This is pretty stunning to me. It’s common knowledge that many if not most porn stars also do a bit of escorting on the side (hooking). When you get fucked on film for a living, it’s not exactly a great leap, right?

I can remember a couple of years ago it would’ve cost you a few grand to bang a top porn star. Anywhere from $1,200 to $3,000+ depending on who and what you wanted to do.

Things can certainly change a lot in a couple of years — let me just say that. The economy is bad — but I didn’t think it was this bad.

There are literally hundreds of porn stars that you can fuck now for, wait for it, $300 or less. I repeat $300 or less!

I find that to be both arousing and frightening at the same time. $300 or less is getting down towards street hooker shit.

I usually have a $1,000 rule when it comes to hookers. Meaning, I usually don’t fuck a hooker who charges less than $1,000. 1K and over means not everyone can afford to fuck them and those that can are a little cleaner.

For $300 or less, every Tom, Dick, and Harry can have his way with that shit.

Having said that, when you see the names on the list you’re not gonna give a shit about that anymore.

Hell, for that price you may as well get two. Maybe even three.

Here’s a little sample of the sluts I’m talking about…

Haley Scott – $240

Isabella Pacino – $300-$500

Jenny Hendrix – $500 (30 min) – A little more $$$ but still a BARGAIN

Tiffany Rayne – $350

Riley Mason – $250

Samantha Sin – $400

Tiffany Holiday – $150-$450 (fuck at your own risk)

Tricia Oaks – $250-$400

That’s only a fraction of the bitches available. Frankly, I would gladly pay Jenny Hendrix $2000 to fuck her. $500 is a fucking bargain.

UPDATE:

Here’s the one that really takes the cake. Moreover, it went down right here in my hometown.

Audrey Hollander and her porn king husband Otto Bauer have an ad in the Houston area classifieds.

It reads as follows:

Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer- XXX PORN STAR EXPERIENCE-Private Session – 24

Hi Guys! AVN Performer of the Year- Audrey Hollander!
I am in H-TOWN FOR ONE WEEK and I want to get f#@ked HARD!

I am with my PORN STAR partner Otto Bauer who is also an AWARD WINNING Film Star.

I get so horny while I’m away from L.A. and I want 2 on 1 MFM action!
YOU, ME, and OTTO for a hot session you will never forget! You guys can go one at a time or two-on-one or whatever you want! I AM SO HORNY!

Search "Otto and Audrey" on any search engine to find TONS of Pics and Vids to give you an idea of what your session will be like! XXX

WE DO NOT TRADE PICS!

INCALL- 1960 East
SERIOUS ONLY-

MFM ONLY with- You, Audrey, Otto (Otto is cool as hell and knows how to share;)-

LIMITED TIME AND SPACE- We have a very affordable ‘Private appearance fee’ +/- 300.00
No time clock so there’s no rush OR limits- Audrey can do ANYTHING!…

Audrey Hollander doesn’t really do it for me, but $300 or so to have a threesome with legendary porn duo Otto & Audrey is really something.

In fact, that might be the coolest deal I’ve ever heard of. The interesting thing about those two is that they’re not hurting financially as far as I know. They just like to fuck.

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From XBIZ:

Extreme Associates partners Rob Black and Lizzy Borden will each spend a year and a day in prison as part of their guilty pleas on obscenity charges.

Black, whose real name is Robert Zicari, and his wife, Borden, whose birth name is Janet Romano, also received two years of supervised release at sentencing Wednesday.

They pleaded guilty in March to conspiracy to distribute DVDs purchased by an undercover U.S. postal inspector in Pittsburgh.

As you’ve probably heard, there’s an AIDS scare sweeping through the adult industry right now. For the first time since 2005, a performer tested positive for HIV.

I don’t know who patient zero is, but AIM Health Care does and she’s been taken out of circulation along with everyone she worked with since testing positive.

The handful of people this bitch worked with are under quarantine until such time as they successfully test negative on three tests in a row — with 3 weeks in between each test I think.

Hopefully, no one besides patient zero was in infected, but it remains to be seen.

Anyway, one of the people under quarantine is male performer Seth Dickens. Dickens is a veteran of the industry and a hell of a nice guy I’m told.

He spoke to Gram Ponante about the situation in the hopes of squashing rumors and setting the record straight.

Here’s what he said:

I know everyone is scared with this HIV incident, and I know my name has been in the middle of this mess, so I would like to take a minute to tell my side of the story. Before I do, I want to say I love this industry, and I wouldn’t do anything to harm it.
I have been under quarantine since AIM informed me of patient zero status. I have honored this quarantine and will continue to honor it until released by AIM.

Thankfully, I have successfully gone through my second round of testing. This has been a very difficult and scary situation for me.

I worked with patient zero on May 20th. She had a valid AIM test that expired on May 29th. I also verified her test on line before shooting that day. I have tested negative for HIV in two series of tests on June 8th and also June 22nd. I will gladly and voluntarily remain on quarantine until receiving my next negative test results on July 6th just like everyone else in my situation.

I just want to be clear, I NEVER work unless I – and my partner – have a current valid AIM test. For anyone that thinks I am calling around to work as talent; that is not true. The truth is, I am working as a production manager in order to pay the bills; that’s why I call around.

I’m really sorry this happened to the industry, and I know it sucks, but it’s not my fault. I’ve always had a good name in this business, I would like to keep it that way. I am hoping this clarifies my involvement in this whole mess, because I have nothing to hide. I want to thank AIM for their help and I look forward to getting back to work. Thank you for your time and consideration.

-Seth Dickens

That’s got to be some scary shit to deal with. Obviously, we wish Seth all the best and hope he comes out of this thing alright.

As ugly as these periodic AIDS breakouts are, they’re actually pretty damn rare in the industry now.

The industry took it upon itself to institute a rigorous testing regime that all performers abide by. However, as with anything it’s not 100% perfect and every few years something like this happens.

The outbreak in 2005 was caused by male performer Darren James. He caught it in Brazil if I recall correctly.

It’s foolish for people to go overseas and fuck in countries that don’t have the kind of testing regimes that we do.

Another reckless and frankly disgusting behavior that porn producer Donny Long has been quite outspoken about is the issue of gay performers bringing their diseases into straight porn.

Since the gay industry doesn’t do AIDS testing, they should keep their diseases over there.

Unfortunately, many irresponsible directors think nothing of risking the lives of straight female talent by pairing them with gays and tranny fuckers.

The women in the industry need to take responsibility for their lives and refuse to work with gay dudes and/or tranny fuckers.

Say NO to tranny fuckers — is that really so hard?

Here’s a little teaser from 18YearsOld.com featuring Madison that I came across today:

The newest anal adventure from the good folks at Jules Jordan Video is called “Elastic Assholes #8” and it was directed by Mike John.

I watched it over the weekend and thought I would give my no BS opinion on it. As a true connoisseur of all things anal sex, I know good anal porn when I see it.

As I’ve said before, I don’t give a shit about stupid sets, fancy costumes, and shitty music. What I care about is nasty anal fucking with extremely hot porn stars.

Instead of giving you a moment by moment account of each scene, I’m just gonna tell you what bitch is in each scene and whether or not the scene was hot.

Scene 1: Kristina Rose

I’m a fan of Kristina Rose. She’s definitely a bad ass looking bitch and I normally enjoy most of her scenes. She has an extremely fuckable ass and it definitely gets fucked in this scene.

Having said that, my only real complaint with the scene is a lack of gapes. There’s a couple of quick gapes from Kristina in this scene, but more a lot more ass gaping would have made the scene hotter.

Scene 2: Dia Zerva

I’ve never heard of this bitch before. She’s decent looking, but I wasn’t really feeling it. She wasn’t hot enough and overall the scene didn’t work for me.

Scene 3: Chayse Evans

Chayse Evans is a definite hottie. She has an ugly tattoo, but otherwise a banging body and a tight ass. The scene was pretty good overall, but for some reason it just didn’t do it for me.

Scene 4: Holly Fox

Holly is a decent looking. I thought she came across good in the scene and seemed to have good chemistry with the James Deen. Pretty good anal throughout, but Holly just doesn’t quite put me where I need to be.

Scene 5: Charlotte Vale

This was my favorite scene of the movie. I haven’t seen very many scenes with Charlotte Vale, but this scene made look for more of her. This bitch is just so damn sexy and you can tell she loves to fuck. Great anal throughout with excellent gaping action. I give this scene an A+

Scene 6: Lexi Love

I can’t really explain why, but I’ve never really liked Lexi Love. She’s a popular performer and a total anal slut, but she just doesn’t appeal to me all that much. Good anal fucking throughout the scene and decent gaping action as well. Lexi needs to shave her pussy hair off.

Final Thoughts:

This was an ok movie. If you’re not a serious consumer of porn, you’ll probably love it. For me however, I found it lacking. With the exception of Kristina Rose and Charlotte Vale, I think the rest of the female talent is average at best.

I also think Mike John could have upped the nastiness level a little bit. Not enough gaping or ass to mouth for me.

Instead of buying the entire movie, I would recommend watching only the scenes you want at House of Sodom VOD.

Have a look…

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Don’t forget to check out the movie clips!

I’ve said it thousands of times before and I’ll keep fucking saying it — because it’s true. Nothing is hotter than a fresh 18 year old taking it in every hole.

For this reason I feel it’s necessary to let you know about a new teen site that just came online this week.

It’s called Real Teens and real teens is exactly what you get. I know what you’re thinking, if this new site is called Real Teens, does that mean other sites with teens are fake?

I don’t know about any of that, but I do know that Real Teens offers some excellent content. Unlike most sites claiming to offer teen content, Real Teens shoots their own content that delivers exactly what is promised.

Here’s a few goodies to wet your whistle:

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