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Star Spangled Banner Whitney Houston

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Howard was talking about Whitney Houston last week her Superbowl performance R.I.P Whitney

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What a waste of a great and beautiful talent….Howard was talking about her last week, about her Superbowl performance….R.I.P Whitney……
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America"s Got Talent ticket ?

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Adrianne Curry pic on live howard stern show

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Adrianne Curry pic on howard stern show

howard stern watch Super Bowl XLVI Commercials: America's Got Talent

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See Super Bowl XLVI Commercials: America's Got Talent

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Howard Stern will appear in a commercial for America's Got Talent Super Bowl XLVI ?

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Howard Stern will appear in a commercial for America's Got Talent during this Sunday's Super Bowl XLVI between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots.
Stern tipped his audience about the commercial on Monday morning's satellite radio broadcast and warned his own Howard 100 News team off digging for details."Cooking up a Super Bowl ad?

"We shot two different versions," said Stern. "The content of the commercial is top secret."

The tradition of watching Super Bowl commercials has become almost as popular as the watching the game itself. Matthew Broderick is also scheduled to appear in a commercial for Honda, reprising his iconic role of Ferris Bueller.
Super Bowl XLVI kicks off on Sunday, February 5 at 6:30PM Eastern on NBC.
Howard Stern begins taping episodes of America's Got Talent later in the month

Howard’s Super Bowl Commerical To Air Today live during the Super Bowl on NBC !

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 06:34:50 PST

Can’t wait to see The America’s Got Talent commercial with Howard, and a Giants Victory…Let’s go Giants!!…Hopefully later tonight, we will have the America's Got Talent commercial here for all that missed it during the Super Bowl.......

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Is Lisa G in love w/ Benjy Bronk?

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LISA G: TOO HARD ON BENJY?

Early in the Show, Howard addressed yesterday’s Wrap-Up Show, noting that Benjy had defended his relationship with Elisa Jordana to both Gary and Lisa G. In a clip, Lisa G could be heard questioning Benjy’s constant partnership-promotion: “Benjy is trying to be a hero to a non-career.” Lisa insisted she wasn’t jealous--just annoyed: “If she’s that talented, she’ll be fine on her own...it just feels like too much.”

BENJY IS PLUG-PRONE

As the Wrap-Up clips played out, Gary echoed Lisa’s complaint: “It feels very manufactured.” Howard said he agreed with the points Gary and Lisa had tried to make: “Benjy is obsessed with getting his girlfriend honest to the point where he feels like this is cache with her.” Howard continued: “It seems to me that you’re devoting a tremendous amount of your energy to promoting Elisa’s career...and it seems like there’s a lot pressure to get her airtime. Like there’s a lot of pressure to keep her in the limelight.”

Howard thought Benjy should quit promoting their projects (“It looks desperate.”) and Gary agreed: “You’re crowbaring in plugs...you plug day and night. That’s not an interpretation. That’s a fact.” Benjy insisted he was doing nothing wrong: “What I’m doing is not a bad thing. And I did it for another purpose.” He claimed he was not trying “to get her to love me”, but Howard didn’t care: “It’s odd and it’s a distraction.”

LISA G IS CONSUMED

Lisa came in to tell Howard she was no longer covering any Benjy-and-Elisa stories for the Howard100 News because they irritate her too much: “I’ve been a little consumed. That’s why I didn’t cover it...it feels tacky to me and disrespectful to you.” Howard turned to Benjy and sided with Lisa: “It’s a sad situation for you...if she’s going to have a big career, you can’t be Colonel Tom in this situation.” Robin, head down, refused to even take part: “Benjy

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Christina Aguilera Sings "At Last" at Etta James' Funeral - howard stern period

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"BLOOD" ON CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S LEGS

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Joan Rivers visits howard Stern

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JOAN & MELISSA RIVERS STOP BY

JOAN & MELISSA RIVERS RETURN

Joan and Melissa Rivers stopped by to promote the new season of “Joan Knows Best,” but Howard was more interested in Melissa’s porn kingpin boyfriend, Vivid CEO Steven Hirsch. Melissa said Steven kept his business separate from his personal life (“He’s very normal.”), but their relationship has generated several sex tape offers from rival porn companies: “I don’t want it.”

Howard noted that Joan often stays with Melissa when she’s in LA--Joan doesn’t keep a place of her own in California--and asked if her visits were ever a burden. Melissa laughed: “Uh, can I have a sip of coffee? No, she’s not a burden...maybe a little burden.” How little depends on the length of Joan’s stay: “Two days a week it would ideal. Four it gets to be a little close quarters.”

DON’T SOLICIT FROM THE KITCHEN
Howard asked about Melissa’s most recent ex, so she recounted how he left his laptop open in the kitchen--when she bumped it, she saw an inbox full of Ashley Madison replies and emails “soliciting” women on Craigslist: “I learned it had been going on for quite a long time.” She called him immediately and called it off. And not a second too soon--the emails leaked just hours later: “The next day, I started getting calls from tabloids. … It was much easier explaining what he did to [her son] Cooper than why.”

PUT ON MAKE-UP AND DON’T EAT
Asked if it was difficult growing up in full view of her mother’s infamously-harsh critical eye, Melissa said Joan has always been on her back: “She still is.” Joan confirmed as much: “Every phone call I end with, ‘Put on make-up.’” Melissa nodded: “And ‘Don’t eat.’”

ON JUDGE JUDY & CHELSEA HANDLER

Howard asked Joan if it was horrible to go on vacation with Cindy Adams and Judge Judy (“I can’t think of a worse time.”), but Joan denied it, encouraging everyone to visit Williamsburg, VA: “I had the best time.” Still, Joan admitted she was jealous of Judy’s wealth: “It burns my ass because I never syndicated anything.” But Judy’s a friend. Chelsea Handler? Not so much: “The girl made it on her back, f***ing the president...we all know how she got there...whatever. But don’t you come after me. You whore.”

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Howard's Hottest Chick Oldest Fart Contest

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:29:23 PST

HOTTEST CHICK - OLDEST FART CONTEST

MEET THE HOTTEST CHICK, OLDEST FART CONTESTANTS

Howard kicked off the Hottest Chick, Oldest Fart contest by welcoming Jimmy, 45, and his wife Erica, 26. Jimmy said he’d been married once before--and might not be able to give Erica children: “I had an accident on a motorcycle...not the penis. Just the vas deferens.” Howard laughed that he was jealous: “Wow. I should start riding a motorcycle.”

Erica said Jimmy wasn’t her first sugar daddy: “I’ve always dated older guys [but] he’s actually the oldest.” Not that Jimmy seems to know it--he still bangs her 4 to 5 times a week. And that’s after almost 5 years of marriage. Ronnie the Limo Driver, in studio to judge the contest, thought Jimmy had done well for himself--when asked for Erica’s “definition”, he quipped: “Smokin’ hot.”

HE’S ALMOST TWICE HER AGE--AND WEIGHT

The next pair, Jim, 54, and Araceli, 37, shocked the crew, but not with their marked age difference. Jim said his massive belly was definitely an issue: “I lay on my back a lot.” But Araceli claimed that Jim’s size didn’t slow him down: “We do it like 3 times a week, but if he’s rested, we can do 3 a day.” Jim said he also keeps her happy in kitchen: “I know how to cook. First thing you got to do is feed ‘em. Then you f’ them.”

HE RETIRED BEFORE SHE GRADUATED

The final couple, Gary, 69, and Danielle, 26, had the biggest age difference by far. Danielle said Gary’s so old, she’s rarely accused of having daddy issues: “They think he’s my grandfather. He’s older than my dad.” Gary, an aging widower, met her at a golf course where they both worked: “He was just a nice guy and a gentleman and encouraged me to go back to school.”

A nice guy and a gentleman, sure, but a nice guy and a gentleman with a keen eye: “I was a stripper for about two years and then I took some time off to get a boob job and then I was working at the golf club.” Gary said he rarely needed help to keep up with Danielle, but when he does, he just pops a pill: “Viagra is your friend.” Howard saw a clear victory: “It is so drastic. It’s not even a compliment. It’s crazy what’s going on.”

GARY & DANIELLE: HOTTEST CHICK, OLDEST FART

Howard ruled out Jimmy and Erica: “They don’t look like such a mismatch...Jimmy’s in pretty good shape, so he looks younger. They look plausible.” Robin agreed that only Jim and Araceli contended with Gary and Danielle: “Even though there’s just a 17-year difference, it looks greater.” So Howard crowned Gary and Danielle the victors: “Gary sounds like he’s half in the grave and he looks it.” Only Ronnie disagreed: “I’m going with number two. Gary looks too happy.”

JD TALKS PORN & ROBIN APOLOGIZES TO MEN

ROBIN’S PROMISE TO MEN

Robin then asked to have the floor: “I have something to report. I have something to say to all of you, as a matter of fact.” Howard laughed nervously: “Uh oh. It’s usually not good when you get that lecturing [tone].” Robin knew what he meant: “That is indicative of why I have something to say to you. You immediately think you’re in trouble.” To that end, Robin explained how she has taken a vow: “I took an oath this weekend that I would never emasculate any man ever again...I want you to keep me honest.”

Robin said she’d spent the weekend in Boston at Allison Armstong’s “Celebrating Men, Satisfying Women” workshop: “What I learned this weekend was that I’ve been emasculating men--especially the men I love. All of you!--most of my life. Probably all of my life. [I’m] probably like the expert of emasculating men. And I want to apologize to all of you. I’m treating you as if you need to be controlled.” Howard hoped for the best: “I’m not getting involved in this latest thing because it will only backfire.”

AN UPDATE FROM DABADASS

Howard continued around, asking each of the crew for personal updates, eventually settling on JD. A caller asked if his video chat avatar was still “Dabadass”, but JD claimed he’d dropped it, revealing that his real nickname was even worse: “My nickname in high school was Cheesy.”

Howard couldn’t believe it: “Looking at you, the last thing I would goof on was that you said something cheesy. I mean, there’s a million nicknames they could have given you. Cheesy? You got off easy.” JD tried to back out of the studio, but Howard pressed him for more. JD eventually buckled, confessing that he still pays girls to video chat with him--and suck on dildos--for $7 a minute. He cleans up with ill-fitting novelty t-shirts he pulls from the show’s “glom box.”

ROGER WATERS DISCUSSES PINK FLOYD

ROGER WATERS FROM THE BEGINNING

Roger Waters stopped by to promote his current tour, a re-staging of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall,” and look back at his long career. Howard had him start at the very beginning, so Roger cited losing his father as young boy as a formative experience: “Very young children are even more narcissistic than you or I am [now]. Something bad happens, you go, ‘I must’ve done that.’”

So it’s not by mistake that he sought out creative camaraderie--he doesn’t regret writing his biggest songs as a member of Pink Floyd: “Absolutely not. We were a cracking team when we were younger...from ‘68 to ‘Dark Side of the Moon,’ we were a tightly-knit group.” But after the release of “Dark Side of the Moon” in 1973, the band began to fall apart: “That was the first time we started making any cash.”

WHEN WATERS MET GILMOUR
Howard asked if Roger met David Gilmour in college, so Roger laughed: “Gilmour didn’t go to college! He was a van driver.” David had just been Roger’s roommate: “I started the band. If you can’t play [well], it’s the only way to do it.” The songwriting process was rarely collaborative--Roger brought “Money” to the band fully-written and ready to be recorded.

But Roger cited “Wish You Were Here” as a collaborative effort, saying he wrote the song around a short riff that David had played in studio. Short, sure, but not small: “The riff is a super-super important part of [that] song.” Roger said songwriting was never easy. While the first “Money” verse came fast, the rest were hard work: “That’s the trick. Adding shit to the end of it.”

HOW THE WALL WAS BORN
Asked why the band was less public than their peers in The Beatles and Rolling Stones, Roger denied that it was intentional: “They were completely different bands.” Roger acknowledged a need to retreat--a need that actually inspired “The Wall”: “This was actually a wall I was building around that younger self of mine. Because I wasn’t ready for that career.” The idea of building an actual, non-figurative wall on stage came from an aggressive audience member: “Because he was climbing up the f’ing front of the stage!”

NOT MUCH CHANCE OF A REUNION
Roger said it was difficult, after Pink Floyd had broken up, to see his former band play his songs live--especially to bigger crowds than he could draw on his own: “It was character forming...[but now] I think I was wrong to think they were wrong.” Still, the band will likely never reunite: “Of course not. Well, possibly Nick...I don’t think David’s interested in doing anything.” But the hatchet’s been buried: “It’s not acrimony that prevents us from getting together.” Roger added that both Nick and David joined him on stage during a performance of the “The Wall” in London last November - but that was probably the closest to a Pink Floyd reunion we will ever see.

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MR. & MRS. RILEY MARTIN

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MR. & MRS. RILEY MARTIN

RILEY MARTIN AND HIS WIFE JOY

Riley Martin stopped by to promote the Kindle release of his book, “The Coming of Tan,” with his wife, Joy. Howard was clearly taken with her: “I would make beautiful love to you. Are you 100% human or are you from an alien planet?” Riley laughed it was no struggle to land such an interstellar beauty: “Miraculous things happen when you mess with the space cowboy.” Joy said she actually sought out Riley: “I pursued him.” She was attracted to their shared belief in alien life: “I did [believe]. I always did as a child.”

Joy said she first heard Riley’s voice while staring into a bright light: “I was in a tanning bed in Pennsylvania. And the person before me had the show on...I heard his voice and immediately [had to meet him].” She fell hard immediately--when Riley greeted her with a hug: “It was a feeling like I’ve always known him. And it was the most powerful feeling that I’ve ever felt in my life.” Howard asked for one of said intergalactic hugs, and Riley jumped at the chance: “I’ve got to lift your wallet, you cheap bastard.”

TWO TIMES VERY LITTLE IS STILL LITTLE

Riley was sure his connection with Joy was genuine: “With what you are paying me, it was not for my money, Howard, you cheap bastard.” Riley said they have sex several times a week--a frequency that surprises many of the young men he meets: “One of the young men was saying, ‘You keep going up there 4 or 5 times a week, that could lead to a heart attack.’ And I said, ‘If she dies, she dies.’”

Joy clarified that “up there” referred to their separate living arrangement: “The first place that we lived in had really bad energy.” Robin thought she knew why: “Riley was there!” Riley cited Joy’s pets--Joy lives with 12 domesticated birds--and Joy nodded, admitting they didn’t make for a peaceful symbol-drawing environment: “My birds and I need our own space. They scream a lot.” Asked if he was packing, Riley bristled: “Take what you have and double it.” Howard laughed: “That’s not a lot.”

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Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure. pic Mariah Carey

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Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure.

Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure.Mariah Carey

Buy Riley Martin book The Coming of Tan: Millennium Edition from kindle

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Rumors swirling that Fidel #Castro has died. Anybody in Cuba know?

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Rumors swirling that Fidel #Castro on Twitter has died. Anybody in Cuba know?

Howard Stern holiday party 2011 Holiday Party highlights and photos

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Ronnie Mund was set to deliver the long-awaited follow up to his controversial nature poem 'Winter' at Thursday night's shindig, and Harmeyer says the sequel doesn't disappoint:

"nothing can beat "Winter"....but it's close" he tweeted.

Harmeyer also reported that HSS writer Richard Christy and his new bride Kristen Christy were the last to leave:

Christine Governale, Ralph Cirella and Robin Quivers at the 2011 Howard Stern Show Holiday Party.

Credits:

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Slideshow: 2011 Howard Stern Show Holiday Party

Richard and his wife were last to leave party at 1 am. Swept out by the janitor

Howard 100 News reporter Jon Leiberman tweeted that Harmeyer's ugly sweater was also a highlight sure to make the air in 2012.
Sal Governale posted three photos from inside the party to his Twitter account Thursday night, and then deleted them Friday morning

TODAY Entertainment - Howard Stern personally calls Twitter fans on New Year's Eve

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:17:59 PST

Howard Stern fans who follow the radio host on Twitter had a chance to get up close and personal with the King of All Media on New Year's Eve. Stern tweeted this message to his followers Saturday night: "Beth and I are drunk dialing.Stern and wife Beth apparently followed through on that promise for the next few hours, at least according to Stern's Twitter feed, where he would tweet about who he spoke to. In numerous cases, he didn't reach the person, but tweeted that he left them a voicemail message.When he was finished, Stern tweeted "Just made my last call. Going to bed. Wishing everyone a happy new year. If u get a call after this...it's not me."

Bon Jovi not dead: Rumor was Twitter fake ?

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Singer-songwriter. Philanthropist. Father. Dead?
Jon Bon Jovi trended worldwide on Twitter today when people thought he was dead. But he is not dead.
A poorly constructed, fake press release got retweeted a whole bunch of times and eventually, talk progressed from his appearance in an Advil commercial to his supposed demise.
Reactions ranged from shock and appreciation for Bon Jovi's work to statements like "Jon Bon Jovi can only be killed by silver bullets" (that one from @Beez_).
No official statement has been issued yet to confirm the death is just a rumor, though a rep is reported to have cleared up the matter, but But Bon Jovi would probably say he's far from suffering. Free of pain, even.
"Pain doesn't have much of a place in my life," he says in the Advil commercial. "I check the schedule and it's not on it."
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Rockstar Jon Bon Jovi (John Francis Bongiovi, Jr) was pronounced dead or internet Hoax ?

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:56:10 PST

Rockstar Jon Bon Jovi (John Francis Bongiovi, Jr) was pronounced dead today after paramedics found him in a coma at his Empress Hotel, city and law enforcement of Asbury Park, NJ sources told The T..

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The Bamboozle Festival,North Beach Asbury Park.New Jersey Fire Department-First Aid Captain Douglas Gray told The Times that paramedics responded to a 911 call from the home. When they arrived, Bon Jovi was not breathing.
The paramedics performed CPR and took Bon Jovi to Jersey Shore Medical Center, Ruda said. Hundreds of reporters gathered at the hospital awaiting word on his condition. The sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said Bon Jovi team rushed to Bon Jovi’s bedside, where he suffered Cardiac arrest.
The detectives plan to interview relatives, friends and Bon Jovis’s doctors to try to figure out what happened. The N.J. County coroner’s office will determine a cause of death. A New Jersey Fire Department source told The Times that Bon Jovi was in full cardiac arrest when rescue units

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Jon Bon Jovi is still alive. Just an internet hoax to get people to see New Year's Eve ?

Jose Meets Jenna Rose

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:44:20 PST

HOWARD CHECKS ON SAL’S MONEY SITUATION

SAL THE SAVINGS-LESS STOCKBROKER

Howard asked Sal if he’d begun saving money after admitting--as he weeped about Howard’s retirement last year--that he’d saved almost nothing: “Sal, it’s a year later. You had a nervous breakdown on the air. Report to us how you’ve changed.” Sal claimed he’d taken a few steps toward retirement: “I added an additional 10% to my 401K here at Sirius...and I opened up a Roth IRA as well. For a couple of us. But not much.”

THE RED AND THE BLACK

Howard was still surprised that Sal had taken so long to change: “That’s a guy who used to get on the phone with people and say, ‘You’ve got to plan for your future.’” Sal’s response confused the phrases ‘in the black’ and ‘in the red’, so Gary underlined Howard’s point: “I understand that some people might not understand ‘in the black or ‘in the red’ but Sal was a stockbroker.” Sal snapped: “It’s a personal situation. Red and black comes in, it’s hard to decipher.”

HOLIDAY GROPINGS FOR ALL

MEET JENNA ROSE

Jenna Rose, Penthouse’s newly-crowned Pet of the Year, stopped by to meet Howard and allow six lucky listeners to feel her up. Jenna said she was so hot growing up, her mom kept her sequestered from her step-dad--he had to stay in a separate wing of the house: “He wasn’t allowed out.” Whenever he had to walk through the living room to smoke outside, her mom would rush in ahead of him to cover Jenna with a blanket.

Jenna’s mom was so overprotective, Jenna was too afraid to lose her virginity until late in her high school career: “I was always afraid that at any given moment, my mother would take me to the doctor and give me a pap smear.” The only sport she was allowed to play was softball, “because it was the only sport where they were completely covered, with the socks and stuff.”

FROM MYSPACE TO PORN STAR

Discovered on Myspace, Jenna quickly moved from nude modelling to porn--and was impregnated while filming her first “cream-pie” scene: “I was booked right off the bat so I didn’t have time to get on birth control, and I didn’t know what ‘cream-pie’ meant.” Howard said he was always awed by male porn star’s ability to hold out, so Jenna laughed: “The way it’s edited, yes. There’s a lot of breaks. Sometimes they take breaks to go to the bathroom or to get hard again.” Jenna went to explain that she found out she was pregnant a few weeks later when a searing pain in her abdomen sent her to the hospital for emergency surgery to save her from a potentially fatal ectopic pregnancy.

THE GIFT OF GROPING

Howard then turned to six listeners “Jenna, take those tits out and give everyone their Christmas gift.” The first listener, Steve, said he suffered from MS and hadn’t been with a woman in quite some time: “It’s been a while.” As he stood, he could only do so with help: “They steroid me up so I can walk around.” But with Jenna’s breasts in his hands, he felt rejuvenated: “Wow...I’ll do a porno with ya.”

Martin, a long-haul truck driver, said he’d come a long way: “I actually drove here, 23 hours from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be here this morning. With no sleep!” Martin positioned himself behind Jenna, as Howard laughed: “You want her butt rubbing into your penis? Is that it?” Martin nodded (“I think it’s very erotic.”) and seemed to work a kind of magic on Jenna: “I’m getting a little wet!”

HER 1ST TIME FEELING A GIRL

The only female listener, Susan, had never been with a woman: “Never had any girl. Never touched any other breasts than mine. [But] well, what better place than your show to break out?” Susan followed Martin’s lead: “I think I’m going to have to go from behind like I’m feeling my own....ooh. Ooh yeah. I think they feel great. They’re super soft.”

John, a married man, said his wife had given him a hard time on his way out the door: “I don’t know if I’m going to go for the feel. Maybe a dry-hump hug. Because my wife will kill me.” He had to come anyway--an invite to Studio 69 was too rare to pass up--so he thanked Jenna for the opportunity: “I’m just going to give you a nice kiss on the cheek and wish you a happy holiday.”

HE’S GOT THE RIGHT TOUCH

Of the last two listeners, Howard was taken aback by Keith, a guy handsome enough to be a porn star himself. Jenna agreed: “He is rough! He is grabbing my neck right now.” Keith purred his best come-on (“It’s just a little massage.”) and Jenna was hooked: “My neck turns me on...It’s getting hot in here, guys.” Howard was impressed, remarking that Keith seemed to have “the right touch”--Keith agreed: “My hands are full. Feels great.”

JOSE TAKES THE LEAD

The final listener, Jose, said he was blind: “I had an accident in Vermont...a snowmobile accident.” He hasn’t touched a woman in a long time: “I’m embarrassed to say this. Years...two years ago.” Asked if he might blow a load while touching Jenna, Jose laughed: “I hope so. I want to.” Jose asked Jenna to tell him what she looked like: “Don’t exaggerate. Can I ask a question? Are you shaved?”

Jenna promised that she shaved, but Jose wanted to confirm: “I don’t believe you. Let me check.” Robin laughed that Jose might have to take her word for it, but Jenna was game, leading his hand where it needed to be. Jose thrilled at the opportunity: “Have you ever had a Spanish tongue on you? Down below?” Jenna said she had, so Jose continued: “Would you like a second one?”

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HOWARD STERN: Benjy's extreme makeover now includes a wig and makeup , pic

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ONLINE SWEETHEART Benjy Bronk ft Elisa Jordana song

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Written and performed by Benjy Bronk and Elisa Jordana
Produced by Elisa Jordana and Taylor Ryan @Metaculture
Photos by Dylan Evans @MisterAfternoon
Benjy Bronk ft Elisa Jordana
Benjy Bronk's album dropping 2.14.12
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HOWARD STERN: Howard makes the official announcement that he is a judge on America's Got Talent

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HOWARD STERN: Howard makes the official announcement that he is a judge on America's Got Talent

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Howard Stern made his official announcement today that he is going to be a judge on America's Got Talent joining Howie Mandel and Sharon Osbourne on the hit NBC show. His agent Don Buchwald came in to the studio to have Howard sign the contracts live on the air on his SiriusXM radio show. The entire announcement can be seen only on Howard TV On Demand.