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    <title>How To Beat Up Anything</title>
    
    
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    <updated>2009-11-18T20:53:20-08:00</updated>
    <subtitle>A guide to fighting everything. Bullies, politicians, robots, even time-traveling future-versions of yourself, back to harass you about your life choices.</subtitle>
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        <title>How To Beat Up Anything - Poll</title>
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        <published>2009-11-18T20:53:20-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-18T21:04:08-08:00</updated>
        <summary>Follow me on Twitter, if that sounds like something you wouldn't hate. And see more more How To Beat Up Anything polls here.</summary>
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            <name>Kevin Seccia</name>
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        <title>How To Beat Up... Myself</title>
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        <published>2009-10-09T02:05:23-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-09T02:09:29-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Sorry for the lack of activity on the site... The truth is, I've been recuperating after a life and death battle beyond all reason or explanation. I'd recently decided to take some time away from civilization to truly test myself....</summary>
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        <title>The Arsenal - Saying Something Cocky</title>
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        <published>2009-09-02T10:10:50-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-09-02T10:10:50-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Delivered at the right time, a cocky line can be as effective as a weapon... Not a good weapon. But a mediocre, better than nothing, not-quite-as-effective-as-a-knife... weapon. (Seriously, if you wanted a weapon you should have brought one.) Spicing up...</summary>
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        <title>How To Beat Up a Guy Named Lefty</title>
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        <published>2009-08-05T09:38:52-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-08-25T15:54:34-07:00</updated>
        <summary>You gotta figure he's a southpaw, so the standard rules for fighting a southpaw apply. Step to your left, keeping your lead left foot outside of his right foot, moving away from his power hand. Forget about your jab and...</summary>
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            <name>Kevin Seccia</name>
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        <title>How To Beat Up Your Co-Worker</title>
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        <published>2009-07-10T10:14:16-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-08-25T15:55:35-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Despite hard evidence to the contrary, not all office workers are the same. They oftentimes vary in hair color, height and even ideas. That being the case, the techniques you'd use for fighting one would also vary. For the purposes...</summary>
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