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Joan Rivers visits howard Stern

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:36:25 PST

JOAN & MELISSA RIVERS STOP BY

JOAN & MELISSA RIVERS RETURN

Joan and Melissa Rivers stopped by to promote the new season of “Joan Knows Best,” but Howard was more interested in Melissa’s porn kingpin boyfriend, Vivid CEO Steven Hirsch. Melissa said Steven kept his business separate from his personal life (“He’s very normal.”), but their relationship has generated several sex tape offers from rival porn companies: “I don’t want it.”

Howard noted that Joan often stays with Melissa when she’s in LA--Joan doesn’t keep a place of her own in California--and asked if her visits were ever a burden. Melissa laughed: “Uh, can I have a sip of coffee? No, she’s not a burden...maybe a little burden.” How little depends on the length of Joan’s stay: “Two days a week it would ideal. Four it gets to be a little close quarters.”

DON’T SOLICIT FROM THE KITCHEN
Howard asked about Melissa’s most recent ex, so she recounted how he left his laptop open in the kitchen--when she bumped it, she saw an inbox full of Ashley Madison replies and emails “soliciting” women on Craigslist: “I learned it had been going on for quite a long time.” She called him immediately and called it off. And not a second too soon--the emails leaked just hours later: “The next day, I started getting calls from tabloids. … It was much easier explaining what he did to [her son] Cooper than why.”

PUT ON MAKE-UP AND DON’T EAT
Asked if it was difficult growing up in full view of her mother’s infamously-harsh critical eye, Melissa said Joan has always been on her back: “She still is.” Joan confirmed as much: “Every phone call I end with, ‘Put on make-up.’” Melissa nodded: “And ‘Don’t eat.’”

ON JUDGE JUDY & CHELSEA HANDLER

Howard asked Joan if it was horrible to go on vacation with Cindy Adams and Judge Judy (“I can’t think of a worse time.”), but Joan denied it, encouraging everyone to visit Williamsburg, VA: “I had the best time.” Still, Joan admitted she was jealous of Judy’s wealth: “It burns my ass because I never syndicated anything.” But Judy’s a friend. Chelsea Handler? Not so much: “The girl made it on her back, f***ing the president...we all know how she got there...whatever. But don’t you come after me. You whore.”

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Howard's Hottest Chick Oldest Fart Contest

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:29:23 PST

HOTTEST CHICK - OLDEST FART CONTEST

MEET THE HOTTEST CHICK, OLDEST FART CONTESTANTS

Howard kicked off the Hottest Chick, Oldest Fart contest by welcoming Jimmy, 45, and his wife Erica, 26. Jimmy said he’d been married once before--and might not be able to give Erica children: “I had an accident on a motorcycle...not the penis. Just the vas deferens.” Howard laughed that he was jealous: “Wow. I should start riding a motorcycle.”

Erica said Jimmy wasn’t her first sugar daddy: “I’ve always dated older guys [but] he’s actually the oldest.” Not that Jimmy seems to know it--he still bangs her 4 to 5 times a week. And that’s after almost 5 years of marriage. Ronnie the Limo Driver, in studio to judge the contest, thought Jimmy had done well for himself--when asked for Erica’s “definition”, he quipped: “Smokin’ hot.”

HE’S ALMOST TWICE HER AGE--AND WEIGHT

The next pair, Jim, 54, and Araceli, 37, shocked the crew, but not with their marked age difference. Jim said his massive belly was definitely an issue: “I lay on my back a lot.” But Araceli claimed that Jim’s size didn’t slow him down: “We do it like 3 times a week, but if he’s rested, we can do 3 a day.” Jim said he also keeps her happy in kitchen: “I know how to cook. First thing you got to do is feed ‘em. Then you f’ them.”

HE RETIRED BEFORE SHE GRADUATED

The final couple, Gary, 69, and Danielle, 26, had the biggest age difference by far. Danielle said Gary’s so old, she’s rarely accused of having daddy issues: “They think he’s my grandfather. He’s older than my dad.” Gary, an aging widower, met her at a golf course where they both worked: “He was just a nice guy and a gentleman and encouraged me to go back to school.”

A nice guy and a gentleman, sure, but a nice guy and a gentleman with a keen eye: “I was a stripper for about two years and then I took some time off to get a boob job and then I was working at the golf club.” Gary said he rarely needed help to keep up with Danielle, but when he does, he just pops a pill: “Viagra is your friend.” Howard saw a clear victory: “It is so drastic. It’s not even a compliment. It’s crazy what’s going on.”

GARY & DANIELLE: HOTTEST CHICK, OLDEST FART

Howard ruled out Jimmy and Erica: “They don’t look like such a mismatch...Jimmy’s in pretty good shape, so he looks younger. They look plausible.” Robin agreed that only Jim and Araceli contended with Gary and Danielle: “Even though there’s just a 17-year difference, it looks greater.” So Howard crowned Gary and Danielle the victors: “Gary sounds like he’s half in the grave and he looks it.” Only Ronnie disagreed: “I’m going with number two. Gary looks too happy.”

JD TALKS PORN & ROBIN APOLOGIZES TO MEN

ROBIN’S PROMISE TO MEN

Robin then asked to have the floor: “I have something to report. I have something to say to all of you, as a matter of fact.” Howard laughed nervously: “Uh oh. It’s usually not good when you get that lecturing [tone].” Robin knew what he meant: “That is indicative of why I have something to say to you. You immediately think you’re in trouble.” To that end, Robin explained how she has taken a vow: “I took an oath this weekend that I would never emasculate any man ever again...I want you to keep me honest.”

Robin said she’d spent the weekend in Boston at Allison Armstong’s “Celebrating Men, Satisfying Women” workshop: “What I learned this weekend was that I’ve been emasculating men--especially the men I love. All of you!--most of my life. Probably all of my life. [I’m] probably like the expert of emasculating men. And I want to apologize to all of you. I’m treating you as if you need to be controlled.” Howard hoped for the best: “I’m not getting involved in this latest thing because it will only backfire.”

AN UPDATE FROM DABADASS

Howard continued around, asking each of the crew for personal updates, eventually settling on JD. A caller asked if his video chat avatar was still “Dabadass”, but JD claimed he’d dropped it, revealing that his real nickname was even worse: “My nickname in high school was Cheesy.”

Howard couldn’t believe it: “Looking at you, the last thing I would goof on was that you said something cheesy. I mean, there’s a million nicknames they could have given you. Cheesy? You got off easy.” JD tried to back out of the studio, but Howard pressed him for more. JD eventually buckled, confessing that he still pays girls to video chat with him--and suck on dildos--for $7 a minute. He cleans up with ill-fitting novelty t-shirts he pulls from the show’s “glom box.”

ROGER WATERS DISCUSSES PINK FLOYD

ROGER WATERS FROM THE BEGINNING

Roger Waters stopped by to promote his current tour, a re-staging of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall,” and look back at his long career. Howard had him start at the very beginning, so Roger cited losing his father as young boy as a formative experience: “Very young children are even more narcissistic than you or I am [now]. Something bad happens, you go, ‘I must’ve done that.’”

So it’s not by mistake that he sought out creative camaraderie--he doesn’t regret writing his biggest songs as a member of Pink Floyd: “Absolutely not. We were a cracking team when we were younger...from ‘68 to ‘Dark Side of the Moon,’ we were a tightly-knit group.” But after the release of “Dark Side of the Moon” in 1973, the band began to fall apart: “That was the first time we started making any cash.”

WHEN WATERS MET GILMOUR
Howard asked if Roger met David Gilmour in college, so Roger laughed: “Gilmour didn’t go to college! He was a van driver.” David had just been Roger’s roommate: “I started the band. If you can’t play [well], it’s the only way to do it.” The songwriting process was rarely collaborative--Roger brought “Money” to the band fully-written and ready to be recorded.

But Roger cited “Wish You Were Here” as a collaborative effort, saying he wrote the song around a short riff that David had played in studio. Short, sure, but not small: “The riff is a super-super important part of [that] song.” Roger said songwriting was never easy. While the first “Money” verse came fast, the rest were hard work: “That’s the trick. Adding shit to the end of it.”

HOW THE WALL WAS BORN
Asked why the band was less public than their peers in The Beatles and Rolling Stones, Roger denied that it was intentional: “They were completely different bands.” Roger acknowledged a need to retreat--a need that actually inspired “The Wall”: “This was actually a wall I was building around that younger self of mine. Because I wasn’t ready for that career.” The idea of building an actual, non-figurative wall on stage came from an aggressive audience member: “Because he was climbing up the f’ing front of the stage!”

NOT MUCH CHANCE OF A REUNION
Roger said it was difficult, after Pink Floyd had broken up, to see his former band play his songs live--especially to bigger crowds than he could draw on his own: “It was character forming...[but now] I think I was wrong to think they were wrong.” Still, the band will likely never reunite: “Of course not. Well, possibly Nick...I don’t think David’s interested in doing anything.” But the hatchet’s been buried: “It’s not acrimony that prevents us from getting together.” Roger added that both Nick and David joined him on stage during a performance of the “The Wall” in London last November - but that was probably the closest to a Pink Floyd reunion we will ever see.

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MR. & MRS. RILEY MARTIN

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 07:52:46 PST

MR. & MRS. RILEY MARTIN

RILEY MARTIN AND HIS WIFE JOY

Riley Martin stopped by to promote the Kindle release of his book, “The Coming of Tan,” with his wife, Joy. Howard was clearly taken with her: “I would make beautiful love to you. Are you 100% human or are you from an alien planet?” Riley laughed it was no struggle to land such an interstellar beauty: “Miraculous things happen when you mess with the space cowboy.” Joy said she actually sought out Riley: “I pursued him.” She was attracted to their shared belief in alien life: “I did [believe]. I always did as a child.”

Joy said she first heard Riley’s voice while staring into a bright light: “I was in a tanning bed in Pennsylvania. And the person before me had the show on...I heard his voice and immediately [had to meet him].” She fell hard immediately--when Riley greeted her with a hug: “It was a feeling like I’ve always known him. And it was the most powerful feeling that I’ve ever felt in my life.” Howard asked for one of said intergalactic hugs, and Riley jumped at the chance: “I’ve got to lift your wallet, you cheap bastard.”

TWO TIMES VERY LITTLE IS STILL LITTLE

Riley was sure his connection with Joy was genuine: “With what you are paying me, it was not for my money, Howard, you cheap bastard.” Riley said they have sex several times a week--a frequency that surprises many of the young men he meets: “One of the young men was saying, ‘You keep going up there 4 or 5 times a week, that could lead to a heart attack.’ And I said, ‘If she dies, she dies.’”

Joy clarified that “up there” referred to their separate living arrangement: “The first place that we lived in had really bad energy.” Robin thought she knew why: “Riley was there!” Riley cited Joy’s pets--Joy lives with 12 domesticated birds--and Joy nodded, admitting they didn’t make for a peaceful symbol-drawing environment: “My birds and I need our own space. They scream a lot.” Asked if he was packing, Riley bristled: “Take what you have and double it.” Howard laughed: “That’s not a lot.”

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Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure. pic Mariah Carey

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 06:33:35 PST

Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure.

Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure.Mariah Carey

Buy Riley Martin book The Coming of Tan: Millennium Edition from kindle

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Rumors swirling that Fidel #Castro has died. Anybody in Cuba know?

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:20:42 PST

Rumors swirling that Fidel #Castro on Twitter has died. Anybody in Cuba know?

Howard Stern holiday party 2011 Holiday Party highlights and photos

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:11:13 PST

Ronnie Mund was set to deliver the long-awaited follow up to his controversial nature poem 'Winter' at Thursday night's shindig, and Harmeyer says the sequel doesn't disappoint:

"nothing can beat "Winter"....but it's close" he tweeted.

Harmeyer also reported that HSS writer Richard Christy and his new bride Kristen Christy were the last to leave:

Christine Governale, Ralph Cirella and Robin Quivers at the 2011 Howard Stern Show Holiday Party.

Credits:

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Slideshow: 2011 Howard Stern Show Holiday Party

Richard and his wife were last to leave party at 1 am. Swept out by the janitor

Howard 100 News reporter Jon Leiberman tweeted that Harmeyer's ugly sweater was also a highlight sure to make the air in 2012.
Sal Governale posted three photos from inside the party to his Twitter account Thursday night, and then deleted them Friday morning

TODAY Entertainment - Howard Stern personally calls Twitter fans on New Year's Eve

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:17:59 PST

Howard Stern fans who follow the radio host on Twitter had a chance to get up close and personal with the King of All Media on New Year's Eve. Stern tweeted this message to his followers Saturday night: "Beth and I are drunk dialing.Stern and wife Beth apparently followed through on that promise for the next few hours, at least according to Stern's Twitter feed, where he would tweet about who he spoke to. In numerous cases, he didn't reach the person, but tweeted that he left them a voicemail message.When he was finished, Stern tweeted "Just made my last call. Going to bed. Wishing everyone a happy new year. If u get a call after this...it's not me."

Bon Jovi not dead: Rumor was Twitter fake ?

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:26:48 PST

Singer-songwriter. Philanthropist. Father. Dead?
Jon Bon Jovi trended worldwide on Twitter today when people thought he was dead. But he is not dead.
A poorly constructed, fake press release got retweeted a whole bunch of times and eventually, talk progressed from his appearance in an Advil commercial to his supposed demise.
Reactions ranged from shock and appreciation for Bon Jovi's work to statements like "Jon Bon Jovi can only be killed by silver bullets" (that one from @Beez_).
No official statement has been issued yet to confirm the death is just a rumor, though a rep is reported to have cleared up the matter, but But Bon Jovi would probably say he's far from suffering. Free of pain, even.
"Pain doesn't have much of a place in my life," he says in the Advil commercial. "I check the schedule and it's not on it."
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Rockstar Jon Bon Jovi (John Francis Bongiovi, Jr) was pronounced dead or internet Hoax ?

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:56:10 PST

Rockstar Jon Bon Jovi (John Francis Bongiovi, Jr) was pronounced dead today after paramedics found him in a coma at his Empress Hotel, city and law enforcement of Asbury Park, NJ sources told The T..

.Empress Hotel, city and law enforcement of Asbury Park, NJ sources told The Times after World Christmas Tour concert on
The Bamboozle Festival,North Beach Asbury Park.New Jersey Fire Department-First Aid Captain Douglas Gray told The Times that paramedics responded to a 911 call from the home. When they arrived, Bon Jovi was not breathing.
The paramedics performed CPR and took Bon Jovi to Jersey Shore Medical Center, Ruda said. Hundreds of reporters gathered at the hospital awaiting word on his condition. The sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said Bon Jovi team rushed to Bon Jovi’s bedside, where he suffered Cardiac arrest.
The detectives plan to interview relatives, friends and Bon Jovis’s doctors to try to figure out what happened. The N.J. County coroner’s office will determine a cause of death. A New Jersey Fire Department source told The Times that Bon Jovi was in full cardiac arrest when rescue units

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Jon Bon Jovi is still alive. Just an internet hoax to get people to see New Year's Eve ?

Jose Meets Jenna Rose

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:44:20 PST

HOWARD CHECKS ON SAL’S MONEY SITUATION

SAL THE SAVINGS-LESS STOCKBROKER

Howard asked Sal if he’d begun saving money after admitting--as he weeped about Howard’s retirement last year--that he’d saved almost nothing: “Sal, it’s a year later. You had a nervous breakdown on the air. Report to us how you’ve changed.” Sal claimed he’d taken a few steps toward retirement: “I added an additional 10% to my 401K here at Sirius...and I opened up a Roth IRA as well. For a couple of us. But not much.”

THE RED AND THE BLACK

Howard was still surprised that Sal had taken so long to change: “That’s a guy who used to get on the phone with people and say, ‘You’ve got to plan for your future.’” Sal’s response confused the phrases ‘in the black’ and ‘in the red’, so Gary underlined Howard’s point: “I understand that some people might not understand ‘in the black or ‘in the red’ but Sal was a stockbroker.” Sal snapped: “It’s a personal situation. Red and black comes in, it’s hard to decipher.”

HOLIDAY GROPINGS FOR ALL

MEET JENNA ROSE

Jenna Rose, Penthouse’s newly-crowned Pet of the Year, stopped by to meet Howard and allow six lucky listeners to feel her up. Jenna said she was so hot growing up, her mom kept her sequestered from her step-dad--he had to stay in a separate wing of the house: “He wasn’t allowed out.” Whenever he had to walk through the living room to smoke outside, her mom would rush in ahead of him to cover Jenna with a blanket.

Jenna’s mom was so overprotective, Jenna was too afraid to lose her virginity until late in her high school career: “I was always afraid that at any given moment, my mother would take me to the doctor and give me a pap smear.” The only sport she was allowed to play was softball, “because it was the only sport where they were completely covered, with the socks and stuff.”

FROM MYSPACE TO PORN STAR

Discovered on Myspace, Jenna quickly moved from nude modelling to porn--and was impregnated while filming her first “cream-pie” scene: “I was booked right off the bat so I didn’t have time to get on birth control, and I didn’t know what ‘cream-pie’ meant.” Howard said he was always awed by male porn star’s ability to hold out, so Jenna laughed: “The way it’s edited, yes. There’s a lot of breaks. Sometimes they take breaks to go to the bathroom or to get hard again.” Jenna went to explain that she found out she was pregnant a few weeks later when a searing pain in her abdomen sent her to the hospital for emergency surgery to save her from a potentially fatal ectopic pregnancy.

THE GIFT OF GROPING

Howard then turned to six listeners “Jenna, take those tits out and give everyone their Christmas gift.” The first listener, Steve, said he suffered from MS and hadn’t been with a woman in quite some time: “It’s been a while.” As he stood, he could only do so with help: “They steroid me up so I can walk around.” But with Jenna’s breasts in his hands, he felt rejuvenated: “Wow...I’ll do a porno with ya.”

Martin, a long-haul truck driver, said he’d come a long way: “I actually drove here, 23 hours from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be here this morning. With no sleep!” Martin positioned himself behind Jenna, as Howard laughed: “You want her butt rubbing into your penis? Is that it?” Martin nodded (“I think it’s very erotic.”) and seemed to work a kind of magic on Jenna: “I’m getting a little wet!”

HER 1ST TIME FEELING A GIRL

The only female listener, Susan, had never been with a woman: “Never had any girl. Never touched any other breasts than mine. [But] well, what better place than your show to break out?” Susan followed Martin’s lead: “I think I’m going to have to go from behind like I’m feeling my own....ooh. Ooh yeah. I think they feel great. They’re super soft.”

John, a married man, said his wife had given him a hard time on his way out the door: “I don’t know if I’m going to go for the feel. Maybe a dry-hump hug. Because my wife will kill me.” He had to come anyway--an invite to Studio 69 was too rare to pass up--so he thanked Jenna for the opportunity: “I’m just going to give you a nice kiss on the cheek and wish you a happy holiday.”

HE’S GOT THE RIGHT TOUCH

Of the last two listeners, Howard was taken aback by Keith, a guy handsome enough to be a porn star himself. Jenna agreed: “He is rough! He is grabbing my neck right now.” Keith purred his best come-on (“It’s just a little massage.”) and Jenna was hooked: “My neck turns me on...It’s getting hot in here, guys.” Howard was impressed, remarking that Keith seemed to have “the right touch”--Keith agreed: “My hands are full. Feels great.”

JOSE TAKES THE LEAD

The final listener, Jose, said he was blind: “I had an accident in Vermont...a snowmobile accident.” He hasn’t touched a woman in a long time: “I’m embarrassed to say this. Years...two years ago.” Asked if he might blow a load while touching Jenna, Jose laughed: “I hope so. I want to.” Jose asked Jenna to tell him what she looked like: “Don’t exaggerate. Can I ask a question? Are you shaved?”

Jenna promised that she shaved, but Jose wanted to confirm: “I don’t believe you. Let me check.” Robin laughed that Jose might have to take her word for it, but Jenna was game, leading his hand where it needed to be. Jose thrilled at the opportunity: “Have you ever had a Spanish tongue on you? Down below?” Jenna said she had, so Jose continued: “Would you like a second one?”

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HOWARD STERN: Benjy's extreme makeover now includes a wig and makeup , pic

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ONLINE SWEETHEART Benjy Bronk ft Elisa Jordana song

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HOWARD STERN: Howard makes the official announcement that he is a judge on America's Got Talent

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:51:52 PST

HOWARD STERN: Howard makes the official announcement that he is a judge on America's Got Talent

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Howard Stern made his official announcement today that he is going to be a judge on America's Got Talent joining Howie Mandel and Sharon Osbourne on the hit NBC show. His agent Don Buchwald came in to the studio to have Howard sign the contracts live on the air on his SiriusXM radio show. The entire announcement can be seen only on Howard TV On Demand.

ERIC THE MIDGET NEGOTIATES LIVE ? is Eric scared of Wolfs ?

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:27:00 PST

ERIC THE MIDGET NEGOTIATES LIVE

Howard got John Strauss, the “Something About Mary” screenwriter and “In Plain Sight” show runner, on the line and said he was enjoying John’s protracted negotiations with Eric the Midget (which Howard had warned him would happen). John laughed that he was not: “Howard, I’m glad you’re enjoying it. You were absolutely correct.” John said the show was rapidly approaching a casting deadline--he must have Eric on board soon: “There have been nights, literally, where I’ve awakened in the middle in the night wondering if this was really going to go down.”

Eric called in to say he was available for most of the episode’s 10-day shooting schedule--except for the 2nd day. John said that could be an issue: “If you want to wait until we get a little closer, we can do that.” John also promised to pay Eric for his travel time (2 days each way to drive from Sacramento to Albequerque), in addition to his one day on set: “It works out to about $3,000.” He’d also get rerun residuals, but the payment for that is up to SAG--not the show.

HOLLYWOOD’S LITTLEST HARDBALLER

Eric wasn’t sure if he could drive his own van: “My dad’s a bit of a ‘mileage nazi’ with this van. Driving would be ok, but we’d somehow have to avoid using the van that we’ve got.” Flying didn’t sound like an option either: “Airlines like to have 30 days notice if a passenger is traveling with oxygen.” John put travel aside, continuing down Eric’s list of demands, and said they couldn’t promise Eric an on-set masseuse: “Is that a deal-breaker?” Eric said he’d just have to be careful with his hip.

THE RIDER FALLS

John also wasn’t sure if--as Eric requested--the set would be near an Arbys or McDonalds: “We don’t know where the particular location will be...but this is New Mexico, not Somalia. Chances are there will be a McDonalds or an Arbys somewhere.” Eric tossed out the demand, as well as his request that, in case his role recurs, the show relocate to San Francisco--Eric claimed those items were written into his rider by Johnny Fratto, his manager, with only passive consent.

John continued to deny Eric’s more ridiculous demands, like a “co-star solo card” during the show’s opening credits, explaining that the show doesn’t even grant that billing to its Emmy-winning guest-stars: “We will try--try--to give you some sort of front credit. But a solo credit is unlikely.” John added that there were no five-star hotels, like a Four Seasons or Ritz Carlton, in Albequerque, but there is a Hyatt Regency downtown.

BUT HEY, FREE COLA!

Howard asked if Eric’s would be granted a limousine, and John answered flatly: “No.” John also refused Eric’s input when it comes to the script, storyline and his blocking. But John was willing to provide Eric with another of his requests: four 20oz Pepsi-Colas. Even better, John said the show had no surprise plans to blow up Eric’s character: “Currently that’s not part of the storyline.”

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Howard told Benjy Bronk ?

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 05:13:14 PST

BENJY’S HOME HAT

Howard told Benjy he was (almost) totally fine with recent changes he’d made to his appearance: “None of it bothers me except that he has to wear his hat at home. I find that crazy. You don’t have to, but you’re doing it. Let me say something: when you have self-esteem, you don’t wear a hat in your own home.” Benjy said it was no different than Howard walking backward to the bathroom after sex: “You try to hide your ass all the time from Beth...my head is as bad as your ass.” howardstern.com

HOWARD STERN: Benjy's new look courtesy of his new girlfriend!

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 11:35:23 PST

HOWARD STERN: Benjy's new look courtesy of his new girlfriend! HOWARDTV 94 videos Subscribe Loading... You need Adobe Flash Player to watch this video. Download it from Adobe. 308 views Like Add to Share Uploaded by HOWARDTV on Nov 28, 2011 Benjy came in to work fresh from the Thanksgiving break sporting a new necklace, earring and horribly dyed goatee.

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noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 07:11:13 PST

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noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 06:27:47 PST

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noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 04:59:57 PST

BENJY Gloria Allred's “PRESS CONFERENCE” video

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 05:05:14 PST

BENJY BOMBS ANOTHER “PRESS CONFERENCE” Benji Bronk -- The Ultimate Prank 2,678 videos Subscribe Loading... You need Adobe Flash Player to watch this video. Download it from Adobe. 496 views LikeAdd toShare Published on Nov 8, 2011 by One of Howard Stern's finest played the ultimate prank on a group of reporters before one of Gloria Allred's recent press conference. At the top of the show, Howard noted that Benjy crashed Gloria Allred's press conference yesterday, and, instead of promoting the show, he repeatedly dropped the name of his crush, Elisa Jordana: "If this doesn't get you in her pants, I don't know what will." Robin disagreed ("This is pushing him further away."), but Howard didn't think it was so serious: "It was another one of these Gloria Allred conferences." Robin saw his point: "When Gloria Allred shows up, it doesn't have any credibility whatsoever." WHO WANTS ME TO LEAVE In one clip, Benjy could be heard grabbing the mic before Gloria arrived and haranguing an indignant press corps, saying he could just as well be Herman Cain's most recent accuser ("Maybe I have unknown genitalia! Maybe that's my problem!") but eventually revealing his true motivation: "Calm down. This is not what you think it is. Just calm down. This is about Elisa Jordana." Howard saw a parallel with Reagan's assassin: "You know, Hinckley wanted to impress Jodie Foster." Gary said the entire press conference was carried live on TMZ--Benjy had the mic for well over twenty minutes: "There were points where he was just leaning against the podium." In another clip, Benjy introduced Gloria as she entered the room: "Ladies and gentleman, all the way from Los Angeles, California, Miss Gloria Allred and the accuser! I will walk out. Elisa Jordana! Let's take a vote real quick. First the yays, then the nays. Who wants me to leave?" Howard cracked up: "You're a professional at irritating people." AND IT WORKED! Benjy admitted he had done it just to impress Elise--and it worked: "Oh yeah. We went out last night. Yeah. Well, we made out. I don't know if I have to do a press conference every day." Benjy said the press conference was the cherry on top of years of groundwork: "It's been progressing since [her appearance on] the show every day...it was a very typical bulid-up." And once they started, they couldn't stop: "We were kissing and talking for, like, a couple hours...we talked about going back [to my place], but I knew I had to get some sleep" Benjy said they'd even discussed building a life together: "We've been talking about moving in together...she says she's interested in me." Howard wasn't surprised, warning Robin: "He will wear you down. As much as you are repulsed by him right now, in the right circumstance, he will get you." Benjy later admitted that Elisa had just one dealbreaker--his baldness: "I don't think she ever wants me to take my hat off." by howardstern.com

BENJY’S in love with ELISA JORDANA ?

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 05:25:32 PST

BENJY’S CRUSH: ELISA JORDANA ELISA JORDANA, BENJY’S DREAM GIRL Howard welcomed singer-songwriter Elisa Jordana to the studio to discuss her bizarre friendship with Benjy. Elisa said she first met Benjy over the Internet: “We [first] spoke on J-Date a few years ago.”) when she was still playing in Cobra Starship: “I played keytar. Which is a keyboard that you hold like a guitar...it opened a lot of doors for me.” After she was kicked out, the band went on to great success--she nodded when Howard likened her situation to that of ex-Beatle, Pete Best: “I think about him all the time, actually. Because I really relate to that.” BENJY CONFESSES HIS LOVE Asked how he felt about Elisa, Benjy confessed that he was in love: “This is someone I could spend my whole life with and every day be happy and look forward to being with her. I’m not in love in a commitment kind of way because we haven’t really--we haven’t dated.” Howard watched Elisa’s face as Benjy spoke, laughing: “Poor Elisa’s saying to herself, ‘Why can’t this guy just be a little hotter?’” Elisa said she enjoyed spending time with Benjy--but felt guilty: “I don’t want to take advantage of him because I feel like he’s such a great person. I actually get sad sometimes...the other night we went to this, like, kind of romantic dinner and I got so sad, because there’s, like, these people next to us and they’re on a date and we’re having so much more fun than them.” BENJY WOULD MARRY HER IN A WEEK Elisa said she just couldn’t manufacture a sexual attraction: “He’s been growing on me [but] not in a sexual way.” Howard understood: “Something about a guy has to turn a woman on in order for her to orgasm.” Benjy laughed (“Well, I’m trying to convince her that it doesn’t.”) that he’d marry her regardless: “Would I get married tomorrow? No. But maybe next Monday.” THE (SICK) LOOK OF LOVE Elisa wished Benjy looked more like his J-Date profile picture: “His picture is amazing. It’s really good. He’s got a nice hat on.” She thought he even looked better (than usual) while in-studio: “The lighting in here, he looks really good right now.” Howard said Benjy couldn’t always benefit from professional lighting: “The problem is when he gets out of that seat.” Elisa nodded: “I know. Yeah.” Elisa then performed her single, ‘F**k You, I’m Fine,’ but Howard was more interested in watching Benjy: “You’re in love, dude. Look at you.” After she’d left, Benjy confessed that he’d shed tears over Elisa: “Sometimes I get really really really sad and I start crying.” Howard told Benjy he had to move on: “She ain’t the one. You don’t want to be married to a woman who isn’t attracted to you.” Howardstern.com

NEW BIGGEST WHORE IS CROWNED

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 06:39:30 PDT

A NEW BIGGEST WHORE IS CROWNED BETH, WBW CONTESTANT #1 Howard kicked off The World’s Biggest Whore contest by introducing Beth, a 25-year-old woman who enjoyed the benefits of an open marriage. Beth said her husband understood her needs (“He’s not home very often.”), so she sought out company online--and in her husband’s rolodex: “There’s been a couple of his friends.” Beth said she had almost no standards for the men she sleeps with, and often has them over to her home after putting her children to bed. Howard stopped her: “The kids go to sleep upstairs and perfect strangers come into the house? Wow. That is a big whore...what if the guy’s dangerous?” Beth shrugged: “I think about it but...” Beth said she her online profiles all specify that her partners must have a 6 or 7 inch penis--minimum. If they meet her requirements, she’s up for “anal, oral, whatever”, as many partners as possible (“There’s been 5 or 6 in one night.”) and shows all the evidence to her husband: “If there’s any [photographs] taken, yeah.” ABBY, WBW CONTESTANT #2 The second contestant, Abby, said she was just 21 years-old: “I lost my virginity at 13 and started fooling around with order guys at 14-15.” A self-described nymphomaniac, she’s no racist: “I’ve had my fair share of black guys...I don’t discriminate.” She has a steady rotation of partners: “I have a call list. I have ten speed-dial numbers that will come at a whim.” Abby said she can only remember the names of about “40 or 50” of her partners: “I love to give oral. I have absolutely no gag reflexes.” She’s had sex as many as 6 or 7 times a day, with as many as 3 or 4 guys at a time: “I’ve done an Eiffel Tower, which is anal [as] you’re bent over sucking the other guy.” For a while, she was attending a mechanic’s school: “I f’ed all but one guy in my class. I’m pretty sure he was gay.” “THERE WAS, LIKE, DROOL EVERYWHERE” Just last night, Abby picked up two guys at a club and brought them back to her hotel room, after a stop off at The Hustler Club, and banged them both: “One didn’t know how to use his tongue and the other didn’t know how to use his fingers...there was, like, drool everywhere.” DEBBIE, WBW CONTESTANT #3 The third contestant, Debbie, said she was just a teen when she first saw a woman giving head: “I knew [then] I was going to be focusing my life on giving head.” She’s since become addicted to the feel of penis on her tongue: “I love to put it in my mouth when it’s nice and soft and feel it grow.” She’s such a dedicated whore, she paid her own way to take part in today’s contest: “I just want the confirmation that I am the biggest whore. I’m proud of it...if you all want to give me a pint of cum, that’s better.” Debbie confessed that she was dead serious about the addiction: “It’s an obsession. It’s definitely not a want. It’s a need.” If she hasn’t given head in a few hours, “I become a major bitch. People, their voices annoy me until I give head...I need to have it after a while because my head’s going to start hurting if I’m not sucking on something soon.” PUT THAT SUGAR ON HER TONGUE Debbie pulled down her pants to reveal a tattoo of a penis with the word “Sugar” above it: “This is my trademark.” Sugar is her word for semen--she begged Howard for a jar’s worth: “Don’t waste it. That’s a sin to waste. Save it for me.” Asked if she’d ever considered taking payment for her services, Debbie shook her head: “If anything I should pay them. They’re giving me their sugar...if they want to use a condom that’s fine, but then I’ll drink the sugar out of the condom.” THE KING COMETH King of All Blacks called in from his sweeper to let everyone know his pick for biggest whore: Debbie. King further explained that he was so moved by Debbie’s description of her love of giving head that he had to take care of business right there in his street sweeper. When King admitted to finishing in his pants, Debbie chastised him for wasting her sugar. HERE SHE IS, THE WORLD’S BIGGEST WHORE Howard then turned the contest over to his callers, and Debbie won the $10,000 prize with 47% of the vote: “Oh my gosh, I’d feel better if I had a load, but thank you.” Asked what she planned to do with the cash, Debbie shrugged that it meant little to her: “I’m going to have to see about buying some come.” howardstern.com

Andrea Miss Howard Stern

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 06:43:49 PDT

Andrea Miss Howard Stern | Miss Howard Stern Andrea and her sister Brandi were on the show today, promoting a new swimwear line http://www.Brassmonkeyswimwear.com and is always a good guest, she is so out there. She talked about her two men in her life, one is a 50 year old tv producer and another one is a 80 year old man

Buy Beths North.Shore.Animal league and get a calendar

noreply@blogger.com ($ Mad Money Fund $) — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 15:23:41 PDT

HowardSternHoward Stern 2012 Animal League Calendar Featuring Beth Stern Help Save Animals’ Lives! It’s here...the Animal League 2012 Calendar! Featuring Beth Stern with Adoptable Pets and Photos by Howard Stern Enlarge Each year, the Animal League rescues, nurtures and adopts nearly 20,000 dogs, cats, puppies and kittens into permanent and happy homes, and to commemorate each month of 2012, Beth and Howard Stern have generously donated their time and love in support of creating a one-of-a kind calendar showcasing the precious, healthy canines and felines that can be found in local shelters. With each turn of the calendar page, animal lovers are welcomed by beautiful and colorful images of Beth and many adoptable and lovable Animal League Mutt-i-grees, photographed in a variety of unique settings by Howard. Howard creatively captures the heart and soul of Beth and animal friends Carson, Cooper, Lucy, Griffin, Fiona, Nemo, Liza, Suzi, Ink, Miley, Magdelena, and Hope and her puppies in these gorgeous and striking photographs. Photos also include other members of the Stern family - Bulldog Bianca and her cat siblings Walter, Apple and Leon Bear, who were adopted from the Animal League. Enlarge These calendars make perfect holiday and birthday gifts, and each purchase will help the Animal League take one step closer to its next one million animals saved. Calendars are priced at $19.95. Shipping and handling are included. ORDER NOW - The first 1,000 will be a special limited edition calendar, signed by both Beth and Howard Stern. Your purchase of this unique calendar will help save animals lives and benefit the advancement of the highest standards in animal welfare.

help out N.S.Animal league and get a calendar as well. Good xmas gift. I took the photos. http://www.animalleague.org/BethCalendar