How was your day, Dan?

WISH LIST

2009-12-16T15:20:11-08:00

Tell me-- What do you want for Christmas?

LIEBERMAN

2009-12-16T09:55:00-08:00

Why are people so upset about Joe Lieberman? He's not technically a Democrat anymore, he's independent. Let's take a look at some fun facts about why he is so dead-set against any insurance reform: - Amount of campaign contributions to...

SHOPPING IN THE FANCY SHIRTS STORE

2009-12-15T13:52:20-08:00

Sales person: This is the end of season clearance, so items on this rack are on sale. Me: I saw that, I'm excited. Everything left over is either small or extra-large, and in these clothes I can only fit into...

DEAR SANTA CLAUS,

2009-12-14T09:05:48-08:00

Despite what my friends may be telling you, I do not want an Edward Cullen lunch box for Christmas. I believe my friends' motives may be slightly selfish in that they just want me to get one so they can...

OSCAR THE NEKKID BIRD

2009-12-11T20:36:14-08:00

Oscar, the almost-totally-bald parrot that lives at the Humane Society in Fort Lauderdale, is becoming famous. I adore Oscar and pet him whenever I go back to deal with puppies (which has not been in a while, now that I...

OLD MAN

2009-12-10T07:58:00-08:00

I wonder if anyone saw the old man standing in the middle of Lincoln Road last night. He was standing in the walkway, just staring out, watching people as they walked past. Was he waiting for someone? Did he expect...

'RENT'

2009-12-10T07:37:40-08:00

I saw the Broadway tour of "Rent" last night. Let's discuss, shall we? 1) I hadn't seen the stage version before. I did see the movie, which I thought was pretty good. So I didn't understand why people griped that...

CAPTION THIS

2009-12-07T09:02:58-08:00

Said #13: "Give me a kiss."

RITA MORENO

2009-12-04T12:12:54-08:00

I am interviewing Rita Moreno. What questions should I ask? She's performing a cabaret show here in SoFla, as well as hosting a "master class" for university students. She's rather politically liberal, and of course an icon of stage and...

SAVE THE POLAR BEARS

2009-12-03T06:17:21-08:00

Am I the only person who thinks the polar bear cookies at Starbucks look like they are had their throats slit? If Noah Wylie finds out about these cookies he is going to be pissed.

2009-12-02T12:28:04-08:00

If you had the opportunity to interview a big-time interior designer, what questions would you ask? My interior design experience is currently limited to my studio apartment that is furnished with one mirror hung on a wall and a bunch...

BY THE NUMBERS: '2012'

2009-11-30T08:12:49-08:00

Year civilization comes to an end: 2012. Length in minutes of the movie: 158. (With previews, that's over three hours long!) Number of times I looked at my phone to check the time throughout the drudgery of this movie: 5....

GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE

2009-11-28T11:40:53-08:00

Can you see this person's face? I flipped out my cell phone as fast as I could to capture the moment. The man on the left (who looks like he just walked through the doors of Willie Wonka's chocolate factory)...

NEW TOY TRUCK

2009-11-25T11:59:21-08:00

Should I buy a Scion xB, or a Nissan Cube?

RANDOM

2009-11-24T13:48:04-08:00

I met Miss Florida the other night. I was at a party and she walked up to me and said, I swear in these words, "Were you on The Real World? I'm Miss Florida!" Like we're both members of the...