<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800</id><updated>2024-08-28T11:51:04.999-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Humdrum Haiku</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' 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type='html'>G-R-E-E-N&lt;br /&gt;It is a haiku colour&lt;br /&gt;Say it with me, now</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/9089006863357470866/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/9089006863357470866' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/9089006863357470866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/9089006863357470866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2010/02/green.html' title='green'/><author><name>C.M.Rogers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08739057336023661632</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-8520561523226468071</id><published>2009-11-27T11:11:00.003-09:00</published><updated>2009-11-27T11:21:31.373-09:00</updated><title type='text'>Ode to Nom</title><content type='html'>Spicy pizza rules!&lt;br /&gt;Like Heaven and Hell made peace...&lt;br /&gt;Burning blissfully.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8520561523226468071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/8520561523226468071' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/8520561523226468071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/8520561523226468071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/11/ode-to-nom.html' title='Ode to Nom'/><author><name>C.M.Rogers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08739057336023661632</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-985747400751026279</id><published>2009-10-07T05:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T08:56:19.355-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Flotsam</title><content type='html'>My heart floats adrift,&lt;br /&gt;untethered when he is gone.&lt;br /&gt;I can&#39;t find true north.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/985747400751026279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/985747400751026279' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/985747400751026279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/985747400751026279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/10/flotsam.html' title='Flotsam'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-4416255965453557060</id><published>2009-09-24T09:34:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-09-24T09:35:40.595-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Plummeting Grades</title><content type='html'>Television shows&lt;br /&gt;Posted on the internet;&lt;br /&gt;Behind on homework</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4416255965453557060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/4416255965453557060' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/4416255965453557060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/4416255965453557060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/plummeting-grades.html' title='Plummeting Grades'/><author><name>Paul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11846948398864555318</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-9071778689804286547</id><published>2009-09-14T13:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T13:03:24.772-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Huh?</title><content type='html'>I am so confused...&lt;br /&gt;Confused into honesty.&lt;br /&gt;Dirty rotten trick.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/9071778689804286547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/9071778689804286547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/9071778689804286547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/9071778689804286547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/huh.html' title='Huh?'/><author><name>C.M.Rogers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08739057336023661632</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-788080440730089412</id><published>2009-09-13T07:52:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-09-13T07:58:21.311-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Time Flies</title><content type='html'>Where did it all go?&lt;br /&gt;The weekend held such promise. &lt;br /&gt;Monday looms bleakly.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/788080440730089412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/788080440730089412' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/788080440730089412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/788080440730089412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/time-flies.html' title='Time Flies'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-4079931199534172348</id><published>2009-09-08T14:09:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T14:14:34.291-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I&#39;ll cut, you choose</title><content type='html'>Collaboration?&lt;br /&gt;Just 17 syllables.&lt;br /&gt;Like sharing a grape.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4079931199534172348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/4079931199534172348' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/4079931199534172348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/4079931199534172348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/ill-cut-you-choose.html' title='I&#39;ll cut, you choose'/><author><name>C.M.Rogers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08739057336023661632</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-226664819719760678</id><published>2009-09-08T13:58:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T13:59:50.733-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments</title><content type='html'>Comments are needed&lt;br /&gt;Write them often on this site&lt;br /&gt;Keeps people posting</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/226664819719760678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/226664819719760678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/226664819719760678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/226664819719760678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/comments.html' title='Comments'/><author><name>C.M.Rogers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08739057336023661632</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-1845685889533544863</id><published>2009-09-08T13:55:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T13:57:56.952-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rules</title><content type='html'>Rules are silly things&lt;br /&gt;Especially in haiku&lt;br /&gt;Words in a blender</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1845685889533544863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/1845685889533544863' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/1845685889533544863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/1845685889533544863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/rules.html' title='Rules'/><author><name>C.M.Rogers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08739057336023661632</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-8362656184907078628</id><published>2009-09-08T13:43:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T13:43:53.393-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Overcaffeinated</title><content type='html'>You think you know me?&lt;br /&gt;You think I&#39;ll just roll over?&lt;br /&gt;Think again, POW POW!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8362656184907078628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/8362656184907078628' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/8362656184907078628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/8362656184907078628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/overcaffeinated.html' title='Overcaffeinated'/><author><name>whardier</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14705990681790573861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTi1v-uP57MVHZVjHiOtkJzUJyx1fdN-E_hlmXGTmI-rbQrfUp0uWuGTfL1Gd69_d7kVwO__I-sWL9fFfMD_pHyJW_AvKmDr0cHiwhjZWR-TWD_IWraBia-rs3OBw_Uw/s220/hardwiregotchi_170px.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-1299215320906001598</id><published>2009-08-13T12:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T12:01:00.780-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New Rule For This Blog</title><content type='html'>haiku must haiku&lt;br /&gt;none in a month? you&#39;re fired&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m not kidding, dudes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;spit it out! haiku!&lt;br /&gt;only takes a few minutes&lt;br /&gt;make time for your words&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;collaboration&lt;br /&gt;is what makes this blog so great&lt;br /&gt;so collaborate!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1299215320906001598/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/1299215320906001598' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/1299215320906001598'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/1299215320906001598'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-rule-for-this-blog.html' title='New Rule For This Blog'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-7418270024576037553</id><published>2009-08-12T17:16:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-12T17:23:34.548-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Revoltingly Romantic</title><content type='html'>(What the hell happened to me? I&#39;m disgusted with myself for being such a sap, and yet here I am, barfing this out on the intarwebs.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m waiting, yearning&lt;br /&gt;life is paused when we&#39;re apart&lt;br /&gt;hurry back to me</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7418270024576037553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/7418270024576037553' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/7418270024576037553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/7418270024576037553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/revoltingly-romantic.html' title='Revoltingly Romantic'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-818364641794652196</id><published>2009-08-06T16:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-06T20:58:39.658-08:00</updated><title type='text'>TMI?</title><content type='html'>I have a boyfriend&lt;br /&gt;he is extremely slutty&lt;br /&gt;vagina approved</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/818364641794652196/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/818364641794652196' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/818364641794652196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/818364641794652196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/tmi.html' title='TMI?'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-9016931708799719145</id><published>2009-07-06T18:46:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-06T18:54:56.916-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Camp Grounds</title><content type='html'>delicious silence&lt;br /&gt;breezy trees sway and embrace&lt;br /&gt;creeks chuckle stone tones</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/9016931708799719145/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/9016931708799719145' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/9016931708799719145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/9016931708799719145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/camp-grounds.html' title='Camp Grounds'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-4593167221835058106</id><published>2009-06-26T16:13:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T16:13:01.873-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cropduster</title><content type='html'>gassy coworker&lt;br /&gt;cruises hallways, bombs away!&lt;br /&gt;what IS that foul smell?</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4593167221835058106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/4593167221835058106' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/4593167221835058106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/4593167221835058106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/06/cropduster.html' title='Cropduster'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-4096480148649685591</id><published>2009-06-26T15:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T15:27:48.748-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Off with her head.</title><content type='html'>The Queen has spoken&lt;br /&gt;I owe her my silver tongue&lt;br /&gt;She better like spit</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTi1v-uP57MVHZVjHiOtkJzUJyx1fdN-E_hlmXGTmI-rbQrfUp0uWuGTfL1Gd69_d7kVwO__I-sWL9fFfMD_pHyJW_AvKmDr0cHiwhjZWR-TWD_IWraBia-rs3OBw_Uw/s220/hardwiregotchi_170px.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-675261116314870894</id><published>2009-06-24T17:20:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-06-24T17:37:07.485-08:00</updated><title type='text'>boys are so weird</title><content type='html'>they have cooties and&lt;br /&gt;burp indiscriminately&lt;br /&gt;plus they smell funny&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they lift heavy stuff&lt;br /&gt;did I mention the burping?&lt;br /&gt;bacon lures them in&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how do they stand it&lt;br /&gt;with the junk dingle-dangling?&lt;br /&gt;so glad I&#39;m a girl</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/675261116314870894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-3525635903442188039</id><published>2009-06-23T21:30:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T21:32:52.033-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tenterhooks</title><content type='html'>I got you a gift&lt;br /&gt;waiting for your reaction&lt;br /&gt;is sheer agony</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3525635903442188039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/3525635903442188039' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/3525635903442188039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/3525635903442188039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/06/tenterhooks.html' title='Tenterhooks'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-93678119789579062</id><published>2009-05-24T14:46:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-05-24T14:49:11.506-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Furred fruit</title><content type='html'>Kiwi, what the hell?&lt;br /&gt;You are a goddamned fruit, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;Why do you have hair?</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-1044218285936351434</id><published>2009-05-24T13:27:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2009-05-24T13:29:10.705-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Programmers Lament</title><content type='html'>We let them do it!&lt;br /&gt;They ruined our Internet!&lt;br /&gt;We made it easy!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1044218285936351434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/1044218285936351434' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/1044218285936351434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/1044218285936351434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/05/programmers-lament.html' title='Programmers Lament'/><author><name>C.M.Rogers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08739057336023661632</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-3661708388128549872</id><published>2009-05-23T00:44:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-05-23T00:49:20.049-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Divine Non Sequitur</title><content type='html'>God gives man reason.&lt;br /&gt;God says, &quot;Use not this great gift.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;You must just believe.&quot;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-7497278987374721967</id><published>2009-05-22T00:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-05-22T00:00:02.085-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lucky Children!</title><content type='html'>the last day of school&lt;br /&gt;all summer to lounge about&lt;br /&gt;play video games&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is what my kids think&lt;br /&gt;boy are they gonna be shocked&lt;br /&gt;when I give them chores&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;like scrub the toilet&lt;br /&gt;sand and stain the deck woodwork&lt;br /&gt;reshingle the roof</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7497278987374721967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2674602776809480800/7497278987374721967' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2674602776809480800/posts/default/5403769842444957876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humdrumhaiku.blogspot.com/2009/05/theyre-lucky-theyre-cute.html' title='They&#39;re Lucky They&#39;re Cute'/><author><name>jen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04522273081083764728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_D8yxP0purtY/SA_5WmNbdyI/AAAAAAAAARw/ukbn2-j6Q8o/S220/jasper+icon2.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2674602776809480800.post-2556924730075957851</id><published>2009-05-20T00:10:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-05-20T00:16:07.723-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Allitera-shun</title><content type='html'>Alliteration&lt;br /&gt;Avoid alliteration.&lt;br /&gt;Always, any, all.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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