HOW PANTIES DEFINE US

Sex After Having Kids!

2011-01-31T12:21:00.000-08:00

I know it has been forever since I've posted anything. but life has been a roller coaster for the past year! with two kids and my house falling apart there has barely been time to breathe! but things are looking up! so I've been thinking of something nice and juicy to write and I think I've got it! topic would be.... sex after having kids! :) most people say that their sex life goes out the window after having kids and I am here to say that its a lie! making time to have sex after you have kids can be tricky but like other things in life if you want something bad enough you'd do anything to get it! I've become very fond of waking my husband up at 3 or 4 am. (when the kids are asleep) and just taking it! I find it's pretty exciting! not only for him but for me too! :) a little cheap thrill in life keeps me sparked! :) so take the time and make things happen its not only good for you but it keeps you happy, close to your spouse, and sane!

Earth Month

2010-04-21T14:17:00.000-07:00

It's Earth Month so to honor the earth... and create less Forrest fires.... shave it off and make yourself and others smile!

Parenting

2010-03-28T21:08:00.000-07:00

As a young parent I have learned so much... How something so small that hurt so bad and caused me lots of pain, could make me smile so much!
How hearing a three year old respond to you with "OK mommy jeezzzz...." can really make you laugh.
And watching your three year old daughter squeeze her way into her two month old little brothers clothes, can be a real test of one's skills. (thank god for sewing machines and imaginations!) I know your probably curious on what I'm talking about so I'll tell you the story....
Last night My daughter tried to squeeze into her little brothers monkey sleeper.... when she realized it was too small and she was too big... I had to use my imagination and make do.
So I noticed my long tan sweater sitting across the room.... pulled out my sewing scissors and my machine..... and now I have two little monkey's. However its been 24 hours and prying this thing off of her will be my next task.

Random but Important!

2010-03-14T20:17:00.000-07:00

Life is what you make it to be.
Make it important!
Because life is too short,
to fool around!
Work hard,
Play hard,
and laugh!
Make others laugh.
Don't be shy,
or the moment will pass you by.
Say what you mean,
And mean what you feel.
For they are your feelings,
and yes they are real!

Funny!!!!

2010-03-14T20:11:00.001-07:00

( I read this somewhere and laughed my ass off so I figured I'd share a smile!)

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts tarter and plaque by 77%.
So go get that 77% suck a dick and save a smile!

(lol that's really funny! Now when I see someone with white white teeth its going to make me wonder!)

Too Quick To Judge

2010-03-14T20:01:00.000-07:00

The guy in the sky,
has no disguise.
You pass him everyday,
He has no specific shape or size.
So don't be quick to judge,
And don't be lenient on,
Who you hug....
For you never know,
Which stranger will lead you,
To the place you were meant to go.
The wise ones always said,
You reap what you sow.
So remember this the next time,
You think something bad,
About someone you don't know!

I Dare To Dream

2009-11-09T14:53:00.000-08:00

For once in my life,

I can actually say ,

That I like who I am today.

I don't have to pretend or even care,

What people think,

They can think what they dare!

There is no facade,

Just me.

I don't care if I come off as odd.

I dare to be different,

I dare to dream.

No matter how big,
My dreams may seem.

Back To The Sex Talk!

2009-04-03T12:28:00.000-07:00

Most people exercise I SEXERCISE! Not only is it fun but it burns more calories then the normal exercise. I've noticed that when I exercise alone i get bored and stop, but when I sexercise I never get bored and never want to stop! :) I am a freak of nature, I know but I like what I like! I have the sex drive of a man. I might as well put it to good use!

Fact!

2009-03-26T19:24:00.000-07:00

It is truly amazing to me that people are shocked by some of the things that I say and do. I don't think before I speak. I just let it fly! I don't reserve my thoughts or feelings I don't feel I should have to hold anything back. I am very aware of who I am and what I stand for. I wish more people had a better understanding of themselves, and were secure enough to appreciate my openness for it's a huge part of me! love me or hate me I will not change!

THE BOOBAGE!

2009-03-13T14:12:00.000-07:00

So after giving birth to my daughter (2 years ago) I guess I was to busy to notice, or in denial or something. I don't know? But the boobage issue has really started to get to me. I was always a tiny little thing and now I have some killer curves! I hate shopping for bras so I put it off, and put it off... and then I realized it was becoming a problem when I had to wear 2 bras to keep the girls in! (one under wire and a sports bra on top of it) And trying to figure out your bra size is no walk in the park either! I had one hell of a time! By the time I gave up and decided I needed professional help I was ready to pull my hair out! So I called a local department store and the poor girl that I talked to was so sweet and very sympathetic, she had gone through the exact same thing so she understood how I was feeling. She asked me for my measurements, so I gave them to her... and then she did the math to figure out what size I was, the first thing to come out of my mouth when she told me was "holy shit! no way!" i had apparently jumped 2 cup sizes. (so we stayed on the phone for 15 minutes laughing about the boobage issues we both had)... And its no wonder i was wearing 2 bras! my advise to those who are having this issue is "if the girls are too big for the bra your in, don't be afraid to get help finding ones that fit. it just might be a surprise to you too."

Love Spell

2009-02-27T15:37:00.001-08:00

You said you needed me,
You lied and cheated me.
You stole my heart,
And made me cry.
After you left,
Inside I died.
Empty and alone,
I tried to move on.
I didn't get far,
For I was all alone.
You put my heart through hell,
By casting your love spell.
Trapped in the dark,
Stranded and cold.
As time past by,
Your shit got old!

Random

2009-02-27T15:29:00.000-08:00

Something as beautiful as the ocean,
That's deep, wide, and blue.
Couldn't come close to my love for you!
You can't compare beauty to love.
It is like making a wish,
That you know won't come true

That Thing Called Love

2009-02-27T15:02:00.000-08:00

It's so amazing,
I can't believe it's real.
The pain is gone.
It's that thing called love,
That I feel.
Can this be it or am I dreaming?
I can only wish he's not plotting or scheming.
To play with one's heart,
Is not very kind.
Playing mind games from the start,
And heartache you will find.

So be true to your love,
For it is a gift sent from above.
It is only when you lose it.
That you will find,
It's that thing called love
that will last us a lifetime.

Random

2009-02-27T14:57:00.000-08:00

Look into my eyes,
And tell me how you feel.
Don't be a fool,
Just keep it real.
If I like what you say,
It will keep me from walking
The other way.

The day I met you

2009-02-25T23:14:00.000-08:00

I remember the day I met you,
Even though I didn't have a clue.
You gave me a friendly smile,
And then we talked for awhile.
When I looked into your eyes,
I began to see,
That you are far more,
Then I thought you would be.
You gave me friendship, respect, and love.
You glowed like an angel,
Sent from above.
I was not looking for love,
But it is true.
Love was what I found,
The day I met you!

choking on love!

2009-02-25T23:00:00.001-08:00

My heart is beating overtime,
can't seem to get you off my mind.
I've been thinking about you all day long,
in my heart I know that something is wrong.

I wish I didn't feel this way,
for I am cold,
Untouchable and unkind.
You made me this way,
and expected me to be fine.
I wasn't...
I lost all hope.
Almost dying I started to choke.

missing you

2009-01-25T20:44:00.000-08:00

It's a cold and rainy night, and I just don't feel right.
My heart hurts, like it's never hurt before.
All because you left, you just walked out my door.
I know you'll be back, but I can't wait to see you again!
So I'll pour my heart out on paper, through this bleeding pen!

Random Short Poem

2008-11-05T11:31:00.002-08:00

When love is here,
and there is no sound,
I feel like a feather,
that lifted off of the ground.
As it flies away,
so does the disarray.
And out comes the sun,
to brighten up my day!

The Thong!

2008-08-06T21:34:00.000-07:00

There should be a rule for women who wear thongs.
I understand wearing thongs with dresses, skirts, and even sometimes jeans. But with cotton, spandex and sweat pants the thong should be outlawed.
I say this because when you wear a thong with cotton, spandex, or sweats your pants go into your butt crack causing you to have the hungry butt syndrome! and when it looks like your butt is hungry the thong is no longer a good thing!
(when I say your butt looks hungry, I mean your butt is literally eating your pants!)
I see hungry butts everywhere I go and honestly it is an eye sore. It really hurts my eyes!!!!
I'm really conscious of what panties I wear with certain outfits.
I just think women should be more aware of their hungry butts!

Stop and think

2008-08-03T01:48:00.000-07:00

People use terms all of the time, that really make some stop dead in their tracks to think. Like the term....... "Tickled pink" Is it me or does that just sound wrong?

Who came up with terms such as these? And what were they truly thinking?

I know people use the term "Tickled pink" to express extreme happiness, but you'd be happy too if somebody tickled you pink! Right?

One Heavy Heart!

2008-07-17T20:47:00.000-07:00

My heart is heavy and filled with pain,
its no wonder I'm sick, I'm standing in the rain.
I'm all alone and I just want to go home.
But i can't move
I'm stuck.
I hear you say you love me but
I don't give a flying fuck!
You ruined me with your games and ever since then,
I haven't been the same.
It tears me apart just hearing your name.
You broke my heart and I'll never understand why,
It hurt so bad that all I could do was cry.
Just when I think I'm over you,
And I'm coming back to life,
You pop back up causing me suffering and strife.
I've suffered for too long,
And I strive to do my best,
But the day you left my heart was put to the test.

I feel like my world is crumbling
beneath my feet,
And there is no net to break my fall.
It takes a beautiful soul to survive,
And I just don't know if I am cut out for it.
I'm suffering.
I just don't know what to do
I'm falling apart.
I feel like a shattered dream,
that's never showed its face to another being.
I'm standing still, but I can barely breathe.
My heart is pounding...
I cant see my face...
I am just a blur.
I cant even think about love, it makes my head stir.
It shakes me up, leaving me dizzy and confused.
god damn you I hate being used!
You stole my heart, and crushed it in front of me,
Like I never mattered.
Leaving me in pieces torn and tattered.
I used to know about a thing called love.

But now I am just a torn soul, my body aches as my heart breaks.
I need to put myself back together, but I'm out of body glue.
I am cold inside, all because of you!
I'm like a bunch of ice cubes, piled not so neatly in a broken glass.
The way you loved and left me, showed that you never cared.
YOU BROKE ME!!!!!
So now when I think of love I get scared.
Scared that if I let myself fall in love,
It will happen again....
If it does that would be my end!
It would crush me to the core,
Causing my heart to shatter for sure!

2008-07-17T20:30:00.000-07:00

Just to clear things up the poem above is one that I found in my old diary, I wrote it to myself about my ex-boyfriend..... i feel pretty exposed sharing it but i thought i needed to be said.

Krissy my loverly wifey!

2008-07-17T20:19:00.000-07:00

We are joined at the hips with a special kind of glue.
The kind that lasts forever, the way that best friends do.
The seal can never be broken, for the bond we have is true.
Together for many years, through all of the good times,
and all of our tears, you have always been there for me.
So many times you've helped me see.
You are my other half, as close as best friends can be.
I'll love you until the end, as long as the road may be.
Just remember, I'll always be there anytime you need me.
So here's to the future and whatever it may bring,
I just wanted to say.....
Thank you for everything!

Love

2008-07-16T17:08:00.000-07:00

Love is something you cherish forever.
It runs through your veins and into your soul.
It possesses every inch of your being without your knowledge.
Love gives you endless reasons to smile, laugh,
And live each day like its your last.
Love is your air supply it gives you life.

insecure people.....

2008-07-11T16:43:00.000-07:00

I had a recent experience that made me think a thought,
that i feel i need to share! So here it is.........
If a man is so insecure about himself, that he is jealous of a woman (that woman being me) then he really must not be much of a man!

I do have big balls and I am really out there.
But I also know who I am I will never change myself to please someone else,
and i dont care if people dont like it. This is me!
Learn to love me or leave me alone! :)