Aline is one of my favorite porn stars. She is hot as fuck in that girl-next-door kind of way, and more importantly she takes it in the backdoor like a champ. She has one of the best gapes in the business.

Here are some awesome clips courtesy of Zero Tolerance:

See Aline and others @ ZTOD.com

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was sentenced today to time served and a year of probation for filing false tax returns.

The Feds brought a huge tax evasion case against Francis a couple of years ago, but on the eve of the trial the government’s case fell apart and the whole thing turned into one big clusterfuck.

Apparently, Joe’s former accountant who was to be the government’s witness admitted that he was behind the tax fraud and had falsely implicated Joe. At least I think that’s what happened.

The details are so complicated it makes your head nearly blow off after reading only a few minutes of it.

I’ve always been a pretty vocal supporter of Joe’s in the past. I respect his hustle for taking a simple idea like Girls Gone Wild and turning it into an empire.

However, the recent surveillance footage of him beating the shit out of Playboy model Jayde Nicole in a nightclub is inexcusable. Yeah, she poured a drink on him, but the way he reacted was outrageous.

I’m not sure I exactly get the premise of this site, but I like what they’re doing. Incredibly hot barely legal teens getting fucked in every hole while sucking on lolipops (among other things) and it’s in HD. Sound good? Well, it is good and it’s called Lolipop Teenies.

See more at LoliPopTeenies.com

Can you think of anything better than spending Halloween with a hot fucking porn star? I sure as hell can’t. Moreover, what if that porn star was Jenny Hendrix? For me, it just doesn’t get much better than that. Take a look at these awesome pictures of Jenny Hendrix dressed as a slutty nurse and sucking some major man meat.

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That’s not all…there’s also this one. Also, some movie clips here and here.

See more Jenny Hendrix @ OnlyTeenBlowJobs.com

Here’s a nice clip of super-hottie Madison Ivy masturbating and sucking wang at Jizz Bomb. Madison is probably my favorite porn star right now. She’s less than 5 ft. tall and weighs like 89 lbs. How do you not love that?

See more @ Jizz Bomb

The whole “green” movement is way over the top. I don’t buy into the global warming crap anyway, but now everything has to be “green”. Being “green” is good. This eco-crap is now making its way into our fucking bedrooms and I’m not having it.

Being “green” makes me see red. If you’re the kind of tool who only buys “green” sex toys that are good for the planet — you should be shot.

Buy whatever sex toy you fucking like and don’t worry about how fucking “green” it is. If you’re worried about your “carbon footprint” when you’re banging your old lady just give it up. You’re a total douche and shouldn’t be fucking anyone. We don’t need people like you to reproduce.

Genesis Magazine has released their 11th annual “Porn’s Hot 100” list for 2010.

Here are the top 10:

1. Sasha Grey

2. Jenna Haze

3. Jesse Jane

4. Tera Patrick

5. Stormy Daniels

6. Bree Olson

7. Briana Banks

8. Belladonna

9. Joanna Angel

10. Gianna Michaels

(hat tip Darrah Ford)

Darrah Ford has an interesting take on the pending divorce of long time couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld. Apparently, Evan would rather fuck the help than his wife. The “help” being Tera’s new contract girl Lupe Fuentes. Stay classy, Evan.

As Darrah points out, Evan had a pretty good gig going with Tera Patrick. They’ve been married for 7 years and she let him bang all the porn stars he wanted for their movies. He even has his own porn site called RockStarPimp.

So, it seems a little short sited and frankly a little dumb to throw away such a cushy arrangement for some flash in the pan porn skank, who probably won’t even be in the business this time next year. Moreover, the bitch is probably just a gold digger.

Also, Lupe isn’t even that hot. On a scale of 1-10 I give her a 5 tops.

Watch Kristina Rose get worked over by Manuel Ferrara:

Get this and a whole lot more @ ZTOD.com

I’ve tended to be a fairly vocal defender of Joe Francis over the years. As a businessman I can’t help but admire Joe’s genius for starting Girls Gone Wild. It was an amazingly simple idea that has earned Joe hundreds of millions of dollars.

That said, I can’t defend him on this one. In case you didn’t hear, Joe was thrown out of a club a couple of weeks ago after allegedly punching former Playboy model Jayde Nicole. Nicole says she poured a drink on Francis when he wouldn’t stop hitting on her friend.

Here’s Jayde Nicole:

Obviously, it’s bullshit to pour drinks on people, but Jayde claims Joe responded by punching her in the face and kicking her.

I was skeptical of this claim initially, but now the surveillance tape is out and it’s pretty damning. Whether or not Jayde poured a drink on Joe is irrelevant at this point. What matters is how Joe reacted.

First of all, Joe denies the whole thing. He says Jayde poured a drink on him, and all he did in response was pull her hair.

Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him.
Joe says he turned around and pulled her hair in reaction to the attack. Francis says this is the only contact he made with Jayde…

Suffice it to say, hair pulling is a pussy move for a guy to use on a girl (assuming no sex is involved of course).

With Joe’s denial in mind, take a look at this video…

Joe Francis Attacks Jayde Nicole Security Tape – Watch more Funny Videos

He straight jacked her in that video. She looked like a fucking rag doll. Where I come from, treating a woman like that (any woman) is a good way to get yourself hurt real bad.

Joe is a pussy motherfucker for beating up a woman (an extremely hot playboy model woman).