.001-08:00

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

Congratulations to you, my old friend

2010-01-28T20:24:00.006-08:00

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

Some things r left undone

2010-01-28T20:24:00.005-08:00

Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,

happy birth day to u!

The child was born

2010-01-28T20:24:00.003-08:00

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

Its another birthday for you

2010-01-28T20:24:00.001-08:00

Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.

MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

Wish you a very happy birthday

2010-01-28T20:23:00.000-08:00

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

Life is very short

2010-01-28T20:21:00.004-08:00

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.

Happy Birthday