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    <title>How To Beat Up Anything</title>
    
    
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    <updated>2011-12-13T09:51:28-08:00</updated>
    <subtitle>A guide to fighting everything. Bullies, politicians, robots, even time-traveling future-versions of yourself, back to harass you about your life choices.</subtitle>
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        <title>How To Beat Up Santa Claus</title>
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        <published>2011-12-13T09:51:28-08:00</published>
        <updated>2011-12-13T10:44:40-08:00</updated>
        <summary>I'm not saying you should, I'm saying, here's how you do it, if you want to. I'm sure you have your reasons. Maybe when you were five, he didn't get you EXACTLY what you'd shouted for through a sticky, candy-filled...</summary>
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            <name>Kevin Seccia</name>
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        <title>How To Beat Up Robert Downey Jr.’s Character in (Almost) Every Film He’s Ever Made</title>
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        <published>2011-06-22T13:01:03-07:00</published>
        <updated>2011-06-22T13:01:45-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Check out a new How To Beat Em Up over at: Nerdist.com! Like the title of this entry says, it's How To Beat Up Robert Downey Jr.’s Character in (Almost) Every Film He’s Ever Made. Finally! Your key to taking...</summary>
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            <name>Kevin Seccia</name>
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        <title>Punching Tom Hanks - In Stores Now!</title>
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        <published>2011-06-07T06:53:53-07:00</published>
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        <summary>Punching Tom Hanks, the book based on this site, is in stores today! Please buy it. (Or, at the very least, pick it up, sneer at it, then disgustedly place it back down. Then storm out in a huff. Have...</summary>
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            <name>Kevin Seccia</name>
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        <title>First "Punching Tom Hanks" Review!</title>
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        <published>2011-05-12T10:20:56-07:00</published>
        <updated>2011-05-12T14:29:09-07:00</updated>
        <summary>The first review for the book is out. (Did I already make that clear in the title? Is this redundant? Shit, this post is off to a rocky start...) They even pointed out the book's "jaunty tone," which in my...</summary>
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            <name>Kevin Seccia</name>
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        <title>How To Beat Up Anything... The Book!</title>
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        <published>2010-12-06T14:46:39-08:00</published>
        <updated>2011-01-04T07:52:56-08:00</updated>
        <summary>My book "Punching Tom Hanks" comes out in June! Please check it out and then possibly buy it! The book is everything this site was plus TONS more. Would I have just used all caps on "TONS" if I was...</summary>
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            <name>Kevin Seccia</name>
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