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		<title>Suspected gas leak was fermented herring</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2012 17:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[2 fire trucks, 2 police cars and an emergency gas leak team all rushed towards what turned out to be fermented herring.]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Hunt for Worthing &#8220;poo thief&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 17:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing. The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog. A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: &#8220;A male on his pushbike [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Hugo&#8217;s There &#8211; &#8220;Drunk Swedish Moose Found Stuck Up Tree&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 09:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hugo&#8217;s There &#8211; Trailer 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 09:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hugo exclusively announces the headlines from a couple of his upcoming video news reports. More revealing still, he unveils his voice&#8230;]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Council accidentally decorates children&#8217;s park with world&#8217;s deadliest flower.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 10:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Botanist Thomas Gudgeon was stunned to discover that South Lakeland District Council had unwittingly chosen one of the world&#8217;s deadliest flowers to brighten up the area around a park where children play. Natives of the Amazon jungle use the plant to poison their arrow tips when hunting monkeys due to its extreme killing power. The [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Hugo&#8217;s There &#8211; Trailer 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 14:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Testing out the ability of the camera equipment and my make-up artist. Looking pretty dandy. The mansion is soon a fully-functional news battle station.]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Collision motorcyclist lands in mini-van back seat, unhurt.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 12:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Like a scene from a Hollwood movie, a San Bernardino County motorcyclist amazingly survived unscathed having back-ended a mini-van. He flew through the back window and landed on the seat, completely unharmed. The driver continued, completely oblivious of his new passenger lying dazed and confused on the back seat. Back at the scene of the [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Baffling &#8220;Keep Off The Grass&#8221; sign on 1 metre square patch.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 19:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Neighbours are baffled by a prominent council sign demanding that people &#8220;Keep Off The Grass&#8221; despite the patch of grass measuring less than 1 metre by 1 metre. Merton Council in South-West London has come under fire for the sign, which has been there from a time when there actually was some grass to be [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Drunken joyrider steals steamroller, but rolls over himself.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 19:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Canadian law enforcement officials were called to the rescue of a drunk man who took a steamroller for a joyride, only to lose control of the massive vehicle and get pinned down as it rolled over him. Around 03:20am police in Sudbury, Ontario were alerted to the situation. The man had started the massive machine [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Partially blind boy&#8217;s hit from taxi fully restores his sight.</title>
		<link>https://hugosthere.com/2011/06/23/blind-boy-taxi-hit-restores-sight/</link>
		
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 22:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Gerhard van der Merwe, 7, had been wearing glasses since the age of nine months and could only see with the aid of strong lenses.However, following an accident where he was hit in the head by a passing taxi, he amazed doctors by revealing his vision had been completely restored. His mother Gretha van der [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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