http://humorecard.com Very funny ecards for every occasion. en-us Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:39:42 GMT HumorEcardhttp://feedburner.google.com http://humorecard.com/56/humor/26083/beach-love-card.html

What says I love you more than a nice relaxing vacation at the beach.  Send this beach love card to the person you love today.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/56/humor/26083/beach-love-card.html http://humorecard.com/64/fun-facts/25824/differences-between-people.html

Find a good significant other can be a real challenge, especially with so many differences between people.  Still, you'll never stop looking, will you?

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/64/fun-facts/25824/differences-between-people.html http://humorecard.com/64/fun-facts/25683/you-are-gone.html

When you are gone, I am filled with sadness and loneliness.  I just wanted to tell you that I miss you.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/64/fun-facts/25683/you-are-gone.html http://humorecard.com/64/fun-facts/25610/hardest-part-of-the-morning.html

Now that you know what the hardest part of the morning really is, what's the second?  Really, guys will understand this.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/64/fun-facts/25610/hardest-part-of-the-morning.html http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25450/office-compliments.html

You might need to be careful when sharing office compliments.  The last thing you need is a sexual harassment suit.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25450/office-compliments.html http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25372/having-great-friends.html

Everyone should benefit from having great friends.  Make sure they know just how highly you think of them.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25372/having-great-friends.html http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25371/friends-stick-together.html

What should friends do more than anything?  Friends stick together no matter what is going on.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25371/friends-stick-together.html http://humorecard.com/64/fun-facts/25370/celebrating-a-marriage.html

When it comes to tying the knot, you know you have to celebrate.  Celebrating a marriage means realizing you couldn't possibly do any better.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/64/fun-facts/25370/celebrating-a-marriage.html http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25369/old-age-jokes.html

If you know someone who's too old to make fun of, then this is the digital joke for you.  This old age is perfect for those who are up there in years.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25369/old-age-jokes.html http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25368/showing-improvement.html

The caliber of your gifts is showing improvement, so who knows, maybe next year you'll wind up getting an actual gift.  Still, enjoy this great ecard.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25368/showing-improvement.html http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25367/nerdy-bday.html

Even a geek knows that sitting in front of  a computer on your birthday is a no go.  Make sure you get out and enjoy the day, your email will be there tomorrow.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25367/nerdy-bday.html http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25366/profits-in-natural-gas.html

Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could make profits like these in natural gas?  Honestly, I'd be rolling in dough by now.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25366/profits-in-natural-gas.html http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25364/tunnel-of-marriage.html

Sure, everyone has heard about the tunnel of love, but who has ever seen the tunnel of marriage?  It's basically the same thing, just the couples aren't as happy.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25364/tunnel-of-marriage.html http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25363/missing-home.html

Out of everything I'm missing when I'm out of town, I'm missing you the most.  Forget about my drinking buddies and things around the house, it should be you I'm missing.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25363/missing-home.html http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25362/get-well-shopping-spree.html

No one is ever happy when they are sick, but you seem angry for another reason.  Hopefully, a get well shopping spree will help take your mind off of things.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/56/humor/25362/get-well-shopping-spree.html http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25361/paying-hospital-bills.html

I really do hope you get better soon, because paying off hospital bills can be a real pain in the butt.  Still, feel better soon.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25361/paying-hospital-bills.html http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25331/forget-the-day.html

When you forget someone's birthday, there is only one way to really make things even.  Let them forget yours and call it even.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25331/forget-the-day.html http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25330/getting-angry.html

Getting angry and upset about turning another year older just ruins a perfectly good day.  Make sure you enjoy your birthday as much as you can.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25330/getting-angry.html http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25329/how-old-is-the-universe.html

Even though the universe is over 14 billion years old, every day is still important, especially your birthday.  Make sure you celebrate the day like it was your last.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/60/birthday/25329/how-old-is-the-universe.html http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25257/break-between-jobs.html

Your perception of the situation is the main determining factor to whether an event is good or bad.  Instead of thinking about it like you're losing a job, consider it a break between jobs.  You'll be much happier.

]]> Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:32:49 GMT http://humorecard.com/65/funny/25257/break-between-jobs.html